December 13, 2023 • 48 mins
On This Week's Episode We Recap Everything That Happened At Barrel's Annual Cookie & Booze Christmas Party. Things Were Wild, Many Memories Were Made, And Many Things We Are Unsure What Really Happened. Kyle Shares A Hilarious Story Of How Well He Cooks After A Night Of Partying. Phil And Barrel Again Ask Kyle Questions About His New Restaurant, And The Million Dollar Question Is Answered... Will There Be Brisket??? Phil Has Decided To Take On A New Role On The Don't Drop The Tongs Podcast.... We Will See How Long He Retains This New Position! This Is Our Last Episode For This Year, We Will Be Back In 2024, With Many New Ideas, And Guests. We Thank You All For A Great 2023, And We Wish You All A Great Holiday Season!
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Welcome to the last don't drop thetongs of twenty twenty three. We'll be
taking the next couple of weeks offgetting ready for the holidays, that type
of stuff. And I think weall need to take a little bit of
time off after this past weekend.This past weekend, we all got together.
Yes, by the way, we'llstarted the introductions on barrel Boy.
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We got Kyle from her behind Barbecue. We got Phil the grill, Phil
Johnson over to my right, Philip. Now, everybody got together this past
weekend because if you listened to lastweek's episode, it was my annual Christmas
party, Cookies and booze, andPhil came, Kyle came, Smitty from
our boy Loot, and Boody Barbecuecame with his wife. I mean we
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got, yes, we got afterit. We got after it, and
I think that party we all oldMolly apology because she was like the only
female in the group and we gotwe got scolded us. Well, it
was funny. Is Molly actually MollyA couple of times shot me and look
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like, are we like in trouble? I don't care like you guys can
do whatever, but you guys wantedbecause the cookies and booze. Party is
quite the eclectic mix of people.I mean you have everything from I literally
there was the table they called thebarbecue Degenerates, which was you guys.
Then we got you know, othertables. I mean we had we had
some local celebs there, we hadI mean, we had some NASCAR drivers
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there. I mean it was justa collection of people. Yeah, and
the one thing that everybody commonly cametogether for was alcohol consumption. Yeah.
And it set the table. Sosoon you come in the front of the
house. You come in front ofmy house, there's some cookies out that
type of stuff. Right, Everythingwas going on in the backyard. You
walk out in the backyard and there'sa bartender with a full bar. I
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mean there was no booze. Idid not have Yes, yes, with
a whole tub of beer and theChristmas beer. Don't you guys have the
Christmas beer. No, I wasn'tallowed to have the do that Christmas beer
was a fire dude. I wason the Slippery Santa or Santa fe Sta
stumbling. He stumbled in my lap, pulled off Santa. So that's when
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my signature drinks so Stumbling Santa isBourbon ginger beer with a little bit of
the apple juice in it. Dude, it was. It was the first
one is rough after you had afew. Yeah, we were pounding those
you hays had a few, hada few. We had a few.
Stumbled, I'm telling you, Meand some summer me and Santa was stumbling.
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Yeah, well Santa also comes.Yes, oh yes, Santa was
there, Santa a little bit.Sant. Santa was there. I mean
that party, everybody gets after it, and there was a lot of people.
This ship's right. I roasted himbecause I told him that he never
came up my fire fire escaping queens, you get me on the presence he
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said he doesn't do fires games.You know how this night started in barrel?
I know you guys hear this nightstart. You guys had you had
a cooking demo? Yeah, okay, we did the class. That was
Yeah, that was fun. Sowe all meet at Smitty's house and we're
doing a little pregaming, right,you know, getting the wheels green Smitty
about fifteen minutes for me. Yeah, well the GPS at eleven, but
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our uber driver decided to go athirty minute route, right, So we
got drinks in our hands. We'regetting, you know, and fills all
over me. Order Uber XL.Don't be sticking to your regular ubers.
The cheap you know, that's whereI stick to it. But but he
didn't do black. He went ina caravan, came it has kid of
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seats in the back, Smitty wascurled up with a baby seat, and
we all got full drinks. Right, we're all full, ready to go.
We're going to barrels. It's elevenminutes. Smithie's in the back's like,
yo, where is he taking it? I was like, I don't
know. We're going sixty maybe sixtyfive. We hit this speed bump out
of nowhere. Yea. We wentdrink sweat over the Uber and I'm just
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you know, we all just gotto look at each other and I'm like,
well the uber is on my dime. Homeboy's gonna claim, oh somebody
flew up here, and I'm justlike, oh, he hit that speed
bump at like sixty miles. Anwas like, look, everything's good.
We'll give you a five star.Everything gave him. That gave that man
talk. Dude. We came inhot. You guys came in hot,
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but I think everybody was hot.At that and everybody came in on fire.
And this year I was able toget after a little more because I
had done more preparing before. Solike, I got a napping before,
so like I was not soft,and I got a nap in when's the
last time he took a nap?I take naps every day. Took a
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nap that day. I actually beforeI went out, so barrel was barrel
was stumbled around all over the place. Oh, I was buckled barrels stumbling.
Dude, That's my job is toget Actually, it's my Christmas party
and I do in my backyard.That's my job is to get after it.
So but I love how I lovehow you guys are in the backyard.
You guys get the first Jason BakerGreen Mountain comes and I go all
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your barbecue dereliction in the backyard,and I see him like look around the
window, and as he look looksthrough the window, there's Phil Just Baker
looks at me and he goes,oh Lord. And then and then Josh
Day shows up from Barbecue Island andhis lovely wife is there and she is
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the sweetest, nicest, most civilizedperson. Just is so sweet that I'm
like, Josh, you're thrown herinto the lions then out there like just
just is my buddy because she helpedme? Are she helped me out in
World Foods? And I said thatbecause that's not when me and Jess cook,
right, Josh is white. Soshe helped me out. And then
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my bromance got broken up because Smittycaught feelings that I said that Jess helped
me out in World Foods, butmeanwhile he brought all my equipment out there,
and that Smithy smitny nose. DoI get my flowers for bringing your
crap everywhere? No, you'll thinkeverybody else but telling the show the driver.
The Christmas party was a rowdy one. Uh. I love how as
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you guys were getting ready to leaveat the end of the night, you
guys are getting ready to leave.I was stealing cooking. Why did we
even leave? Okay, sorry,go ahead? Was things. I don't
know why you guys left. Youguys we left. We was going.
We was going to a club.You guys were all gonna go to talks
me into going to a club.Yes, you guys, we're all going
to a club. I don't knowwhat's going on. I look and I'm
like, there's bags up to takecookies. And Phil is not just taking
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like five or six cookies. Philis stocking up like he is a squirrel
going to the hibernation. He wastold he was on a mission. He
was told. I was told rightTod was locking up on cookies. I
was like, holy heck, hewas doing that. But I do have
to give Kyle his flowers. Aswe say, the canolis were amazing.
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Everybody loved him to the point wheremy buddy Fat had who uses your guys
as stuff? His wife was likeI didn't get enough of him last year.
People scarfed him like she like madeit a mission to also take him
home. I need to get togo home. And I loved it.
I love that. So yeah,the party was a success, uh you
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know. And honestly, cleanup wasn'tas bad this year as it was previous
years. I didn't wake up Sundaymorning and be like, oh God,
what has happened. I mean,there was a couple of small incidents.
I think somebody may have tried todrop red wine off my ceiling. I
don't know there was a red winespill that I was like, no,
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there was red wine spider on theceiling, the walls, the floor,
the baseboard. I think somebody fell, yeah, I mean it was like
one of these things like I'm lookingat it and I'm going and like my
ceilings in my front room or twelvefeet, I'm like somebody somebody, but
somebody stuff on the ceiling, thebase boards. I was like, what
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happened? Were you guys there whenthe guy passed out in my bed?
Oh? Did you hear about this? Okay, So my buddy Mark chists.
We weren't even allowed to have aspare bedroom. You guys were not
allowed to. So the my buddyMark, who he goes hard in the
paint. He wanted to go usethe bathroom my master bedroom, and I
guess didn't make it out and passedout of my bed. But no one
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knew where Mark was. So likehis fiances looking at She's like, you
guys see Mark, Mark, andMark was passed out in my bed.
They wake Mark up to try toget him to leave. He won't leave.
He thinks that I have a backdoor out of my bathroom. So
he goes into my walk in showerand he's trying to walk out the shower
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to it. There's no exterior doors. Hour he finally gets back out,
so we have that incident. Wedid have someone get sick in the guest
bathroom sink. Towards the end ofthe night. We did have some other
girl her heel broke on her shoeand she was too inebrad to realize it.
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So she was just peg legging likearound the house. I mean a
couple of things. She was like, looking what happened? But the Christmas
party was good. I mean,everybody had a blast, So we survived
that. I had. Yeah,I was gonna say I had nothing to
do the next day other and cleanmy house and get my life back together.
But I won't lie to you.I still I was hurt. I
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was not feeling good. See here'swhere my time has lapsed. That I
don't know what's gonna go. Whathappened. I end up at some bar
with Phil. It's just him andI and I am downtowntown. You went
from my house in North Scotts Hillto downtown because it was going home.
Bro, that's forty five minutes.It's on our way home, and it's
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on our way home. I wasthe only Caucasian guy in the building ever
like ever and filled like talks DAPseverybody up and then like we got this
like back way in and we openedthis big old spot. I just remember
going in there, blah blah blah, and I was saying something to Phil
and then time has lapsed, right, it's gone. Then I wake up.
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It's I don't know, it's likesix thirty seven o'clock. The next
day on Sunday, I got myclothes on, my boots are on,
like I'm just sitting there like damn, laying next said to uber clown.
And I was like, yo,like I was supposed to I'm supposed to
cook four briskets and three pork butts, like I was supposed to do that
over night. Oh no, yeah, So I kind of like, you
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know, like I don't know ifyou anybody okay had that anxiety. But
I'm just kind of like looking likewhere am I. I'm like, okay,
I'm in my room. We're good. Wake up. I walk into
the kitchen. Lights are on,refrigerator doors open, there's rub all over
the countertop. You tried to shrippedrub bottles fell over on the floor.
My dog's looking at me, andI'm like okay. So I look outside
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the smokers at two point fifty,just pegged doors are closed. I check
everything was on there. Bro,Everything was beautiful. So you did all
that. Yeah, it's great.So then I wrapped everything and I'm like,
yo, this is good. Iwrapped everything, and I was still
tired. Man. I was like, I have I couldn't tell you the
last time, Beryl Phil. ThenI took a nap. You passed out.
