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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Its hump Day, hit chick up on.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Just About to get twist Day Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Not just hump Day, it's the Great American grump Off.
Today is the day you quit being grumpy and you'd
be happy. Also, home Brew Day, you ever make your
own beer? You made their own beer.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I have a make my own beer kit sitting in
my parents' basement somewhere.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Bring it home.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
And it's school nurse Day, so I shout out to
nurses Michelle and Nurse Katie at my kids' school. They
are both fantastic birthdays today. Mister Beast is twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
He's like popular on YouTube, right, Yeah, he gives us.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Away millions of dollars. He's got his own line of
I don't know where you guys money, asked my kid
yesterday because we watch him all the time. He's like,
I don't know where you got it. Anyway, it's his
birthday today.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And all this guy's having a birthday now. She's singing, girls,
I just want to have fun. Who is it, Amanda?
Joe Russell Dickerson thirty eight? Right, yes, ma'am, he is.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And he's going to be visiting us later on this
summer September fifteenth of the Oakdale.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Of course, she.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Knows the round at the top her Heck, she is
a big fan as am I.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Today's special days and birthdays. Look at the sun. The
sun's out. Oh yeah, I took the.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Dog out back and miss you.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It was lovely.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
It's the Country ninety two five morning show. That is
Amanda Joe the Dog and she's speaking of is rock
sant artificial therapy dog. My name is Damon, and I
think we're a talk headlines, So why not to start
out with the weather well mix of sun and clouds,
attempts in the low seventies.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Today Celtics and the Knicks tonight Game one in Boston
at the Garden. Of course, the Knicks Game one, Game one,
Game two, Game one.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And they don't want Game one. Yeah, twenty point lead,
you blew it.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Let's let's forget that one happened. This is where it
starts for the Celtics.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Let's go. Today's the day.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You need that gold star to easily get through lines
at the airport.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Otherwise, give yourself three and a half hours, they say,
to get through.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And today is the National Tourism Day, and Travel and
Leisure magazine recently put out their list of the best
laid back beach towns. Toothing two in Connecticut made the list.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Mystic Mystic and Madison Madison. Okay, you ready, let me
give you the Madison think is when we lived in Essex.
It's twenty minutes away. Here's what you need to know, okay,
ham an Asset beech yep yep. Fantastic.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Uh if you want to eat and you don't mind
waiting to line.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Lenny and Joe's. But the one that you would love
is called the Fat Duck Tavern.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You would like that.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
And our j Julia's bookstore if you like bookstores. This
place is famous. They have had every author in the
world stop by there. It's a great quaint bookstore. And
I think they still have ice cream in the back too.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Nine.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
You've had a morning show, hopefully giving you some reasons
to smile halfway through the week.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Not gonna be that rainy today.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You get to hang out and list of country music.
It's a beautiful thing. And here's a couple of fascinating
facts from the world of animals. Now, not that you'd
want to, but it is impossible to poison a possum.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Can't do it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
They produce a protein that neutralizes any poison that enters
their body. Scientists for years have been trying to use
it to make an antidote.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Maybe that's why they don't get rabies.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
People that are always like, oh, look at that possum,
it's rabid, they actually cannot get rabies.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That could be you cannot poison a possum. That's hard
to say, by the way.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Second, Antarctic penguin poo has a very interesting byproduct, nitrous
oxide aka laughing gas. Something about what they eat and
the environment. It produces enough of it that researchers when
they go out to they have to wear masks so
they don't get the giggles. So forget thousand methane laughing gas,
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a byproduct of penguin poop. Say you got a couple
of things there on the country ninety five more in
show do with them as you will. Coming up next
it is today's Inside look at Country Music called the Scoop.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well, there's a couple duets coming out on Friday, and
I've got clips of both of them.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I just realized something. We're going from poop to scoop.
That is our life right there.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
You and me.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
It's coming out next on the Country ninety five Morning Show. Hey,
come on, man, you're a little off this morning too.
