FNF NAKED MAN RANSACKS HOUSE (05/16/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird man, it's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
This is Florida or not Florida with crash.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Rock all right, the shoved Friday edition. And who do
we have on the line right now? Alfredo? Elfredda? Where
are you calling from Tampa?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Nice? Well, welcome Alfredo. Now could you imagine coming home
from vacation and discovering that there was a break in
at your house? That sucks, man doesn't ever. But here's
the thing. For this guy, it kept getting worse. See,
our victim came home last Saturday after being away for
a couple of days, and when he put the key
in the door, that's when he looked inside and saw

(00:45):
his house had been ransacked. But as he looked closer,
he found a naked man, oh jeez, sleeping in his bed.
He called the cops. They hauled the guy off to jail.
But despite that, Homer kept finding strange things inside. The
intruder apparently ate a box of ice cream sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
So he's out of a box of sandwiches too. Also
cooked up insurance.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Cooked up some veggie burgers, and get this, he went
through all the chewing gum. He ate a full box
of sixty pieces and then spit it out into a
big wad the size of a softball. He also killed
a possum on the back patio by using it.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah he killed a possum. Yeah, with the gum.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
No with the statue.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh Jesus, Wow. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
He also found little baggies around which what do you
think might have been drugs?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Imagine that you gotta So that's gonna be a tough
submit to the homeowners insurance, Like you said there exactly
all right, that's everywhere, Alfredo. This is up to you.
Is it Florida or is it not Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I'm gonna go with not Florida. It's La which they've
had quite a few this past week.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Wow, what's going on over there? And you you wake
up the naked man or you call the cops and
let the cops wake up the maybe.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, trust the authorities on this one, poke, guys. Thank
you to our authorities. By the way, thank you Alfredo
for playing with us today. Congrats you got the tickets.
You and a friend get a check out Baby Metal
and Black Veil Brides next month. June seventeenth at the
Yengling Center with what radio station, the Rocks the Bay

(02:27):
ninety eight Rock