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I went right back to bed.Bro woke up at one o'clock,
checked the food. Food's done,pull it off, let it. It
was a beautiful Sunday. Watched myCowboys wino. It was good. It
was well, that's good. I'mglad that you just good mine. I
mean, it's like I had toget as much as I wanted to be
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lazy all day, I have toget some of the stuff down right away,
like the snow machine on the outsideand the trusting on the outside,
and the red carpet before my hoa comes after me. They go,
it will be like one night tobe a disaster. So they got and
then also, I mean, thankgoodness, everybody took ubers this year.
But I didn't hear that when peoplewere leaving. Somebody said it looked like
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a concert. That was just stackcars, stack of uber down the street.
That's like, because I had gotan Uber black, I was gonna
say, I don't know we Yeah, I ordered it. I ordered that
one because we were all squished ina mini van if you ordered it.
And then we dropped Smithy off.I was trying to get everybody to go
old town, but Molly said,oh no, we're not. Molly was
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like, oh no, Smithy waslike yeah. She was like, just
be quiet back there going home.So yeah, that was that was the
party. So it's good to seeeverybody. So all right, this being
our last episode of the year,I think we should maybe look back on
twenty twenty three and share some ofour favorite memories. Yes, I'll start
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with one of my favorite episodes byfar. I have three categories, bro
let's do look a good one,a motivated a funny one. I'll start
with my favorite favorite, most laughs. Best moment was when your dad Pops
came in and he shared the storiesof what it was like going to Memphis
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in May with Phil and then thestory about picking up the Green Mountain from
the random sketch place where the guypulls the gun. I'm telling you,
your dad telling that story probably thefunniest story. Did that secret handshake?
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I mean, your dad, yourdad pops on here was unbelievable. So
that's gonna be my favorite where Iwas just like, oh my gosh,
okay, so all right, coywois your favorite? My favorite? Man,
Damn. I don't know. Therewas a lot of them, like
we did the we did the livepodcast at Dom's Place. That was great.
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That was a good time. Thebarflies, disgusting acts and the stuff
that I guess we can get intothat later down the road. I don't
know the you know, the thethe interviews we had Cosmos that was real.
Motivation was really good. You know, not a lot of people,
I don't know if they listened toit. But the Larry White's Larry White
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from uh, I mean selling itand he was passion Jalen hurts how much
I hate that guy and him begginghim for a free for a free meal
at his restaurant, like come on, man, And then you know,
just the the good ones was likeBarbecue us A Like I enjoyed that podcast,
and then uh, the I thinkthe funniest one too, was when
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Phil passed out on the airplane.Yo, gosh about return they were about
to turn Yo. Listen that thatr idea That was pretty that Yo.
That was Eminem's mom who got melike that. Eminem's mom gave me a
little uh, she gave me gether on and talk about So that was
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that was good. Uh. Theother one was good too. It's kind
of on me though, is whichis you know, I don't have a
lot of these like massive drinking storiesthese days, like, but I'll pick,
well, there's that your Denver onewas pretty yes, pretty rough,
But I'll pick, you know,I'll pick and choose days where I'm just
like, all right, yeah,tonight's the night I'm getting after it.
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The one where I had to callpeople in the hotel. Yes, yes,
yes, that was right, dude. I only get like that one.
Phil's around like so like favorite after. I also have to say one
of my other favorite moments over thepast year has been when Kyle tells his
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side of the story and then Philtells his side of the story on your
Guys's journeys when you travel together,there's some truth in between the two of
them. How he calls you likehe's like Kyle's like doesn't stop, there's
no bathroom breaks, it just goesHe's and then how Phil never drives.
I mean, those are all thoseepisodes are always my favorite. Okay,
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yeah, I know so, Imean again, if you've missed any of
them, go back over the nextcouple weeks and listen to him and like
the real one. I think theone that like kept it real, that
was like real life. Like peoplemight think this is all you know,
funn and game, which it is, it's all funny games. But like
a lot of these, a lotof our listeners get to hear like our
life, you know what I mean, like what we're really good, talk
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about our our weekends and like ifthere's a fly on the wall looking in
and stuff, and like when Philhas to break down about the whole restaurant,
Phil Whole Restaurants and like we heardall the struggles and yes, you
know, and that was real.That was our most episode. This is
real life stuff. Man, boy, listening to real life. This is
real, yo. And how ColinBig Blue? Come on, let's let's
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huh, let's make that facts.Okay, was there a Big Blue that
Kyle was involved? Yes? No, no, yes, yes, how
yes, explain that we need toget We're not going there, but we
need to get on. I don'teven know you get to know. I
don't even know who Big Blue is. You know, the only person who
knows Big Blue is my brother thatmet Big Blue. You all called her
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big Kid. Then you guys gotmy brother. That's another podcast. My
brother got her, got lost inwherever the Lynchburg, Tennessee gone. Where
he was? He's like, hewas My brothers into a contact. Laysburg
has him, and then I geta random Instagram message like hey, what's
up? It's okay, No waitwait for you. Nope, nope,
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nope, nope, that's not howthe story way. He gets a random
d M thinking that she's thinking thatshe's talking to the brother, the brother,
but he intervenes as the brother,and that's where Big Blue got swapped
out Big Blue. And then nextthing you know, the springs in the
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trailer was busted. He was verycold. I was about to go in
the trailer with Smitty and then butwhat then all of a sudden it got
warm. There's thirty degrees, bro, And then what happened? And then
all of a sudden it got warmand then then the springs broke. But
it was you gave me, Igave you too many. I was a
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good one. The Kyle's story aboutwhen the springs broke and you were in
where the cluster was camp Verdi,camp Verdi. That whole story was a
classic. Uh, dude, wehave a lot of stories, we do.
We have a lot of great stories. Another one of my favorite episodes
would have to be when we talkedabout what happened at the American Royal and
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we had Smitty in here and wetalked about it and how we said things
that, let's be real, maybesome of the people may not have wanted
to say, but other podcasts listened. Our friends that what's his name,
Greg Rempy, he heard it andit was great to devolve relationship with him
and you know, like, hey, he's a good dude, and he
listened, I'd love it, andhow he shared some of our same views
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and it was great. And alsoI find it very fascinating how that still
really has not been resolved. Cansomeone just explain we can this rabbit hole
is. I just don't know howthat can't there's no solution for this rabbit
hole is closed. I do findthat kind of fascinating. Also another episode,
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how are you going to leave?How are you going to leave your
own? Like if? All right? So say we were at your party
and then the cops came and thenyou just left. You know, he
was like your party, but like, wait, you know, I've got
a great story about that. Butthat's that's for another that's next about about
but yeah, I think it's verytrue, Like, I mean whatever.
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YEA. Also got to give youguys your credit when you guys were on
with Michael Simon. That was agreat episode. What about what about the
homeless dude that took the hot brisketout the smoker? Oh yeah at your
place? Yeah, where was wetalking about? Oh dude, it's funny
that you bring that up. Classright. I knew a lot of the
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people that were taking it, butthere were some other people that, you
know, just sign up through thebutcher shop. And this one person comes
up to me and starts asking me. He's like, so, what's the
deal with the guy stealing the brisket? I'm looking at him like what He's
like, Yeah, remember you posteda video that got instagram got taken down
from Phil's restaurant, and I waslike, oh, now the whole class
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is intrigued. They're like, sowhat happened? I was like, well,
they're literally some guy went to theback of his restaurant, grabbed a
brisket, threw his coat, andbounced. They came back in and asked
for all water cut exactly exactly.I forgot about that. Come back around.
You don't get this restaurant. ButI mean, hey, you gotta
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admire his courage. And we wereall laughing, and it was like,
you know what those people were like, how did you grab it? Like
yo, I'm telling you, hehad no gloves on, he just grabbed.
When you out in the elements,you you gain like your own causes.
I mean, was callous. Ithink those are some of our obviously
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our favorite episodes. We've had somegood we had a good time to year.
You know, don't forget that yourboy broke my knee. I didn't.
Oh yeah, yeah, he brokemy knee. Was that this year?
Last year? That was? Thatwas? That was last year?
He tried to break your leg?Broke your leg? That was season two,
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bro season two. You know,I mean we've had We've had a
lot of good ones over the overthis past year. I think next year
there's some things that are gonna beinteresting. I mean, we're gonna have
Kyle opening his restaurant possibly, yeah, and we're gonna we're gonna have two
guests a month. And okay,hold on, ladies and gentlemen in radio
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land. If you ever get tiredof us talking just us three, it's
because Phil didn't come through and havea guest. All okay, speaking,
but hold on, but hold on. We don't want to be the traditional
podcast every body else, you know, interviews the same old people that go
on this podcast tour and get peoplefrom. We want randoms like we had
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Barfly on that was good. I'mgoing to get the guy who stowed the
brisket out. I got questions forspeaking. Speaking of interviews that we had,
let's take a little pause on this, remembering last year, and let's
talk about what happened this past weekendwhen Kyle was fan girling over one of
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our guests. What's his name thispast week the musician? Yes, yes,
yes, yeah, musicians, yes, the concert what's his name?
Oh dude, yeah, oh stretch, Stretch. Let me tell you about
because T Kyle T he's he's atrue he's control that bro. Let's set
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the state, let's set the stage. Here his name, what's his name
again? Okay, Stretch, Stretchhe was he's been on our podcast.
Yes, he even talked about hewas starting a band and he had some
songs that he was coming out withand stuff like that, and we were
just like, okay, you know, blah blah blah. And then we
got to hear some of his music. It was real life. So I
get a text message slash, Uhwhat do you call it? Dm?
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DM says, Hey, I'll bein town in Phoenix on this date.
Would you be cool to bring somefood over? It'd be cool to see
you. Blah blah blah blah blah. And I was like, yeah,
see, and he's coming to town. He's the opening act. Oh yeah,
he's the opening act for h BuckCherry and uh, what's that other?
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Not Buck Cherry, yeah, butCherry Headliner. Yo. That's crazy
Buck Cherry. And there's somebody elsethat's real big I don't know. But
the other one I have no ideawho any of these people. I know?
