Pick 3 foods for life, just 3. Can't do it! Using someone else's toothbrush. Everything is $100.

Special guest Beverly The American, married to the Brit! Pick 3 foods for ever, and how gross is it to use someone elses toothbrush? Lying about what something costs to your spouse.

Episode Transcript

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M hmm. This is Over FrinkPopcraft, the Eating Over the Sink Podcast.
Glad you're listening. It's Mike Raffertywith my two best friends, JP
the Brit, per Sword, MorningAll, and the Pride of Girl Fort
Madison High School officer Andy Stultz.Good morning, good morning. We have

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another guest as beautiful inside as sheis out, the lovely Beverly per Sord.
Hello, wife of JP the Britt. I'm a lucky man. I'm
a lucky man. You're a verylucky man, you know what. I'm
a little bit. It's a littlebit awkward because Stults is standing. I'm
not used to him standing. Ifeel like I'm hunching hunch. He's about

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to like freaking breakfast salvage. Hedoes have a three point standard. I'm
like, I feel like he's gonnajump on me like noseguard for the Steelers.
Are you a standard? I'm astandard. I always I'm out here.
I just gotta say you out that'sright, that's right, which begs

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the question what were you thinking?I know, are you blind? And
when it was it's the looks inthe accent put them together. It's like,
you know the accent you guys don'teven hear the accent anymore. Really,
yeah, I don't hear it.You guys met in college college,
Yeah, at a bar. Itwas there alcohol involved. No, I

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don't think the first time we metwe were no, we weren't cross paths
on on campus, and I justkept putting ran I think a little bit
away. It was like when Iwas a half more run coming up god
freshman year. We met freshman year, but we didn't date till I've seen
pictures of you in college, andI understand why she get the second meeting

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though, I was walking into acollege party and Bevard was doing a keg
stand, and at that moment,that's love. It first sight that the
sunshine came down, and I waslike, that's my girl, that's the
one. A wait a few years, you know, I want to hear
more about the keg stand. Iwas. Theird thing is I don't even
drink beer anymore. I hate beer. I don't like it. But that's

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all I used to ever drink Millerlight and oh and lemon drop shots.
I walked into a she had aline of metal lights and the line of
finals. I just finished taking finalswith my roommates. Right, that was
Wednesday, It could have been aWednesday. But was he was he as

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charming as he is today? Then? Yeah, he's pretty charming kind of.
He's not the gift of gap,yes, very much. The gift
of gad for sure. Yeah,for sure, which is why he's here
right podcast. Sometimes the gift ofGad doesn't stop and it's annoying. And
he's an interesting guy because he everyonein your household will pee in the shower.

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But yeah, he does not know. And you've you've admitted to me
that you've tried to get him todo it. Yeah, I'm like,
don't be afraid. It's fine,jump up and it will change your life.
Sandwich. Is there so much peerpressure on me peeing in the shower
because because you won't, it's likeyou're of one stone, You're get your

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showering, go in the bathroom,one last thing, you have to put
down this dirt track again. Iknow, but it's fascinating. It's not
like when people pee in the shower, they're like, well, speak for
yourself. So half the time Idon't need to. It's not like it's
not like I'm not if I don'tneed to I'm not going to stand there
and try and hypnotize myself to shower. You know what I mean? You

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take like six showers a day.He does in the shower. Once he
does PE before he gets in theshower. Yes, number one, number
two, get it all so youcan clean yourself, goes to the bathroom.
Then he goes in the shower everytime he showers. Yeah, for
sure, that's a way opportunity.So I just I'm just living into this
American cultural thing of showering all thetime. That's all making sure I'm clean
and smell good. But we don'tshower all the time. We just covered

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that last showers a lot. Well, well, yeah, you're right,
two showers a day, one showerat least pe in the show one p
shower, hold it, hold ittook. I took a massive step forward
in the last season going with themask step forward. You guys, have

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you introduced me to the beer inthe shower? I never had that first
thing I did, right. Iblame is that I used to do that
all the time. Morning I cameback and told be about it, and
I immediately when I need a showers, it was like drink shower. How
are you not peing in the show? I don't have to immediately right the

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warm water, like, I don'tget it. We've covered this, so
I didn't like to get the otherside of the store. I was thinking
there day about foods that I couldn'tlive without, not meals, but actual
food items that you just couldn't livewithout. I couldn't live without diet coke.
I would not eat what else?And yeah, I would say probably
red wine. So you're not onefood red wine and diet coked. You

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gotta have some susce in steak agood especially Chipotle steak. But have you
have you tried to like replicate theChipotle steak like the flavors. I don't
think I ever. I think wetried one time. We tried to make
them marry. We tried. That'sthat's that's that's a free Does she not?

