Friday Four - Movies or TV Shows With Fictional Events You Want to Attend

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
But I want to do a Friday four here first,
and I want to give our list I got. I
was thinking about this one. Have you Peyton Hilock is
my producer and he's with me. Have you seen Step Brothers?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Peyton?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yes, I have seen Step Brothers. That's a classic.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah. So it's a good comedy. It's not for the
faint of heart.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
There's obviously a lot of colorful language and absolute absurd
life situations that occur there. But it's one of the
most quotable movies I've ever watched in my life, and
it's a rewatch every time for me whenever it's available
where it's on television, although it just makes me want
to watch it the uncensored version because I enjoy some

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of the things that they can say when it's not
on television versus what they have to edit it up to,
you know, make it passable for the sensors. But regardless,
there's like a moment in there towards the end, kind
of the climax, if you will, in its event called
the Catalina Wine Mixer. The Catalina Wine Mixer for those
who haven't seen Step Brothers, which is what Will Ferrell

(01:01):
and John c Riley.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
It's a really funny movie.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
But the Catalina Wine Mixer is this big party essentially
where big millionaires get together and lease helicopters. Now, if
that doesn't sound like a big party to you, well
it's you just have to trust me. It literally is

(01:25):
just a kind of like a wedding reception almost, except
the whole thing is they're trying to sell you helicopters.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
The way that they present.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
The Catalina Wine Mixer is that it is a really
upity party and you want to really nail it when
you organize it and make people want to lease a
bunch of helicopters and hit a certain quota and all
that stuff. And it really the plot of the movie
in and of itself. There really is a minimal plot
to it. It really is just a vehicle. The movie

(01:57):
is to be hilarious and and do a bunch of
insane things. But the way that they all say the
Catalina Wine Mixer, and they use some profanity in there,
it kind of makes a lasting impression on you, and
it makes you think, man, it'd be cool to be
at the Catalina Wine Mixer. Got me to think, are
there for really interesting or good fictional events from movies, books,

(02:26):
TV shows that you wish you were at, Not historical events.
That's a completely different thing. I'm talking about fictional events
like the Catalina wine mixer, not a real thing, but
if you could just transport yourself into the world of
the movie that you'd.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Like to be there.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
My lace is very sportulated because most of the movies
that I watch are sports or comedy related, not like
real serious stuff. But it got me to thinking, So
here is here's the conversation for a Friday for today.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
But are your four.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Favorite or four fictional events that you would want to
attend the most? Peyton, I've given you some time to
think about this. What's on your list?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, there's a lot of different places you can go
with this. Yours is sports related. Mine is not. Mine
is is very different than you, so we have a
little bit of a difference here. Now. My first one
I decided my location was Hogwarts. I would love to
be at a quidditch match at the Hogwarts Castle. I

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guess that's technically sports, so that there I just secondary
it's it's kind of sport, but it's a fictional sport.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, it's not even a real sport though, so it's
you know, it's sports adjacent, but you're really transporting yourself
into a completely different world.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yes, I mean Hogwarts, isn't it's the best school?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Right?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't know. I just thought think that would be
so much fun.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, okay, let's go on.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
The second one I have here is I would love
to be on a tour in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh okay, now we're getting somewhere, all right. So so
the willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and you see the Oopa
lupas and you get to do the full.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Tour there, oh, the Chocolate River. Oh yeah, Oh my goodness.
I mean, I'm a sweet tooth by nature, And that's
what you said.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You've said that.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I don't know how much do you think you'd be
able to actually partake in while you're there? I mean,
are you not gonna eat for three days? So you
know that you can just like stash a ton of
those calories on you in one day?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, I mean you'd have to limit yourself, maybe just
a little nibble in each different realm you go into.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, yeah, that's a that's a good one. All right,
So those two, what's next?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Okay? I would love to be under the Master Tree
in the Land of Pandora with Avatar. That's the Avatar
setting Avatar World Pandora. When they gather underneath that big
their home tree. That would be really cool for me.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Did you have you gone to uh? Have you gone
to what is what is it called Animal Kingdom in Florida?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Not not in Florida.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
No, So they have a rided Animal Kingdom, uh called
they have Pandora there, like a fake Pandora and they
have a ride called the Flight of Passage. And I
can't remember what are the blue bird things that you ride?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Mmm, I don't know what the I don't know what
the birds are called, the ones where you connect it
with your your hair.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Well, these these things these uh, the the the bansheet,
that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's like a dragon type thing, I got it or
the ekron right. So the idea of and if you
haven't watched Avatar, it's gonna sound like a foreign language
to you, and it kind of is. But the idea is,
you know, the Avatar, the navy who or the nave
who are the people on the ride itself. You get

