April 15, 2025 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you happen to know what day it is? This
day we all get the craft scared out of us
by bloodsucking vampires. Tax Day. I paid my income Pact today.
I bet you did your taxes like six months ago,
didn't you? Because you're so efficient? Yep, I knew it.
I'd have to file another extension.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You know it's going to be the same day every year.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I told you I just filed last year's and got walked.
I mean, I got one. I'm not even going to
say it. I got WoT.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I guess that would probably make me put it off
where I'm just like, let's see how much I get back.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's laundry day today. Do you have any specific day
that you do laundries? It's just whenever you get a
chance a chance. And it's McDonald's day because the golden
arches first went up on this day in nineteen fifty five.
McDonald's is seventy today. How much were Hambergers when they
first opened fifteen? Said say, twenty something birthdays today? Hermione ranger,
(01:01):
Emma Watson, want to yes, she's in her thirties. She's
thirty five. Seth Rogan, who has a great news show
on the Apple TV called The Studio is forty three
and ooh you know, you know bigger than this in
country music. Happy forty seventh birthday to Chris Stapleton today.
Oh yeah, and those are today's special days and birthdays
(01:23):
here at Country ninety two five. Thanks for joining us
here on the Country ninety two five morning show. That's
a Manda Joe. My name is Damon. Here are today's
three fascinating tax facts for tax Day. When the IRS
began requiring taxpayers to list their dependence Social Security numbers
in nineteen eighty seven, seven million children vanished from next
(01:45):
year's returns. Ooh, cheter, cheeter. When the US federal tax
code started, it was four hundred pages as of this year, No.
Seventy nine thousand, seven to sixty five. Yeah, I think
something's wrong there and all come on will it. In
nineteen ninety two, Willie Nelson released the IRS Tapes to
help pay off his tax debts. He later got in
(02:08):
trouble again for not paying taxes on the album's profits. Oops,
he was in trouble again. I think the RS got
him in trouble again. There's today's three fascinating tax facts
on Country ninety two five, to be followed by Today's Scoop.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
We had not one, but two concert announcements for Connecticut yesterday.
I got the details and a little Morgan walland the
shop sessions.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well look at the time. Time to find out what's
happening inside the world of country music. This is the
Scoop on the Country ninety two five Mornings.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Show, powered by our friends at Monaco Ford. Not one
but two show announcements yesterday, Round three of Russell Mania.
I'm talking Russell Dickerson will be coming to the Oakdale
September eighteenth. This song right here will be one of
the biggest of summer twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Weeks. It happen me hang on, I left out your
favorite line.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Girls and John Party also got announced coming to the
Hartford Healthcare Atheater October second. Tickets for both shows go
on tel Friday through livenation dot com.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Or you can win your John Parties. Today at eight
ten with the TNT Joke Factory.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And Morgan Wallen, he put out a shop session of
justin case he found an autoshop he liked, filmed a
couple of his songs from this upcoming mega album T
minus thirty one days. And this is what justin case
the shop session sounds like you wake up coming.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Lay down what I used to say, but I'm never
following up. Maybe just came and that's the scoop. In
that case, I got a feel good story coming up. Today.
When gest Stone Pedigrew blows out the hundred candles on
his cake, he's not going to have to make a
(04:05):
wish because it's already come true. I'll tell you what
it is. Next to Country ninety two to five. This
is the Country ninety two to five morning show. That's
Amanda Joe. My name is Damon. It's not just tax day,
it's also gest Stone Pedigrew's birthday. He is turning one
hundred years old today and thanks to this caretaker where
(04:25):
he lives, he's already got his wish. He had told
this gal a few weeks ago, he said, you know
what I would like. I would like to get a
hundred cards from one hundredth birthday. Doesn't really have a
lot of family, and so she found this organization a
called Passion for the Military. So she sends them an
email and in ten days time, as of yesterday, guests
(04:47):
Stone has received two thousand, one hundred and ninety seven
cards and on a bunch of letters like some schools
had their whole classes send him birthday wishes and thank
you letters. So today he's gonna have his cake and
his little party. And he jokingly told the local newspaper,
I just hope I live long enough to read all
of them. So there's today's feel good story on Country
(05:12):
ninety two five, Bus Bust, Google win Prize, ragged a Friends.
The Google Buster is on Contry ninety two fives. Hey,
what you're doing on Saturday August second?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You could be going to see Little Big Town in
Winona for free.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Here's the question. You must figure out the average person
is going to eat between ten and twenty pounds of
what this year? Country ninety due, good morning, who's this big?
