FNF Sweet Surrender (10/17/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.
This is Florida or not Florida with crash.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Rock. Well, good morning. Who do we have joining us
this morning?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Good morning, justin?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Justin? How you doing man? Where are you calling from? Doing? Good?
Call from Brandon on my way to work. Nice, We'll
see it travels to you. It's always a wild one,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Speaking of wild, chaos erupted last week after a tense
four hour arms standoff concluded in the most surprisingly delicious way.
See The drama began when Today's Superstar Elijah decided to
smoke some math or get high on math. Well after
he did that, he allegedly caused major damage to his

(00:55):
apartment and the entire complex because he started firing the
mortar firework into his own ceiling. Now I'm not sure why,
but it ensured so much damage that eight units had
to evacuate, dozens of people had to leave the building,
and you know who else left the building Elijah himself.
In fact, he then led police on a high speed

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chase that thankfully was stopped by a spike strip, but
he didn't give in, no cornered. He actually dug in
for a long four hour standoff in which Hops started
trying to make negotiations with him, tried figure out what
was going on, And that's when all of a sudden,
Elijah turned a superstardom by making this very unique demand.

(01:41):
I will turn myself in.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I will give up as long as you give me
a blizzard and a hamburger from Dairy Queen.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Hell you, that was it?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Those are the magic words. Oh, they got the food.
They delivered it to him with a tactical robot, and
he immediately surrendered and was taken into custody. Not all
heroes were capes. Way to Go Police, Way to Go,
tactical robot, and way to go Blizzards and hamburgers from
Dairy Queen so tasty. You gotta get the chicken tenders too,
those are good man.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Did the robot turn the blizzard upside down to show
him it was real?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh, no clue, no word there, But one thing's for sure.
It was definitely a sweet surrender, that's for sure. So
what do you think you've heard all the evidence so far?
Is this some Florida Shenanigans or not? Florida Shenanigans. They're justin.
I mean, butterfinger blizzards definitely save live. But I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Like, not Florida.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
You know what, not Florida. It is happened in Washington State.
Who exactly, Thank goodness. I mean, we usually get some
messed up primes around here, but think goodness, it wasn't
that one. So Washington State is taking the owl and
you are taking the job.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
With tickets to the dirty Heads Jacob and and the
Original Whalers. They're coming in the England Brothers Park next Sunday,
October twenty sixth, with you and what radio station that
rocks the Way, A ninety eight rock