Buck Cherry they got one song crazyanyways, Yeah, Crazy, that's
the one I know, like Beyonce, like Beyonce crazy the So I hit
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up Stretch. I'm like, yo, okay, I got some food blah
blah blah. And he's like,yeah, meet me down here. So
I show up over there. Hetakes me in. I've never been to
the Van Beering before that plays sobols Ye venue is so cool. So
we get in. He gives methis little all access wristband. So we
go out to the back. Yeah. Yeah. So we go to the
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back and they had this green room. It's like a library library and a
big kitchen area and they got beerson tap. So we're just hanging out.
It's just him and I and Igive him some you know, I
got the food there and everything.We're just hanging out. No, And
so then the band members of hispart but of his band start coming in.
Oh and they smell the food.They like, oh what have we
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got? Man? So me andStretch are talking and everything, and I
was like, so do you guyslike all hang out? Like how does
this? You know? Because Idon't know how all this works. So
he's breaking it all down for me. Like him and the other bands,
they all don't really hang out becauseone person goes on he's got to get
his stuff off stage in the vanand he's got an audio the next town.
And then the next band comes on. So there's all these people start
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walking into the green room and he'slike, Yo, that's uh that's the
drummer for you know, skid Row. I was like, oh okay,
and then oh, hey, that'sthe guitar player for Butcher. Oh that's
Butcher. That's the lead singer ofButcher. That's this skid Row. And
I'm like, oh, okay,I don't know anybody. I don't know
any Stretch bro free food there,it's it's free food, free food,
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back stage brings anything out. Yeah. So now all these dudes are all
all three bands are now hanging outin the screen room together. They're all
hanging out. They won't drink beersbecause it makes you burp or whatever on
stage, so they all drink whiskey. That's it, whiskey, and I'm
the only one bound of beers.Now you've got three lines lining up outside
for meet and greets for skid Rowstretches band Stretch has a meet and greet.
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Yes, dude, must be hardto find people. Yes, Wait,
stretch at a meet. Yes therewas a line, yes, well
but six people it's a line.So I'm sitting there and like these people
come walking in and there's all thesegirls and a couple of dudes. They
all got posters and T shirts andmarkers out, and I'm just looking.
I'm like what so all these peopleare like looking at me and I got
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you, big old year behind barbecueshirt. I'm just chilling, like,
I don't know. I've never seenthat many fifty year old plus people wearing
leather and makeup in my life withlong leather. Leather is coming back.
I don't know, bro Yo,because a lot of people are putting his
leather on right now. Oh dude, it was crazy, but it was
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cool. It was you know,stretched it his thing on stage. It
was pretty. It was pretty funny. Well, yeah, it was cool.
It was good, dude, Ilove it. Don't you have a
new song? Should you have yournew song? That's actually in twenty twenty
four, We're gonna You're gonna bejust like Big Swede. Yeah, Big
Swede was at the Classic instead ofbawling trolling, I have a problem with
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I want to be a river shotgone. I'll couple with some lyrics.
No, he's just gonna stop.No, it's not it's never going to
stop. No, he's not gonnastop. I'm hoping that he gets like
a girlfriend. No control, bro, I stay trolling people. Anyways,
that's enough of that. So gladto see you hung out with Stretch.
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That's another story. All right.So I think we've had a good run
this year, but I mean lookingat it next year your restaurant, Yeah,
is it actually going to hope?Yes, it will, Yo.
We're gonna have some guess, yes, we need something, but we'll get
some guests. We'll get some guests. But the biggest thing is coming in
twenty twenty four is the opening ofBirds and Bones. That's gonna be sad.
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Man, that's sad to be sad. But no, it's just scary.
I shouldn't say sad. It's gonnabe sick. So it's gonna open
in twenty twenty four. Yes,Now here's the main question. This question
I got a lot from people.Please will there be brisking? Yo?
Say no comments comment. I'm justI'm just gonna be realizing if there's not
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brisket on the menu. I knowof a few people that will be picketing.
Let him picket the outside selling brisket. Yeah, I'm gonna hey,
you know what, you're not openand place across street? You don't everybody
you know, we'll call it brisket, real barbecue, and we'll serve brisket.
We won't just serve. We won'tjust serve chicken wings. And yeah,
well we'll call it. We'll callit heeppers and birds heeppers and birds
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gonna slap well good, I'm lookingforward to it. Finally opening. Are
you going to have a big grandopening party? Massive? Yes? When
is this happening? I don't know. How can people playing to beat something
he ain't doing. I'm not givingyou like, dude, you got it.
You have to barrel? Yo.Do you even conser seasons over?
(29:51):
Do you even have a actual cope'sto start back in February? Body?
And then there's the open you can'tdo the same week as Phoenix open.
Yo. Do you even have asocial media? Uh? Like, where
is your social media page for yourrestaurant? It's your behind barbecue Facebook?
No, you're behind barbecue. Youneed you need your own ig for this.
You need to get But also here'sthe thing, you need to set
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a date. You need to havea date of pay it's coming. Pause
pause, bro, Bro, youneed to set a date of when this
place is going to open. Youknow, what's the name of this barbecue
restaurant? Behind barbecue, name ofthe barbecue or behind barbecue and barbecue,
birds and bones. But it's offthat's what everybody knows, your behind barbecue.
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So it's your behind barbecue. Okay, so you mean you're behind barbecue.
But when you have this grand openingparty, you need to set a
date so people can make plans tobe there. You need to advertise it.
You need to get the word out. You can't just be like,
hey, show up and because nooffense, your restaurant's not next door.
I gotta get a hotel. Imight need to get a shopper, get
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it down. There ain't no one'sfill what no, no one's no one's
getting a hotel. I'm getting ahotel because I'm gonna drink. You know
what my uber would be from backand forth unless we can get a helicopter.
They don't have uopers out there,by the way. That's my point,
and hose he's gonna look at meand be like Why are you making
me go out here? But mypoint though is is there will be plenty
of advance and I could take achopper. Yeah, no, you know
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what we can. You know we'regonna pay Jimmy Smith. Jimmy's that's a
loot. And Boody's son, Jimmygot his license so we could pay him
and then we could sit in thebackseat and then go out to Birge and
gonna have to get a van.I'm just saying, that's give me.
One of the big exciting things comingin next year is Kyle's Restaurant is going
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to open. Now, whether ornot it opens, I mean it's got
twelve months again open. Yeah,we're were is no rush, trust me,
you've been on that plan for twoyears now. Zero rush. I
mean there's no rush. Hey,don't worry about getting that menu right either.
Yeah, Driver, Little Jimmy ismy designated drive. Jimmy jam My
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designated driver. Time out, Jimmyjam Community driver. Talking about me.
That's what we get, some brisket. We have to bring you home,
your home, bring your brisket,baby, Why this is what I want
to know? Done? Talking aboutme? Okay, plans for the podcast
plans. Oh, I gave youmy what do we got? I got?
What do we got? I gottwo guests every month? Baby?
(32:29):
Because I am in January. Whatdo you call that the talent I'm the
talent talent manager. Okay, talentmanager starting in January. You're going to
have this? Yeah, yep.What's our first date in jail? Our
first date January be probably January fourth, first Wednesdays. Yo, everybody get
at me. Who wants to beon the podcast? Good luck? Because
(32:50):
still won't answer it. Do notreach out to Field because he will.
Don't reach out to me because Iain't doing it. I'm the new talent
manager job. I'm looking for talent. That's what That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna post. I'm gonna say, hey, I'm looking for talent.
No, because we know what kindof talent you would. We don't
need that. How you became achef with only a thumb with one thumb?
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With one thumb, I have twothumbs. No, there's people we
can't do. Stop stop stop chefwith what thumb? Shouldn't bro How do
you know? I'm gonna stress itone more. I'm gonna preach it.
No, you know what we shoulddo. We should ask audience if we
should have video or not. Ithink yeah, we should have video.
(33:38):
I think there's definitely we should Ido say it's it's gonna I'm a little
hesitant to do video because I knowhow much post editing goes into audio.
I know that there has been entirepodcast where I've cut out blocks. Yeah
last week week y'all got short.Yeah, I'm gonna send y' all the
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uncut version. No I haven't,it's hidden. Uh. And there's video
that's gonna take more work, sowe can definitely do it. I just
think that's something we're going to allneed to take a step up and commitment.
And I'm looking at one person particularwhile I'm saying yeah, yeah,
yeah, you know all right,So if we do video, If we
do video, what do you youtell? Uh, like young ladies to
(34:23):
go to the school to get etiquette. I gotta go to etiquette school.
Yes, I gotta go to etiquetteschool. I don't even know what that
is. I'll tell education. Whyare we sending ladies to There's no ladies
on this podcast where they I needto go to etiquette school. If you're
gonna do video. I'm not comfortableany I just be great. I think
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it'd be great. No, itwould be great. You gotta learn how
you gotta learn how to walk andtalk all over again if we do video.
I think walking and talking for I'mlooking at Barl. Learn to walk
and talk again because there's a videocamera here. No problem. So one
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thing I do have a question.So when you open, oh boy,
birds and bones, are you gonnahow are you gonna do it? What
do you mean? How are yougonna do the podcast? I'll be able
to do it on Tuesdays. Soyou're gonna drive from Florence up to here.
Yeah, so you know that meansPhil, because I'm doing it for
the post. You know what thatmeans Phil. I'll be beating him every
now, you know, he'll bebringing up lunch every Tuesday. Yeah.
Wow, maybe I want brisket sandwich. Yeah, I'll take I'll take a
(35:31):
brisket plate. Take a brisket plate. Cowbo comombo. Are you gonna have
combos on your menu? Yeah?Have a menu, barrel. How are
you gonna ask you what he hason this medu? He got no dad
ball? I mean I just Ijust hope maybe he would get a menu.
That was the one thing I didn'tsee. Yeah, I've seen pictures,
(35:52):
I've seen trophies. I've seen niceclean appliances that I wanted dirty up.
But I did not see a menu. Hang it, I just I
just want when when were you there? Like three weeks ago? Three weeks
ago? There's the menu up?Now about three months ago you were there?
Will there be brisket on the menu? Yeah? You heard it here
(36:14):
first we finally got there. Yo. Do we have employees? Yes?
Because other than family. Yeah,yes, you hired people, uh kind
of Yeah, he hasn't hired.I haven't. I haven't this place.
I haven't even seen anything come inon my indeed, Like you know,
so I could fill out a halfcase. I'm gonna tell you, I'm
(36:34):
gonna call it right now. Thisplace han't opened by Saint Patrick's day.
