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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Man.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
It's weird man.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.
This is Florida or not Florida with crash.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Rock Electric Cowboy passes to give away a little erotic
core Were you today all week long for Florida or
not Florida?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Who do you have on line? Mike from brooks.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Mike representing Brooksville, Florida, USA. Everyone, all right, there we go,
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Mike, We're gonna start out with our twenty one year
old superstar.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
His name is.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Kay, and uh well, Kay was walking down the street
the other day and that's when he saw a car
sitting in the parking lot, just running.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
He's wearing it. It was going, okay us, we hopped in,
all right, don't mind if I do. Just say it.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
It's already there.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I didn't take one, ask him.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
For it, took it out, ran around with it for
a little while, parked it and the next day, what
do you know, car got towed, right, And that's when
it was reported missing by its owner. And that's when
our superstar today decided to call the police and say
the car I stole got towed and my.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Stuff was in it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I need my belongings out of the car that I stole.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
He freely admitted to the police that he stole it
and he just wanted his stuff back.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
So not the brightest color in the in the crayon box,
there might.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No nope, And I mean it's it's really as simple
as that idiot called the police on himself to say
that the car he stole was towed and he just
wanted the things that he left in it. They found
it at a nearby tow lot with all his things
in it, including his id which they went and propertly
arrested him.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
You don't ask for stuff after it's been found in
a stolen car that you stole.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I mean, criminal for Dummies handbook. Yeah, don't carry unnecessary
items with you if you're committing a car everything should
be on your person.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Not the sharpest knife in the color set.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Man. I might look my wall that I ran through
the drive through. I took my all kinds of analogies here.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah. Yeah, and now he's facing charges of a felony
theft of a motor vehicle.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
The question for you, Mike, Florida not Florida to.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I don't leave your belongings in the car. Not Florida.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Not Florida is correct. This is a Wilmington, Delaware problem.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Come on, Wilmington is cold.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
This is probably cold there.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
He probably have some gloves or some you know, I
don't know what he left in there.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah. Well, the good news is like you're on the
right side of Florida not Florida this week and you
got Electric Cowboy passes were given away.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I might get my stuff back when Yeah, you'll get
this he gets back in time.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Get a little plastic baggie. But congrats, man.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, we're gonna send you to ninety eight Rock Presents
Electric call Boy. That show's going down May twenty second,
Yingling Center from what radio station, The Rocks, The Baby
Brother ninety eight Rock
This is where she gets weird.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Man.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
It's weird man.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.
This is Florida or not Florida with crash.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Rock Electric Cowboy passes to give away a little erotic
core Were you today all week long for Florida or
not Florida?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Who do you have on line? Mike from brooks.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Mike representing Brooksville, Florida, USA. Everyone, all right, there we go,
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Mike, We're gonna start out with our twenty one year
old superstar.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
His name is.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Kay, and uh well, Kay was walking down the street
the other day and that's when he saw a car
sitting in the parking lot, just running.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
He's wearing it. It was going, okay us, we hopped in,
all right, don't mind if I do. Just say it.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
It's already there.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I didn't take one, ask him.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
For it, took it out, ran around with it for
a little while, parked it and the next day, what
do you know, car got towed, right, And that's when
it was reported missing by its owner. And that's when
our superstar today decided to call the police and say
the car I stole got towed and my.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Stuff was in it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I need my belongings out of the car that I stole.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
He freely admitted to the police that he stole it
and he just wanted his stuff back.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
So not the brightest color in the in the crayon box,
there might.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No nope, And I mean it's it's really as simple
as that idiot called the police on himself to say
that the car he stole was towed and he just
wanted the things that he left in it. They found
it at a nearby tow lot with all his things
in it, including his id which they went and propertly
arrested him.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
You don't ask for stuff after it's been found in
a stolen car that you stole.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I mean, criminal for Dummies handbook. Yeah, don't carry unnecessary
items with you if you're committing a car everything should
be on your person.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Not the sharpest knife in the color set.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Man. I might look my wall that I ran through
the drive through. I took my all kinds of analogies here.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah. Yeah, and now he's facing charges of a felony
theft of a motor vehicle.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
The question for you, Mike, Florida not Florida to.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I don't leave your belongings in the car. Not Florida.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Not Florida is correct. This is a Wilmington, Delaware problem.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Come on, Wilmington is cold.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
This is probably cold there.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
He probably have some gloves or some you know, I
don't know what he left in there.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah. Well, the good news is like you're on the
right side of Florida not Florida this week and you
got Electric Cowboy passes were given away.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I might get my stuff back when Yeah, you'll get
this he gets back in time.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Get a little plastic baggie. But congrats, man.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, we're gonna send you to ninety eight Rock Presents
Electric call Boy. That show's going down May twenty second,
Yingling Center from what radio station, The Rocks, The Baby
Brother ninety eight Rock
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