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the kind of tran it's a sim ride, so it's
not like you're actually doing like a full on roller coaster,
but it makes you feel like you're doing a roller coaster.
And you have like three D goggles and it's like
forty so you're feeling stuff while you're on it. And
it's like this motorcycle thing that you kind of mount
like you would be riding a motorcycle, except you get
transported and they show you getting transported into an avatar

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of the Nave, so you're now one of those people
and you're riding a mountain banshee or an ekron as
they would call it, and.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
It's just spectacular.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
It is so spectator that the colors, you know, I
love roller coaster, I love thrill rides. You can feel
the wind on you, you can feel the ekron breathing
underneath you on this motorcycle thing. As you're kind of
like riding it, You're you feel like you're on the
back of this incredible you know, animal or beast, and
it's just taking you through like Pandora, and you're seeing

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all the colors and you're feeling all the different you know,
like the water is kind of splashing on you, and
it's just it was so beautiful and it made me emotional, honestly,
Like I didn't even like Avatar that much. I know
a lot of people liked it, and then it took
like fifteen years for him to make a sequel, James
Cameron to make a sequel.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
And all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
People are just absolutely obsessed with it in a way
that I'm not. I don't even like the movie that much.
It's really long and I don't really get it. But
that ride, for some reason, I was like, I want
to live here, I want to do this. So I
one hundred percent will co sign that. And you can
get a taste of what you're saying by going to
Animal Kingdom and Disney World, but you got to ride
that ride. When you do it, it is unbelievable flight

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of passage. Don't miss that one.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
That sounds incredible. I feel like I want to take
advantage of that because I'm definitely team Pandora, team Avatar.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, you just got to You gotta just make a
Florida trip and don't forget to go to Animal Kingdom.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, and I'll wrap I'll wrap up my list here.
My final one a little bit of a dystopian choice.
I'm boy, I'm deciding that I wanted to go to
the Capital fashion parade in the Hunger Games. No, now,
I don't want to know. Now, I don't want to
be a somebody that's going to the Capitol getting prepared.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
To Are you volunteering as tribute? No?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
No, no. I would love to be one of the
wealthy people within the Capitol and I get to experience
the floats.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Dude, wouldn't we all?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I mean that just such a crazy place, and I
think that would be so cool. And I love the
Hunger Games. That was one of the few things where
the few series where we read the books before I
watched the movie and it was tremendous.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, and the movie was actually fantastic. So, uh, that's
a pretty good list, dude, I'm not gonna lie to you.
You got the Harry Potter, you got The Hunger Games,
you got Avatar, and then what was the other one?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, great list.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Great list.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Thank you for fictional places or events that you'd like to,
you know, go to fictional though no real life stuff.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
We are doing a Friday four.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I did get an email here from Susan, who said
she rode that ride. I was talking about the flight
of passage where you're writing the Ekron from Pandora, like
the big dragon bird thing, and you're you're like feeling
the air and you're seeing the colors and everything, and
there's just something about it. There's some music that's playing.
It is just and it's long, like it's actually a

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pretty long ride. I don't know exactly how long it was,
but it felt like I was in there for a
long time.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
She says.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
I was in tears, literal tears writing that ride. I'm
glad I'm not.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
The only one.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
And then to compound things, and I said this to
Susan when I emailed her back. You know, when you're
at Animal Kingdom, one of the things you should always
do is go see the live performance of the Lion King.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Now, it's not like the whole movie.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
It was like a thirty minute like a version of
some of the stuff that took place, and it's mostly
designed just to be a sing along with these giant
characters that you know, are dressed up or they have
giant animatronic you know, Simba and all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Right, So that's all happen.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
And you know, uh Peyton pop quiz first song that
they play at the Lion King.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
I don't know, not even going to guess here.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
You don't you don't know the Lion King.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Have you not seen The Lion I mean I've seen
it a long time ago, but I didn't go watch
the live action or anything, like I'm all right, well
here's yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah. So so the Lion King.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I guess it's a different for me because it was
like the first movie I ever went to as a kid.
It came out, it was like the biggest thing in
the world when I was like five years old, So
you know, there's a nostalgia part of it. I get
off Flight of Passage in Pandora. At Animal Kingdom, I
have tears in my eyes, Like I was honestly like
welling up and like crying about how beautiful this ride was.

