FNF Wet Sticky Underwear Car Bandit (12/02/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is Florida or not Florida with crash on ninety
eight rock.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
All right, we have our contestant on the line where
you call it from like him? What's your name? Trevor?
A right, Trevor.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, welcome to Florida, not Florida with crash and AJ Trevor. So,
today's story begins with our twenty six year old superstar
Rachelle Rochelle was apparently in the market for a new
vehicle and went to a Tesler dealership to take a
cyber truck for a test drive. Okay, fun, Yeah, how
cool would that be? But here's the thing. He never

(00:45):
brought it back cool. Oh, he drove it to his
house instead and get this, began smashing it up with
a hammer. Now, an assistant manager was able to track
the truck down over at his house a couple of
days later, and it was all ripped up. He had
smashed the rear view mirror, boy, removed the GPS unit,

(01:06):
ripped off one of the sun visors, partially tore the
front fenders off, and He filled both fenders with landscaping
rocks and several pairs of men's underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Whoa, oh, that's a wild card right there. I wasn't
expecting the men's underwear. Yeah, gotta have a calling card.
That's his nch right there.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, here's the thing. All new cars, especially Tesla's, are
covered in cameras now, so there's footage of senatives.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
So he pretty much incriminated himself. This is one of
the people that I think when you go did he
really want to be on Florida and off Florida? I
think so. I mean that's everything's just kind of yeah,
flatters right there, cause.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
It over twenty grand damages. Yeah, not the best way
to go about it.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, we'll finance you through that. Gonna be financing now.
I get him Ountes stock owner or something like that.
I'm not sure what his problem was, but Trevor, are
you got all the evidence in front of you? Is
it Florida or not Florida for this one? I don't
want to say, but I think that sounds like Florida.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's St.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Pete the men's underwear guy. All right, I'll take that way.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
So the not Florida street comes to it end and
streaked with some underwear. But hey, at least you got
the tickets to join us to.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
The ninety eight Rock and Tailgate. Hie, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
It's going down this Sunday, nine am till one pm,
right there on the corner of Tampa Bay Boulevard and Hines.
You cannot get any closer to Bucks, Beach and ray
J than that unlimited eats and drinks with what radio station?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
The rocks the Bay, ninety eight Rocks the Bay.