Ride or Die: Veggies or Fruit. And yes, someone chose Cheese. Also, THAT SMELL.

What is the ultimate fruit and vegetable? SPOILER: Andy picks cheese. What smells good but shouldn't?

Episode Transcript

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This is an over frink pop cough. The Eating over the Sink podcast.
All right, it's episode do seasondo second Helpings? Eating over the Sink?
It's Rafferty JP de BRIT's over herethe product grow Port Madison High School

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officer Andy Stultz. We are Groport, we are back SELTSI. I kind
of was hesitant on this topic becauseit's something I don't know that you have
a strong opinion. Well, youhave a strong opinion, but it's just
you're not a big fruits and vegetablesguy. Now you do have certain exceptions
you're willing to make, which willunravel as this segment kind of moves forward.

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But fruits or vegetables, you canonly eat one category the rest of
your life. What are you picking? I'm picking veggies all the way.
I'm a veggie guy. I fruit. I gotta force myself the al eat
a banana. If I got topick one, it's fruit. I like
fruit, but veggies definitely more versatile. Correct, Yeah, which which veggie

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like? If one veggie? God, that's a tough one. Asparagus is
my favorite. Even though it makesyour peace smell, sorry it does,
it actually doesn't make it smell.It makes some trigger in your nose or
something like that. No, it'sthe that smells, is it really?
I thought it was more like ittriggers some enzyme in your nose, it
makes you smell things differently, orsomething like that. It's weird. It's
a weird fact. That's how itis in England. I don't think they
do that here? Yesli English asparaguspara. Why is that? Though?

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Like, and it happens quick too. You eat a sparagus VP within ten.
I think I'm gonna do some research. What does the sparagus look like?
I've never seen it before. Oh, that's ridiculous, that spear that
skinny green vegetables? Right, yougotta go lettuce though. If you're gonna
choose one vegetable your entire life,you gotta pick lettuce, right, because

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that's you can have salads. Butyeah, but but you can't eat nothing
what that? You only can eatthat the rest of your life. You
can't put nothing on the least.That's sorry, you put salad dressing on
it. I'm fine with that.Well just came in my head. I
would eat corn on the cob.Oh is that vegetable fruit? What are
you talking? About. It's definitelyvegetable corn. I don't want to eat
corn out of a can. It'sgotta be a corn on the cob.

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See that's that's interesting because a tomatois a fruit. But think about all
the things that I think red sauce, yeah, yeah, all things you
can make from it. Yeah,that's not my chooes. My choese is
fruit, which would probably be likea watermelon or some kind of melon would
be my choice. I wonder haveyou ever thought how they seedless watermelons?

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How do they grow them to beseedless? Probably not, by the way,
for everyone's fearing pleasure. I justgot them two ding dong blank stairs
at me when I just like grapes, right, like seedless grapes. You
got to start with a seed,right, Why don't they make them all
seedless? I don't think they're seedlessthough. There were those a tiny little
white They're like not the black seedin a watermelon. They're tiny little But

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I shouldn't market them as seedless.If the seeds when you eat watermelon,
do you eat the seeds virtually seedI can't. I got a little stomach
thing. I'm not allowed to eatseeds. Fit the seeds. I love
watermelon. I try my best tospit the seeds. Yeah. So you
say you go for veggie, you'dgo corn, for the cop for for
fruit, for fruit, you gowatermelon. Yes, gp the britt You

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would say sparagus is my favorite vegetable. For the rest, Well, you're
gonna yeah, you're gonna be paying. That's right. I'm behind two doors,
double layer security. That's right.What's your fruit? It's probably those
little baby clementines. Those are nice. I literally could eat five hundred of
those. Yeah, I'm gonna golettuce as my veggie. I don't think

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that counts as a vegetable. There'sno chloric vats of vegetable. You can't
cook it wilted. You can't wiltwhat. Yes, you're will you let
us, let us. You don'tknow what you're talking about. Little garlic.
It doesn't eat vegetable. It's justlike you could. Let's just does
does kale and spinish count as alettuce? No? The leafy green,

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I'm going to say, leafy greenis my vegetable and you can't take it
away from me. But that's nota vegetable. That's a category of vegetables.
That's like saying, hey, I'mgonna pick fruit. I'm going to
say red leaf lettuce is my vegetable? Red? Okay? Is that fair?
Yes? And my fruit. Iwas gonna go banana, Yeah,
I would have picked that for Idon't go banana, but you mentioned the

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little clementine. I'm still sticking withthe banana. Banana is good. I
do like banana because they felt youcould cook them. You gotta get them,
gotta get them before they turn brownthough, they gotta go quick.
Yeah, buy them green and letthem. Yeah. So you like them
hard and firm, not lilted,And who doesn't? What's it's like?
What is the word I'm looking for? When it's like spongy, spongy and

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they're really like sweet almod they're toosugar? Do you a bruce banana?
Like with a bruise? I eatthe bruise that is, you can't taste
it. Oh, so the textureof depends how bad If it's like a
banana? The texture is terrible tostart with. I do like an I
like mine, like it. Ilike mine. That's saved me hard.