When is March? Okay, itain't gonna be open then it won't be
yo? You all right? Sowhat's your job? He doesn't have a
menu? Can we talk about something? I'm good. Are you going to
be the cashier or or like areyou going to be are you going to
be the back? Are you gonnabe the bear in the back, cooking,
(36:55):
screaming. Order cooked, your chefcooking, you're cooking. I'm not
a more people call you, yes, chef. No, they will not
if he's going to be the newbed if you had, if you had
employees, I would tell them tocall you chef. But you don't have
employees yet, so you don't haveemployees. Well, we're not We're not
chefs, bro, we're not chefs. Okay, do you have Well he
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proved it to me and Smitty lastweek because you know my whole little oh,
we didn't even talk about my littlewater Clanton. I did not get
to the three days. I onlygot sixty hours and before I yeah,
two and a half days, right, So I did that and then I
went vegan, right, but youwere eating cookies on Saturday. You were
(37:39):
far from vegan then yeh. Lookno, okay, and that's how you
ate a roast beef sandwich. Butno, I didn't need But I did
fail. You know why I failedbecause you had cookies and drink beer after
After that night, I went towaffle house and I ate two strips of
bacon. Yeah, yeah, felloff the wagon? Was no you wasn't
(38:01):
there you you took off. Iwas like, I went, I went
next door and came back. Iwas like, what's Kyle? And I
was like Kyle, He's like,I'm already in the uber headed back to
watch Man. So has a Barrel'spart. I'm done with that. Things
get weird, man. I shouldhave brought my classes, yo, but
no, you shouldn't. I justwant to know what happened. Like,
(38:22):
let's let's exactly, yo. Ido remember me and Smithy were sitting by
the fire and you kept harassing us. We was on our best behavior,
trying to blend in with the crowd, and then you kept saying, yo,
I can't believe you too. Y'alljust gonna sit there. We had
(38:42):
a party, You got a party, and then that's what stirred the whole
pot. Then we stole the Christmasmusic speaker. Forgot about that. It's
good. I don't know if Icould say this, but I think I
could say it, but it'll beedited if I don't say it right.
But there was a part. Therewas a part, right, so Barrow,
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we stole your speaker and we hijackedit and we was playing hip hop
music. Do your speaker, andthen we was jamming and then all of
a sudden, the red light comeson the speaker and it died. So
I won't got you a charger.Okay, but before you came to help
us out, we had to comeup with our own ideas, right,
So I said Kyle. I said, Kyle, go in, I said
(39:30):
Cole. I said, Kyle,go in the house, and I'm sure
Barrol has these in every room.Go in the house. Swap it out
and bring other speaker out. Andthen Kyle says, no, you do
it. I don't work for you. But but I was like, I'm
the only black guy here. I'mnot going to room around this man's house
and look like a fool. Andthen Smitty says, bro, why you
(39:53):
always got gold with the black stuff? You're not the only black guy here.
I said, find me one.He say, okay, maybe you
are doing yo. That was hilarious, Yoe, cause Fitty was so real
that he looked around. He said, okay, maybe maybe right O.
God, that's true. It's true. I mean, it was, it
(40:17):
was. It was. But itwas a nice group, bro, It
was a nice group. Everybody.I spoke to everybody there. You were
making your rounds and having fun.Man, I told I spoke to Santa.
I spoke to Hammer me and Hammer, you do not have the biggest
hands of the giant, isn't he? And we we got plans for next
party because if you told me thatwas security, I said, Hammer,
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I was told not to act upbecause you're gonna throw me out. But
here was my plan. He waslike, oh, you should have went
with your plan. I was,he is he's a giant, isn't he?
Yes, I mean he may bethe largest human I can say,
I know easily can reach. Theguys are monster of a human. He's
a he's a monster. I mean, there was there was a locking on.
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It's a lot. And then Idon't want to talk bad about anybody,
but there was that young lady.She had a cat. That's my
buddy's wife. We never know,I know, but I was she was
very she was dancing around. Ohshe's a sweetheart. Yeah, she was
dancing around doing tiktoks. I waslike, oh shoot. I was like
Nickle Cole Manicotti, she's a sweeteartCole Manicotta. Everybody was there. I
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mean, I mean, here's thebest deal. Jared was there, then
ask her Champion was there? Yeah, just getting after, which is always
good to see him. See here'sthe best part, bro. There was
an older lady walking around my neighborand you know, she looked like she
was having a good time. Andwe were like, hey, are you
single? She's like yeah. Iwas like, hold on, please,
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I remember this. You try toset her up a time. My dad,
I remember cave her the phone.I was like, hey, here
you go, I remember this.And Phil's to the becker. Hey my
he got a brand new hip.Be good. By the way, were
you guys there when my other neighborsshowed up? Christopher? Oh was the
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yes, the bond, the oldergentleman with white hair that had no idea
where he was at. Who comewalk? So you have to white the
neighbors, right, Yeah. SoChristopher and Machine are my neighbors to the
east of me, and they're agay couple. They're awesome. Love those
two dudes. They're great. Machinedidn't come over, his partner, Christopher
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came over. Well. Christopher likeshis wine. Well. Earlier in the
evening, like five o'clock, Isee on my cameras, Christopher's like walking
around my front yard. What thehell is he doing? Because all the
motion textors are going on. What'she doing? Open? I'm like,
Christopher, what are you doing?He's like, oh, hi, Hi,
(42:54):
what's the deal with the party?I'm like, well, you got
the invita invite? He doesn't starttill seven. He's like, okay,
squad might come back over. Isaid, okay, cool. He comes
in the door. That dude didnot know where he was at. He
was so hammered. He walks intothe door. Keep on. He leaves
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the front door of the house open. Yes, I didn't see this.
He comes walking in the front doorof the house. Did you notice the
one cookie tray that was completely tippedover? Yes, I guess he walked
over and just went and like launchedcookies across the room, has no recollection
of it. Goes to the backyardand just starts drinking. Well, the
bartender cut him off because you cando that at a backyard party. I
(43:38):
told her if what I told heris if somebody was to the point where
they were going to be like Imean, I was, I was borderline.
Yeah. I was like, Iwas like, if somebody is going
to be so drunk that they're goingto like give themselves the pass out.
Don't do that. So he getscut off. Bro, if I ever
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get cut off at a backyard party, that's when you know we have a
problem. I'm all really getting bad. So No, this is where it
gets weird. I see him laterand he's got a wine bottle in his
he went home and no, hehad his partner throw him a bottle of
wine. I'm just drinking walking aroundthe backyard. Just didn't even know what
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planet he was on. I'm like, So then it gets the end of
the night, everybody's kind of windingdown. Y'all had left, We kind
of moved the party inside were he'skind of sitting around the kitchen island of
mine. We're just hanging out sketchesand somebody goes, somebody goes was in
the backyard. He's just out thereby himself, drinking wine, just walking
(44:45):
in circles. But now he's finishedthat bottle of wine. He's went behind
the bar and got another bottle ofwine and he's just making laps. But
he's going around the fire pit andI'm like, oh God, all hot
though. Solo. Yeah, I'mlike if he falls into that solo,
sover like third degree burns now.We're trying to get Crystal inside the house.
(45:08):
So we got the back door open. We're trying to like it was
like really, we're like corralling likesomebody, like We're like, come on,
come on, so we can gethim inside the house. He looks
around, doesn't say anything. Hejust walks right off the front door and
he's just done. But he doesn'tgo home. I guess, oh wow,
(45:30):
I guess from here from one ofthe other neighbors. He went the
wrong way to his house. Keepon heads right next door. He walked
to the end of the cul desack and was just sitting in the cul
de sack, like on the groundon the sidewalk. Yes, yeah,
I'm the hammer. He lives ina dark, dark, dark area.
Yeah, we don't believe the streetlights. There's no that's what I'm saying.
There's no street lights. I dowalking around there by the way.
(45:50):
Also, I was really happy wekept the street or we kept the gate
closed and no Heavelina's got in.Her coyotes got in. Yeah, we
gotta be careful of that. Soit was a good one. Party was
great. H I know, builderField's got to jump on a call here,
got to wrap this up. Bigthings coming to twenty twenty four.
Yes, yeah, looking forward toAVN. Like comment like you need comments,
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That's all the way we could getthis going. Well, I mean
we do. And also bro,we only got nineteen comments. People need
to start downloading, like I wantto get all of these artists lined up
next to just make sure this ison record, makes and make sure they
fit the brand YO, Like,don't you know we don't need the guy
on the couch of house face killercannot get ghost face killer. Don't know
(46:37):
who that is or x murder fromYo text murders from Detroit. Those house
shoes that he knows about? Barbecuehouse shoes? What kind of househ is
he a barbecue guy? Barbecue podcast? I'm sure he barbecues in his backyard.
Oh stop speaking of one? Speakingof one? What about your boy
the one that you did land?Oh gosh, oh yeah yeah yeah,
(46:58):
bless them dude Blet's that was oneof my favorite episodes. He was awesome
and I love how he put Philin his place, like speaking my break
but and his backhanded in the place. I like that guy is Kevin,
But people could do that Kevin.But but it's laying the laying that backhand
to him. So it was good. We got big things coming to twenty
twenty four, including the opening ofYou're Behind Barbecues, Birds and Bones,
(47:22):
Urgent Bones, Baby, Let's hope, Let's hope. By. I don't
know May or June. There's amenu, I say, I say By,
I say by Valentine's Day. Nochance. If it's not opened by
Valentine's Day, we should just gogas that spot. It's not gonna go
balance Valentine's Day people. Six weeks. I'm coming. I'm coming up there.
(47:45):
I'm coming up there to Florence.It won't be opening some of the
pop up Florence. There's no wayit's open in six weeks. He doesn't
have a venue. He hasn't eventrained his employees yet, he doesn't even
have employees. Oh, barrel boy, Yo, I haven't seen it on
indeed, did you? Oh?No, there's nothing because he doesn't have
anything. So you've been have thewebsite? Comment? Is the website?
(48:06):
No comment? Buddy. He justthinks people are gonna he thinks he's feel
the dreams. He were just gonnashow that you gotta open the door.
People didn't go walk right up.Come you build it, they will come,
they will that's what he thinks.I think it is Florence where well,
there's a much out there, sowe wish you nothing but the best.
I hope that it does open soonerthan maybe twenty twenty five. Uh.
