FNF Toilet paper and hotdogs (08/25/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.
This is Florida or not Florida with crash eight rock.
Here we are the Monday edition of Florida Not Florida.
A j Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Who do we have joining us on the phone there? Hey,
good morning Steven.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
All right, Steven welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, where are you calling from today? I am calling
from Temple Fare Nice, We'll welcome. So today's superstar is
forty eight year old Marsha. See. Marsha was angry after
one of her neighbors parked two close to three yard
last week, so close that she decided to take matters
into her own hands, literally and toilet papered their car.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh okay, well, unorthodox, but it's one way of doing it,
all right.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, according to the police report, she was drunk and
get this, even dressed up in a hot dog costume.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay, I mean, I'm I'm on board on this.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I mean, at least she wasn't trying to, you know,
pretend to be a police officer or something.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
And she could have got out there in banana suit
and that would have been totally uncalled for. Hot dog
suit appropriate, Yeah, appropriate for the crime she's committed by.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Right, you're being a wiener about this, so we're going
to be a wiener right here, right dam Well, when
cops arrived, they said that she was leaning against the
person's car with a roll of toilet paper in hand,
while pulling off strips and putting it all over.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
The vehicle right there, with a weapon in her hand. Wow,
hot dog suit on. Power their pants down or up?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, it's unclear if she'd been ahead run ins with
the neighbors before, and cops didn't say why she was
dressed as a dog's.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Kind of half defined. I saw it was five hundred
dollars and then with forty hours of community service.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, they charged her with disorderly conduct and resisting a
prep arrest, which she pled no contest to. But she
could work it all off with those community service hours.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
So in the hot dog suit, I think that's got
to be a part of it, right, I think so
the worn suit? All right, well, I think you got
all the information Stephen you need for this case.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Here.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Is this Florida or not Florida?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh? I know this one happened in Florida.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I love the enthusiasm of it. And you know what,
it's a Saint Pete crime.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You know what. Come on, St. Peter, let's go. We'll
take that one. I live in Saint Pete. This could
easily be I have a hot costume and I love
dishing out stupid punishments. Stole your crime. Basically you're shot
right there. Copy gat, copycat.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Anyway, she saw your ice and she upgraded to t peak.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Definitely something I would do.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Which, by the way, congratulations Steven, thanks for playing along.
You're a great detective, and in your efforts, you just
got hooked up with tickets to check out Bush Gardens, which,
by the way, the Beers Bruise and Barbecue Fest still
happening select dates now through September.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
First, she can't pull that off of the prison toilet paper.
I can tell you that right now. Yeah, all right,
it's a hot commodity in the joint. Man is Steve
and what radio station rocks to be?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
My man? Ninety eight Rock