Do you have any weird food combos? Chewing ice, and how long can you go without showering?

Special guest! Andy's wife Karen joins us with a peek inside the wonderous world of the Stultz household. Plus, weird food combos, and how long can you go without showering?

Episode Transcript

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This is over Frink Pop Eating overthe Sink Podcast, And here we go
another funfilled episode of Eating over theSink, and the studio got a little
more crowded today. We have somespecial guests in today. We'll get to
that in a second. But Iam happy to be once again joined by

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my two best friends on my Iguess set. You're in a different seat
now, JP, the brick perSword in the House, and of course
the Pride of Grove Port Madison HighSchool Officer Andy Stoltz. Good morning,
boys, and we are joined graciouslyin studio the Pride of what Lexington,
Kentucky. The first appearance by OfficerAndy's wife, Karen Stultz is in the

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room. Morning. How did hetalk you into doing this? No comment?
How about well just JP and Iwill leave and you guys can just
talk about, you know, groceryshopping. Then just get into a fight
or something. We don't grocery shop. Oh no, Andy doesn't go.
I don't like to go with Karen. But I like to go by myself.

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I prefer to go by myself.Yeah, I do. Then I
can buy what I Want's more,I'm more efficient, That's what it is.
I'm just better at it as Iget glad that for my wife.
Karen reads the labels, she's alabel reader. Oh yeah, and the
price tags. Well, how manytimes you have to read the same you
buy the same groceries? It varies. That's not true. I'm talking about

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like for the last seventeen years,your extra add ons, right, like
your condiments and things like that.Those very not We switch it up,
switch with that. But as faras like our dinners, it's pretty much
the same. We're boring. Yeah, we're same. So you'll switch like
between Hunts ketchup and Hines Ketchup.That's not ketchup. Say no, one
changes, No, that's cool.Clearly, yes, we have switched that

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lately because we're trying to covert himover to mayonnaise. Oh oh, this
is hold on, hold on,we have meracle whip in the pantry.
In season one, he was verypassionate about miracle whips. Well, it's
in the pantry, it's ready tocome out, it's in the bullpen,
it's warming up. But you usedo you use mayonnaise slash miracle whip for
flavor? Though? Isn't it justto kind of moisten up the sandwich a

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little bit. It's not really whatmoist moist most flavor moisten, moisten moistened.
Is that what yeah moistis? Yeah, so okay, we could go
down that grocery store path, butthat's a different episode probably, But I
wanted to talk about food combinations andweird food habits. Can I start first

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with food combos? I like thenumber one McDonald's, that's my favorite.
What is the number chicken? Numberthree Wendy's or the fourteen of Jersey Mic?
I like that one. I generallydon't get a bug at McDonald's.
I get a chicken sandwich. I'ma quarter pound cheese girl. Yeah.
No pickle, that's the best part. No pickle. So you just like

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extra pickle? So are you pickledverse anyway? Yes, it's disgusting.
What's wrong with the pickle? Ilike cucumbers. It's the pickling process.
Yeah, I'm not really into vinegar, so pickles are out for me.
It d like French fries vinegar,Yes, yes, absolutely, ketchup,

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I do. She's complicated. Iknow. So stalts. You get some
weird like real food combinations, likeyou put peanut butter on a pickle,
or do you do ketchup on eggs? Yeah, I love it, love
it. In fact, if Iwas ever going to eat an egg,
I would have ketchup on hot sauce. I will catch. If I make

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an egg and cheese sandwich at home, I'll put a little bit on the
sandwich and then I'll put ketchup onthe side and dip it in ketchup very
good. Like I double dows hotsauce on an egg. You'll do hot
sauce hot sauce. I do likehot sauce. I like to make a
sandwich, and I just put likecheese, like a mature chadar cheese and
mature cheese. Sharp chaddar is thesame as mature chadow. In England we

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call it mature because it's it's gota four to one K have great manners,
please and thank you? All right, so you'll do what now?
I would make it just a sandwich. So I get two pieces of bread,
a little bit of butter, butterbutter. Why don't use a button
because that's the samewich too well,we could use that. I would.
I've done it. I've done that. In fact, I put my mature
cheddar in there. And then I'llI'll squirt ketch up in it, so

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it's like a cheese and ketch upsandwich. Listen, I'm telling you guys,
do not knock until you try.It's like sweet and savory, right,
because ketch up sweet and cheese issavory. Yeah, I'm I'm out
on that. Actually, I don'tlike it. I don't like that.
Gotta try it now, Why wouldyou try it? It's so good?

