FNF Crashed my Mercury Montego 3 TIMES (08/06/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is Florida or not Florida.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
With crash rock eight and I believe we got George
on the line. Hey George, where are you calling from
this morning?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm calling from Bradenton.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Nice. Well, welcome George from Bradenton. So today's story begins
with our superstar who tried to toe his broken Mercury
Montigo and managed to crash it into the same restaurant
twice in the process. Now, it all starts when his
Mercury broke down in an AutoZone parking lot. Okay, he
returned the next morning with a Honda Pilot on a

(00:44):
spear tire and a toe Dolly, But instead of loading
the car properly, he strapped it into the front of
the dolly, and when he tried to leave the sloped
parking lot, the tow rope broke and the Mercury rolled backward.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh what about the Mercury Montigo. First of all, I've
heard that name in forever, all.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Right, But wait, there's more. On his second try, he
used an extremely long strap made a multiple straps tied together,
and guess what, the mercury broke free. He ended up
crashing into a restaurant. That's when he managed to pull
it out and try all over again again.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Let's try it again, come.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
On, Yeah, and guess what happened next? It crashed into
the same restaurant entrance a second time. Yes, on his
third attempts. A woman helped him steer while he towed.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
But I guess what.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
The car ended up stuck in shrubs and then abandoned.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
You know, maybe towing's not for him. You know what
I mean on your car insurance. I mean, this is
the Murcury montigu you're talking about here. Let's let's get
it right. Let's get it right.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Mercury and mercury, retrograd plate and everything oh Man bound
to be repeated. The big question is is the is
Florida or not Florida.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I personally do not think it is from Florida. My
folks are better than that.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I like your style, George. You know what happened in Washington,
Washington States and Georgia.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Know they're not they're not.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
That's the good stuff right there. Police did arrive. That's
when they found it wedged into a different parking space
with the driver. Driver nowhere to be found.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Cops are gone forever.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Poor restaurant though. Hey but congratulations, George, you got the tickets.
You and three friends get to check out Monster Jam
taken over Ambily Arena. These tickets good for next Friday
night show? Uh yeah, tell us George. One radio station
rocks the Bay