FNF Full Moon on the River (10/09/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is Florida or not Florida with crash.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Rock right, we got Russo from Crystal River representing he
had a nickname too. I think it's Italian Stallion, Is
that right?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Russo burs Well, welcome to Florida and on Florida, on
Crashing ag On ninety eight rock.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
So today's story begins with a little once upon a
time action. All right, So picture of this once upon
a time on a river so winding that it could
tie itself into a knot a flu tula of nine
adventurers decided that the best way to greet that afternoon
sunn was out was with their buns out.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
See, this rowdy crew began performing the ancient tradition of
the full moon salute for every unsuspecting passerby. Now, unfortunately
for them, not everybody appreciated the impromptu flash mob.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Like this is history, guys. On.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
In fact, one vessel that was carrying at least one
tiny eye, wide eyed observer sailed by, and well that's
when the local water patrol got the call wo casualty
of war sometimes was it?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Ever?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
They ended up handing out a misdemeanor citation to every
single one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Tell you wind up on a list, right there, Yes,
on this list. Sorry, yeah, I'm sure it was.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Consider this a warning. Not everybody is interested in seeing
your junk in the trunk.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Okay, there was no full frontal. It's just a bunch
of butts, right, a bunch of butts.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
There's some boobs involved.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Toolved Yeah, all right, sounds like a good Friday night.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Circumstances of a kid being around. That's uh, that's unfortunate
right there. All right, Russo, you've heard all the evidence.
So Italian stallion. Is it Florida or not Florida?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, I'm gonna say it's not Florida. But boobies are good.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
You know what you are boobies? And you know what
interesting enough happened on the Snake River there, Idaho.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh I've been on that there. Boos could have been me.
I've shown my buddy.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
All right.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Oh well, congratulations, thanks for playing around, Russo. You got
the tickets.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
You can take.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Us this Sunday the ninety eight Rock and Tailgate before
the Bucks take on the forty nine ers right there
at raj A. You enjoy four hours of everything you
can eat, all the drinks you can drink, hanging out.
Maybe you even get to beat crashing around and beat
my bags.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, I mean, I'm looking forward to hanging out with you.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
All right.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Remember, anybody can buy these passes, but you guys just
one him. We've got another pair to give away tomorrow
right here, all right. So what radio station rocks to
Bay Russo?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Hey, ninety eight Rock