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But do you like feel the bananasbefore you buy them? What about an
apple's every every when's last time?Just been into an applend years last week?
What if you put peanut butter onit? Salty? It's that's how
you get me to eat fruits andpeanut butter, honey crisp, or mel
cheese on it, honey crisp.What the green ones called the all Granny

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Smith? Granny Smith? Those areonly good for a pie. I can't
those are too They're too tart hotmy stomach for a pie. No,
they're perver a pie. But likewhen you buy my boy loves the Grannie
Smith green apple? Really? Yeah? Or an apple with a nice hunky
cheddar cheese. That sounds good,dude, say now now, don't see

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woke up? That's vegetable and fruit. I mean you get vitamins, as
you would say, what do yousell vitamins? Is that a real thing?
Is that really how you say it'sgood? It's a good job.
I love these guys. I'm justhonestly curious. You just say vitamin vitamin?
Yeah, what do you call theAre you that the way your vitamin?

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Like? Aluminium? Say aluminum?I say aluminum, just so I
don't get ridiculed in this aluminium?Yeahmm do you say micro microwave. It's
a simple question, gentlemen. I'mgonna ask you, what what's the worst
smell you've ever smelled or the worstsmell that is a day to day smell,

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something that you would smell often.And I'm taking away the obvious answer,
Buddyoda, Well yeah, let's takeaway the body odor smell. Ah
see, I can't. I wasgoing to go down the road of the
r V, but that's going downthe obvious fart smell. When you smell
septic smell, it's pretty bad.But I just want to challenge your brain
a little bit to come up withthat. I'll give you my two cents

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of a smell that infuriates me andagrivmells, just one smell. You said
two cents. Two cents on onesmell, two cents one. Very rarely
do I go to mar and Igo to the mall and walk by like
bed bathroom beyond and all the candlesand all that stuff. Oh my god,
It's like it's like so powerful,knocks knocks me out. It's not.

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That's a that's a great answer,though, because my son and I
were at what's that perfume? Sophora? Oh, god by my wife something
I worked with a headache. It'slike Abercrombie and fiction at the mall right,
they pipe in like cologne and youwalk past it and it like grabs
you by that. That's great.I didn't even incur to me. That's

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a great answer, and of courseloves it. I have a smell that
you guys won't be able to handle. You are correct, which is just
end the podcast. What makes mesick the most? If I smell this,
throw up, vomit, vomit.That was on my short list too.
If you col it's it's are you? If you smell it, yes,

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smell it and see it, you'regoing to clean up to I can't.
I can't smell that. That's metoo. I can't do it.
Good old, good old puke.That is a good onside. Didn't I
didn't think about Cooper was let onin the car seat. He did sick.
He'd sit there until Karen came home. I can't do it. He'll
sit right in the car seat.What about I can't do it? What

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about burning hair? That's a prettybad smell, terrible smell. Burning hair.
You ever smelled like the burning hair? You're burning like sinis hair on
your arm. I kind of likethat. I can deal with that.
Yeah, that's not I can Ican do with it. How about about
that one tree. This smells likea crust between toe cheese and like on

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pit sweat. You know. Soit's got like a white flower. It's
not the Bradford pairs. It maybebe the bra It's got a really funky,
weird body O to slash, grosscheesy, kind of smells like something
else. We can't get into thecanell. I don't. I don't know
if JP would know this, butI know rafts. Remember back in the
day raft when the guys would dipand then spit into a bottle. Oh

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that's pretty bad. Bad smell.That smells bad. I've never smelled that,
but it sounds like they just spitin a bottle all day. And
then you have like they call itdip spit or whatever. And in college,
real quick to that point, wewere at a we were at a
bar on Saint Patrick's Day and mybody was dipping and he had a dip
empty beer bottle that he was spittingin. My other buddy had was overserved.

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No no, no, no,no, no, he didn't know
it was this full. It wasit was a half a bottle of beer.
And he picked it up. Hefelt like, that's a beer.
That's a beer, and oh yeah, smells you don't like? Yeah,
you threw up on the spot.What about Hey, let me flip the
question real quick. What's what's thegross smell that you like? I'll tell
you one. I just conviction.He glw his eyes glimmered. He was,

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I hate love and hate gasoline.Oh that's a good smell, gasoline
w D foury. It's a goodsmell, but if you smell it for
a long time, it could getheadache going on. But that smell I
had that on my list is anunconventional good smell smell. I like it.
I love the smell of gasoline.Yeah yeah, I like gasoline.
Chopping wood, do a little bitof woodworking on side. I like the

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that fresh that fresh cut piece ofwood. And like a fire, like
burning fire, absolutely like that's kindof spring fire smell. Like if you
go into like a like a looeslike a hardware store, go to the
lumber section, that's the greatest smell. That's a great smell. It smells
great, new car smell. Loveit. It gives me a little bit

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of a headache depending on the cotI Like my wife was and I were
talking about this, the smell ofnew plastic new car smell, which is
basically plastic new shoes, like ashoe smell. Yeah, the ocean smells
good too, like you know whatI mean, Like go to the beach
for the first time in the summeras because you're it's a different smell.
You're in a different city. It'sjust the smell when you're like you just

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get done working in the yard,like that freshly. I do not smell
you mean the grass? Yeah,Oh it smells great. You and I
like, I don't love I don'tsmoke cigars, but I will sit by
you if you smoke a cigar.I love the smell of smoke cigar.
Yeah, it makes it feels likesomeone took a dump in my mouth afterwards,
But I'll find two doors. Butbut I'll sit next to you.

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And I love that. I lovethe smell of How about this, Oh,
boy, after you have a nicebig Deli sub and then you burp
you ever you ever get that?Oh that was a really good sub.
It's like other people would kind ofdiscuss it,