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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Joe time, and once again this is Amanda jojoke. All right,
another Amanda Jojo. She is oh for one this week?
What do you name a Frenchman that's been attacked by
a cat? One more time? What do you name a
Frenchman that's been attacked by a cat? See? She can
figure that one out. I think she can't. You know
if you need a lifeline. Savannah who works next door
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is married to a French guy. Perhaps he has been
attacked by a cat.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Does he have to do with the type of cat?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Nope? Uh another word for attack.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
She's Tessa thought you would get this well, definitely for
a cat, not necessarily a cat. But pause, and here
she comes, Savannah from next door. You are uniquely qualified
to help a manage oe with this joke. So the
joke is again, what do you name.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
A Frenchman that's been attacked by a cat?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Wow, see a Frenchman that's been attacked.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Now you have to give us the punchline and we
can both mock you.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
All right, Jessa Grace, tell us what you need. Amy
Frenchman who's been attacked by a cat.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Clode Ah David Claude's a French name. Yeah, Jean Claude.
Oh okay, yeah, get out of here, man, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Okay, geez, she was no helping. Now you're over to
Amanda Joe. Oh for two goodness gracious, We'll try again tomorrow. Kids,
say you buy tell Us insational Tuesday. Have a terrific Tuesday.
This is National Iced Tea Day. You If you were
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to say to me, Amanda Joe, what is your favorite
drinking in the entire world, it would be iced tea
hands down. I love unsweetened iced tea. When I go
to McDonald's, I say on sweetened iced tea and I
get a sweet tea. That's like the biggest disappointment on
the face of the earth.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I just discovered they have the Morgan Wallen sweet tea
on the shelves now at Big Why.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Which would be horrible because I hate sweet Are you
not following my story?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I know I like it. I'm not thinking about you.
I'm thinking about me.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, Well it is all about you, isn't it. Cumberland
Farms extra large iced tea best thing in the world.
Like it gonna lasts for three days because when I
melt you get more tea eh. Kate Upton is thirty
three today she's a supermodel. Lee Brice is forty six.
He's a country music star. And it is the sixtieth
birthday of an actress who also happens to be the
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girlfriend of don't.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Freddy Hardy Hey Key.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Breaky hard Billy Ray Cyrus's girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Who is Elizabeth Hurley?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh? Do you have a favorite movie? What was that
one with her Dazzled? That's the one I was trying
to think about it. I thought it was She Devil,
but it's not, but Dazzled. Yeah, she plays the She Devil.
That's it. It's today's special days and birthdays. Every day's
a special day. Look as we get to hang out
together here on the Country ninety two five morning show.
The google Buster is on Country ninety two five. The
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Christina from Trouble.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Christina fan Maiden would thus flight to go to the
Renaissance fath I sure would, sure would. If there's a
forest named after that, I believe. Listen the average American
will get about twenty two minutes of what a day
if they are lucky. Time to my father, who's been
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like a truly busy woman. Time to yourself, and now
you have gotten a four pack to the Renaissance Fan
trip back in time is yours? Oh thank you. As
a teacher, I definitely do not get that twenty two
minutes myself.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh bless you.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, you you need to go to the Renaissance Fair.
Perhaps they have a lot of swords in protective gear
which you might pick up for the next school year,
just saying good idea. Yeah, I know, I'm married to
a teacher. Sister song on and will be right back. Okay,
thank you so much. You're welcome so much so. According
to this new report, the average American only gets nine
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and a half hours to themselves every month. That's about
twenty minutes per day, and the average person would pay
for a totally free day about twenty five hundred dollars.
And that concludeth today's Google Buster, another four pack of
the Amazon's Fair Tomorrow Here on the Country ninety by
Morning showree ninety two five, It's the Morning Show seven
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twenty four. Yesterday's question post four today six hour road trip.
You can only listen to one artist though, who would
it be?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
We got a lot of responses on the Insta story,
so I like Whiskey in My Water. She's loving Josh
Ross if you haven't looked up his song hate How
You Look. I'm hoping that's the next single. It's really great,
It's awesome. We got a bunch from Morgan wallin Radio
Man going old school. He would listen to Elvis for
six hours straight. I mean, you could probably listen to
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a different help song. That's I said, Duran Duranya say,
because you put me on the spot. I think Elvis
would be a good one too. I could do six hours.
You could dip into the gospel stuff and there's a
lot of selection there. Brie love this. She's a big
Warren Ziders fan. Keith Urban, Parker McCollum. We got one
for Kenny. Lots of responses, so we got we got
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somebody on the line right now.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So what's it gonna be? Six hours? Who are you
going to listen to one artist only?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
What's your favorite Morgan song currently from the new album.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
They're all so good, but I'm probably gonna have to go.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
With Oh god, I was just here. Was it one
of the collaborations?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Is it the one with Tate McCrae. Yeah, yeah, what
I want?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And that album is so long? What is six hours? What?
You only listen to it twice? You're probably there? So
what popped into your head? Six hour drive? One artist? Only?