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Don't you miss don't you miss meaton that sandwich? Get me wrong.
I like a bit of meat andmy sandwich. But on the occasion,
I just like a cheese and catchupsandwich. Anybody here can't have their food
touch on their plate. Yeah,it doesn't bother me, But I don't
really want to mix it all togetherintentionally. I like to eat one dude

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at a time, So I domaybe a couple sides. Really a sandwich
on that you can't like mix itin. I mean, I can go
back and forth. I just don'tlike them to kind of be intertwined so
stealthy. Do you then have oneof those Toddler divider plates that keep it
all separated? Now, my food, you're not paying attention my food.
Can touch. I just like toeat it one at a time. Is

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I always like to eat the proteinor the big sandwich last? Is there
anything that he eats like combinations thatyou're like, oh my god, is
he gonna eat that? He usesa lot of sauce, which I do
too, but some of his saucechoices are not my sauce choices. Like
this morning, he had a pieceof sausage and we just got this new

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tail sweet onion teriokey sauce breakfast.He grabs it out of the refrigerator and
he jumps it on the piece ofsausage this morning, and he's it because
it's clear to the end, andhe's trying to get every last drop out
before he throws it away. Andhe said, I think I used this
entire bottle. I said, youdid. Nobody else is used to what

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did you just got? Wait aminute, how do we not lead with
this? How did this not comeout first? You have a sweet what
was it? This subway sweet?Like you can get it subway, but
you can buy it and you useit on breakfast sausage he did this morning.
Usually it's hot mustard, it's ait's sausage. Bagel sandwich with cream

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cheese and sweet onion Cherokee sauce.None of that goes together. But he
just made it a sandwich and putthe sauce right on. I would love
to climb into his brain, buthe's opening refrigerators, Like, what could
go well with this bagel sausage creating? I know I went for the hot
mustard, but the tiochy was soso about her she does every day for

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lunch. She does berries with yogurt, which I don't agree with. I
don't agree with. What do youthink waste It's like a political decision.
I don't agree with that. IfI can have that for lunch, it's
because it's healthy. It's why hedoesn't agree with it. Why would you
waste that room in your stomach?Would you eat fruit? Right? Yes?
Yeah, not vegetables right? Heeats some of both. I'm just

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not That's not what I want todo. I don't want to waste the
room in my stomach was something there'swant to and there's need to write.
I'm starting to need to eating.So who does most of the cooking so
you get to force feed your combinations? Now she does? It depends in
the summertime, it's more him.Yeah. Cool, although I still have

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to do maybe a side dish insidesomething without right. Yeah, me and
my daughter Caitlin, we suffer fromthe same affliction, like I don't like
to hit off. Yeah, thechewing, the slapping, crunching, crunching.
We should ask my wife this,l she I mean she could crunch
a piece of less. I mean, it's what about ice? That's a

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game every night. I will leave. You have to hear the ice every
night, the iceman's coming. Ilove chewing ice in bed, she said
all night. She said all night, Karen? Why would you rephrase that?
After dinner? You know when therecliner gets kicked back. Watching some
TV shows, is a shirt onor off? Mostly off? Yeah?

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How do you? I'm not surehow you can. What's wrong with the
shirt off? I just want topaint the picture. So it's it's a
Saturday evening at the Stults house holddishes are done. There is a grocery
list with a fresh new bottle ofsweet onion Karioki on it. You're sitting
watching a nice episode of Jeopardy.He's got a shirt off and he's chewing

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ice. Yeah, she eyeballs.She gives me the eye that doesn't stay,
and then the glares get stronger,heavier, and then he knows that
I'm at like the peak where I'mabout to snap, and he's like almost
done. Typically vacations, if there'swater involved, the pool or the ocean,

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I don't shower a lot because Idon't feel like I need to.
I don't think you have to showerevery every day. So that's the question
is how how often do you showerand how long have you ever gone without
showering. I mean, first ofall, we need to establish that I
feel like the Americans invented the shower, Like I didn't have a showering.
We've covered this before, but Ibathed in a bath, which is the

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root of a lot of your issues. Correct, well, what do you
mean well in a shower because youfeel like you're peeing in So I feel
like you guys invented like this needto shower. So it's kind of funny
for me to hear you guys,Oh yeah, I don't shower that much
special vacation. So do you showerevery day? J every day? Seven?
I was going to say sometimes inthe summer, depending on what you're

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doing twice a day? Really ifyou go to the pool. To me,
I have to do a shower afterbeing in the water, salt water,
definitely. Karen's been multiple days withouta shower. No, no,
no. If I have the showerthere and I'm at home, however,
the situation like it works from home, she barely showers. There's a difference

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between showering and including washing your hairwith that shower. That's not every day.
See, women are different that way. The women will shower just like
the hairs unless I'm you know,in the pool in the ocean, then
the hair is getting washed. That'sa free shower, that's a free bath
for me. I'm off, I'vegot get all that? Does he take