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Hey, we're going into season threeof the podcast. Yeah, we've
made it. We've done well.Uh, thank you to everybody, everybody
having himself inscribe Baby. Yes,Happy holidays and a merry New Year.
Everybody'd be good themselves. Good seeyou on the other side the fence,
Baby Radio limb
Welcome to the last don't drop thetongs of twenty twenty three. We'll be
taking the next couple of weeks offgetting ready for the holidays, that type
of stuff. And I think weall need to take a little bit of
time off after this past weekend.This past weekend, we all got together.
Yes, by the way, we'llstarted the introductions on barrel Boy.
(00:22):
We got Kyle from her behind Barbecue. We got Phil the grill, Phil
Johnson over to my right, Philip. Now, everybody got together this past
weekend because if you listened to lastweek's episode, it was my annual Christmas
party, Cookies and booze, andPhil came, Kyle came, Smitty from
our boy Loot, and Boody Barbecuecame with his wife. I mean we
(00:47):
got, yes, we got afterit. We got after it, and
I think that party we all oldMolly apology because she was like the only
female in the group and we gotwe got scolded us. Well, it
was funny. Is Molly actually MollyA couple of times shot me and look
(01:07):
like, are we like in trouble? I don't care like you guys can
do whatever, but you guys wantedbecause the cookies and booze. Party is
quite the eclectic mix of people.I mean you have everything from I literally
there was the table they called thebarbecue Degenerates, which was you guys.
Then we got you know, othertables. I mean we had we had
some local celebs there, we hadI mean, we had some NASCAR drivers
(01:30):
there. I mean it was justa collection of people. Yeah, and
the one thing that everybody commonly cametogether for was alcohol consumption. Yeah.
And it set the table. Sosoon you come in the front of the
house. You come in front ofmy house, there's some cookies out that
type of stuff. Right, Everythingwas going on in the backyard. You
walk out in the backyard and there'sa bartender with a full bar. I
(01:53):
mean there was no booze. Idid not have Yes, yes, with
a whole tub of beer and theChristmas beer. Don't you guys have the
Christmas beer. No, I wasn'tallowed to have the do that Christmas beer
was a fire dude. I wason the Slippery Santa or Santa fe Sta
stumbling. He stumbled in my lap, pulled off Santa. So that's when
(02:14):
my signature drinks so Stumbling Santa isBourbon ginger beer with a little bit of
the apple juice in it. Dude, it was. It was the first
one is rough after you had afew. Yeah, we were pounding those
you hays had a few, hada few. We had a few.
Stumbled, I'm telling you, Meand some summer me and Santa was stumbling.
(02:38):
Yeah, well Santa also comes.Yes, oh yes, Santa was
there, Santa a little bit.Sant. Santa was there. I mean
that party, everybody gets after it, and there was a lot of people.
This ship's right. I roasted himbecause I told him that he never
came up my fire fire escaping queens, you get me on the presence he
(03:01):
said he doesn't do fires games.You know how this night started in barrel?
I know you guys hear this nightstart. You guys had you had
a cooking demo? Yeah, okay, we did the class. That was
Yeah, that was fun. Sowe all meet at Smitty's house and we're
doing a little pregaming, right,you know, getting the wheels green Smitty
about fifteen minutes for me. Yeah, well the GPS at eleven, but
(03:22):
our uber driver decided to go athirty minute route, right, So we
got drinks in our hands. We'regetting, you know, and fills all
over me. Order Uber XL.Don't be sticking to your regular ubers.
The cheap you know, that's whereI stick to it. But but he
didn't do black. He went ina caravan, came it has kid of
(03:42):
seats in the back, Smitty wascurled up with a baby seat, and
we all got full drinks. Right, we're all full, ready to go.
We're going to barrels. It's elevenminutes. Smithie's in the back's like,
yo, where is he taking it? I was like, I don't
know. We're going sixty maybe sixtyfive. We hit this speed bump out
of nowhere. Yea. We wentdrink sweat over the Uber and I'm just
(04:10):
you know, we all just gotto look at each other and I'm like,
well the uber is on my dime. Homeboy's gonna claim, oh somebody
flew up here, and I'm justlike, oh, he hit that speed
bump at like sixty miles. Anwas like, look, everything's good.
We'll give you a five star.Everything gave him. That gave that man
talk. Dude. We came inhot. You guys came in hot,
(04:34):
but I think everybody was hot.At that and everybody came in on fire.
And this year I was able toget after a little more because I
had done more preparing before. Solike, I got a napping before,
so like I was not soft,and I got a nap in when's the
last time he took a nap?I take naps every day. Took a
(04:55):
nap that day. I actually beforeI went out, so barrel was barrel
was stumbled around all over the place. Oh, I was buckled barrels stumbling.
Dude, That's my job is toget Actually, it's my Christmas party
and I do in my backyard.That's my job is to get after it.
So but I love how I lovehow you guys are in the backyard.
You guys get the first Jason BakerGreen Mountain comes and I go all
(05:17):
your barbecue dereliction in the backyard,and I see him like look around the
window, and as he look looksthrough the window, there's Phil Just Baker
looks at me and he goes,oh Lord. And then and then Josh
Day shows up from Barbecue Island andhis lovely wife is there and she is
(05:38):
the sweetest, nicest, most civilizedperson. Just is so sweet that I'm
like, Josh, you're thrown herinto the lions then out there like just
just is my buddy because she helpedme? Are she helped me out in
World Foods? And I said thatbecause that's not when me and Jess cook,
right, Josh is white. Soshe helped me out. And then
(06:01):
my bromance got broken up because Smittycaught feelings that I said that Jess helped
me out in World Foods, butmeanwhile he brought all my equipment out there,
and that Smithy smitny nose. DoI get my flowers for bringing your
crap everywhere? No, you'll thinkeverybody else but telling the show the driver.
The Christmas party was a rowdy one. Uh. I love how as
(06:26):
you guys were getting ready to leaveat the end of the night, you
guys are getting ready to leave.I was stealing cooking. Why did we
even leave? Okay, sorry,go ahead? Was things. I don't
know why you guys left. Youguys we left. We was going.
We was going to a club.You guys were all gonna go to talks
me into going to a club.Yes, you guys, we're all going
to a club. I don't knowwhat's going on. I look and I'm
like, there's bags up to takecookies. And Phil is not just taking
(06:49):
like five or six cookies. Philis stocking up like he is a squirrel
going to the hibernation. He wastold he was on a mission. He
was told. I was told rightTod was locking up on cookies. I
was like, holy heck, hewas doing that. But I do have
to give Kyle his flowers. Aswe say, the canolis were amazing.
(07:14):
Everybody loved him to the point wheremy buddy Fat had who uses your guys
as stuff? His wife was likeI didn't get enough of him last year.
People scarfed him like she like madeit a mission to also take him
home. I need to get togo home. And I loved it.
I love that. So yeah,the party was a success, uh you
(07:36):
know. And honestly, cleanup wasn'tas bad this year as it was previous
years. I didn't wake up Sundaymorning and be like, oh God,
what has happened. I mean,there was a couple of small incidents.
I think somebody may have tried todrop red wine off my ceiling. I
don't know there was a red winespill that I was like, no,
(07:56):
there was red wine spider on theceiling, the walls, the floor,
the baseboard. I think somebody fell, yeah, I mean it was like
one of these things like I'm lookingat it and I'm going and like my
ceilings in my front room or twelvefeet, I'm like somebody somebody, but
somebody stuff on the ceiling, thebase boards. I was like, what
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happened? Were you guys there whenthe guy passed out in my bed?
Oh? Did you hear about this? Okay, So my buddy Mark chists.
We weren't even allowed to have aspare bedroom. You guys were not
allowed to. So the my buddyMark, who he goes hard in the
paint. He wanted to go usethe bathroom my master bedroom, and I
guess didn't make it out and passedout of my bed. But no one
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knew where Mark was. So likehis fiances looking at She's like, you
guys see Mark, Mark, andMark was passed out in my bed.
They wake Mark up to try toget him to leave. He won't leave.
He thinks that I have a backdoor out of my bathroom. So
he goes into my walk in showerand he's trying to walk out the shower
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to it. There's no exterior doors. Hour he finally gets back out,
so we have that incident. Wedid have someone get sick in the guest
bathroom sink. Towards the end ofthe night. We did have some other
girl her heel broke on her shoeand she was too inebrad to realize it.
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So she was just peg legging likearound the house. I mean a
couple of things. She was like, looking what happened? But the Christmas
party was good. I mean,everybody had a blast, So we survived
that. I had. Yeah,I was gonna say I had nothing to
do the next day other and cleanmy house and get my life back together.
But I won't lie to you.I still I was hurt. I
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was not feeling good. See here'swhere my time has lapsed. That I
don't know what's gonna go. Whathappened. I end up at some bar
with Phil. It's just him andI and I am downtowntown. You went
from my house in North Scotts Hillto downtown because it was going home.
Bro, that's forty five minutes.It's on our way home, and it's
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on our way home. I wasthe only Caucasian guy in the building ever
like ever and filled like talks DAPseverybody up and then like we got this
like back way in and we openedthis big old spot. I just remember
going in there, blah blah blah, and I was saying something to Phil
and then time has lapsed, right, it's gone. Then I wake up.
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It's I don't know, it's likesix thirty seven o'clock. The next
day on Sunday, I got myclothes on, my boots are on,
like I'm just sitting there like damn, laying next said to uber clown.
And I was like, yo,like I was supposed to I'm supposed to
cook four briskets and three pork butts, like I was supposed to do that
over night. Oh no, yeah, So I kind of like, you
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know, like I don't know ifyou anybody okay had that anxiety. But
I'm just kind of like looking likewhere am I. I'm like, okay,
I'm in my room. We're good. Wake up. I walk into
the kitchen. Lights are on,refrigerator doors open, there's rub all over
the countertop. You tried to shrippedrub bottles fell over on the floor.
My dog's looking at me, andI'm like okay. So I look outside
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the smokers at two point fifty,just pegged doors are closed. I check
everything was on there. Bro,Everything was beautiful. So you did all
that. Yeah, it's great.So then I wrapped everything and I'm like,
yo, this is good. Iwrapped everything, and I was still
tired. Man. I was like, I have I couldn't tell you the
last time, Beryl Phil. ThenI took a nap. You passed out.
