FNF Hitched a getaway Ride (07/10/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Florida or not Florida with crash Rock.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
All right, what's our contestants name? Where are you from?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Looper?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Richie?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Nice? Well? Hello, good morning? And was your name Tony today?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hear that earlier?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Correctly, Tony? You got it nice?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
All right?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well, welcome Tony. So today's story begins with our thirty
one year old superstar Michael. See. This past week, Michael
walked into a Low's redecided. He wanted to get all
five and ten finger discounts by grabbing nearly fifteen hundred
dollars worth of stuff. Wows, it can be easy to do,
but that's some big stuff. You know, you're you're definitely

(00:49):
having some fun in the cart with that one.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Absolutely, but you know what.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
He was busted and when deputies showed up, he bolted,
but not via car, not via a bike, okay, not
even a new bird. No, this time he got away
by doing something that's never been done before on the
eight year history of Florida and Off Florida on ninety
eight Rock, he hitched a ride on the back of
the UPS truck that was driving by. Oh you're skitching,

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started driving by, You just hopped on the back of it,
and bam.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I gotta give him applause on this one. This is
you know, they're not stopping. They're on a schedule. Yeah,
I mean the stop cops. You might might not take
any left turns.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
But well, it took a minute before the driver realized.
See what happened was witnesses spotted him cruising down the road,
hanging off the back of the truck, even took some pictures.
They called police, and that's when police informed the driver,
who then spotted him and said, hey, you gotta go.
Well guess what. Cops eventually ended up tracking him down
and arrested him and tossed him in jail with a

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fifteen thousand dollars bond.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
By the way, he was almost an accomplice too, man.
He almost got away. He almost got away. It went
for the stupid UPS driver.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's probably a FedEx guy that called it into.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
All Right, here we go, what do we got here, Tony?
Unfortunately I'm gonna have to stay Florida.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
You know what happened to Palm Coast really Palm Coast,
and I was there at that day.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I visited it.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I miss witnessing all that superstardom he.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Might he's seen the running for Superstar of the Week though.
That's a good one. It's never been ever.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
And yesterday's too, was pretty strong, all right man, too
strong Florida contenders. And you know what, you're great. You're
strong at today's game there, Tony. Congratulations for your efforts.
You're getting tickets to check out the Rays. Take it
on the Orioles July twentieth at Steinbrenner with what radio station,
The Rocks the

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Bay Naughty eight Rock