This episode is a bit cheesy. Want to rub JP's feet?

The cheese episode! Andy is in heaven! Plus do you like feet? Everyone has an opinion.

Episode Transcript

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M hmm. This is over Frinkpop coff the Eating over the Sink podcast.
M h okay, how about thatfor a little? Ring a bell?
About that little for a little didyou do that? Let's start every
episode that way now, Yes,it happened the kitchen sink. We we

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got sound effects and everything. Kitchensink cat. It's rafferty with my good
friends JP, the Brick Sword andthe Pride of Grove Port Madison High School
Officer Andy Stokes, Good morning boys, morning. You are actually very well
quaffed today. Am I wafted?You know what? Quaff me and stalty
h yes, hairs kind of puttogether kind of Yeah. I try,

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you know, when I'm coming intothe studio, I want to make myself
look good. It gives me confidence. On the on the southeast side of
Columbus, we call that half ass. What a great word. Quaff I'm
wearing the e O T s toEating over the Sink hat so much hashtag
ketchup sucks and Stelt's got he's probablytwo thirds of the way into the beard.

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You shave, You shave completely everysix weeks. Yeah, I go,
uh four to six weeks. Whydid you do that? Let it.
I just start over. I getthere, you know, I just
start over. Yeah. I likehim with the beard. I'm just going
to throw that out there. Helooks very sophisticated, really young. When
I shave, I'll shave it alloff. You did. That's that's what

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I think. You look cooler withthe beard. Get a little bit of
a silver fox thing going. That'sthe first pole. That's the first pole
on our Instagram site. By theway, shaving stalts non shaven. We
could do it before and a half. We can do it before and after
and we can get vote. That'sit's actually j P. The britt with
it with one idea today. I'mjust I'm just a plethorat so before so

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when you shave, take a picturebefore you shave, and then after put
show because we know. And pleasekeep your shirt on. Yeah. Can
I do no shirt? Nope?The way, no shirt. Nobody wants.
This is going to be the chepisode. Yes, I know Stalty struggled
with the with the fruits and vegetables. It was not necessarily his wheelhouse.

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We're gonna hit him right between theeyes here with the cheese. Stalty best
cheese, the best cheese. Ilove two cheeses, I said one Colby
Jack. I know it's not likeyou know your style is that with or
without the plastic wrap on it.Individually sliced block Colby cheesel Cobby cheese,

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and then blue cheese, cream cheese, close second, three cream cheese,
blue cheese. The best one yougot Colby cheese, so block Colby cheese,
and then a one and then ablue cheese, which I'm surprised that
you like blue cheese. There's nota cheese I do not like blue cheese

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is a way down second. Andthen I love cream cheese too, cream
cheese, really cheese. That's valve. It's like valveto chase no cheese and
cream cheese, cheese, cheese,tomatoes and ketchup cheese, cheese, cheese
product. That's fair, that's fair. But the blue cheese do you like
like actual blue cheese, not thedressing right, you know, cheese,

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the cheese, the cheese. Doyou buy real blue cheese? Or yes?
Do you like maytag like still tothe blue veiny the bear? Yeah,
so like fancy cheese like you guys. The fanciest I get is feather.
I like feta cheese like like areally good sharp cheddar. That's my
favorite, Like really mature, strongchedda. I would eat on just without

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anything. Usually eat in a salador with a piece of meat or an
olive or something. I like anykind of black cheese I eat. I
eat a black cheese. I eatcheese like it's going out cheese. I
will eat a whole thing of Parmesancheese, like real parmesana red giano cheese.
That's like cheese cheese, every daysalty. It's not not the palm

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that comes in a green can thatyou shake. That's not parmesan cheese.
Oh no. I like Swiss cheese, like a nice, like rich Swiss
cheese. Why is there holes inthe Swiss cheese? Here's here's a fun
fact on that. It'll I knowyou, I know you know this is
something You'll never be able to lookat Swiss cheese the same. Again.
The holes in the cheese are calledeyes. The cheese is looking at me.