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I went right back to bed.Bro woke up at one o'clock,
checked the food. Food's done,pull it off, let it. It
was a beautiful Sunday. Watched myCowboys wino. It was good. It
was well, that's good. I'mglad that you just good mine. I
mean, it's like I had toget as much as I wanted to be
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lazy all day, I have toget some of the stuff down right away,
like the snow machine on the outsideand the trusting on the outside,
and the red carpet before my hoa comes after me. They go,
it will be like one night tobe a disaster. So they got and
then also, I mean, thankgoodness, everybody took ubers this year.
But I didn't hear that when peoplewere leaving. Somebody said it looked like
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a concert. That was just stackcars, stack of uber down the street.
That's like, because I had gotan Uber black, I was gonna
say, I don't know we Yeah, I ordered it. I ordered that
one because we were all squished ina mini van if you ordered it.
And then we dropped Smithy off.I was trying to get everybody to go
old town, but Molly said,oh no, we're not. Molly was
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like, oh no, Smithy waslike yeah. She was like, just
be quiet back there going home.So yeah, that was that was the
party. So it's good to seeeverybody. So all right, this being
our last episode of the year,I think we should maybe look back on
twenty twenty three and share some ofour favorite memories. Yes, I'll start
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with one of my favorite episodes byfar. I have three categories, bro
let's do look a good one,a motivated a funny one. I'll start
with my favorite favorite, most laughs. Best moment was when your dad Pops
came in and he shared the storiesof what it was like going to Memphis
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in May with Phil and then thestory about picking up the Green Mountain from
the random sketch place where the guypulls the gun. I'm telling you,
your dad telling that story probably thefunniest story. Did that secret handshake?
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I mean, your dad, yourdad pops on here was unbelievable. So
that's gonna be my favorite where Iwas just like, oh my gosh,
okay, so all right, coywois your favorite? My favorite? Man,
Damn. I don't know. Therewas a lot of them, like
we did the we did the livepodcast at Dom's Place. That was great.
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That was a good time. Thebarflies, disgusting acts and the stuff
that I guess we can get intothat later down the road. I don't
know the you know, the thethe interviews we had Cosmos that was real.
Motivation was really good. You know, not a lot of people,
I don't know if they listened toit. But the Larry White's Larry White
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from uh, I mean selling itand he was passion Jalen hurts how much
I hate that guy and him begginghim for a free for a free meal
at his restaurant, like come on, man, And then you know,
just the the good ones was likeBarbecue us A Like I enjoyed that podcast,
and then uh, the I thinkthe funniest one too, was when
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Phil passed out on the airplane.Yo, gosh about return they were about
to turn Yo. Listen that thatr idea That was pretty that Yo.
That was Eminem's mom who got melike that. Eminem's mom gave me a
little uh, she gave me gether on and talk about So that was
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that was good. Uh. Theother one was good too. It's kind
of on me though, is whichis you know, I don't have a
lot of these like massive drinking storiesthese days, like, but I'll pick,
well, there's that your Denver onewas pretty yes, pretty rough,
But I'll pick, you know,I'll pick and choose days where I'm just
like, all right, yeah,tonight's the night I'm getting after it.
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The one where I had to callpeople in the hotel. Yes, yes,
yes, that was right, dude. I only get like that one.
Phil's around like so like favorite after. I also have to say one
of my other favorite moments over thepast year has been when Kyle tells his
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side of the story and then Philtells his side of the story on your
Guys's journeys when you travel together,there's some truth in between the two of
them. How he calls you likehe's like Kyle's like doesn't stop, there's
no bathroom breaks, it just goesHe's and then how Phil never drives.
I mean, those are all thoseepisodes are always my favorite. Okay,
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yeah, I know so, Imean again, if you've missed any of
them, go back over the nextcouple weeks and listen to him and like
the real one. I think theone that like kept it real, that
was like real life. Like peoplemight think this is all you know,
funn and game, which it is, it's all funny games. But like
a lot of these, a lotof our listeners get to hear like our
life, you know what I mean, like what we're really good, talk
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about our our weekends and like ifthere's a fly on the wall looking in
and stuff, and like when Philhas to break down about the whole restaurant,
Phil Whole Restaurants and like we heardall the struggles and yes, you
know, and that was real.That was our most episode. This is
real life stuff. Man, boy, listening to real life. This is
real, yo. And how ColinBig Blue? Come on, let's let's
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huh, let's make that facts.Okay, was there a Big Blue that
Kyle was involved? Yes? No, no, yes, yes, how
yes, explain that we need toget We're not going there, but we
need to get on. I don'teven know you get to know. I
don't even know who Big Blue is. You know, the only person who
knows Big Blue is my brother thatmet Big Blue. You all called her
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big Kid. Then you guys gotmy brother. That's another podcast. My
brother got her, got lost inwherever the Lynchburg, Tennessee gone. Where
he was? He's like, hewas My brothers into a contact. Laysburg
has him, and then I geta random Instagram message like hey, what's
up? It's okay, No waitwait for you. Nope, nope,
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nope, nope, that's not howthe story way. He gets a random
d M thinking that she's thinking thatshe's talking to the brother, the brother,
but he intervenes as the brother,and that's where Big Blue got swapped
out Big Blue. And then nextthing you know, the springs in the
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trailer was busted. He was verycold. I was about to go in
the trailer with Smitty and then butwhat then all of a sudden it got
warm. There's thirty degrees, bro, And then what happened? And then
all of a sudden it got warmand then then the springs broke. But
it was you gave me, Igave you too many. I was a
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good one. The Kyle's story aboutwhen the springs broke and you were in
where the cluster was camp Verdi,camp Verdi. That whole story was a
classic. Uh, dude, wehave a lot of stories, we do.
We have a lot of great stories. Another one of my favorite episodes
would have to be when we talkedabout what happened at the American Royal and
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we had Smitty in here and wetalked about it and how we said things
that, let's be real, maybesome of the people may not have wanted
to say, but other podcasts listened. Our friends that what's his name,
Greg Rempy, he heard it andit was great to devolve relationship with him
and you know, like, hey, he's a good dude, and he
listened, I'd love it, andhow he shared some of our same views
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and it was great. And alsoI find it very fascinating how that still
really has not been resolved. Cansomeone just explain we can this rabbit hole
is. I just don't know howthat can't there's no solution for this rabbit
hole is closed. I do findthat kind of fascinating. Also another episode,
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how are you going to leave?How are you going to leave your
own? Like if? All right? So say we were at your party
and then the cops came and thenyou just left. You know, he
was like your party, but like, wait, you know, I've got
a great story about that. Butthat's that's for another that's next about about
but yeah, I think it's verytrue, Like, I mean whatever.
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YEA. Also got to give youguys your credit when you guys were on
with Michael Simon. That was agreat episode. What about what about the
homeless dude that took the hot brisketout the smoker? Oh yeah at your
place? Yeah, where was wetalking about? Oh dude, it's funny
that you bring that up. Classright. I knew a lot of the
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people that were taking it, butthere were some other people that, you
know, just sign up through thebutcher shop. And this one person comes
up to me and starts asking me. He's like, so, what's the
deal with the guy stealing the brisket? I'm looking at him like what He's
like, Yeah, remember you posteda video that got instagram got taken down
from Phil's restaurant, and I waslike, oh, now the whole class
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is intrigued. They're like, sowhat happened? I was like, well,
they're literally some guy went to theback of his restaurant, grabbed a
brisket, threw his coat, andbounced. They came back in and asked
for all water cut exactly exactly.I forgot about that. Come back around.
You don't get this restaurant. ButI mean, hey, you gotta
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admire his courage. And we wereall laughing, and it was like,
you know what those people were like, how did you grab it? Like
yo, I'm telling you, hehad no gloves on, he just grabbed.
When you out in the elements,you you gain like your own causes.
I mean, was callous. Ithink those are some of our obviously
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our favorite episodes. We've had somegood we had a good time to year.
You know, don't forget that yourboy broke my knee. I didn't.
Oh yeah, yeah, he brokemy knee. Was that this year?
Last year? That was? Thatwas? That was last year?
He tried to break your leg?Broke your leg? That was season two,
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bro season two. You know,I mean we've had We've had a
lot of good ones over the overthis past year. I think next year
there's some things that are gonna beinteresting. I mean, we're gonna have
Kyle opening his restaurant possibly, yeah, and we're gonna we're gonna have two
guests a month. And okay,hold on, ladies and gentlemen in radio
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land. If you ever get tiredof us talking just us three, it's
because Phil didn't come through and havea guest. All okay, speaking,
but hold on, but hold on. We don't want to be the traditional
podcast every body else, you know, interviews the same old people that go
on this podcast tour and get peoplefrom. We want randoms like we had
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Barfly on that was good. I'mgoing to get the guy who stowed the
brisket out. I got questions forspeaking. Speaking of interviews that we had,
let's take a little pause on this, remembering last year, and let's
talk about what happened this past weekendwhen Kyle was fan girling over one of
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our guests. What's his name thispast week the musician? Yes, yes,
yes, yeah, musicians, yes, the concert what's his name?
Oh dude, yeah, oh stretch, Stretch. Let me tell you about
because T Kyle T he's he's atrue he's control that bro. Let's set
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the state, let's set the stage. Here his name, what's his name
again? Okay, Stretch, Stretchhe was he's been on our podcast.
Yes, he even talked about hewas starting a band and he had some
songs that he was coming out withand stuff like that, and we were
just like, okay, you know, blah blah blah. And then we
got to hear some of his music. It was real life. So I
get a text message slash, Uhwhat do you call it? Dm?
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DM says, Hey, I'll bein town in Phoenix on this date.
Would you be cool to bring somefood over? It'd be cool to see
you. Blah blah blah blah blah. And I was like, yeah,
see, and he's coming to town. He's the opening act. Oh yeah,
he's the opening act for h BuckCherry and uh, what's that other?
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Not Buck Cherry, yeah, butCherry Headliner. Yo. That's crazy
Buck Cherry. And there's somebody elsethat's real big I don't know. But
the other one I have no ideawho any of these people. I know?
Buck Cherry they got one song crazyanyways, Yeah, Crazy, that's
the one I know, like Beyonce, like Beyonce crazy the So I hit
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up Stretch. I'm like, yo, okay, I got some food blah
blah blah. And he's like,yeah, meet me down here. So
I show up over there. Hetakes me in. I've never been to
the Van Beering before that plays sobols Ye venue is so cool. So
we get in. He gives methis little all access wristband. So we
go out to the back. Yeah. Yeah. So we go to the
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back and they had this green room. It's like a library library and a
big kitchen area and they got beerson tap. So we're just hanging out.
