FNF Beer Cooler Bathroom (04/16/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Man, it's weird man. This could be your neighbor, bro
or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Florida or not Florida.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
With crash eight rock got George on the lie where
you call from.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Man Bertha, South Florida.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Nice God, app love it all right? All right, George.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
So today's superstar happens to be the director of food
and nutrition of a school district, which is very interesting,
all right, important job, very much so, especially because this
director of food nutrition of a school district, Miss forty
seven year old Crystal, landed superstardom after being arrested for
defecating in a stores walk in beer fridge.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's not very healthy.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
She strolled into a convenience store last week, walked into
their beer, caved, pushed a case of beer out of
the way, pulled her pants down and dropped one right
there on one of the shelves.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
And then she pulled her pants back up, walked out
back to her SUV and fled the scene. Number one
or number two.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
She dropped a deuce on the shelves. Yep, okay, which
it happened around five pm. But this is even wilder.
The store didn't call the cops until nine.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
And thirty the next morning. And even wilder yet, the
entire front wall.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Of the walk in fridge is glass, so she didn't
have any privacy in there, and the camera inside the
fridge also got it on video.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, perfect store side.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
About eighty bucks worth of merchandise had to be tossed.
And yes, there is bathrooms right next to the beer cave.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
You know, I've rushed into a convenience store before, thinking
that the bathroom was going to be ready, and it
wasn't ready.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Did you drop a deuce right there on the shelves
of the beer cave? I did not do that. But
then I'm not what sorts her title?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Again, the director of food and nutrition of a school district.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Maybe she's sick of going by the book. Maybe she
just wanted to do the exact opposite orders job is.
I'm concerned that they only threw away eighty dollars for
the and I'm also concerned about that.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
That's what I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Concerned about everything.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, come on now, all right, ros George.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You've soaked it all in, you've analyzed it. What's your analysis.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
That did not for Florida?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
My fellow Florians are more civilized than that, George. I know,
right well, you gotta ride, George, not Florida. Hand over Pennsylvania,
all right, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
That's on you, man, Creationanigan, which, by the way, congratulations George.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You just got hooked up with tickets to experience.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Baby Metal and Blackmail Brides coming to the Engling Center
on your seventeenth rights.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
It'll be nice and ac environment. Gotta love it. With
what radio station? The Rocks the Bank ninety eight Rock