Oh jay? This is a tough question. What awesome prize,
Little Big Town and Winona this summer? The Heart for
Healthcare amphitheater. The question. Apparently, the average American is going
(05:54):
to consume between ten and twenty pounds of what this year.
I mean, it's gotta be chicken, man, it is not.
You know what. I could probably do that much in
one sitting, brother, Thank you, for trying. Jay, we appreciate immensely.
And here is a man to Joe with the clue's
going to help you out.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I mean when you go to restaurants sometimes you buy
the wings by the pound.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I could do ten pounds on a weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I might do some damage this week in Receie's peanut
butter eggs.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Okay, I know what you're saying. Do you know what
she's saying? Happy tax Day? Who's this.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Karen?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Karen? Is that's some type of medical device? Or was
your door open? Now? I get to got in the car. Okay,
I heard the beeping. I just wanted to make sure
that we didn't have to talk to your nurse before
we went on. So here we go little big town
tickets to They also have wine, no no with them.
The question is the average American is going to consume
between ten and twenty pounds of this this year. Jay
(06:55):
squeaked through first. He said, I mean it's got to
be chicken wings, right, It was not chicken wings. So
here comes Amanda Joe with the clue.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I'll probably put a dent in this number this weekend
in Reese's peanut butter eggs.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Come and get your tickets.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Could it be chocolate?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You guys?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Take it to see a little big town and why
knowna August second at the Hertford Healthcare Amphitheater.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Feel Free. Oh my gosh, thank you so much. You
are welcome so much. Enjoy that concert. Thanks for joining
us here in the country. Nine did you guy? Morning Show?
That's Amanda Joe. My name is Damon. Here are today's
three fascinating tax facts for tax Day. When the IRS
began requiring taxpayers to list their dependence Social Security numbers
(07:43):
in nineteen eighty seven, seven million children vanished from next
year's returns. Ooh, cheter, cheeter. When the US federal tax
code started, it was four hundred pages as of this year.
Huh no, seventy nine thousand seven to sixty five. Yeah,
someone's wrong there, and oh, come on with it. In
(08:03):
nineteen ninety two, Willie Nelson released the IRS tapes to
help pay off his tax debts. He later got in
trouble again for not paying taxes on the album's profits. Loops.
He was in trouble again. I think the RS got
him in trouble again. And there are today's three fascinating
(08:23):
tax facts on country ninety two five, where I would
advise that you stick around if you'd like to win
them before you can buy them some John Party tickets
TNT Joe Factories. Guy him at eight ten here on
Country ninety two five three ninety two five, coming up
that word, that word that can win you a trip
to the iHeart Country Festival. But first, this content creator
(08:47):
gall out of Minnesota. I don't remember her name, but
she's got three million views now on her way of
avoiding making a mess when you're dying eggs for Easter.
She does it. Here's the picture. Oh, in the toilet,
in the toilet. In the toilet she apparently puts in
the vinegar and the stuff and everything, and now tied.
I think she was quick to point out to the
(09:09):
many people criticizing her, they're just for show, we don't
eat them.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But still I'm not sticking my hand in any toilet
unless I'm cleaning it.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
And even then, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together
for the DNT Joe Factory only on Country ninety two five,
joke Jube.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, what a prize that's the greatest. Tell them tickets
to see John Party at the Hartord Helf Giampatheater this
summer Tucker. Give me a joker? What kind of dogs
does Durracula have? What kind of dog does Dracula? Half?
Why don'd you say it like that? You look a Diraccula.
I don't know if he's trying to be flamboyant. Don't work.
(09:54):
I was just say this is a really easy one.
Oh wow, Now wh Amanda Joe gets it that quick?
You better darn well have the right answer, and you're
winning tickets to the John Party before they even go
on sale. Country ninety two five, Happy tax Day? Who's
this rory? This has gotta be the easiest joke of
(10:17):
all time.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, I'm hoping you're hoping because I got it right.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah. If Amanda Joe gets it, I can get it too.
I'm not offended. You know the theory, So give us
give us the punchline of this joke. What kind of
dogs does Durracula have? Is it bloodhound? Hello? Testa Grays? Hello?
Can you tell me what kind of dog Dracula has?
A blood hound?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
You yourself some win them before you can buy them.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Party time ticket. I'm always trying to win tickets to
your kids. Will you say goodbye.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Have an awesome, awesome Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Everybody, have a good Tuesday. Everybody,
Do you happen to know what day it is? This
day we all get the craft scared out of us
by bloodsucking vampires. Tax Day. I paid my income Pact today.
