FNF Theme Park Theft (10/20/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is where she gets weird man, just weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
This is Florida or not Florida with crash rock. All right,
we've got what is your name on the line right now? Robert, Robert?
Where are you calling from Melrica representing val Rico, Florida
this morning on a Monday be twenty at the backtobe
for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
All right, mister Robert, So today we have not one,
not two, but three superstars for Florida, not Florida. Who
are Well, they're on the loose still this is my
favorite part, still at large, on the loose. After they
broke in to a local amusement park, and what do

(00:48):
you steal at an amusement park? What do you break
in and steal two hundred plus stuffed animals stuffed into
garbage bags? And then they walked out in the hole
that they cut the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Got them?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Got them? Yes, they did get them because these guys
tried to cut the security cam wires but failed miserably,
only for them to be caught on camera, fully faced.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's an extra clear shot of three douchebags. It's clear, like, man,
you can't get any clearer than that, one of.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Which was barefoot, Like who commits a crime barefoot?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Like that's just stupid. Oddly enough, they remind me of
The Lost Boys for some reason. I don't know why
that eighties movie reference. Somebody else look it up, but yeah,
they kind of an odd resemblance to Douchebaggery uh and
the Lost Boys.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
So yeah, they were caught clearly on camera stealing two
hundred plus stuffed animals and trying to flip over a
photo booth that all three of them could not flip over.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Fail. So these guys are failures.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So that's probably that's probably when they decided, You're like, no, what,
we're gonna take them for all they got those stupid
carnival games.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
They probably sucked at the ring toss or something and
decided they're gonna get revenge, and here we are talking
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, something that they probably weren't allowed to bring their
vapes into the into the theme park, so they wanted
to exact revenge. The question for you today, mister Robert,
this is a Florida theme park or not Florida theme.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Park, Mouth, Florida.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
That is correct money. We're talking about a Westchester, New
York playland park where these guys pulled up in a
small boat is how they broke in, cut some wire.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
A boat, walked right in all the time, and did
all of the damage except you know, and are those
Jinko Jeanis He's got on right there, because you can
stuff a lot of animals in what they were wearing pockets.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
They all just look they look just all right.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
A bunch of these Congratulations, Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Robert, you are rolling over to our Halloween that we're
going to be doing featuring the Haunt brother. I think
their brother's sister from Fort Lauderdale is going to be
hanging out with us David for Halloween, which was next
Thursday night at the Crowbar in Ebor from what radio
station at Rocks the Bay.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Robert's pretty