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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where we say the negativity.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Let's get daddy'sh off your chest. This is shoving Friday,
sho shove.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Please fire up this one first here real quick, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Morning Crash AJ producer x We're always complaining about people
in this traffic not using their blinkers. How about the
ones that use the blinkers and leave them on for.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
For and Aaron Rodgers and the Pittsburgh Steelers. You can't
shove up that eight rocks my bay every day in
Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's all I'm talking about. Right, That's a good That's
a nice way to start off to shove us today.
Got the phones eight hundred and seventy three seven double
O ninety eight or do that talk aback feature the
free iHeart Radio getting Cue, Get your Therapy.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No Copey producer.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
X AJ is out today on assignment, So I'm gonna
give you.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
The honors on this one right here, Okay, frash Keebock
for today, I almost committed some violence against the elderly,
against a senior citizen. My shove it today is going
to this old lady who who lives.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
In my condo complex. I'm doing my laundry.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
We have a shared laundry facility. Right my dram up
in my apartment, my dryer dings. I go down to
find this grown ass woman thumbing.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Through my clothes while they are still warm.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
There are two dryers that are open in this room,
and she's pulling my clothes out of the dryer. I
walk in and I said, excuse me, are you grabbing
my clothes?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And she's like, I need this dryer. It's mine. I needed.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
There's supposed to be a sign on here that says
when it's done, you need to get it out. I said, lady,
stop thumbing through.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
My underwear while it's warm, you old creep. I looked
at her.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I said, if I ever see you do this again,
I will get physical, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I wanted to.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Grab her, pull her wig off, slam it right down
her throat.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So I'm glad that you have process that thought process
of what you wanted to do, but what you didn't do,
so you know, halts off in the self control.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I could not believe it.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
It was literally I saw her walk into the room
ahead of me. It was thirty seconds. The clothes were
still freaking warm.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
There's a lot of drama that goes on and launder
shared longer rooms warm.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
What are you?
Speaker 5 (02:27):
How entitled do people think they are that they could
just pull someone's stuff out and do that. I swear
to God, if I see it again, you might find
me on Florida and off. Okay, don't touch my stuff
while it still.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Breathe, just breathe right now. Is there a camera in
there by the way, because I would love to hear
it is about you.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I almost went and took her clothes out and put
them wet on the table, just to be just to
be a jerk.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I mean, did she give you an underwear sniff? I
mean I got all kinds of questions.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
There were thirty seconds unaccounted for.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
She could have Okay, there you go. That'd be per
old lady producer X there with his shove it there.
I think you definitely needed that. No cope, I've been.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Hanging on to that for That was the last Friday,
So oh wow, that's a lot this week of me
just wanted to beat the crap out of this old lady.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
All right. Mine not quite as dramatic as yours, but
it was a little weird, all right. This week I
had a birthday and me and my son both celebrated birthday.
I'm in my I'm gonna call it mid fifties, all right.
So I go to an establishment. I'm not going to
name the establishment because I love the establishment. And they
had a person there was working that I hadn't seen before,
(03:28):
and I was like, you know what, I didn't take
care I've been I've qualified for a senior discount for
a year now, I've never actually used it, and nobody's
asked me. So I said, hey, I'd like to get
my senior discount and the gentleman goes, how old are you?
And I told him how old? I was all right,
and he says, you have your ID. I'm like, you
(03:49):
want my D.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You got ID?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
He asked me to get ID for a senior discount.
Do you think I really want to say that I'm
older up for a senior discount?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
You did ask for the deal.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I did ask for I guess I had it coming.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But you don't say can you see can you can
I see your ID? What was the age restriction?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
All right, it's fifty five, it's a senior discount. Well,
I've missed it for a year. So you do the
math on that.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
You look like you could be fifty one. You look
like you could be fifty two. You look like you
could be fifty three. I would take my word for it.
Then if I'm looking further to see your discount, not
if you're not if.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You're on probation, not if you're on probation at work?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
All right, dude, you overdid your job on this one,
all right, Shove it on a shoved Friday. I guess
the face cream is starting to work out. Look, young man,
the face protocol starting to really kick in now.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So you look like you're in your late forties.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
You don't ask me for ID, That's all I'm saying.