(10:39):
And it's a simulator, so like even if you don't
like big roller coasters and like how it makes your
body feel, really it's just a mind trick on you
in the simulator. It's not actually doing that stuff to
you in the sim So anyone really could ride this ride.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
And we ended up going.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
We walked to the live performance of The Lion King,
because you know, that's what you're supposed to do at
Animal Kingdom. And I love the Lion King and the
song that starts The Lion King is a circle of
Life and for anybody who hasn't listened to that lately,
I mean, it's an Elton John masterpiece. And I'm telling you,

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the older I get, the more I tear up at
just the thought of that song for what it means
to me, but also how beautiful the song is and
how majestic the song is. I was already kind of
an emotional mess coming off of this Pandora ride. I
was so happy just to be in Orlando in the
first place. I was really in my feels. And then
I go and listen to that and I literally had

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to put my sunglasses on in there.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
I could not.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Like I was bawling my eyes out inside this performance
of The Lion King. And I don't know, maybe I'm
a big baby, you know what, thirty something year old,
you know, full grown heterosexual male is at Disney World
without children and is balling his eyes out.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Of all this stuff. I don't know. I don't know,
Okaya that's about me, but you know it's who I am.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
I guess it's okay to show emotion memory.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I mean it got me, it got me, and I'm
basically and then you know, the rest of the day
goes on. I get to see a bunch of animals
because we're at the Animal Kingdom right, Like, there's a
ton of animals everywhere, and so I get to see
and we hang out and we see as many of
the animals as we can, and it starts getting dark out,
and it's it's a functional zoo essentially with rides is
Animal Kingdom. And so what ends up happening is, you know,

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when it gets dark out, they close right because the animals.
But they do just like they do with all the
other Disney parks and the Universal Parks, is they have
like a laser light show that they put on that
big crazy tree of Life that they have out there.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
It's like this big, you know, fake.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Tree that has all these amazing little carvings on it
and stuff. But at the end of the day, when
it's dark out, they illuminate it and like a laser
show goes on and they play this like loud music
and these cute little like laser shows and everything, and
it really is an inspiring thing. And I just remember,
like I went to Disney World when I was like

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in seventh grade. You know, I wasn't nearly as sentimental
about things when I went there. I wasn't with any
of my loved ones. I was with some friends. We
got to go for a school trip. This was my
only other time ever going and getting to get the
full experience, and I don't know, it just got me
that day specifically I was there. I went to all
the other parks and everything too, and I had a
great time. I was smiling the whole time. It was

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a great trip. But there was just something about that
day in that park, and it all got kicked off
by that crazy ride in Pandora, the flight of passage
that just started the waterworks. And I was just kind
of an emotional mess the rest of the day, but
in a good way. I just, I don't know, I
was just so grateful. I was happy, and I just
like these tears and manifested from nostalgia in joy. I

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guess over the better part of like the last three
or four hours that I was actually there at at
Animal Kingdom. So now you know, other vulnerable thing about
me Emery Songer, congratulations. Top four fictional events that you
would like to attend? I started this conversation was kind
of inspired by it when I was watching step Brothers

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this week and they went to the Catalina Wine Mixer
and this was like a huge party to lease helicopters.
Really in the movie, it's not really that big of
a party. I mean, they had a Billy Joel cover
band for Crying out Loud that was the entertainment, So
it really wasn't that big of a party. But just
the way they talked about it, I was like, man,
it'd be kind of fun to, you know, look forward

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to the Catalina Wine mixer. So the idea is that
mount rushmore of fictional events you would have liked to attend? Peyton,
Can you refresh everybody on what your list was real quick?