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Does she cook? I cook?Do you remember the first meal I
cooked you or made you I wasnot cooking. It was like spaghetti ragu.
You know they're like free cooked chicken. You can buy Little Boy cheese
that's still relations. What's the wrongwith that? I thought it was so

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good and he was like, whaton her? You know what was really
funny she was she was so cutethat because she was like really nervous to
give it to me, like she'sshe really wanted me to like it.
And I took a bite, Iwas like, wow, that sounds hot
pockets. That's when I had myfirst mail with care. She whipped up

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a couple of hot Bucks scratch fromscratch. I mean, there's no like
cooking. It's just like a stumbling, isn't it. I mean, you
get your meal. It's I've comea long way to be fair, she
has come a long way. Ineed that bananas one of your three foods.
Don't waste it on that she's got. Her three foods are just for

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the record, just for the cook. Red wine, Justice, steak.
I'm so help you. I'm gonnalive j J fish, three fish,
jap. What you got cheese allof my cat very mature cheese, mature
chatta cheese. I couldn't live withoutcheese, cheese with a degree bubbon.

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I mean, got a your listway different than mine, but go ahead.
I would put I would put meat, but then I would subcategorize the
steak. No way, so steak, bourbon and cheese. Yeah, that's
terrible. It's what's not bread?You can't live without a sandwich? Do

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you want to cheat off my cheessheet? It's peanut butter, cheese and
Cajun fries from five guys are thefood you cannot live on. What are
you going to drink? You're gonnabe really gonna drink terry raft. What's
your three foods? Bread? Bread, pork? Pork? Yeah, but

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is it you say it's gonna belike a pork chop all the pork.
Yeah, yeah, one piece ofpork. It's gotta be bacon. Go
with the bacon. No pork isso rad, would be muckety. Choices
not good? Okay? Red winedie cold red wine? All right,

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I'll go with I go with porkchopp bread and and lettuce lets world,
if any of everybody could see hiswife's eye roll lettice, it was like
romance, like a green leafy lettuce, like a red leaf lettuce. Because

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that's a that's a meal. Don'tsay that out loud, like do you
eat that plain like lettuce in thisin this experiment, I have to I
can't use a salad of a choiceright there. It is because think,
do you really want to eat cheese. I don't like. I just had
this mental image of wrath with afreaking big piece, like a big thing

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of letus in his just like yeah, like I feel like that surprises me
one let us in the other.I'm just trying to be healthy. I
would have been a good choice.You could pick like three foods tomato,
lettuce, and bacon. Boom,then you have a whole the sandwich.
You're thinking the box tonight. No, we're not chicken palm. No,

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I want she wants chicken palm tonight. Chopping the bread. I like the
bread, so you're didging me onthe lettuce. I don't think collectively.
I think that's terrible. I thinkthat's a fail. Can I go?
Can I change then? Or lockedin? Can I go? Bread?
Pork fries? You got to bemore specific, French fries, okay.

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Toothbrush, toothbrush in the in thein the master suite, you got the
his and her sinks, right,have you ever grabbed the wrong toothbrush?
Absolutely not. And and brush yourteeth with your spouses. Oh that's what
we're taping right now. No,I would never brush is disgusting. It's

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so gross, Like yeah, andtoothbrushes like electric toothbrushes electric a man electric?
What you guys? You know whenyou your toothbrush, like, it's

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kind of see I'm used to that, so it's it's it's you know,
dual purpose. Well, yeah,but no, I would never use a
toothbrush. Kind of interesting when youhear it from the outside. But but
you'll kiss him. Yeah, soundedso excited about it. Didn't seem very
excited. I I really don't.I've I've definitely used that toothbrush just because

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yeah yeah, no, I meanI know, but knowing I just pick
it up and then I'm like,oh god, you finish up. But
will you share a cup? Like, can't let me some of that?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, soyou have food. I just feel like
a tooth sharing a toothbrush. That'slike you're like up in your teeth and
you are and like you're getting allthe food. That's gross. Well,

