Milking Gas & Drinking Fanbase

Feeling gassy when you fly? Dangerous Dave talks about how to "milk your gas". Plus, heaviest drinking fanbases for the NFL.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is deeper in the din with dangerous day. Well,
I don't know if they could have come up with
a grosser term for this. There's an article making the
rounds about how to milk your gas. Okay, next time
you fly, it makes you rip one when you start
feeling bloated. The term for it is jetbelly, and it
happens because air expands at higher altitudes. Plane cabins aren't

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pressurized to normal conditions. Being in a plane, it's like
being about eight thousand feet above sea level. If you've
ever had a water bottle or bag of chips expand
on a plane, same thing happens to your intestine. So yep,
everybody's up there farting all the time. But if you can't,
there's a way you can milk it. Just move around
in your seat or walk around in the plane can help.
But if that doesn't, they tell you to place your

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hand about two inches below your belly, press gently but firm,
and start massaging towards your right hip. They say it
should help move air into your colon. Where can it
be expelled? Oh boy, deeper in the tub. Well, it's
NFL season and many football fans watch their favorite teams
over a few beers, some have a few too many,

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ascempted the game or maybe a remedy for it. New
survey of three thousand football fans about their drinking habits
fan base with the heaviest drinkers Arizona Cardinals. Nearly nineteen
percent of Cardinal fans admit to having the five and
more beers on game day. Buffalo Bills were second, followed
by the Houston Texans, Carolina Panthers, Tennessee Titans, Washington Commanders,

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LA Chargers, New York Giants, Saints, and Jacksonville Jaguars. A
fan base with the least amount of drinkers on game
day or the Green Bay Packers only three percent say
they have five drinks or more, possibly because they're filled
up on cheese or their beer froze in their hands.
Seattle Seahawks fans were second to the least, followed by Pittsburgh, Miami,

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New England, Kansas City, Chicago Bears, Indianapolis Colts, Detroit Lions,
and the New York Jets. Minnesota sat number sixteen on
that list of the thirty two teams, so right in
the middle, and if you're curious, Cleveland Brown's twentieth heaviest
drinkers out of the thirty two teams. A little surprising
to me. I thought they would have been a bit
little bit higher on the list. I guess the Browns

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are just used to being the Browns. Now Tune it
again for another episode of Deeper in the Den with
Dangerous Dave right here.