Second Helpings! How many raw onions can you eat? No TP? No problem!

JP, Andy and Raff back for more food fights in season two, EOTS Second Helpings!
Raw onions, breakfast breads and running out of toilet paper all on the menu!

Episode Transcript

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Mmmm over Frink, Popcraft, theEating Over the Eating Over the Sink Podcast,
And here we are. Season numbertwo is underway. Second Helpings,

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Eating over the Sink. It's MikeRafferty here with my two great friends.
To my left, JP, thebrit per Sword. What's up everybody?
And to my right the Pride ofgrove Port Madison High School officer Andy Steltz.
Good morning, Raft. Can youbelieve we're doing this again? I
love it? Well, you know, after millions of people wrote in after

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ten to jump back into the studio, after hundreds of people, hundreds of
people, people are still listening toseason one. I believe that or not?
No way, I just heard.Yes, people are still downloading and
listening to season one. People arestill catching up on it because we're international
superstars. I mean, spot mine. Wait, we're starting to catch on.

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Maybe after our tenth season this willbe a thing, madness. I
just want to reset a couple ofthings for people maybe who are jumping in
now, maybe didn't hear season one, So just as to identify the main
qualities and characteristics of us. JP, if you remember from season one,

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is the guy who he'll pee inyour pool. He'll pee all over your
pool. He'll he'll pee on yourpool deck, he'll, he'll, he'll
pee wherever it is. But hewill not pee in the shower. No,
no, shower, well my feettouch No, that's not right.
And he also has a huge problempronouncing t's and ours. Yeah, taco.
He's my favorite world on this show. Gut's just get ready for the
relentless badgering that these two, youknow, as every day. I'm trying

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not to make fun of your beautifulaccent. It's just it's just too easy.
Do you want me to say squirrel? Yeah? Squirrel, squirrel,
squirrel, that's that's a topic fora future episode. I think how to
put it out squirrel? Probably toomany syllables. There's Andy, there's v's
in it. It's squ that's vvsquirrel, squirrel, that's that's a tricky

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word for anybody to say. Squibvel, swivel, squivel. Squirrel. Can't.
Let's move on quickly, I've alreadyget embarrassing. Harassed. Officer Andy,
if you remember from season one,is the guy who makes chicken skin
sandwiches. He thinks cheese is avegetable and he actually embezzled peanut butter from
his mom's pantry as a kid.That's my favorite story. But I will

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tell you though I have. Idid try your technique of kind of picking
out the middle of the of themetal and then smooth over at the top.
I tried that and it works.But everybody, yeah, it works
so till my wife found it.And and he used to pull the peanut
butter out of the middle so hismom wouldn't see that he ate it because
the jar is clear right, Yes, now I put my put my peanut
butter in little bits of banana.It's really tasty. You should see.

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And the fight does not here's fruitor vegetable. It does not compute.
A cheese is a vegetable? Ohmy god. It comes from nature.
Yes. And uh And just fora review, I'm the guy that pooped
in a lake thinks the hot dogis a sandwich and his wife has to
hide potato chips in her car fromthat's that's where we are a mix of

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talent. That's that's where we are. In fact, I opened my I
was watching my wife's car the otherday. I opened up the back and
there's four bags of chips in abox. Pull them out as we need
them. So do you get reallyangry when you see that? Does it
frustrate you? No? I'm happyI found him. Oh do you like
do you like steal them? Like? Do you like look around? And

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then like, I took a bag. I took a bag and I put
it so I have a secondary hidingplace for the chips. But do you
take a bag and then replace itwith another bag so you just take an
No, she goes to Costco orwhatever and buys big bulk of chips.
Yeah, and I'll she won't missone bag. Rapid fire. This is

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We're not gonna spend a lot oftime on this because we do want to
get into some other things. Buthow many raw onions could you eat?
It depends on the situation. It'sthe pickled onions, raw onions, raw
onions the size of a baseball.How much money is just like an apple?
Right? You just brite into it, You can't cut it, just
bright into it. I don't Ilove onions. I don't know that I

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could do more than three. That'sthree hundred bucks. Yeah, hold on,
think about this in your head.If it's one hundred dollars an onion,
I could sit there all day.No way, yes, oh no,
fairly. And these are that we'retalking white onions, not the sweet
yellows, not the reds, thespicy hardball size. At least, I

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think the key is eat them fast. Let's slow down. It's now.
Can we cut the onion up andeat it? Eat it like an apple?
You like an And the thing withthat, too, is there's no
core of an onion, so it'sthe whole thing. There's no left in
the furry bits on the end,the furry bits one hundred dollars an onion.

