FNF Batman to the Rescue (08/29/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Man, it's weird man. This could be your neighbor, bro
or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
This is Florida or Not Florida with Crash Rock and
welcome to another edition of Florida or Not Florida. Where
who do we have joining us on the phones today?
Good morning? What's your name? Name is Kyle calling from Hudgson. Yay,
Kyle from Hudson. How are things up in Hudson today? Man?

(00:30):
Ill about that it's funny compared to the last few days.
Happy to hear that. Hopefully it stays that way. Let's
give all these storms a big fat shove it and
tell it to get out of here sake and all have
a good weekend. Shot That all right? Well, Kyle. Today's
story begins with our twenty year old superstar burglary suspect

(00:51):
named Justin. See. Justin was apprehended by an adult man
named Kyle who get this, Kyle wow, was wearing Batman
pajamas at the time.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Kyle was embedded around two o'clock on Wednesday morning when
his home security cameras alerted him to a man breaking
into his truck. That's when he called the cops, and
when he went outside, he heard the same suspect ransacking
his neighbor's garage, and that's when he turned into a
hero himself. He sprang into action and detained them until

(01:26):
officers arrived. Man, I got the hole of their shirt
and the right wrist, I said, listen, don't try to
get away. Have plenty of experience with this. I'm really
glad I had my Batman Pajamason because they gave me
the extra confidence that I needed. And which, by the way,
his experience he works in corrections. So yes, sounds like
he has plenty of experience my experiences with the Batman. Yeah,

(01:49):
love that he was able to do that, which it
looks like the superstar justin stole multiple items from Kyle
and his neighbors, including a couple of pairs of three
hundred dollars RayBan sunglasses, cap, a woman's wristlet, and more
than five hundred dollars in gift cards. Yeah. So the
big question for you, Kyle, is this Florida or not Florida.

(02:13):
Definitely gotta be a Florida man. You know what, Kyle,
You're definitely onto. Something happened in Kate Cayl Kate is
the key part. I know, right, somebody didn't have a
cape with those ones. But he looked great in that
Batman onesie. I mean that's that was incredible way to go.

(02:35):
And the fact that he said I have experience in
this is like a Batman line. Yeah, professional. Well, Kyle,
thanks for playing along.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
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Speaker 1 (03:05):
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Speaker 2 (03:09):
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