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Absolutely. I had I was in Pandora, that's the setting
for Avatar Hogwarts Quidditch game. I had Willy Wanka chocolate factory.
That would be an awesome tour. And then lastly, I
had the Capital Fashion Parade from the Hunger Games.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
But you would not volunteer as tribute.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
No, I would not be a tribute. I would be
a I would be somebody that would also be dressed
up in the fashion and showing off in the Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Would be a rich person, I got, yeah, all right,
fair enough.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I have more of Most of mine are kind of
sportsy related, but I couldn't help myself. Those are the
movies that I really like. The first one is I'm
a huge as you if you listen to the show,
you know this. I'm a Rocky Balboa fan. I love
Rocky Balboa. And my favorite thing to do with a
lot of these movies, especially the ones that I've seen

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many many times, is to like think about and break
down the movies, like we've done this with Airbud. I
just love breaking Airbud down because it's so absurd and
so ridiculous, but I actually genuinely liked the movie. You
watch these things enough, you can poke a ton of
holes in so many of them, but there's nothing that
felt like there was more at stake legitimately in any

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movie I growing up. Then the stakes for Rocky four,
Rocky Balboa going to Moscow, Russia in the midst of
the Cold War to fight Ivan Drago, the Undefeated Monster
of a man who just killed Apollo Creed in an
exhibition fight, an inexplicable thing to have happened. He kills

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Apollo Spoiler alert for those who haven't seen Rocky four,
it's forty years old, so it's on you. But still
it's crazy, and Rocky decides the best way to get
vengeance for his now deceased friend is to go fight
the same guy in Russia in the midst of a
Cold war.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
It's crazy, Amay, that's that's a great a great choice, dude.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
But I'm just telling you, like, if a ticket was available,
going to Russia in nineteen eighty five would have been
a little bit of a tricky situation. But I would
have been there, all right. I would have been there
knowing what was on the line. And we love our
boxing in Omaha. Bud Crawford has us all fired up
about boxing in the modern age, boxing didn't feel bigger
than it was when Rocky Balboa was on top. That's
all I'm saying. I would have loved to be at

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that Rocky and Drago fight number two. It said maybe
a deep cut for some unless you're a millennial like me.
Have you seen the movie The Little Giants. It is
a it is a it's a Disney movie.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's a lie.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
It's like Humans, but it's like a produced by Disney.
Ed O'Neil is in it. Rick moranis is in it.
Their brothers from a place called Urbania, Ohio fictional place,
and it's like much like the rest of Ohio, the
cradle of football. Football is in the blood of the
people who live in that region of the country. And uh,

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Rick Moranis's character wants to be really good at football
when he's a kid, but he's too small and he
gets picked on by his older brother, and uh he
ends up becoming a star, winning a Heisman Trophy and
all that stuff, and he is back in Urbania. Ed
O'Neil's character is back in Urbani and he is the
head coach of this peewee football team that he's doing

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tryouts for that he thinks is going to go to
the next level pop worn er peewee football.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
And these kids are probably like fourth fifth grade or whatever.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
And the movie culminates in the kids that Ed O'Neill's character,
Kevin O'Shea he picks to be his team, all the
best kids and they play on the Pee Wee Cowboys
and they take on all the rejects that they didn't
want and they call them the Little Giants, coached by

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Danny O'Shea, which is played by Rick moranis underrated movie
from the nineties. If you're a football fan, is awesome.
It's so fun, it's great. I love it. But the
game itself between those two teams, I mean, you want
to talk about David and Goliath. Honestly, all the best
kids from this town in Ohio against all the reject kids.

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I mean, I would have to see it, whether it's
like an eighty to nothing blowout or it's competitive like
it ends up being.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I want to see it. And with all the parents,
what's at stake? And then at the beginning of the game,
they make a friendly wager. They make a bet.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Kevin puts his car dealership on the line and Danny
puts his gas station on the line, so like they're
livelihoods and all of a sudden at stake. It's amazing,
it's great. Check it out, Little Giants, and they run
a play called the Annexation of Puerto Rico and it's
absolutely ridiculous. But honestly, John Madden's in the movie and
helps kind of create the play with the brainiac assistant
coach and I gotta tell you the annexation of Puerto Rico.