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I could probably eat three or fourone. We actually did have our
our very first topic recommendation from oneof our sink heads. Nikki wrote in
and would like us to talk aboutbreakfast breads. So what did you guys

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have for breakfast this morning? Oh? I'm not gonna say yes, you
are had three boiled eggs. Iput the old Bay hot sauce on.
It was beautiful. I was ina rash to get down town. Hard
boiled eggs, hobbought eggs. Yah, three hobboared eggs. I know that's
that's Raft's favorite. Well, letme ask you a question. Were they

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already prepared or oh yeah, webought we boiled like twenty four eggs on
a quick Yeah, I get themout. But talk about one of the
most frustrating endeavors ever, and that'speeling a poorly boiled, hard boiled egg.
Will you peel half the egg away? And you do you peel the
egg? Or do you skin it? Well? To be honest with you,
I'll pick at it and then Icurt a lot and I throw in

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the trash. I can smell it. Oh it's so good, dude,
pepper hot sauce. Throw that inthere, youm yum. Anyways, you
have a breakfast English muffin, peanutbutter, that's it. And butter,
that's it. So I just that'sit. Yes, Oh had on hat
on. He looked away when hesaid that. Do you said that?

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That's all I had was breakfast isnot a big meal in our house.
I'm not a huge breakfast guy.I had a bagel with cream cheese this
morning. It's very good now we'retalking, and a banana. So ultimately,
so breakfast breads. I love toast. I could eat toast for every
meal. Well what kind of breadthough? Like name it? So you

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don't you know, like if youhad to chew use. I do actually
like a wheat bread toast more thananything because you can kind of get a
little crispy, er, little muchmore well done. But like a biscuit,
is that a bread? Sure,it is biscuits, engravy, it's
a biscuit, but it's a breadproduct. Bad, it's flower. What
are you talking about? That's notwell bread, that's not I don't know,
I don't know. To me,it's a bread based A biscuit is

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kind of like an ice cream sandwich. It's not really a sandwich. An
ice cream sandwich isn't a sandwich?Is a croissana bread? That's where I
was about to go, see,I wouldn't. I would put that more
as a pastry. So I thoughtyou were going to go with like scone,
a scone and anasket. Those arebread based bread. So that's a
pastry right like you put is adonat of bread, it's a pastry.

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They're in pastry. You got afilling or of frosting. It's a pastry.
So I feel like I need toeducate the American listeners. I just
just you know, just for futurethought, if you ever stumble into any
other extremely intelligent english folk like myself. There's no such thing in England as
an English muffin. That was onehundred invented in the United States of America.

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So why do they call it that. I have no idea, no
clue. I'll do some research forthe next one on that, because are
they making fun? I'd never havea fun joke. I just like I
feel like I feel like it's it'slike an infomercial, right, fun like
a clown Like it's like an infomercial, right like you Americans like listening to
English people in it? At somepoint do well, there's all those infomercials

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always English people. Why do Englishpeople do I've I've never seen an English
muffin? And it's I came hereand I was I was like fifteen,
I was some family was hosting mefor this lacrosse trip. I was on,
oh man, you must love Englishmuffins. How about this is?
Yeah, where does coffee cake fallinto isast pastry? All those got the
word bread, got the word cakein it. It's you don't surprised me

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raf that you you pulled out wheatbreadas kind of your premiere toast bread.
I would have expected maybe a sourdough or that's a toast. Yeah,
salad dough is my favorite bread.Do you have you ever eaten for breakfast
like a banana nut bread? Isthat a breakfast bread? It's got bread

