FNF NO MORE MAYO (08/27/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is Florida or Not Florida with Crash on ninety
eight rock, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Who's joining us today on in another edition of Florida
or Not Florida?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Mike from Brooksville. Mike from Brooksville, welcome man, Well go
how you doing man? There?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
You good? So today's story begins with our superstar who
is inside a cafe ready to chomp down on a
nice sandwich when he noticed, Hey, this thing doesn't have
any mail. Oh, I could really use some mayo. And
that's when he asked the waiter, who informed him that, sorry,
we're out of mayonnaise. Well, guess what, he wasn't having that.

(00:49):
So what do you do in a situation like that?
Do you believe the waiter? Do you try and take
manners in your own hands? Maybe you gotta spare mayo
jar in your bag with you?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Uh you know what? I would probably not believe the
way and trash mon yelp.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Well, he definitely didn't believe the waiter. He actually got
up and the surveillance camera shows him talking to another waiter,
who then told him the same thing. No, sorry, sir,
we're out a mayon names. Then he went to a
different waiter who said the same thing. We'll guess what
happened next. He stormed out of the place, walked over
to the gas station that was next door, came back

(01:22):
with the can of gas, poured it on the bar. Yeah,
he set it on fire. Thankfully, the staff was able
to use fire extinguishers to put it out before anybody
got hurt. This but you know what, the guy didn't
end up accidentally setting his own hand on fire before
he fled the scene.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Man, which, speaking of games, what do you think is
this story from Florida or is it not Florida? There, Mike,
I'm gonna go not Florida. Final answer, Yeah, good job man,
Not Florida, not even the USA, Thank goodness. Happened in Spain.
Oh I didn't. I didn't know that they were that

(02:05):
serious about their their mayo Spain, Spaunya, Spain.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I would imagine in the US they probably would have
just asked one waiter and then came and lit it
back on fire.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Some what do you would do. That's what I was.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
This guy was enough to ask two or three waiters
before he got to that point.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh what things for sure though? Congratulations Mike, you got
the tickets?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh yeah, Bush GRNs.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
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