I bet you did your taxes like six months ago,
didn't you? Because you're so efficient? Yep, I knew it.
I'd have to file another extension.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You know it's going to be the same day every year.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I told you I just filed last year's and got walked.
I mean, I got one. I'm not even going to
say it. I got WoT.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I guess that would probably make me put it off
where I'm just like, let's see how much I get back.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's laundry day today. Do you have any specific day
that you do laundries? It's just whenever you get a
chance a chance. And it's McDonald's day because the golden
arches first went up on this day in nineteen fifty five.
McDonald's is seventy today. How much were Hambergers when they
first opened fifteen? Said say, twenty something birthdays today? Hermione ranger,
(01:01):
Emma Watson, want to yes, she's in her thirties. She's
thirty five. Seth Rogan, who has a great news show
on the Apple TV called The Studio is forty three
and ooh you know, you know bigger than this in
country music. Happy forty seventh birthday to Chris Stapleton today.
Oh yeah, and those are today's special days and birthdays
(01:23):
here at Country ninety two five. Thanks for joining us
here on the Country ninety two five morning show. That's
a Manda Joe. My name is Damon. Here are today's
three fascinating tax facts for tax Day. When the IRS
began requiring taxpayers to list their dependence Social Security numbers
in nineteen eighty seven, seven million children vanished from next
(01:45):
year's returns. Ooh, cheter, cheeter. When the US federal tax
code started, it was four hundred pages as of this year, No.
Seventy nine thousand, seven to sixty five. Yeah, I think
something's wrong there and all come on will it. In
nineteen ninety two, Willie Nelson released the IRS Tapes to
help pay off his tax debts. He later got in
(02:08):
trouble again for not paying taxes on the album's profits. Oops,
he was in trouble again. I think the RS got
him in trouble again. There's today's three fascinating tax facts
on Country ninety two five, to be followed by Today's Scoop.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
We had not one, but two concert announcements for Connecticut yesterday.
I got the details and a little Morgan walland the
shop sessions.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well look at the time. Time to find out what's
happening inside the world of country music. This is the
Scoop on the Country ninety two five Mornings.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Show, powered by our friends at Monaco Ford. Not one
but two show announcements yesterday, Round three of Russell Mania.
I'm talking Russell Dickerson will be coming to the Oakdale
September eighteenth. This song right here will be one of
the biggest of summer twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Weeks. It happen me hang on, I left out your
favorite line.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Girls and John Party also got announced coming to the
Hartford Healthcare Atheater October second. Tickets for both shows go
on tel Friday through livenation dot com.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Or you can win your John Parties. Today at eight
ten with the TNT Joke Factory.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And Morgan Wallen, he put out a shop session of
justin case he found an autoshop he liked, filmed a
couple of his songs from this upcoming mega album T
minus thirty one days. And this is what justin case
the shop session sounds like you wake up coming.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Lay down what I used to say, but I'm never
following up. Maybe just came and that's the scoop. In
that case, I got a feel good story coming up. Today.
When gest Stone Pedigrew blows out the hundred candles on
his cake, he's not going to have to make a
(04:05):
wish because it's already come true. I'll tell you what
it is. Next to Country ninety two to five. This
is the Country ninety two to five morning show. That's
Amanda Joe. My name is Damon. It's not just tax day,
it's also gest Stone Pedigrew's birthday. He is turning one
hundred years old today and thanks to this caretaker where
(04:25):
he lives, he's already got his wish. He had told
this gal a few weeks ago, he said, you know
what I would like. I would like to get a
hundred cards from one hundredth birthday. Doesn't really have a
lot of family, and so she found this organization a
called Passion for the Military. So she sends them an
email and in ten days time, as of yesterday, guests
(04:47):
Stone has received two thousand, one hundred and ninety seven
cards and on a bunch of letters like some schools
had their whole classes send him birthday wishes and thank
you letters. So today he's gonna have his cake and
his little party. And he jokingly told the local newspaper,
I just hope I live long enough to read all
of them. So there's today's feel good story on Country
(05:12):
ninety two five, Bus Bust, Google win Prize, ragged a Friends.
The Google Buster is on Contry ninety two fives. Hey,
what you're doing on Saturday August second?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You could be going to see Little Big Town in
Winona for free.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Here's the question. You must figure out the average person
is going to eat between ten and twenty pounds of
what this year? Country ninety due, good morning, who's this big?
