FNF You're a Werewolf you MUST DIE (06/18/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Man, it's weird man. This could be your neighbor, bro
or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is Florida or not Florida. With Crash and eight rock.
It's like, we got Daniel on the line. Where are
you calling from him? Man? Books? So how are you guys?
Hey boy? Well, welcome Daniel. So big question for you.
Have you ever had a friend stab you in the back? Oh? Plenty? Unfortunately,

(00:29):
well hopefully not in the front at least like today's superstar,
our victim of Florida or not Florida. See, our victim
was out having lunch with a friend on Saturday, went
out of nowhere. His friend attacked him, put him in
a choke hold, and then tried to stab him with
a wooden steak. Okay, Now, today's superstar is twenty four

(00:49):
year old Jose, and the reason that Jose did this
well makes us think that maybe he's got some mental
health issues. See apparently Jose pulled out the wooden steak,
which had a nail, and told his friend that he
was going to stab him in the heart.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Because you're aware wolf, Okay, there's a lot to unpacked there,
because that's not how you kill a werewolf.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
First of all, it's a silver bullet, all right. If
he's a vampire, I think the steak works to the heart. Well,
maybe he thought he was himself was the werewolf, and
he was trying to take him down. But one thing's
for sure. The great news is our victim got away
and wasn't hurt. Okay, good. But the other bad news
Jose stole the victim's backpack and ran off. Not clear

(01:30):
why he did it. I don't know if he was
looking for more werewolf things or whatever, but he was
discovered by police and when they caught up with him,
they also found several rocks in his pocket, which he
said or in case his werewolf buddy tried to kill him,
I could have been.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
They weren't crack rocks, not crackrocks, not drugs, drugs, all.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Right, Daniel, you're the sleuth here. Is this Florida or
not Florida, Florida. You're right, not Florida. And they weren't
crack rocks. There were rocks from Salt Lake City. Okay, yeah, Diny,
salt rocks. Get your werewolves of all right, I'm saying maths,
salts one things for sure though. Congratulations Daniel, you got

(02:18):
the four pack of tickets to take to check out
the rowdies taken on Indy eleven LA. That's what's up.
Come on you rowdies? Tell us yeah what radio station rocks?
The Bay Dandy a rock baby,