FNF Speed 2...Speeding again (08/22/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Man, It's weird man.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.
This is Florida or Not Florida with Crash AJ eight
Rock Carrie Cantrell.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Tickets up for grabs all week long and we got
I believe. This is Courtney on is our shove It
Friday contestant for Florida or Not Florida.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Good morning, Good morning, Welcome to the show, Courtney. So
today's story begins with our twenty one year old superstar,
a woman named Jasmine see A. Jasmine was arrested earlier
this week after she was caught speeding. Get this, she
was doing seventy four miles per hour in a thirty

(00:45):
five mile per hour zone.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Damn any guesses as to.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Why she was going so fast.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Had a poop?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's exactly what it's gonna say.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Well, the police asked, she said she was on her
way to the courthouse to pay for a speeding ticket.
And you know what, she wasn't joking, that was legit.
She was on her way to pay for a previous
infraction from just seventeen days prior.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's wrong answer right there, right I mean, it's the
absolute wrong answer. You get wait to court, it's I
got a poop really bad?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, or bees from Tommy Boy.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, there's probably a ton of other excuses there that
you could have gave their, Courtney, But I don't know.
You've driven around a clear water, you know how the
you've probably gotten a ticket before. Is there any excuse
that you've given any anything good you've been given on
a ticket like that?

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Oh, I'm sir, I have probably something I was late
to pick up my parent.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Doctor medical answers, right, tall of it?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Is it Florida or now Florida today?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
I'm gonna go with not Florida, Washington State.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh, there you go. That could have easily been Florida, right, which, by.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
The way, they don't offer two for one deals on
speeding tickets.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
She's now got a.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Whole bunch of more fines, including reckless driving in addition
to that speeding and a whole lot more So.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
If she didn't have the poop, then she has poop.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Now, Yeah, that's the way it.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Works, all right. The congratulations Courtney gotten tickets Cherry Cat trail,
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