Oh jay? This is a tough question. What awesome prize,
Little Big Town and Winona this summer? The Heart for
Healthcare amphitheater. The question. Apparently, the average American is going
(05:54):
to consume between ten and twenty pounds of what this year.
I mean, it's gotta be chicken, man, it is not.
You know what. I could probably do that much in
one sitting, brother, Thank you, for trying. Jay, we appreciate immensely.
And here is a man to Joe with the clue's
going to help you out.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I mean when you go to restaurants sometimes you buy
the wings by the pound.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I could do ten pounds on a weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I might do some damage this week in Receie's peanut
butter eggs.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Okay, I know what you're saying. Do you know what
she's saying? Happy tax Day? Who's this.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Karen?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Karen? Is that's some type of medical device? Or was
your door open? Now? I get to got in the car. Okay,
I heard the beeping. I just wanted to make sure
that we didn't have to talk to your nurse before
we went on. So here we go little big town
tickets to They also have wine, no no with them.
The question is the average American is going to consume
between ten and twenty pounds of this this year. Jay
(06:55):
squeaked through first. He said, I mean it's got to
be chicken wings, right, It was not chicken wings. So
here comes Amanda Joe with the clue.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I'll probably put a dent in this number this weekend
in Reese's peanut butter eggs.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Come and get your tickets.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Could it be chocolate?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You guys?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Take it to see a little big town and why
knowna August second at the Hertford Healthcare Amphitheater.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Feel Free. Oh my gosh, thank you so much. You
are welcome so much. Enjoy that concert. Thanks for joining
us here in the country. Nine did you guy? Morning Show?
That's Amanda Joe. My name is Damon. Here are today's
three fascinating tax facts for tax Day. When the IRS
began requiring taxpayers to list their dependence Social Security numbers
(07:43):
in nineteen eighty seven, seven million children vanished from next
year's returns. Ooh, cheter, cheeter. When the US federal tax
code started, it was four hundred pages as of this year.
Huh no, seventy nine thousand seven to sixty five. Yeah,
someone's wrong there, and oh, come on with it. In
(08:03):
nineteen ninety two, Willie Nelson released the IRS tapes to
help pay off his tax debts. He later got in
trouble again for not paying taxes on the album's profits. Loops.
He was in trouble again. I think the RS got
him in trouble again. And there are today's three fascinating
(08:23):
tax facts on country ninety two five, where I would
advise that you stick around if you'd like to win
them before you can buy them some John Party tickets
TNT Joe Factories. Guy him at eight ten here on
Country ninety two five three ninety two five, coming up
that word, that word that can win you a trip
to the iHeart Country Festival. But first, this content creator
(08:47):
gall out of Minnesota. I don't remember her name, but
she's got three million views now on her way of
avoiding making a mess when you're dying eggs for Easter.
She does it. Here's the picture. Oh, in the toilet,
in the toilet. In the toilet she apparently puts in
the vinegar and the stuff and everything, and now tied.
I think she was quick to point out to the
(09:09):
many people criticizing her, they're just for show, we don't
eat them.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But still I'm not sticking my hand in any toilet
unless I'm cleaning it.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
And even then, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together
for the DNT Joe Factory only on Country ninety two five,
joke Jube.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, what a prize that's the greatest. Tell them tickets
to see John Party at the Hartord Helf Giampatheater this
summer Tucker. Give me a joker? What kind of dogs
does Durracula have? What kind of dog does Dracula? Half?
Why don'd you say it like that? You look a Diraccula.
I don't know if he's trying to be flamboyant. Don't work.
(09:54):
I was just say this is a really easy one.
Oh wow, Now wh Amanda Joe gets it that quick?
You better darn well have the right answer, and you're
winning tickets to the John Party before they even go
on sale. Country ninety two five, Happy tax Day? Who's
this rory? This has gotta be the easiest joke of
(10:17):
all time.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, I'm hoping you're hoping because I got it right.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah. If Amanda Joe gets it, I can get it too.
I'm not offended. You know the theory, So give us
give us the punchline of this joke. What kind of
dogs does Durracula have? Is it bloodhound? Hello? Testa Grays? Hello?
Can you tell me what kind of dog Dracula has?
A blood hound?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
You yourself some win them before you can buy them.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Party time ticket. I'm always trying to win tickets to
your kids. Will you say goodbye.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Have an awesome, awesome Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Everybody, have a good Tuesday. Everybody,
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