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I got a quick story. WouldI use toothbrush? Yes? If I
drop my sandwich on the ground,would I pick it up and eat it?
Yes? Why would I not useher toothbrush? Right, I'd use
it. I don't I would eatit. You wouldn't know it like you
wouldn't just be like, I'm goingto use that toothbrush today, but if
you stuck it in there, youOkay, if my vibrating toothbrush was broke,

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I would use her vibrating to direstraight. Like if I didn't have
like a toothbrush to use and Ihad to brush my teeth, yeah,
I would use my toothbrush, crankon the hot water and wise, you
know, give me a little haveelectric vibrating tooth yeah, no, you
have a mechanically, like a mechanicalon a regular one. What is he

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doing over there? Like a manualtoothbrush? Yeah, I have a manual
toothbrush. I have an elbow brushand rough teeth really hot. That's it.
It's an automatic toothbrush. She justput it in drive. Oh my
god, how many names do wehave for this freaking toothbrush. It's a
vibrating toothbrush. So you've used Karen'stoothbrush, Yeah, she's used mine,

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but by accident, not Yeah,it's not not a normal product. I
mean like no, but if ina pants I would if I had to.
So I've used my wives and shedoesn't know it accident, but like
at some point we had like verysimilarly colored like I had like a dark
green and she had a light green, and I scrabbed the wrong one and

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it felt a little different, youknow, the different stiffness on the bristles.
I'm like, maybe she got mea new toothbrush. Oh, this
is nice and it's hers. Didyou tell it? Of course not,
there's no need to tell. Irinse it off. I mean, look,
you have to believe that when you'reliving with somebody, your germs are
their germs. So it's fortunately it'sit's not like a normal practice, like

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I would never go and just usea toothbrush, but if it was a
mistake, yes, it'd be interesting. There's like people out there that share
one toothbrush. This is this isour toothbrush, just one one R and
toothbrush. All right, Beverly,this is where we do one white lie
that you tell John Paul, thatyou tell JP the britt that you're going

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to that's the same thing we hadwith Karen. But you gotta tell you
have to tell. Okay, Ido this all the time here we go,
whenever I go shopping for whatever,you ask how much, like how
much did you spend? How muchtotally lie about it, you know the
funny. And I don't know whybecause clearly he can see exactly how much

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if you were a bank account,like yeah, like how much are those
shows? Like oh, they're likeone hundred dollars one hundred and sixty dollars
later like whatever, But I justyeah, you just don't always run down.
Let me say it's funny about that. It's the delayed it's delayed beef.
Right, here's the funny. Forgetwhenever I ask. Every time I
ask, I know exactly how muchshe spent, So you always ask a

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questions already as on my phone likecredit card, lot a lot. I
just I'm curious if she actually tellsme the truth, like I never tell
that you ever ever, Like,hey, honey, how much was there?
How much are those shoes? Likea hundred? Everything? In my
head, I'm like, you meanone hundred and eighty five? Right,
like the sixty five extra bucks tax? Right? Yeah? Do you leave

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stuff in the car, like doyou go shopping leave it in the car
and then bring it in later likemaybe when he's not home. No,
I just kind of like some ofthe bags in a bigger bag. So
you can't see all the bags,so it looks like you went to one
place. One thing. I willtell you something about wife. She she's
not good at lying, like she'sgonna she is going to tell you what
is right on her mind in thatmoment, if you like it or not.

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Not a bad quality, not abad quality at all. So the
white lies are probably few and farbetween. I got I've got something that
I just thought about. This hasnever happened to me though, so just
lie. I feel like when yougo get food for your family, Say
you go to McDonald's, Yep,you're buying for your wife, your son,

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and for yourself. If you buyan extra cheeseburger too for the drive
home, they don't have to knowabout that. But you're not lying about
it. You're just not She doesn'tsay, did you eat two hamburgers them
for me? She's not disclosing that. So is that a white lie?
It's a liable mission. I'm nowgoing to ask you every time you come

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home if you had a hamburger onthe way house. But I've never done
that. Is that a hamburger onyour broad honey? Like if I would
like, especially with five guys,when I got five guys, and I
always get one of the hot dogsfor the right time. It's like an
advertiser. I like you more thanI