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in the title banana bread, zuchinibread, bread, bread, breakfast breads?
Does that fall into the prescotta pastry? See? I like, but
it's got bread in the title.He just had banana bread, ice cream
sandwich, sandwich and ice cream sandwichesbecause it's that's kind of a weird thing
I was thinking about. I canstay on topic, my man. Sorry,

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sorry, we're talking about bread.So what is your go to bread
in the morning? Obviously toast toastthis morning, and a bagel would be
a close second, and then Iwould go English muffin or if your JP
just muffin savage I had bagels inthe house, would begel every morning,
but we run out real quick becauseI all eat them as fast as like
as I can. You just gostraight up plaine or you go like every

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cinnamon cream cheese. No, no, no, no, pla a bagel,
not like what you put on it. It doesn't really matter to me.
But buttered, I mean cream cheese, is the obvious answer. Cream,
cheese and bagels. It's like peanut, butter and jelly. But a
good buttered bagel, yeah, hardto be real butter, yeah, hard
to be all right? Can wetalk? It's got to be toasted.
You can't. I don't like peoplethat eat bagels like what that You got

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to toast? Yeah, which sometimesis troubling depending on the thickness of the
bagel and the size of your toaster, and that gets a little bit challenging.
Plus the other thing, the onlydownside about bagels is the hole in
the middle. Can we talk aboutthe hole? Because something that's what makes
it a bagel? Well, butbut some some bagels you get have a
little baby hole. You get cream, right, you do have that that

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drop through, which it's kind ofevery now and again, especially if you've
got a real good egg and cheesebagel and with a running yolk, you
know that it gets a bit messy. I like a small Are you complaining
about a sandwich that's messy? Eatit over the sink? If established this
episode podcast, Eat the Sloppy Sandwichover the set. I had an issue

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a couple of days ago in therestroom at home where there was no toilet
paper. My own fault, noone else's fault. It didn't I should
have looked before I went in there. I didn't. Just doing my thing,
checking my phone as everybody does onthe toilet, right, Yep,
no TP. So there's a wehave like a water closet in the bathroom,

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so it's just like a separate littleroom. So I kind of did
the weird awkward lean around the cornerinto the cabinet below the sink, you
see where we keep the TP.None there either, So that means all
the toilet paper is now in thebasement. Let's like the let's like your
sucks a coming off. So Idid a little wattle down to the basement
to get a whole new thing ofTP. Yeah, back up to the

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bathroom. Let me tell you Itook a shower. Yeah. Yeah,
Well so so that's that's an importantthing. Some important facts there, Like
if you're home alone. I washome alone. I couldn't yell hey somebody.
That's the only option, Like whenyou're home alone is to do the
water, the dirty water. Imean, what else you gonna do?
It's the dirty water. I mean, so if if your family's home is

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there a go to TP runner foryou? I have one. I have
a runner, like Sam's my TPR. It's always the youngest, yeah right,
totally yeah, just because they arethey always know where it's out because
they've done it on a hundred times. So they just go get it real
quick. You let them in ordo you let do you? Like you
just crack the door and they justhand it in and you grab it.
Wait a minute, you guys usethe bathroom with the door shut. I

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close if somebody is home. IfI'm going numbers, aren't you in your
Like do you use the bathroom inyour bedroom? Bathrooms? And I'll close
my bedroom door and the bathroom door. So I want to be I've got
this thing. You have a doublelayer of security. Percent What are you
worried about? Like, so let'stalk real quick, real quick. Little
tangents just public bathrooms that are directlyonto a corridor or whatever, a white

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door like a hallway, a hallway. Sorry, it's always sorry. I
have to take from these two loans. It's unbelievable, you know, Like,
I will not, I will not. I will not take a dump
without having a door and another doorseparate me. You know, what I
mean, like I need an entrydoor, and then you need a sally.

