FNF Hamster pants (07/10/24)

Episode Transcript

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This is where she gets weird man. It's weird man. This could be
your neighbor, bro or your cousinin Nebraska. This is Florida or Not
Florida with Crash Rock, I gotjosh in Q right now he is.
Where are you calling from, Joshie? You port Richie? Another episode of

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Florida or Not Florida and AJ's gotthis story for you. Thanks Crash.
So today's story starts with our superstarMatthew. Matthew was arrested yesterday after a
series of break ins early yesterday morning. It began when he broke into a
famous footwar store Okay, then ata restaurant called Roosters, where he was

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seen on camera wearing leopard printed pajamas. Well, from there, he decided
to keep the animal theme animal themegoing by breaking into a pet store called
Land Okay. Well, when hewas there he said, a bunch of
animals free. However, the policedid manage to track him down and after
in the Big Lots parking lot,and when they arrested him, that's when

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he had They discovered he had notone, not too but four hamsters in
those pants. The old Hamsters isthe pants trick it's not a leopard in
your pants, so you just I'mnot gonna kink. I'm not kick shaming
the guy. You can do whathe wants. But I mean when you
let a bunch of animals free andyou steal stuff, that's when you get

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on Florida and no Florida, I'restealing him in his pants and his leperprint
pants. Come on, now,how you get on the sex offenders list?
That's a good question. Yeah,that's got to be I have to
tell you, guys, rides.Let's see, Josh, is it Florida
or not Florida? Definitely not Florida. What's round on the ends and high

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in the middle? Oh high,yeah, not us? That would have
been gators in his pants there probablyYeah, snakes, Oh, possums.
It's just anount of the iguanas,iguanas, the invasive iguanas. Hey,
congratulations, Josh, you got theincubus and coheat and camerion tickets. All

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right, thank you very much.That's gonna be one hell of a show.
And we got another chance for youtomorrow and Friday. For everybody else
listening, what radio station rocks?The baby Man always nine E