FNF Drunk Favors (08/28/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird man. It's weird man.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.
This is Florida or not Florida with crash Rock and
welcome to the game that matters here on ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Rock Florida or not Florida. Where who do we have
joining us this morning? Good morning? What's your name?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hey Lynn?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
How you doing today? By how are you doing? Wonderful?
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
So today's story is just pure, unadulterated genius. Picture this
a thirty four year old brunette woman with shoulder length
hair in a parking lot on the fourth of July.
O lass. She's got her car, she's got her keys,
but she's got one little problem, her ignition interlock device,

(00:56):
that little breathalyzer machine.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm telling her she's not going anywhere. You're too drunk
to drive, yep. So what's her brilliant solution to change this?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Calling a cab am, dialing a friend, and she starts
flagging down customers at the gas station one by one,
asking them, please, for the love of all that's patriotic,
will you blow into my breathalyzer device so I can.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Start my car.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah. Well, police ended up finding her and she was
sitting in the running vehicle with a blood alcohol content
a point three five one Nikes.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
By the way, she denied drinking a single drop. I
had nothing, officer. Yeah, it's America's birthday. I can't beat No. Yeah,
it would do such a thing on a day like today.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Never So the big question is Lynn, is this Florida
or is it not Florida. I'm gonna play that I
can't beat Florida.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Happened?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Didn't get this North Liberty, Iowa, fourth of July.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
North Liberty, If that's something I mean? Oh yeah. She
wanted the right to do whatever she wanted to do.
Turns out she had three prior to U. I can't
make us. What's probably why you have the thing in
your car? Exactly?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, congratulations, little way to put on that thinking cap
and solve that mystery. Because guess what you got the
tickets to check out Bush Guards, Wyo, which you bruise
and barbecues still going on for select nights through the
remainder of the weekend. And of course you also have
the Wild the New Wild Oasis at Young Galla, North
America's most immersive great friendly adventure with rainforest, sights, sounds,

(02:44):
You can climb the click.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Canopy and sew much more with what radio station, The
Rocks the

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Bay ninety eight Rock Tampa Bay