It's just him and I and Igive him some you know, I
got the food there and everything.We're just hanging out. No, And
so then the band members of hispart but of his band start coming in.
Oh and they smell the food.They like, oh what have we
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got? Man? So me andStretch are talking and everything, and I
was like, so do you guyslike all hang out? Like how does
this? You know? Because Idon't know how all this works. So
he's breaking it all down for me. Like him and the other bands,
they all don't really hang out becauseone person goes on he's got to get
his stuff off stage in the vanand he's got an audio the next town.
And then the next band comes on. So there's all these people start
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walking into the green room and he'slike, Yo, that's uh that's the
drummer for you know, skid Row. I was like, oh okay,
and then oh, hey, that'sthe guitar player for Butcher. Oh that's
Butcher. That's the lead singer ofButcher. That's this skid Row. And
I'm like, oh, okay,I don't know anybody. I don't know
any Stretch bro free food there,it's it's free food, free food,
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back stage brings anything out. Yeah. So now all these dudes are all
all three bands are now hanging outin the screen room together. They're all
hanging out. They won't drink beersbecause it makes you burp or whatever on
stage, so they all drink whiskey. That's it, whiskey, and I'm
the only one bound of beers.Now you've got three lines lining up outside
for meet and greets for skid Rowstretches band Stretch has a meet and greet.
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Yes, dude, must be hardto find people. Yes, Wait,
stretch at a meet. Yes therewas a line, yes, well
but six people it's a line.So I'm sitting there and like these people
come walking in and there's all thesegirls and a couple of dudes. They
all got posters and T shirts andmarkers out, and I'm just looking.
I'm like what so all these peopleare like looking at me and I got
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you, big old year behind barbecueshirt. I'm just chilling, like,
I don't know. I've never seenthat many fifty year old plus people wearing
leather and makeup in my life withlong leather. Leather is coming back.
I don't know, bro Yo,because a lot of people are putting his
leather on right now. Oh dude, it was crazy, but it was
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cool. It was you know,stretched it his thing on stage. It
was pretty. It was pretty funny. Well, yeah, it was cool.
It was good, dude, Ilove it. Don't you have a
new song? Should you have yournew song? That's actually in twenty twenty
four, We're gonna You're gonna bejust like Big Swede. Yeah, Big
Swede was at the Classic instead ofbawling trolling, I have a problem with
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I want to be a river shotgone. I'll couple with some lyrics.
No, he's just gonna stop.No, it's not it's never going to
stop. No, he's not gonnastop. I'm hoping that he gets like
a girlfriend. No control, bro, I stay trolling people. Anyways,
that's enough of that. So gladto see you hung out with Stretch.
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That's another story. All right.So I think we've had a good run
this year, but I mean lookingat it next year your restaurant, Yeah,
is it actually going to hope?Yes, it will, Yo.
We're gonna have some guess, yes, we need something, but we'll get
some guests. We'll get some guests. But the biggest thing is coming in
twenty twenty four is the opening ofBirds and Bones. That's gonna be sad.
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Man, that's sad to be sad. But no, it's just scary.
I shouldn't say sad. It's gonnabe sick. So it's gonna open
in twenty twenty four. Yes,Now here's the main question. This question
I got a lot from people.Please will there be brisking? Yo?
Say no comments comment. I'm justI'm just gonna be realizing if there's not
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brisket on the menu. I knowof a few people that will be picketing.
Let him picket the outside selling brisket. Yeah, I'm gonna hey,
you know what, you're not openand place across street? You don't everybody
you know, we'll call it brisket, real barbecue, and we'll serve brisket.
We won't just serve. We won'tjust serve chicken wings. And yeah,
well we'll call it. We'll callit heeppers and birds heeppers and birds
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gonna slap well good, I'm lookingforward to it. Finally opening. Are
you going to have a big grandopening party? Massive? Yes? When
is this happening? I don't know. How can people playing to beat something
he ain't doing. I'm not givingyou like, dude, you got it.
You have to barrel? Yo.Do you even conser seasons over?
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Do you even have a actual cope'sto start back in February? Body?
And then there's the open you can'tdo the same week as Phoenix open.
Yo. Do you even have asocial media? Uh? Like, where
is your social media page for yourrestaurant? It's your behind barbecue Facebook?
No, you're behind barbecue. Youneed you need your own ig for this.
You need to get But also here'sthe thing, you need to set
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a date. You need to havea date of pay it's coming. Pause
pause, bro, Bro, youneed to set a date of when this
place is going to open. Youknow, what's the name of this barbecue
restaurant? Behind barbecue, name ofthe barbecue or behind barbecue and barbecue,
birds and bones. But it's offthat's what everybody knows, your behind barbecue.
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So it's your behind barbecue. Okay, so you mean you're behind barbecue.
But when you have this grand openingparty, you need to set a
date so people can make plans tobe there. You need to advertise it.
You need to get the word out. You can't just be like,
hey, show up and because nooffense, your restaurant's not next door.
I gotta get a hotel. Imight need to get a shopper, get
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it down. There ain't no one'sfill what no, no one's no one's
getting a hotel. I'm getting ahotel because I'm gonna drink. You know
what my uber would be from backand forth unless we can get a helicopter.
They don't have uopers out there,by the way. That's my point,
and hose he's gonna look at meand be like Why are you making
me go out here? But mypoint though is is there will be plenty
of advance and I could take achopper. Yeah, no, you know
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what we can. You know we'regonna pay Jimmy Smith. Jimmy's that's a
loot. And Boody's son, Jimmygot his license so we could pay him
and then we could sit in thebackseat and then go out to Birge and
gonna have to get a van.I'm just saying, that's give me.
One of the big exciting things comingin next year is Kyle's Restaurant is going
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to open. Now, whether ornot it opens, I mean it's got
twelve months again open. Yeah,we're were is no rush, trust me,
you've been on that plan for twoyears now. Zero rush. I
mean there's no rush. Hey,don't worry about getting that menu right either.
Yeah, Driver, Little Jimmy ismy designated drive. Jimmy jam My
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designated driver. Time out, Jimmyjam Community driver. Talking about me.
That's what we get, some brisket. We have to bring you home,
your home, bring your brisket,baby, Why this is what I want
to know? Done? Talking aboutme? Okay, plans for the podcast
plans. Oh, I gave youmy what do we got? I got?
What do we got? I gottwo guests every month? Baby?
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Because I am in January. Whatdo you call that the talent I'm the
talent talent manager. Okay, talentmanager starting in January. You're going to
have this? Yeah, yep.What's our first date in jail? Our
first date January be probably January fourth, first Wednesdays. Yo, everybody get
at me. Who wants to beon the podcast? Good luck? Because
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still won't answer it. Do notreach out to Field because he will.
Don't reach out to me because Iain't doing it. I'm the new talent
manager job. I'm looking for talent. That's what That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna post. I'm gonna say, hey, I'm looking for talent.
No, because we know what kindof talent you would. We don't
need that. How you became achef with only a thumb with one thumb?
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With one thumb, I have twothumbs. No, there's people we
can't do. Stop stop stop chefwith what thumb? Shouldn't bro How do
you know? I'm gonna stress itone more. I'm gonna preach it.
No, you know what we shoulddo. We should ask audience if we
should have video or not. Ithink yeah, we should have video.
(33:38):
I think there's definitely we should Ido say it's it's gonna I'm a little
hesitant to do video because I knowhow much post editing goes into audio.
I know that there has been entirepodcast where I've cut out blocks. Yeah
last week week y'all got short.Yeah, I'm gonna send y' all the
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uncut version. No I haven't,it's hidden. Uh. And there's video
that's gonna take more work, sowe can definitely do it. I just
think that's something we're going to allneed to take a step up and commitment.
And I'm looking at one person particularwhile I'm saying yeah, yeah,
yeah, you know all right,So if we do video, If we
do video, what do you youtell? Uh, like young ladies to
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go to the school to get etiquette. I gotta go to etiquette school.
Yes, I gotta go to etiquetteschool. I don't even know what that
is. I'll tell education. Whyare we sending ladies to There's no ladies
on this podcast where they I needto go to etiquette school. If you're
gonna do video. I'm not comfortableany I just be great. I think
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it'd be great. No, itwould be great. You gotta learn how
you gotta learn how to walk andtalk all over again if we do video.
I think walking and talking for I'mlooking at Barl. Learn to walk
and talk again because there's a videocamera here. No problem. So one
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thing I do have a question.So when you open, oh boy,
birds and bones, are you gonnahow are you gonna do it? What
do you mean? How are yougonna do the podcast? I'll be able
to do it on Tuesdays. Soyou're gonna drive from Florence up to here.
Yeah, so you know that meansPhil, because I'm doing it for
the post. You know what thatmeans Phil. I'll be beating him every
now, you know, he'll bebringing up lunch every Tuesday. Yeah.
Wow, maybe I want brisket sandwich. Yeah, I'll take I'll take a
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brisket plate. Take a brisket plate. Cowbo comombo. Are you gonna have
combos on your menu? Yeah?Have a menu, barrel. How are
you gonna ask you what he hason this medu? He got no dad
ball? I mean I just Ijust hope maybe he would get a menu.
That was the one thing I didn'tsee. Yeah, I've seen pictures,
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I've seen trophies. I've seen niceclean appliances that I wanted dirty up.
But I did not see a menu. Hang it, I just I
just want when when were you there? Like three weeks ago? Three weeks
ago? There's the menu up?Now about three months ago you were there?
Will there be brisket on the menu? Yeah? You heard it here
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first we finally got there. Yo. Do we have employees? Yes?
Because other than family. Yeah,yes, you hired people, uh kind
of Yeah, he hasn't hired.I haven't. I haven't this place.
I haven't even seen anything come inon my indeed, Like you know,
so I could fill out a halfcase. I'm gonna tell you, I'm
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gonna call it right now. Thisplace han't opened by Saint Patrick's day.
