Lifetime Stats & 911 Calls

What stats would you like to see from your life when you die? Dangerous Dave talks about an online poll that talks about how many people we made smile and the number of people attracted to you make the list. Plus, crazy 911 calls from 2024.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's deeper in the den. I'm with dangerous Day. Check
this out. If you live to be eighty years old,
you'll have lived twenty nine two hundred and twenty days.
You probably spent two hundred and thirty thousand hours sleeping,
ninety thousand hours working, thirty two thousand hours eating and
drinking in about a thousand hours. Trying to untagle knots
now that almost everything in our lives can be tracked.

(00:22):
Somebody asked the Internet, what are the things you'd like
to see after your death? What stats this is interesting?
How many times I almost died without realizing it. How
many times I made somebody feel good about themselves without
knowing it. Number of people that were attracted to me
that I had no IDEA number of successful backflips I landed.
I would think you could track that. Top five songs

(00:42):
I listened to and how many times I listened to each.
How many times my body successfully destroyed a cancer cell
before they could take hold, total pounds pooped in the
biggest one. Number of times I made somebody laugh. Top
one hundred funniest things I've witnessed. Pictures where I'm visible
in other people's photos without knowing it, how many times
I use H letter of the alphabet, how many diapers

(01:03):
I changed, how many times I almost stepped in a turd?
And gambling results preferably broken down to a spreadsheet by year,
sport activity and betting type. And the last one as
how many cats I've petted? And that's not a euphemism.
You could add dogs in there too. I don't know
how many times every time I see a dog or
a cat feel like you need to pet them. Deeper
in the two, well, you know what, a restaurant botches

(01:24):
your delivery order. Most people complain on the app, but
there's probably that one idiot that'll call nine one one.
Stupidity like that just doesn't happen in America. Authorities in Saskatchewan, Canada,
just northwest of US here released the top ten reasons
not to call nine to one one, based on actual
incidents from last year. The list include a nine to
one to one dispatcher receiving a call from an individual

(01:46):
reporting their tambourine was taken from a party they were at.
A person called nine one one task for helping a
math equation because they didn't want to fail a test
the next morning. Dispatcher's got a call from somebody having
trouble with their washing machine, and another caller complained that
their cat was being mean to them, hoping an officer
could come over and help with the situation. A person
called to report somebody had thrown their ice cream on

(02:08):
the ground, and somebody called nine to one one to
help unlock their cell phone and how do they call
nine one one nine one one. Dispatcher's got a call
from somebody saying that a problem with bees in their home,
and a caller complained that a fox was roaming around
the neighborhood and scaring a local cat. A frustrated person
called to complain that their parents were forcing them to
clean their rooms. So okay, so probably some of these

(02:29):
calls came from kids. And number ten on the list
was somebody called because they were worried that they didn't
recognize somebody on their social media friend list, and that
would be a lot of calls to nine one one
for me too, me. They came for another episode of
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