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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Man, it's weird man. This could be your neighbor, bro
or your cousin in Nebraska.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is Florida or not Florida with crash.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
All right, we got Carl on the line. Where are
you calling.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
From, Carl, I'm calling from Crystal River nine.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Check it in, all right, representing the Crystal River area.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Welcome Carl. All right. So today's story begins with our
twenty five year old superstar named Henry. See. Henry was
at a Planet fitness when they announced that they were
closing right now for some reason. That sent Henry into
a frenzy where he ended up stripping off his clothing,
ran naked through the gym, okay, crawled into the ceiling, sure,
(00:45):
knocked down several tiles throughout the building, Okay, and tried
to start a fire in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I mean, come on, where's the lunk alarm? Where's the
lunk alarm?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Somebody hit it lunck of arm.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Which the gym ended up calling the police. And when
they showed up, just where they found Henry hiding wasn't
still in the you know, the ceiling, It was actually
inside a tanning bed and guess what he was still naked?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh come on, yeah, okay, I mean I worked at
the tanning salon before.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I know what happens with that whole deal. Yeah yeah,
you get cheap prints in there. Oh yeah, so you didn't.
You didn't need to do fingerprints. He's got cheap prints already,
so at least he knocked that out.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Lighting up the tanning salon of the whole way. Big
question is Carl, is this Florida or not Florida?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Oh my gosh, that sounds so much like Florida.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You know what happened in Lee County there? It is
the Planet Fitness run on a South Tammyammi trail. All right,
Oh yeah, we've been on a streak.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
We have been. Maybe it wasn't the tanning bed in
the evidence room right now. The cheek prints on there
and you're recognize these and cheeks in a line back up,
funny congratulations, man, you're gonna check out Monster Jam buddy.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh yeah, take it over amily arena and you've got
a four pack of tickets to experience it on Friday,
August fifteenth with what radio station the Rocks the Bay Nadia.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
We're u
This is where she gets weird.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Man, it's weird man. This could be your neighbor, bro
or your cousin in Nebraska.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is Florida or not Florida with crash.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
All right, we got Carl on the line. Where are
you calling.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
From, Carl, I'm calling from Crystal River nine.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Check it in, all right, representing the Crystal River area.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Welcome Carl. All right. So today's story begins with our
twenty five year old superstar named Henry. See. Henry was
at a Planet fitness when they announced that they were
closing right now for some reason. That sent Henry into
a frenzy where he ended up stripping off his clothing,
ran naked through the gym, okay, crawled into the ceiling, sure,
(00:45):
knocked down several tiles throughout the building, Okay, and tried
to start a fire in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I mean, come on, where's the lunk alarm? Where's the
lunk alarm?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Somebody hit it lunck of arm.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Which the gym ended up calling the police. And when
they showed up, just where they found Henry hiding wasn't
still in the you know, the ceiling, It was actually
inside a tanning bed and guess what he was still naked?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh come on, yeah, okay, I mean I worked at
the tanning salon before.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I know what happens with that whole deal. Yeah yeah,
you get cheap prints in there. Oh yeah, so you didn't.
You didn't need to do fingerprints. He's got cheap prints already,
so at least he knocked that out.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Lighting up the tanning salon of the whole way. Big
question is Carl, is this Florida or not Florida?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Oh my gosh, that sounds so much like Florida.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You know what happened in Lee County there? It is
the Planet Fitness run on a South Tammyammi trail. All right,
Oh yeah, we've been on a streak.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
We have been. Maybe it wasn't the tanning bed in
the evidence room right now. The cheek prints on there
and you're recognize these and cheeks in a line back up,
funny congratulations, man, you're gonna check out Monster Jam buddy.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh yeah, take it over amily arena and you've got
a four pack of tickets to experience it on Friday,
August fifteenth with what radio station the Rocks the Bay Nadia.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
We're u
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