FNF Peeing in Bottle (03/26/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.
This is Florida or not Florida with crash.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Rock right, Florida not Florida. What's your name? All right?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hey, Derek? Have you ever had one of those instances
where you gotta pee really really bad and.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's just almost I gotta pee right now?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Actually, you know what I do too? As soon as
this is over, A bam, there I go. I just did.
We all got something in common with today's superstar of
Florida or not Florida.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
His name is Kirk.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
He's an elementary school teacher, and he's now accused of
criminal charges after police say that he peed into a
can during class and the kids solid.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yep, happened in.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
An elementary school, apparently right there in class.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
As the kids were doing the.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Work, all of a sudden they heard a zip and
the sound of running water, and when they looked over,
they saw their teacher right there, exposed, peeing into a
can while sitting at.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
His desks, trying to sneak a pee. Now?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Is that how unruly the kids are that he couldn't
even leave the kids and he had to try to
sneak a pee right there.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I mean, it's it's elementary, so maybe not unruly as much,
just you know, but still still yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Didn't want to back up on that whole plan.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
There couldn't when asked why, you said he didn't know
how to get in contact with another teacher to watch
his class. So we reverted to what he did in
the military when he couldn't leave a spot.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I I now I think what he did was absolutely wrong,
but I found myself peeing in some in some situations
where it was very questionable in itself, so not as
bad as that.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
So Derek, we gotta know, what do you think? Is
this Florida or is it not Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm really hoping it's not Florida. That is correct. Not Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Happened in Phoenix, all.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Right, nice, not Florida on that one.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah. If he did admit multiple times that he used
poor judgment and he made a mistake, and he also
said he was new to the school.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
So I'm gonna go admit I four and ninety five
in the car, wow, in the car in a water.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Bottle must be nice. It's a gaate rate bottle. Actually,
who doesn't?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Who doesn't?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
In the car? You stop, you pull over, you open
the door. Nope, I couldn't do it. There was no
place to no place to do it. Man, you called it.
It's called the drive by.

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