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How creepy is that? I loveit? I think that you know
what, I'm going to make abold statement. I think Swiss cheese is
one of the most underrated cheeses outthere. I could not agree with you
I love Swiss cheese. I dotoo. Would you eat it on its
own? Because in a sandwich orlike, yeah, you know, friguan
your suit, that sort of thingfantastic. So you would just fold over
a slice shirt well, a littlehot mustard, fold it and make a

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little taco and eat it. Doyou think sliced cheese and block cheese tastes
different? Like so if you geta block of Swiss and a slice of
Swiss, they taste the same foryou. From the grocery slice belly cheese.
Yeah, like deli cheese. Idon't do that. You're gonna call
me? Is gonna call me asnob. I go to the deli and
have them slice meat cheese. Idon't go and buy cheese and a wrapper.

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It's fine. I'm very particular.It give me some cheese, mozzarella
provolone, any of these basic cheeseis doing anything for anybody? Like a
smoked provo provolone is? I Imozzarella for me is underwhelming. It doesn't
have any flavor, got a littlebit of stack to it. I feel

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like a little bit. It doesa bit of a twang, like when
we have pizza. I don't Isay light cheese because it's the cheese is
just there to hold the toppings together. There's no flavor with the cheese on
a pizza. Salts is good thinking. I'm nuts here extra cheese, the
cheese comes cheese. You're masking somethingelse on the pizza. You're masking a
poor crust, You're masking a poorsauce or an inferior topic. You buy

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the pizza because of the cheese.No, you buy the pizza because of
the crust. Oh yeah, true, I'm with I don't care how much
cheese on. If you've got abad crust, it's garbage. I've never
paid attention to the cheese on thepizza. Exactly exactly my point. Yeah,
that is that's a good that's agood cause it's all about the toppings
in the crust and the sauce.I don't know what you guys are talking

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about. It's all cheese. Thetoppings are should be all meat anyways on
a pizza, no veggies. We'vedone the cheese. If you if you
buy a pizza on Friday night,you should absolutely get extra cheese every time.
I'll make a pizza and all thisgreat fresh palm on the pizza that

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there's a lot of it melt.No melting cheese is like like a mozzarella.
And if you're gonna do mozzarella,you can't use it out of the
bag. Andy. You gotta likeget fresh mozzarella, like the white ball
mozzarella. The mots heyla a charcoucherieboard is just heaven board, super tasty,
little smoke, good on that smoke. What what's a good ah?

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Just a good old boy. Andof course how would we follow a conversation
about cheese. The obvious answer isthere well to talk about feet. Feet
are one of those things I thinkpeople either love or hate. I don't
know if that there's any middle ground. I don't know if there's any indifference.
I think most GP's making a faceright now. We know you're confused.
You're dislike for feet, feet disgusting, disgusting things. And to be

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fair, I have really bad feet, just so do you think if you
had nicer feet you'd be better withI just don't like feet with your I
don't like people touching my feet.I don't like to touch feet. Even
now in the game we're on thecouch, my wife will put her feet
oh man, I'm like, ohgod, so not even your wife's feet.
She my wife's got pre feet.But I think every wife says they've
got pre feet. I've seen I'veseen some feet on some ladies. I'm

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like dolls down there and they're barking. You ever seen some feet that look
like they're going to eat the sandalor the flip flop? Well he just
described my feet just for everybody,like they look like translor feet. My
yeah, I'm my feet are notgood looking. But I don't like I
have a nice looking foot, Likedo you do you do anything with it?

