FNF Sleezy Ice Cream Man (06/30/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird man.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's weird man.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.
This is Florida or not Florida.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
With crash Offspring tickets up for grabs this week, and
we got Trevor on the line. Trevor recalled from.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm calling for Orlando, Florida.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, all right, listening on the iHeartRadio app. We love that.
All right, Preece Rex has got the story. Your mission
is to figure out whether it's Florida or not Florida.
And you got the offspring tickets here we go. All right.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
So we're gonna start out with our superstar today. His
name is Michael, and Michael was driving down the street
and that's when he passed an ice cream man who
had a crowd of people around him, a lot of
little kids. And that's when our superstar noticed that, Well,
the kids were giving the ice cream man their phone
and he was punching in some numbers into their phone.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh jeez, and he instill.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I mean, when you think ice cream man, what do
you guys think? Shady character in a van serving things
to kids?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
You know what? And this is a shout out to
the legit ice cream men out there, people out there
like star goddess, who makes the best ice cream? What's
astrological sign? Would you say makes the best ice cream? Person?
Person that is sagetarian? Sagittarians.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
They'd driving around.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
There's no telling what this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, I was trying to figure out what a silence,
but I couldn't come up with that information. But that's
when our superstar sprung into action where he stopped his car,
he got out, and he started to physically assault the
ice cream woman. He punched him multiple times, broke his phone,
even threatened to shoot him for I guess being a
mega creepwad. And that's when everyone stopped and said, hey, man,

(01:50):
we were just Apple paying the guy for the ice cream.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh no, say ice cream person was legit. He was
taking this Apple pay.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
The cops showed up and they said, dude, he's not
a PERV. He was just taking payment and oh wait,
you said you wanted to shoot him. Let's go ahead
and look in your car. And that's when they found
a gun and realized that, well, Michael's not supposed to
have a gun. So now he's facing charges for assaults, robbery,

(02:21):
and unlawful possession of a firearm.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
No ice cream for him.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
And yeah, he's gonna be getting ice cream from the
state sponsored facility in the Latrad. The question is, man,
is this Florida or not Florida? Today, I'm gonna say
this isn't Florida. You are correct, sir, it's deep in
the heart of.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yes. Ice creamman probably did have a gun.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, he was taking cash app to the kids, and
I guess he even gets them to call him when
they want him to return to the neighborhood. So he
has a number that you can call.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
You know what, I don't care anybody said, that's still sketchy.
That's that's still sketchy, the the appape of the kids
ice cream Man. But man, that's how the story goes.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Florida twenty twenty five. Cops came out and they said,
you know what, he's not a PERV. He was literally
just getting his money.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
All right, there you go, so verdict in favor of
the ice cream man. He didn't do it, all right.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Congratulations, man, you're gonna walk away with the par of
tickets catch the offspring when they come through. I believe
that shows July twelfth, at the Amp. Yeah, they're gonna
be there with Newfound Glory and Jimmy Eat World.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Enjoy Man Radio Station Rocks to the Bay.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Thank you man, shout out the ninety eight Rock for

Speaker 2 (03:53):
A little bit