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his loof for it into the oceanscrub? One agree with the I agree
with the vacation. You don't needa shower every day. If you're in
the pool in the ocean and you'reout there, you don't need a shower,
all right, So let's just establishit. You're in the pool,
everyone, that's why you have chemicals. Oh god, but you have to
get what are you shaking? Idon't friends pool? No, no,

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not in the public. I wantto be in your head when you go
to a body of water, that'swhat I want to I in a big
pool. Yeah. The longest I'vebeen without showering, I think is about
four days. And that was that'sripe. I was pretty ripe. It
was getting I was struggling. SoI was struggling. Karen and I went
to country concert a couple of summersago. We can't from Tuesday to Sunday.

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Yeah, yeh can't. I didn'tshower a week, seven days,
didn't shower, seven days. Ididn't show stage. Karen went back to
somebody's house and showered every day,put a make cup on and all that
crap. And I slumped it andit didn't bother me. Everyone else,

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none of the guys took showers thatweek. It was just the ladies that
went and took showers. So theguys just, I mean, it's immediately
one hundred degrees, so you're soyou put on the smell goods, but
I mean you're drinking beer all day, Like why do you need to take
show? Like my after while myhead itches, like my my scalp starts
to like itch, and I'm like, I need some shampoo at that point,

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you're making your own shadda cheese.After a week. I'm very mature,
very mature chadda after a week,and I showered. But I guess
if everyone hasn't showered, then it'sjust one big, massive odo. That's
the thing is if you don't smell, if you don't have body odor,
then what's the problem. It's throwon some deodorant and you're good, right,

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you know, but no one elsedoes? Yeah? No, I
So you're seven days, sometimes twicea day. Have you showered tonight?
I had to because I was like, my body was hurting. I have
I have my shower th eight yearold showers, the fifty year old guy
shower. You're getting shower and letthe water hits your back for about ten
minutes fifty that's the beer showers.I have a Kayaki sausage. All right,

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Kevin, tell me tell me awhite lie. You tell to Andy,
Well, okay, I will saythis. We don't see eye to
eye on like getting somewhere at thesame time, right I I like to
fly by the seat of my pants. If it takes thirty minutes to get
there, I'm gonna leave probably twentynine to thirty minutes before I need to

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get there, right, not good? That sounds familiar to me, and
I drive fast and take chances ifI'm by myself to get there at set
time. If he needs to bethere, then he likes to do you
know, the backwards math and getthere and allow an extra twenty to thirty
minutes in case there's a flat timetime change. That likes to share go

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back to season one on me,and we usually don't see eye to eye
on that. So when that happens. If we're going somewhere and you might
call me or text me and saywhere are you at? How many minutes
till you get here? It mightbe a little fib of I haven't left
the house yet, but I couldsay traffic's really heavy and I'm gonna be

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probably five minutes late. But heknows after almost twenty years, that's not
really the truth. As I leaveand don't allow that time. I've always
been that way. I do thatevery day. She'll be like, she'd
be like, where you are.I'm like not, it's getting some stuff
when you be back. I justleft and I'm just getting there. I'll

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be back in about twenty For knowingI'm gonna be there like an hour.
I do that every day. SoStelta, you know this is all going
on, but you you doesn't,but you accept it. As I know
she's late all the time. Itdoesn't bother me. Guess as you get
we drove separate today. I washere first. Yes, yes, you
were times three minutes. So youhave has he ever bought you like a

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gift to like a Christmas gift ora gift like that, and in the
moment you've been like, oh Ilove this, but then you've been like,
yeah, absolutely. Here's the here'sa quick story. I bought an
engagement ring for Karen. Let's goright there. I got down on one

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knee and put it on her finger. She said, yes, guess what
we did the very next weekend gota new ring, went and changed that.
You've got to let Karen talk onthis one. It was not the
very next weekend. We were engagedfor a year and a half, which
we got a new ring almost immediately. So I will say, in all
fairness, I did tell him whatmy preference was and he followed suit,

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so I applaud him for that.It wasn't, however, the reason.
No, I've been. I've hadthat my whole life. It's not big
enough. The reason for the changeis when we went to go get our
wedding bands. I didn't like theway that the bands were. The options
were like the three and one,and I didn't like that around my finger.

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So we just put the actual diamondin and I have just one.
Good God. You have to understand, though, Karen, men take great
pride in that process and our feelings. I still have feelings. I still
have the band, our feelings.I kept it, she kept. It's
in the junk draw It's in thebox in the junk dras. I've not

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purchased my wife anything that she likesever at all, ever, at all.
It's like waking up Christmas morning,every morning with you, Mike.
That's it.