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How about that? That's a that'sa nine out of ten foot.
That's that's a nice Do I doanything with it? Like? Do you
like do any like you? That'show he plays for hockey. Everybody's sources
of income, Like I clip mynails. Do you like moisturize or anything
like that? Come on about thebottom because my bomb and my feet get

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all like hard and flaky, don'tyou know what I mean? I don't
anything that's not a good commercial Treeswithout shoes, Like what do you mean?
Like what are you talking about?Like you don't put like moisture like
sometimes like in the winter time,like, stop it, okay, I'll
start Stop. I'm not putting stuffon her feet. We're men. How
do you keep your because you tobe fair, he just flashed his feet,

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by the way, Yeah, they'repretty good looking feet. I don't
do anything. He just washes somethingin the shower. Yeah, after you
on. Yeah. See that's thedifference. That's it. That's it right
there. I don't pay my feetlook bad something there. You need a
peel on your feet and I can'tdo it. I can't go down there.
But we do say that that doesprevent athletes foot does it? So
we don't have to worry about JPathletes. Dang Gina, that cut me

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deep. So so if your wifeis like, I'm really tired and sore,
will you rub my feet? Giveme a little foot rub, a
little reflexology, you won't do that. I'll do it, but for maybe
a minute, and then I'll andthen you're grossed out. Yeah, I'll
be like, I need to otherrestroom or you know, I'm all about
it. Our rub feet. Idon't I love. Do you like people
touching your feet? If you hada foot massage? Have I I've never
had one, but I would beopen to it for sure. So what

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about manicure pedicule? Meaning we talkedabout on that we should give it as
a as a as a podcast.You need to get there an hour before,
but yeah, we should do that. We probably should close the place
down first. That would be veryuncomfortable for me, which is exactly why
we should do it. Would youhave to be behind two light doorspencers rubbing
my feet? I guess, ButI'll give a foot rub no problem.

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Did you treat me nails when whenthey need it? I'm notoriously bad for
going too long? Yeah, likethey'll rub my running shoes or whatever.
Yeah, in the summer, Igotta do it because I warn't like I'm
wearing sandals. Now you know,you know why you think your feet are
bad is because you probably wear socksin the house. You should go bare?

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No socks. Will I have houseshoes so you're covering up your feet
at all times? No? LikeI have like little slides or for my
house shoes, you wear socks?Was your slides? No? If you
go outside the house, no,No, what's with you don't wear I
mean I won't wear them with birks, But I'll wear them with I just

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had like the Adidas like pool slides. No, you go socks with slides.
Sure, our kids all do that. You see the kids do it.
Yeah, but they're like young allcare they're only wearing socks with slides
because those are the socks they playhockey with. That's right if they didn't.
But if I come home from workand I'm wearing socks, and and
then I got to run back outand I want to put on tennis shoes

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again, I'll just slide into myslides. But you got some pretty feet,
you should get them out. Idon't only wear socks at work.
It's a good point. I onlywear socks at work. In the house,
no socks. What about the wintertime when you're out and about,
you don't put sucks on? Yeah, if it's cold, I'll put socks
on them, But I'm not asock. Do your kids do this?
Do they wear socks and then gooutside with the socks on and then come

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back in the house and tracking allthe dust and leaves and growing up,
you would go outside run around barefoot. At least I did. Yeah.
Yeah, you just run around andyour feet or gnarly you get cut,
you step on stuff, you getstung by bees or whatever. I feel
like kids now do not go outbarefoot. They go outside with socks on.
Yeah, that's one hundred percent.When did that happen? And why?

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How do we change that back toyou just take off your socks and
go outside. Do you have afavorite type of sunk for your foot,
like a like a three quarter orlike a no show or no show A
lot of different penny loaf for nosocks? Well that was that was My
next question is can you do youwear shoes full on shoes shoes without socks,

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whether I'm not, you don't dohey dudes, no socks? So
what you can if you have slipon shoes, like, hey dudes,
you can put your No Show socksalready inside your shoe on the song on
the Yeah, you take the insideout of your shoe, you put your
No Show sock over that, slideit back in your shoe and then step

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on that. You know, it'sa lot, it's a lot, right
Marville socks on, but the sockis in your shoe, so you're not
like sticky and those No Show socksdon't they don't work for me. Either
they slip off the slip off myheel, and they definitely slip off the
hill. You get a blister ifyou're on like a long walk or I

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like to go for a jog,just like he likes fruits and vegetables. Guys,