FNF Naked and Allergic (08/13/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Cousin in Nebraska. This is Florida or not Florida with crash.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Rock when the raised coo hold you taken on the Yankees. Yeah,
we got a chance for you to win all week long.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Here.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Who's this Roberta? All right, Roberta one for those tickets
here with Florida not Florida today.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, of course this matchup is for next Tuesday's game
happening at stein Brunner Field. And it all begins with
our superstar, forty seven year old Kip. See. Kip was
pulled over this past weekend for not having any working
lights on a flatbed trailer. Which that sucks. Hey, being
behind vehicle something like that happens.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
He never tell where it depen on the brakes or not.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh yeah, it's okay, it's scary. It's scary, and especially
since our superstar was hauling two motorcycles. We'll get this.
One was reported stolen and another registered to somebody else.
Kip also had a suspended license, but that's not all
what made him a superstar. See when the police approached

(01:09):
Kip that's when they noticed that he was totally naked.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh I'll comfy telling some stolen motorcycles.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Rocket, nothing but a pair of pants draped over his crotch.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I mean, what do you say when the police officer
ask you, why are you naked?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Well, funny you should ask. According to Kip, when they
asked him that, he stated that he was hot and
allergic to his own sweat.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Ah, that's a medical condition. As a police officer, you
got to kind of go, oh, maybe that's the thing.
Let me go, let me go, let me go, let
me go my handbook, or.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Maybe think, man, that's he's right and dirty, that's for sure. Yeah,
especially because while he also admitted to having a pipe
and a dab old dab that's in marijuana on him.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Makes you want to throw your clothes off a little bit.
All right, You see what he's having right there? All right, ROBERTA.
The mystery solved? Is it Florida and not Florida on
this one?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Gosh, you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna hope it's not Florida. Well,
Kip was from Iowa, but it happened in Nebraska, not Florida.
Not Florida, Roberta. You got the tickets. Wait you go.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
For to be from Florida on eight one, three day
two too. You know what I mean? You know, easily
could have been it could have been naked.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, but one things for sure. You and a friend
get to check out the Rays against the Yankees next Tuesday.
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