FNF Double Escape Artist (04/28/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is Florida or not Florida with crash and.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Rocks like we got Mike on the liner next contested
there we call from Mike.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Nice, We'll welcome Mike from Brooksville. Now, escaping from prison
seems like a last ditch attempt to get some freedom, right,
I mean, would you try it if you were gonna
be released anytime soon? No?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, well you're gonna get released. You want to do
your time and right.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
You want to be on your best behavior, so you
try to be done right. Yeah, that's not what our
superstar Flora not Florida had in mind. His name is
Lucas and he just got busted for escaping from jail
last Thursday night. Now he was only on the loose
for about thirty five minutes. And get this, he was
supposed to be released just two days later.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Two days later.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
He couldn't wait two hold days. Apparently he was working
as a kitchen trustee and was cleaning up for the night.
He went out to take the trash and just ran off.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Here. I know, I see that. Oh not anymore. Huh uh.
Here's another twist though.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
He was previously caught escaping back in twenty seventeen, so
not sure how he's part of the trustee position.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
With that access. I thought to himself, Hey, this is
my last chance to escape. They'll get out of here.
They'll never think I'm gonna do it twice. I like this.
They're never gonna go. They're never gonna think go to
an escape room, dude, I mean, come on, good, two days,
let's go. That's jail.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
He was serving a ninety day sentence, but no word.
And now how much extra time he'll be serving because
of that?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Nice? Is Florida or not Florida? Not Florida? Way blow Collorda.
There you go. So I always think some people want
to be on Florida nout Florida. That's the case right there.
All right, congratulations man, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
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Gardens Food and Wine Festival, which is happening now for
the next couple of weeks. Their dye Blind's gonna be
there this weekend. Grant Frank Railroad next weekend. And whom
a stink? May sixteenth, with what radio station The Rocks,
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