When is March? Okay, itain't gonna be open then it won't be
yo? You all right? Sowhat's your job? He doesn't have a
menu? Can we talk about something? I'm good. Are you going to
be the cashier or or like areyou going to be are you going to
be the back? Are you gonnabe the bear in the back, cooking,
(36:55):
screaming. Order cooked, your chefcooking, you're cooking. I'm not
a more people call you, yes, chef. No, they will not
if he's going to be the newbed if you had, if you had
employees, I would tell them tocall you chef. But you don't have
employees yet, so you don't haveemployees. Well, we're not We're not
chefs, bro, we're not chefs. Okay, do you have Well he
(37:16):
proved it to me and Smitty lastweek because you know my whole little oh,
we didn't even talk about my littlewater Clanton. I did not get
to the three days. I onlygot sixty hours and before I yeah,
two and a half days, right, So I did that and then I
went vegan, right, but youwere eating cookies on Saturday. You were
(37:39):
far from vegan then yeh. Lookno, okay, and that's how you
ate a roast beef sandwich. Butno, I didn't need But I did
fail. You know why I failedbecause you had cookies and drink beer after
After that night, I went towaffle house and I ate two strips of
bacon. Yeah, yeah, felloff the wagon? Was no you wasn't
(38:01):
there you you took off. Iwas like, I went, I went
next door and came back. Iwas like, what's Kyle? And I
was like Kyle, He's like,I'm already in the uber headed back to
watch Man. So has a Barrel'spart. I'm done with that. Things
get weird, man. I shouldhave brought my classes, yo, but
no, you shouldn't. I justwant to know what happened. Like,
(38:22):
let's let's exactly, yo. Ido remember me and Smithy were sitting by
the fire and you kept harassing us. We was on our best behavior,
trying to blend in with the crowd, and then you kept saying, yo,
I can't believe you too. Y'alljust gonna sit there. We had
(38:42):
a party, You got a party, and then that's what stirred the whole
pot. Then we stole the Christmasmusic speaker. Forgot about that. It's
good. I don't know if Icould say this, but I think I
could say it, but it'll beedited if I don't say it right.
But there was a part. Therewas a part, right, so Barrow,
(39:07):
we stole your speaker and we hijackedit and we was playing hip hop
music. Do your speaker, andthen we was jamming and then all of
a sudden, the red light comeson the speaker and it died. So
I won't got you a charger.Okay, but before you came to help
us out, we had to comeup with our own ideas, right,
So I said Kyle. I said, Kyle, go in, I said
(39:30):
Cole. I said, Kyle,go in the house, and I'm sure
Barrol has these in every room.Go in the house. Swap it out
and bring other speaker out. Andthen Kyle says, no, you do
it. I don't work for you. But but I was like, I'm
the only black guy here. I'mnot going to room around this man's house
and look like a fool. Andthen Smitty says, bro, why you
(39:53):
always got gold with the black stuff? You're not the only black guy here.
I said, find me one.He say, okay, maybe you
are doing yo. That was hilarious, Yoe, cause Fitty was so real
that he looked around. He said, okay, maybe maybe right O.
God, that's true. It's true. I mean, it was, it
(40:17):
was. It was. But itwas a nice group, bro, It
was a nice group. Everybody.I spoke to everybody there. You were
making your rounds and having fun.Man, I told I spoke to Santa.
I spoke to Hammer me and Hammer, you do not have the biggest
hands of the giant, isn't he? And we we got plans for next
party because if you told me thatwas security, I said, Hammer,
(40:42):
I was told not to act upbecause you're gonna throw me out. But
here was my plan. He waslike, oh, you should have went
with your plan. I was,he is he's a giant, isn't he?
Yes, I mean he may bethe largest human I can say,
I know easily can reach. Theguys are monster of a human. He's
a he's a monster. I mean, there was there was a locking on.
(41:05):
It's a lot. And then Idon't want to talk bad about anybody,
but there was that young lady.She had a cat. That's my
buddy's wife. We never know,I know, but I was she was
very she was dancing around. Ohshe's a sweetheart. Yeah, she was
dancing around doing tiktoks. I waslike, oh shoot. I was like
Nickle Cole Manicotti, she's a sweeteartCole Manicotta. Everybody was there. I
(41:30):
mean, I mean, here's thebest deal. Jared was there, then
ask her Champion was there? Yeah, just getting after, which is always
good to see him. See here'sthe best part, bro. There was
an older lady walking around my neighborand you know, she looked like she
was having a good time. Andwe were like, hey, are you
single? She's like yeah. Iwas like, hold on, please,
(41:53):
I remember this. You try toset her up a time. My dad,
I remember cave her the phone.I was like, hey, here
you go, I remember this.And Phil's to the becker. Hey my
he got a brand new hip.Be good. By the way, were
you guys there when my other neighborsshowed up? Christopher? Oh was the
(42:13):
yes, the bond, the oldergentleman with white hair that had no idea
where he was at. Who comewalk? So you have to white the
neighbors, right, Yeah. SoChristopher and Machine are my neighbors to the
east of me, and they're agay couple. They're awesome. Love those
two dudes. They're great. Machinedidn't come over, his partner, Christopher
(42:34):
came over. Well. Christopher likeshis wine. Well. Earlier in the
evening, like five o'clock, Isee on my cameras, Christopher's like walking
around my front yard. What thehell is he doing? Because all the
motion textors are going on. What'she doing? Open? I'm like,
Christopher, what are you doing?He's like, oh, hi, Hi,
(42:54):
what's the deal with the party?I'm like, well, you got
the invita invite? He doesn't starttill seven. He's like, okay,
squad might come back over. Isaid, okay, cool. He comes
in the door. That dude didnot know where he was at. He
was so hammered. He walks intothe door. Keep on. He leaves
(43:15):
the front door of the house open. Yes, I didn't see this.
He comes walking in the front doorof the house. Did you notice the
one cookie tray that was completely tippedover? Yes, I guess he walked
over and just went and like launchedcookies across the room, has no recollection
of it. Goes to the backyardand just starts drinking. Well, the
bartender cut him off because you cando that at a backyard party. I
(43:38):
told her if what I told heris if somebody was to the point where
they were going to be like Imean, I was, I was borderline.
Yeah. I was like, Iwas like, if somebody is going
to be so drunk that they're goingto like give themselves the pass out.
Don't do that. So he getscut off. Bro, if I ever
(43:59):
get cut off at a backyard party, that's when you know we have a
problem. I'm all really getting bad. So No, this is where it
gets weird. I see him laterand he's got a wine bottle in his
he went home and no, hehad his partner throw him a bottle of
wine. I'm just drinking walking aroundthe backyard. Just didn't even know what
(44:23):
planet he was on. I'm like, So then it gets the end of
the night, everybody's kind of windingdown. Y'all had left, We kind
of moved the party inside were he'skind of sitting around the kitchen island of
mine. We're just hanging out sketchesand somebody goes, somebody goes was in
the backyard. He's just out thereby himself, drinking wine, just walking
(44:45):
in circles. But now he's finishedthat bottle of wine. He's went behind
the bar and got another bottle ofwine and he's just making laps. But
he's going around the fire pit andI'm like, oh God, all hot
though. Solo. Yeah, I'mlike if he falls into that solo,
sover like third degree burns now.We're trying to get Crystal inside the house.
(45:08):
So we got the back door open. We're trying to like it was
like really, we're like corralling likesomebody, like We're like, come on,
come on, so we can gethim inside the house. He looks
around, doesn't say anything. Hejust walks right off the front door and
he's just done. But he doesn'tgo home. I guess, oh wow,
(45:30):
I guess from here from one ofthe other neighbors. He went the
wrong way to his house. Keepon heads right next door. He walked
to the end of the cul desack and was just sitting in the cul
de sack, like on the groundon the sidewalk. Yes, yeah,
I'm the hammer. He lives ina dark, dark, dark area.
Yeah, we don't believe the streetlights. There's no that's what I'm saying.
There's no street lights. I dowalking around there by the way.
(45:50):
Also, I was really happy wekept the street or we kept the gate
closed and no Heavelina's got in.Her coyotes got in. Yeah, we
gotta be careful of that. Soit was a good one. Party was
great. H I know, builderField's got to jump on a call here,
got to wrap this up. Bigthings coming to twenty twenty four.
Yes, yeah, looking forward toAVN. Like comment like you need comments,
(46:13):
That's all the way we could getthis going. Well, I mean
we do. And also bro,we only got nineteen comments. People need
to start downloading, like I wantto get all of these artists lined up
next to just make sure this ison record, makes and make sure they
fit the brand YO, Like,don't you know we don't need the guy
on the couch of house face killercannot get ghost face killer. Don't know
(46:37):
who that is or x murder fromYo text murders from Detroit. Those house
shoes that he knows about? Barbecuehouse shoes? What kind of househ is
he a barbecue guy? Barbecue podcast? I'm sure he barbecues in his backyard.
Oh stop speaking of one? Speakingof one? What about your boy
the one that you did land?Oh gosh, oh yeah yeah yeah,
(46:58):
bless them dude Blet's that was oneof my favorite episodes. He was awesome
and I love how he put Philin his place, like speaking my break
but and his backhanded in the place. I like that guy is Kevin,
But people could do that Kevin.But but it's laying the laying that backhand
to him. So it was good. We got big things coming to twenty
twenty four, including the opening ofYou're Behind Barbecues, Birds and Bones,
(47:22):
Urgent Bones, Baby, Let's hope, Let's hope. By. I don't
know May or June. There's amenu, I say, I say By,
I say by Valentine's Day. Nochance. If it's not opened by
Valentine's Day, we should just gogas that spot. It's not gonna go
balance Valentine's Day people. Six weeks. I'm coming. I'm coming up there.
(47:45):
I'm coming up there to Florence.It won't be opening some of the
pop up Florence. There's no wayit's open in six weeks. He doesn't
have a venue. He hasn't eventrained his employees yet, he doesn't even
have employees. Oh, barrel boy, Yo, I haven't seen it on
indeed, did you? Oh?No, there's nothing because he doesn't have
anything. So you've been have thewebsite? Comment? Is the website?
(48:06):
No comment? Buddy. He justthinks people are gonna he thinks he's feel
the dreams. He were just gonnashow that you gotta open the door.
People didn't go walk right up.Come you build it, they will come,
they will that's what he thinks.I think it is Florence where well,
there's a much out there, sowe wish you nothing but the best.
I hope that it does open soonerthan maybe twenty twenty five. Uh.
(48:30):
Hey, we're going into season threeof the podcast. Yeah, we've
made it. We've done well.Uh, thank you to everybody, everybody
having himself inscribe Baby. Yes,Happy holidays and a merry New Year.
Everybody'd be good themselves. Good seeyou on the other side the fence,
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