You hit him every now and then you get those
days every now and then. We can't be on there.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Here's the thing. I can't be off because you're always off.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Oh, you can be off too, but then it just
goes sideways. Hey, sorry, I know you hate it on
Mom and Dad five.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
But we love each other. So it's okay.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It's the morning Show. My name is Damon. That's Amanda Joe,
and it is time for the scoop and the inside
look at the world of country.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Music, brought to you by our friends at Monica Ford.
So it's t minus nine days until we get Morgan's
thirty seven songs on the Problem album. He will release Superman,
his last early release, on Friday. Also on Friday, we're
gonna get Megan Maroney and Kenny Chesney.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You had to be there. Here's just a very baby clip.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I can tell you something about that because I remember
what you said. She wrote that for him, and he
said that might be the first time a song was
ever written for him.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Good job.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Sometimes you listen to me and Thomas Rhett has revealed
on his social all summer long he's going to be
putting out new music adding to this Something about a
Woman album. Small Town Girls with Tucker Wetmore is also
coming out on Friday.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Song small Girls make the world go around around.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And a little. All I can think is fat bottom
the girls make the world up by the way.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Uh. And I'm sure you know this because you know
everything about music. I love what Moore's new song Brunette.
Have you seen the video for that?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Is there a brunette in there? No? But it's just
it's just a cool there's no brunette in a brunette video? Well,
it's more him. I'm just saying the song's really cool.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
If your chess listened, I'm just trying to give you
a little inside tip because you know you're the queen
of country music and.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
There you is that it. That's all I got for tell.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
That's all we need, sister, except maybe a little feel
good story. Why are school districts all across the nation
calling the little area of Pine Tree, Texas about the
prom they just had because it was amazing and they
want to do one too. I will tell you what
made it so amazing, Coming up next here at the
Country ninety two to five Morning Show. Sure be cool
if you did, all right, all right, all right, all right,
(06:31):
all right, it is the morning show here at Country
ninety two to five. That's Amanda Joe. My name's Damon.
Time for today's feel good story. Last year, Pine Tree
School District are in Texas, they decide that this prompt
season they were going to have a special needs prom
for kids who can't go to prom anything from autism
to to like sensory issues.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
The loud music the lights.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Doesn't work out for a lot of kids, so they
sat out this invitation not only in their district, but
some neighboring areas of East Texas.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
They were hoping that get about hundred kids.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Maybe, well they got six hundred and it was gangbusters.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
They just had it.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Everything was donated, volunteers came out, all issues were addressed,
you know, with like sensitivity rooms. Six hundred and fourteen
kids had the time of their life. They met new friends,
they got to be who they were, and they made contacts.
And here's the best thing is apparently in the week
since it's happened, they have been contacted by fifty other
(07:27):
school districts around the nation who want to do the
same darn thing, including I saw on the list a
school district in Connecticut. Brilliant idea feel good story, if
ever there was one here at Country ninety two five?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Is there ninety two five times for winning bust Google
Win Prize Ragged of Friends?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
The Google Buster is on Country ninety two five, Maddox
Bats and this kid is hot in the world of
country music. He's coming to the dome at the Oktay Octobe.
We're twenty fifty is six years old? Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Fifteen but not far.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
He's pretty young.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You can go for free if you can figure out
this question. You would have to come up with over
one hundred and forty five thousand dollars this year if
you had to actually pay for what weird question. But
there's a method behind my madness. Hi, this is Laura, Laura,
Happy Wednesday, thanks for calling. Let's see if we can't
(08:27):
get you a sweet little prize here. Apparently, Laura, it
would cost you about one hundred and forty five thousand
dollars this year if you had to actually pay for.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
What the taxes on a new house? Holy cal where
the hell are you living Laura Connecticut? Oh yeah, good point.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
You know what, that's a good answer, and I wish
it was right, but unfortunately it's not.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
So I'm just going to say thank you for calling Laura.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Thanks you too, call back because Amanda Joe's just going
to give it away with this clue.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Good chance could be celebrating a woman like this on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Aha, this is Ariel.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Arielle, haven't talked to you in a while, which means
you're due for some winning.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You're ready, I'm gonna try. Oh you're gonna get it.