I know you're gonna say, sho boozy and just that
one song over.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
No, we're gonna he's got more than one songs. He's
got a mes He's got blink twice.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Eight six, soh two four nine, ninety two five ozho
love to talk to you if you got the time? Man?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Ninety two to five? Who's this all right?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
You're going on a six hour road trip. You can
only listen to one artist? Who's it going to be?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh? Morgan Wallen? All day?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Okay? So favorite songs off of the new album? You
got any It's my fault? Or I'm the problem?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yes, I'm the problem. That's the one.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Would you say you're the problem?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Probably haven't been in the relationship for like ten years?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Hey girl, me too, Me too.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
That's why you're driving six hours to meet your new
boyfriend in Ontario. I'm not driving six hours for one
of them.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Either have a great day, you too, my six'.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Ten time for a couple of fascinating facts today about frivolous.
Lawsuits i'm sure you remember the gal who got two
point seven million dollars because McDonald's coffee was too.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Hot, yeah BUT I i heard after the fact that
that lawsuit was kind of legit because they heated that.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Coffee it Was LoVa. Coffee BECAUSE i used to mock
that all the, Time LoVa. Coffee yeah, yeah and you
think you're so that's hot right on, It but, yeah. Ridiculous,
anyway you don't know the ones that came right after.
That the best one was the guy who tried to
see McDonald's for a million five claiming undoe mental anguish.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Because he only got one. Napkin you want to how
that courquetes.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
WENT i, MEAN i might be upset if they ran
out of sweet and sour saucepo and this ONE i
had to do for.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
You massachusetts women sued the makers Of Captain crunch for
one point three million, dollars claiming she was misled into
thinking crunch berries were real, fruit the lawsuit. Said the
lawsuit claimed mental anguish as well as intent to harm
because she wasn't getting perceived vitamins and.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Minerals what year was? THAT i feel like it's got
to be more recent it.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
WAS i think it was like twenty. Twenty it wasn't long.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Ago people have gone.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Soft she sued them because she thought.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Crunchberries you don't deserve those Crunchberries.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
MASSACHUSETTS i don't want real fruit in My captain crunch With.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Framingham by the, way that? Helps does that make you feel?
Better It's?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Framingham, yeah it wasn't the four one threety.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Good there you go see a couple of fascinating facts and,
now oh it gets good because it's the scoop coming up?
Next what have you for?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Us SO i kind of have a little continuation Of
ed The zebra In, Nashville, okay because there is a
country star that happens to own a.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Zebra let's hear all about it coming. Up give us
fifteen minutes and we'll bring it up right here on
The country ninety two Five Morning shown two Five Happy.
Tuesday it is The Morning. Show my name Is damon
and here to do some scooping an inside look at
the world of country music Is Amanda.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Joe baracchi by Our friends And Monica. Ford So Russell
dickerson announced his new, Album Famous Back, home coming out In,
august but On, friday he's going to drop a song
called heard it in a country, song so your feel
goods to. Sorry yesterday it was partially About ed The,
zebra the zebra that got on the loose In nashville
back In may and they finally captured him and The
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Operation dumbo dropped him.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Home While Brandley gilbert had a little fun with. It
take a listen to.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
This thank you all so much for all the concerned
and all the dolls prayers that no need to be concerned.
Anymore as the zebra his home site In Sound you
guys are. Awesome don't need to. Worry zebra's. Good you didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Know, yeah he's got he's got a pet.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
ZEBRA i mean there was a funny VIDEO i think
back in the fall we had it where one of
his friends pranked him and gave him a zebra and
a donkey at the same. Time so, yeah reading the
comments last night was funny because some people are, GOING
i knew that must have Been Brantley's Zebra's, like, no
he's messing with, you.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Having fun with. It there's nothing wrong with. That listen,
this oh my, gosh coming up on our feel good.
Story it comes with the. Picture and WHEN i show
you the picture of this animal and this rescue that
happened in In massachusetts, yesterday you're gonna flip and we
have to post. It it is the cutest Thing i've ever.
Seen cat, no, no, no, no, No i'm gonna. Wait it's a.
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Creature oh, Wait and this is such a cute little.
Story it's coming up here on the country ninety two.
Five my name Is. Damon i'm having her film this
because you've got to see part of this feel good
story to really appreciate. It and you'll, go oh my.
GOD i know she, will AND i did. So Yesterday, Belchertown,
massachusetts busy day for animal. Control first they get a
call and there's a baby groundhog that's caught any batting
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cage in the. Net so they go over there and
while they're getting, him they get another call and this person,
SAYS i have let me show you the picture a baby.
Raccoon this is the picture of. Him oh that's how
he was standing when the guy found. Him, okay he's.
Standing but is that not the? Cutest but sat because he's.
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Wet and, anyway it all works out good because the
same person who saw the raccoon ended up taking both
of them to the place is called The Leyden center
For Wildlife rehabilitation where they're going to take care of
both of them and then they're gonna set them. Free
but this and, Again i'm gonna have to put it.
Up i'm gona have to put it up for you
where we put this A instagram just so you can
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see this.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Darling you know WHAT i can do with social. MEDIA
i can splace that into this video. Here yes that's the,
MAGIC i.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Know But i'm old, school So i'm just showing.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Anyway they said, that and here's the. Quote thanks to all,
involved especially the resident that found the raccoon and took
both babies to Rehab it takes a, village so. Shute,
AGAIN i. APOLOGIZE i know it's, radio but you can
see it on our. Insta in mere, Minutes today's feel
good story Here country ninety two to five