Fathers Day Google & Dad Jokes

Did you get dad a gift for Father's Day? Dangerous Dave talks about the most Googled gifts for dad in the past month. Plus, dad jokes.

Episode Transcript

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He's deeper in the din with dangerous Day. Well, Sunday
is Father's Day, and if you haven't figured out a
gift yet, here's what everybody else is buying. Google looked
at the top trending Father's Day gifts that they've been
searching for over the past month. Top ten include grills,
engraved cutting boards, watches, dartboards, watch cases, tennis shoes, swim

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trunks because we don't want to see dad in that
speedo anymore, golf bags, sunglasses, and personalized socks. And by
the way, silly socks have kind of become the twenty
twenty five version of buying your data tie. Other things
they looked at. Things to do for Father's Day include
car shows, comedy shows, barbecues, buffets, amusement parks, go carts, aquariums,
beer tasting, brunch, and massages. So don't miss out, don't

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forget Father's Days Sunday, Deeper in the two. You know
everybody's dad is different. But no matter how awesome your
dad is, or how awesome he isn't there's a good
chance he enjoys dad jokes. Why not don't we all?
Somebody asked the Internet, what joke will your dad just
not let go of. Some of the best responses are

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if anyone says I have a question, my dad always
responds with does it involve a woodchuck? He asks does
your socks have any holes? I say no, and he goes, well,
how'd you put him on? Anytime anybody says see you later,
he says, thanks for the warning. Every time I ask
him where one of my brothers is, he responds, oh, crap,

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I forgot him, and then he won't actually tell me
where he is. I ask Dad, can you make me breakfast?
And he goes, abercadabra your breakfast. And when paying with
a credit card every time he says, I hope it works.
We just found it in the parking lot. One guy
says his Dado says, I'm more pissed off than a
piano player in a marching band. Whatever. The server comes
by and asks after the meal, do you want a

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box for your burger? He says no, but I'll wrestle
you for the fries. And let's see new Year's jokes.
A happy New Year, Wow, I'm so tired, I haven't
slept all year. Or the next day time for your shower? Kids,
you haven't bathed any year. When they blow knows, he says,
you think it's a cold, but it's not. My dad
always says how many beans are in the canna beans
two thirty nine, because it was anymore they would be

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too farty. A young guy says that whenever he brings
a girl home, his dad introduces himself with the joke
what kind of bees make milk boobies? And someone said,
my dad is Chinese, and anytime he shows someone how
to do something easier, he calls it ancient Chinese secret.
Remember that, wasn't that like from light or something like that.

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And when somebody says they're going to take a shower,
and my dad says, put it back when you're done.
Oh boy too again for another episode of Deeper in
the Den with Dangerous Daved light Year,