FNF Courtroom Drug Dealin' (07/08/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man. It's weird man.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Florida or not Florida with crash.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Rock all right, our Tuesday contested. What's your name's Zach?
All right? Zach? Where are you calling from? Call him
from tarp and Springs. Zach representing tarp and Springs.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Everybody, wonderful, Well, welcome to Crashing aj Zach. So, today's
story begins with a court scenario. See, when you're a
defendant in court, it's never a good idea to commit
the crime you're being tried for, especially right there in
front of the judge. Okay, serious superstar thirty year old Tony,
he's a drug dealer and uh he didn't get that memo.

(00:48):
In fact, Tony was caught selling drugs in a courtroom.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Wait what during his.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Own sentencing hearing. Yeah, he was there dealing with the
previous drug conviction when he got busted selling drugs to
another convict who was also in the courtroom.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
What the hell?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Now It's unclear exactly how they were contents, but the
sale did include marijuana as well as some xanax and
some other things that apparently the dealer snuck the drugs
inside with him.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Wow, it's the court a bold move.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, it's bold move there, Cotton. Let's see how that
one pays off.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
You think his lawyer just left at that point? What
does his lawyer do, your honor?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm sorry he thought it was high courty took it
way too literally. The big question is, Zach, do you
think this is Florida or is it not Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I think that's not Florida. That doesn't sound like a
very Florida thing to me.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I like your answer, especially because it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
It was actually Ireland. It did sound like Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I'm not gonna lie, I would guess.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Good for you, dude, I lost this.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
The great news is, uh, he lost a U one
and you got the tickets to check out the rays
taken on the Orioles July twentieth over.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Its stunning Brunner Field.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hope they can they can bounce how that funk they're
in right now? Yeah? Man, let's go raise up what
radio station rocks today?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Brother?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh you already no.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Ninety eight rock