We believe in you, Ariel.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Apparently you would have to come up with over one
hundred and forty five thousand dollars this year if you
had to actually pay for what We talked to Laura earlier,
who apparently lives in New Canaan, because she said.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
The taxes on a new house that was not right.
So here's Amanda Joe's clue.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well, this might be somebody you're celebrating on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
What do you got, Ariel? You had to pay your
mom for everything much she does. I told you she'd
get it. I told you you got tickets.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
See Maddox Batson on October twenty fifth at the Oakdale Dome.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yay, yay, indeed great to talk to you. Hang on
and we'll tell you how this is all going to
get down. Okay, all right, thank you guys. Yeah, welcome girl.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
This is according to the fifteenth Annual Mother's Day Index.
They put this out every year for all the work
that mom does at home, including cooking, meals, caregiving, cleaning,
emotional support, a detective.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
On the list.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
There's a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
If you had to pay mom, you better cough up
about one hundred and forty five two hundred and thirty
five dollars three ninety two five. It is the Morning Show.
My name's Damon and here's Amanda Joe. Go ahead, hon
Oh why.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Did you do that? Because you said you hate it?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Okay? Pet names that drive you nuts. So this article
comes out about gen Z and what they prefer to
use over some outdated terms. So they use things like
bro or bestie as pet names. Or I do like
this one queen.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Like that's good, But I would not call my girlfriend bro.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
No no, no, I mean, but hey, I don't want
to ride. I don't want to rag on them entirely.
I liked Queen on their list, but they call things
like darling, sweetie, sugar hun very outdated, and just seeing
that or hearing it is like nails on a chalkboard.
Now here's the thing. Like, when I've been in the South,
people have called me hun before and it's very sweet
and the delivery is fine, so I kind of just
(11:18):
let it slide.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Or it can be negative.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I've heard people go listen, Hon, and I don't think
you know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's it in the Northeast specifically. More so, when I've
heard somebody say Hon, it's in a condescending manner. So
that to me is like ow.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Might be cringe worthy, but I had to look at it.
I texted a Hon of a honey, sweetness and Bunny.
That's why I call my wife all three things, So.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I'm probably on the poop.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I like Bunny because you made that, you tailored it specifically.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
That would be the number one pet name. And I
can't tell you the ones that she calls me nowadays
because they're just not safe for air. So the question
is are you asking them what they what they hate?
Which make your green nuts? Which ones like nails on
a chalkboard because for me, hon.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
And gentlemen, put.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Your hands together for the DJO factory only on Country
ninety five.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Joke does let's get this rulid? Look good?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Rulid?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Do we have a prize today?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
So who has to guess it?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Then?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Amanded Jojo, All right, here we go with the joke.
Then where do we keep all your dad jokes? Is
that the joke? Where do they keep all my dad?
Joe said that one out? Amanded Joe, Oh my, that blank.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Look hoof, like, where do you keep things a briefcase?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
No no, no, no no no no no no no
no handed is a utilizes the word dad itself.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Dad.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I know you're not gonna get when they did this
last night. I'm like, she's not gonna get this one.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Lord all something you store things in? Uh huh uh
huh Dad is in? Then it's okay.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
There's always hell help waiting on the phone, Country ninety
two to five, Good Samaritan hotline.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Who's this Steve Fanzo? Help me?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
There's so many things that she's exceptional at. This ain't
one of them.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Where do we keep all your dad jokes? What is
the punchline?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Zeno database. All right, Tessa, you ready, ye tell me
where you keep all the dad jokes?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Oh, in a database.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
And I don't feel bad. Now give me a prize
because you went all the time. So this time it
was just for the goodness of that little heart of yours,
Steven Zito.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I'm just sure to have fun. I appreciate it. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
How do you said computers? I would have gotten it.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You have to pretty much spoon feed it to her.
Come on, brother, Thanks you have a great rest of
your week.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Always love talking to you.