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You need like double door can duallayer of security, dual layer of
security. Especially you're an interesting Ijust like in a shower and he's got
to have two doors separating him betweenthe outside and yeah, I just well,
so you have what about like youryour downstairs powder room, right and
I'm poop down there. Then letme ask you a question because I did

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at your house. Let's get offthe toilet paper real quick. How do
you what what is the dress codewhen you're pooping? Whatever you're wearing?
Were you taking shirts off, shortsat the ankles or shorts all the way
off? What do you do?It depends on the time of day.
What are you talking about? Wegot two layers of security. What are

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you what are you doing? Well, it depends on the time of day
because naked, I know in themorning. In the morning, I got
shorts by my ankles. Why wouldyou have shorts on in the morning because
I sleep in shorts. So Iget off take a dump. Okay,
so you get up and take adump, shorts on on the ankles around
one ankle, round both ankles,both ankles and I have a T shirt.

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Wait, wait, why would yougo wron one ankle? Yeah,
you can spread I don't do.I take shorts all the way off and
just hang them up. Yeah.Why would you have the shorts on the
ground on the dirty like that?Let me make the would you put your
shorts on a dirty bathroom floor?It's day, It's just at your home,
it's not dirty. What do youwhat are you doing? What do

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you do at the hockey rink?You do you just put them on the
ground. I'm not sure your knees. I think I've pooped to the the
well. Sometimes you have to thesetwo games on Saturday. I'm coming there
all day. One of the onlythings in my life that's organized is my
pooping schedule. Normally. I'm good. I what I want to get into
your schedule? You're fully dressed,poop on well. Lest If I'm going

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to a shoe shower and I needto go, then I will be I
want to talk to I want totalk to Officer Andy for a moment about
something that he said. So youtake your shorts off, yes, all
the way off every time, everytime in the morning in the house.
Yeah, But if you were togo if you were in public and you
had to go, you're not takingyour your clothes off? No, I'll

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do if I got shorts on,I'll do like knees, you know,
at the knees. I don't wantmy shorts to touch the bathroom. What
about your pants? It's a struggle. Yeah, it's like you have your
shoes to protect your jeans from hittingthe ground. So could we invent a
raised toilet where you step up,like you carry your own raised toilet seat
with you at all time? Idon't that that doesn't seem very practical.

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But if there is a step up, it keeps you off the floor.
Just a thought. So you're sittingon a toilet with a step, your
feet on the steps off the ground. So I guess the step could get
dirty, but you can wipe thestep off. Yeah, yes, I
feel like that's a more more efficientpooping position with your feet up. Whether
they sell those those squatty potty littlestools, you know, squatty pie it

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was on. Yeah, it wasjust like English muffins. You're at home.
You don't take your shirt off whenyou poop? No, do you?
Yeah? That's weird, Like isit bure your shirt? Up,
Like, what do you do withthis? Why do you have to take
your shirt off the poop? It'sjust weird sitting down with a shirt on.

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It's kind of like past your waist. What do you hype the shirt
up? Just take it off andhang it on the hook. It must
be a big event for it Neyto take it down wardrobe change. It's
an episode. It's a you knowyou're in there for ten to fifty minutes.
You're not in there for like twoseconds? All right? Well,
no, no, no, no, I mean I've had moments where I've

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been in the bathroom for several minutes, but I I don't think fifteen.
Yeah, that's if you if youdidn't take your phone in, you'd be
in there for like a minute becauseyou got nothing to do. Do you
poop with your phone? No,I don't know. I don't likely you
don't poop with your phone. We'vetaken each other from that. Everybody does.
If you wear your shirt taking apoop, I'm assuming when you get
out you look like you just workedout, like you have a little sweat

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stain on your shirt. How hard? How hard are you trying to go?
Man? You ever close your hesaid, he's behind a closed door
taking a poop. It's one hundreddegrees in there. No, no,
I got the fact you put thefan on. Oh of course, see
it bothers me putting the fan becausethen I can't hear people coming. Just
case someone trying to just coming againstyou just said, just in case someone

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tries to get into my two layerof security. I want to hear the
footsteps poop the door open today.You know who always wants to come in
with me poop my dog because you'relike, you're right with him, right,
Well, that's my third layer ofsecurity. Just exd mhm