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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thank you, ma'am. I'm down for heyday in the morning,
quickie on ninety eight Rock brought to you by Barjo Ford. Well,
it's forty seven right now in Tampa. You got fifty
three along the coast in Saint Pete's and it should
be a really nice weather by the Thomas. Time to
search for the ninety eight Rockfist tickets. Best Friday right
(00:21):
ron high nude about sixty eight degrees give or take
a few degrees depending on where the tickets are hidden.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Again, I love it tis the season to be.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Jolly with some fst Friday. Good morning, and hey, good morning. Indeed,
do you hear about the Hillsboro County Transportation Planning Organization?
They approved three points of a million in state and
federal funds in that first step of overhauling and getting
the preliminary engineering for two expresslan set for a seventeen
(00:51):
mile stretch from I four of I four from I
seventy five east to County Line Road slash Polk Parkway.
Getting ready to be overhauled will be those two express lanes,
one eastbound and the other westbound.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Now, this whole project.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Going to cost nearly five hundred million dollars and it
wasn't scheduled to break ground until twenty thirty eight, but
that has now gotten the fast track. Big pardon thanks. Actually,
the Governor Desanta said that one this project will leave
about forty four feet of space for the possibility of
I don't know, maybe a bright line rail in the future.
(01:27):
But there are stretches of ifom Plant City where that
forty four foot gap doesn't exist, so they'll have to
figure some things out there. But one step closer to
more work on I four.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
But it'll alleviate some some of the congestion we're seeing there.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Twenty thirty eight would have been the time. So what's
gonna What new form of transportation will arise between now
and twenty thirty eight.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, this is going to be starting in the next
couple of years, which is good.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
So but yeah, before then, we might.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Be flying by twenty twenty thirty eight. As fast as
technology is going right now, we're going to revert back.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Actually, and we got some car ordering on Florida Superstars
and have thought of flying.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
The tried flying in their own highways.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'm waiting for that teleportation path, you know what I mean?
Where he kind of like the tube up in a
tube and put me somewhere like the.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Bank thing exactly exact, would be like the other superstar
the other day dropping the meth in there.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Congratulations to Roger Daltrey, who who I'm sorry is now
Sir Roger Daltrey. He was knighted by Prince William at
Windsor Castle this Wednesday and recognition of not only his
musical achievements but also his charity work.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
In fact, here he is on the award.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's kind of weird, but it is an honor.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's a great honor for me, but also it's an
incredible on the fourteen age counts of trust and which
I accept this honor for all those people who have
helped me build that charity.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
For where he is today. Yeah, way to go, Way
to go. Also, way to go. Take note Leslie Nielsen.
In case you didn't know, he loves loved a good
fart joke. In fact, he pretty much bought a brought
a fart machine with him wherever he went, and his
grave marker even says, let her up on it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So get this. His niece is.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Now going viral because she shared a TikTok showing up
you know, or is sharing a very special moment. Something
that happened during his memorial service. There was an open
casket with a remote controlled fart machine inside, and the
button to activate the fart machine was at the bar
quote unquote two enormous rooms away, so whatever anybody ordered
(03:33):
a drink, they could push the button and anyone standing
near the casket would hear him let it rip.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I mean, it's it's kind of morbid and hilarious all
at the same time, kind of like anything that Leslie
Nilsen was in naked gun stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I mean, why not, man, I love that. That's great.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I would love to be known for just always having
a fart machine on me. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Step one. We have to get him. Get him a
fart machine. Right there, you go, Christmas present for producer.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
But you know what, it is the right time to
stop sniffing your socks. While back there is a pole
on whether people admitted to rewaring socks from time to time.
And guess what the science is in on that saying
is stop it. And here's why they say. Our feet
are a quote unquote microscopic rainforest to bacteria and fungi,
typically containing up to one thousand different species. What they say,
(04:29):
footskin also has some of the highest amounts of sweat
glands in the human body.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
In case you didn't know that, Yeah, there's a surprise.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Bacteria and fungi prefer to live in warm, moist areas
between your toes, where they consume the nutrients with your
sweat and dead skin cells. Needless to say, socks and
only trap your sweat. But the microbes also collect bacteria
from the environment floors at home in the gym, dirt
and grime from outside wherever you're walking, and even shoes
(04:57):
can be a ferro ground for bacteria as well. They
say socks have eight to nine million bacteria per sample.
Guess how many T shirts have eighty three thousand. Yeah,
so come on, man, stop, don't rewear your socks.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I've done the story.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Actually, don't take.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
A big ol' whiff out of a miver, because I
remember we had a story a while back on that
because somebody got deathly ill because they had a habit
of smelling their dirty socks after every day.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Fun fact, I have a pair of sleep socks that
I wear. Those gotta be disgusting and I wear my
same sleep socks quite a bit now and after the story,
I'm going to be second guessing and my Fyonce is
gonna be going, see, I told you so well, I
told you so.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Now your family has a great gift idea for you. You
get multiple good sleep socks.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So new sleep socks every single night. All right, here's
the list. It's on the it's on the want list
right there. But what we got for you? All right?
You guys want to comment on any of this stuff,
get your shove its in. Also, what's the most ridiculous
thing of twenty twenty five? We've got that on our
Facebook page at Crashing a Jet.
