FNF Birthday Felonies (07/09/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
This is Florida or Not Florida with crash.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
All right, here we are and we've got raised tickets
up for grabs. It's the Wednesday edition of Florida or
Not Florida. Who do we have in the line right now?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
We got Ernie?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Where you have baby Ernie?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Listen Ernie?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
We go with cover of pullings from biting Beach, nice beach,
checking forever since I've been there. Welcome morning. Well, thanks
for rocking with us, which.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I got a question.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Have you ever gone all out on your birthday?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh? Every year?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well you got something in common, but I'm assuming not
quite like today's superstar of Florida or Not Florida. See
his name is Jonathan and he chose his fifty seventh
birthday and he really wanted to go out with it.
See he's off, he's in charge. Is after he celebrated
his birthday last Friday, Independence Day by doing meth, stealing

(01:06):
a trolley and driving it around town picking up tourists.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Check bucket list right there.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
It all began when he showed up the trolley station
at about eleven thirty in the morning. He left his
Kia out back with the engine running and rock music
blasting on the radio until one of the employees, I
used to work here, you know, can I take a
look at one of the trains. And they weren't sure
whether or not he did actually work there. They're a
little confused, and before they had a chance to figure

(01:33):
it out, that's when he hopped in one of the
trolleys and took off. Yeah, and they thought.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay, well, maybe he's supposed to be here, maybe that
was supposed to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, turns out he wasn't. Cobs eventually found him on
the other side of the town. And get this, he
driven at least a mile and picked up several passengers.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Along the way. That's bucket list stuff right there. He's
been planning on this all his life. When I turned
fifty seven, this is what I'm to do next year.
It's parachuting, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
And you know what, he's getting his Unity service out
of the way too, right by offering you rides here
you go, here.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
You go, I'm just turning your time served.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Which when they told him he was being arrested, he
said it was his birthday and claimed he just borrowed
the trolley. But when he was speaking fast, that's when
they figured out he was on something. And when they
searched him, turns out he had a meth pipe in
his pocket.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
You go, yeah, can't check that off in your bucket
list without the pipe. All right, well, Ernie, it's up
to you solve the mystery. Is this Florida or not Florida?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Here today, I'm gonna say Florida all the way? You
know what it is? Key West. They found him at
the southernmost point.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Almost not Florida, actually Florida.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, congratulations, Ernie, you too get to treat yourself to
a whole new zip code by experiencing some rais ball
right here over at Steinbunnerfield against the Orioles on July twentieth,
with what radio station in the Rocks

Speaker 1 (02:59):
The Bay ninety eight Botlesture Rock Faded