I had to run out to my car to get
the damn ID to come back with it. I was like,
here you go, buddy, let me see your ID. How
about that? All right?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
What I got for you?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Shove it on a shoved Friday.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Let's see what you guys have to say. Vent Ben
People eight hundred seventy three seven
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Double one ninety eight or the talk bag feature of
the free iHeartRadio app as we Go commercial Free alien
Ant Farm for Saint Pete, A naughtier rock
This is where we say the negativity.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Let's get daddy'sh off your chest. This is shoving Friday,
sho shove.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Please fire up this one first here real quick, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Morning Crash AJ producer x We're always complaining about people
in this traffic not using their blinkers. How about the
ones that use the blinkers and leave them on for.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
For and Aaron Rodgers and the Pittsburgh Steelers. You can't
shove up that eight rocks my bay every day in
Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's all I'm talking about. Right, That's a good That's
a nice way to start off to shove us today.
Got the phones eight hundred and seventy three seven double
O ninety eight or do that talk aback feature the
free iHeart Radio getting Cue, Get your Therapy.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No Copey producer.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
X AJ is out today on assignment, So I'm gonna
give you.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
The honors on this one right here, Okay, frash Keebock
for today, I almost committed some violence against the elderly,
against a senior citizen. My shove it today is going
to this old lady who who lives.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
In my condo complex. I'm doing my laundry.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
We have a shared laundry facility. Right my dram up
in my apartment, my dryer dings. I go down to
find this grown ass woman thumbing.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Through my clothes while they are still warm.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
There are two dryers that are open in this room,
and she's pulling my clothes out of the dryer. I
walk in and I said, excuse me, are you grabbing
my clothes?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And she's like, I need this dryer. It's mine. I needed.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
There's supposed to be a sign on here that says
when it's done, you need to get it out. I said, lady,
stop thumbing through.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
My underwear while it's warm, you old creep. I looked
at her.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I said, if I ever see you do this again,
I will get physical, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I wanted to.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Grab her, pull her wig off, slam it right down
her throat.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So I'm glad that you have process that thought process
of what you wanted to do, but what you didn't do,
so you know, halts off in the self control.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I could not believe it.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
It was literally I saw her walk into the room
ahead of me. It was thirty seconds. The clothes were
still freaking warm.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
There's a lot of drama that goes on and launder
shared longer rooms warm.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
What are you?
Speaker 5 (02:27):
How entitled do people think they are that they could
just pull someone's stuff out and do that. I swear
to God, if I see it again, you might find
me on Florida and off. Okay, don't touch my stuff
while it still.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Breathe, just breathe right now. Is there a camera in
there by the way, because I would love to hear
it is about you.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I almost went and took her clothes out and put
them wet on the table, just to be just to
be a jerk.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I mean, did she give you an underwear sniff? I
mean I got all kinds of questions.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
There were thirty seconds unaccounted for.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
She could have Okay, there you go. That'd be per
old lady producer X there with his shove it there.
I think you definitely needed that. No cope, I've been.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Hanging on to that for That was the last Friday,
So oh wow, that's a lot this week of me
just wanted to beat the crap out of this old lady.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
All right. Mine not quite as dramatic as yours, but
it was a little weird, all right. This week I
had a birthday and me and my son both celebrated birthday.
I'm in my I'm gonna call it mid fifties, all right.
So I go to an establishment. I'm not going to
name the establishment because I love the establishment. And they
had a person there was working that I hadn't seen before,
(03:28):
and I was like, you know what, I didn't take
care I've been I've qualified for a senior discount for
a year now, I've never actually used it, and nobody's
asked me. So I said, hey, I'd like to get
my senior discount and the gentleman goes, how old are you?
And I told him how old? I was all right,
and he says, you have your ID. I'm like, you
(03:49):
want my D.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You got ID?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
He asked me to get ID for a senior discount.
Do you think I really want to say that I'm
older up for a senior discount?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
You did ask for the deal.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I did ask for I guess I had it coming.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But you don't say can you see can you can
I see your ID? What was the age restriction?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
All right, it's fifty five, it's a senior discount. Well,
I've missed it for a year. So you do the
math on that.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
You look like you could be fifty one. You look
like you could be fifty two. You look like you
could be fifty three. I would take my word for it.
Then if I'm looking further to see your discount, not
if you're not if.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You're on probation, not if you're on probation at work?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
All right, dude, you overdid your job on this one,
all right, Shove it on a shoved Friday. I guess
the face cream is starting to work out. Look, young man,
the face protocol starting to really kick in now.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So you look like you're in your late forties.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
You don't ask me for ID, That's all I'm saying.
I had to run out to my car to get
the damn ID to come back with it. I was like,
here you go, buddy, let me see your ID. How
about that? All right?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
What I got for you?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Shove it on a shoved Friday.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Let's see what you guys have to say. Vent Ben
People eight hundred seventy three seven
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Double one ninety eight or the talk bag feature of
the free iHeartRadio app as we Go commercial Free alien
Ant Farm for Saint Pete, A naughtier rock
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