Thank you, ma'am. I'm down for heyday in the morning,
quickie on ninety eight Rock brought to you by Barjo Ford. Well,
it's forty seven right now in Tampa. You got fifty
three along the coast in Saint Pete's and it should
be a really nice weather by the Thomas. Time to
search for the ninety eight Rockfist tickets. Best Friday right
(00:21):
ron high nude about sixty eight degrees give or take
a few degrees depending on where the tickets are hidden.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Again, I love it tis the season to be.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Jolly with some fst Friday. Good morning, and hey, good morning. Indeed,
do you hear about the Hillsboro County Transportation Planning Organization?
They approved three points of a million in state and
federal funds in that first step of overhauling and getting
the preliminary engineering for two expresslan set for a seventeen
(00:51):
mile stretch from I four of I four from I
seventy five east to County Line Road slash Polk Parkway.
Getting ready to be overhauled will be those two express lanes,
one eastbound and the other westbound.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Now, this whole project.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Going to cost nearly five hundred million dollars and it
wasn't scheduled to break ground until twenty thirty eight, but
that has now gotten the fast track. Big pardon thanks. Actually,
the Governor Desanta said that one this project will leave
about forty four feet of space for the possibility of
I don't know, maybe a bright line rail in the future.
(01:27):
But there are stretches of ifom Plant City where that
forty four foot gap doesn't exist, so they'll have to
figure some things out there. But one step closer to
more work on I four.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
But it'll alleviate some some of the congestion we're seeing there.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Twenty thirty eight would have been the time. So what's
gonna What new form of transportation will arise between now
and twenty thirty eight.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, this is going to be starting in the next
couple of years, which is good.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
So but yeah, before then, we might.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Be flying by twenty twenty thirty eight. As fast as
technology is going right now, we're going to revert back.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Actually, and we got some car ordering on Florida Superstars
and have thought of flying.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
The tried flying in their own highways.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'm waiting for that teleportation path, you know what I mean?
Where he kind of like the tube up in a
tube and put me somewhere like the.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Bank thing exactly exact, would be like the other superstar
the other day dropping the meth in there.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Congratulations to Roger Daltrey, who who I'm sorry is now
Sir Roger Daltrey. He was knighted by Prince William at
Windsor Castle this Wednesday and recognition of not only his
musical achievements but also his charity work.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
In fact, here he is on the award.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's kind of weird, but it is an honor.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's a great honor for me, but also it's an
incredible on the fourteen age counts of trust and which
I accept this honor for all those people who have
helped me build that charity.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
For where he is today. Yeah, way to go, Way
to go. Also, way to go. Take note Leslie Nielsen.
In case you didn't know, he loves loved a good
fart joke. In fact, he pretty much bought a brought
a fart machine with him wherever he went, and his
grave marker even says, let her up on it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So get this. His niece is.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Now going viral because she shared a TikTok showing up
you know, or is sharing a very special moment. Something
that happened during his memorial service. There was an open
casket with a remote controlled fart machine inside, and the
button to activate the fart machine was at the bar
quote unquote two enormous rooms away, so whatever anybody ordered
(03:33):
a drink, they could push the button and anyone standing
near the casket would hear him let it rip.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I mean, it's it's kind of morbid and hilarious all
at the same time, kind of like anything that Leslie
Nilsen was in naked gun stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I mean, why not, man, I love that. That's great.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I would love to be known for just always having
a fart machine on me. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Step one. We have to get him. Get him a
fart machine. Right there, you go, Christmas present for producer.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
But you know what, it is the right time to
stop sniffing your socks. While back there is a pole
on whether people admitted to rewaring socks from time to time.
And guess what the science is in on that saying
is stop it. And here's why they say. Our feet
are a quote unquote microscopic rainforest to bacteria and fungi,
typically containing up to one thousand different species. What they say,
(04:29):
footskin also has some of the highest amounts of sweat
glands in the human body.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
In case you didn't know that, Yeah, there's a surprise.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Bacteria and fungi prefer to live in warm, moist areas
between your toes, where they consume the nutrients with your
sweat and dead skin cells. Needless to say, socks and
only trap your sweat. But the microbes also collect bacteria
from the environment floors at home in the gym, dirt
and grime from outside wherever you're walking, and even shoes
(04:57):
can be a ferro ground for bacteria as well. They
say socks have eight to nine million bacteria per sample.
Guess how many T shirts have eighty three thousand. Yeah,
so come on, man, stop, don't rewear your socks.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I've done the story.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Actually, don't take.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
A big ol' whiff out of a miver, because I
remember we had a story a while back on that
because somebody got deathly ill because they had a habit
of smelling their dirty socks after every day.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Fun fact, I have a pair of sleep socks that
I wear. Those gotta be disgusting and I wear my
same sleep socks quite a bit now and after the story,
I'm going to be second guessing and my Fyonce is
gonna be going, see, I told you so well, I
told you so.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Now your family has a great gift idea for you. You
get multiple good sleep socks.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So new sleep socks every single night. All right, here's
the list. It's on the it's on the want list
right there. But what we got for you? All right?
You guys want to comment on any of this stuff,
get your shove its in. Also, what's the most ridiculous
thing of twenty twenty five? We've got that on our
Facebook page at Crashing a Jet.
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