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I'll never forget them the history of my life. I
would have loved to see it live. Number three the
brawl between the news teams in the movie Anchorman. Now,
this isn't necessarily an event that was pre ordained. This
wasn't something that you would have planned to do. It
just so happened that all these news teams in an
absurd Will Ferrell movie had another Will Ferrell movie. All

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these news teams decided they are going to have this
gigantic brawl, and there's a ton of crazy stuff that
happens in it, and it is so funny, and it
prompts Ron Burgundy played by Will Ferrell, after the end
of it to say, boy, that escalated quickly. It does
escalate quickly, and I'd have to be from a safe distance,
but that is certainly a thing that I would have

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wanted to see in person. Because there's fire, there's pyrotechnics,
there's people swinging medieval weaponry, there's you know, brick Tamlin
kills a guy with a tried it it's crazy, but
I mean, you just got.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
To see it. Even on TV.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's just so much going on you just would want
to be at a safe distance. There were no rules
except no touching of the hair or face, which for
all these TV guys that made sense.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I suppose that.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Lastly, and this is probably the most important one, think
about what's on the line here the Looney Tunes.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
If they win, they are free.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
If they lose, they have to live out their days
on Moron Mountain. And somehow, some way, for some reason,
they have looped in Michael Jordan at the height of
his powers to help them win. Crazy idea, right, pretty
improbable that this would actually take place. Yet Michael Jordan
takes on the challenge, and they take on these five

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aliens who somehow have infiltrated Earth and stolen the basketball
talents of a handful of NBA stars, including Patrick Ewing
and Charles Barkley. Wild stuff, space Jam I would have
had to been in now. It looks like they're all
cartoon characters that were actually there watching the game. I
don't know, like, are they Looney Tunes or are they

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not Looney Tunes? Are they all subjects to going Tomorrow Mountain.
If the Looney Tuons squad doesn't win, I don't know
all the parameters of that. What I do know is
that it would have been something else. To see all
the gravity defying things that occur in this basketball game.
Bill Murray randomly shows up, that would have been something else.

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Michael Jordan has his arm stretched from half court all
the way to the basket and he dunks it.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
I have no idea how he did that.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's just like, honestly, there's nothing else that has ever
occurred like it, except when Lebron James tried to copy
Space Jam and do it himself. It didn't hit the
same way. But this is a once in a forever
sporting event. The Looney Tunes with Michael Jordan at the
height of his powers against five NBA aided aliens who

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somehow have learned how to play basketball. It is wild stuff.
Find it by watching Space Jam. A lot of nineties
stuff in here. I apologize, but it is what it is.
We are talking about the mount Rushmore of fictional events
you would have liked to have been in attendance for
For instance, my list featured the final game in Space Jam,

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Rocky Balbo versus Ivan Drago from Rocky four, The Little
Giants versus the Pee Wee Cowboys in the movie Little Giants,
and then the Big News Team Brawl got emails rolling
in today. Emory at kfab dot com, E M. E.
R Y at kfab dot com got some emails coming in.
Let's go ahead and roll through here. Ronald said he

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would like to check out Sesame Street. That's cool, the Shire,
the Starship Enterprise. Starship Enterprise is a cool place.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
That'd be fun.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
And a Cornhusker championship game. I suppose that's technically fictional
for now. We'll see if it becomes real.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
For somebody like me, that's fictional. I'm not old enough
to know what that is.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Well, and even.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Back in the day, there really wasn't championship games, right,
Like you played a game like a bowl game, and
then you just had a hope that the media selected
you as the number one ranked team to claim a
national championship because.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
It was just one and two right to the top
two teams. They didn't even they didn't.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Even play the game though, Like one and two didn't
even play. That was no guarantee like Conferen's affiliation, Like
if you were in the Big Ten, you were going
to the Rose Bowl, right, or you would get like
if you were somewhere else, you'd be the Orange Bowl
or whatever. You'd get sent to a bowl game based
on conference affiliation. It had nothing to do with necessarily
matching up the top two teams to play a game out. Wow,

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it wasn't until like the mid two thousands I think
that they really started to make sure that there was
a championship game. Were number one and number two played
for the championship. That's what I keep saying going through
college football history. Then the idea of a national championship
is kind of bologney. You know, I know that Nebraska

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claims a bunch of national titles, and they should, but
it's not the same as like a basketball national championship
or a baseball national championship. It's not really decided on
the field. It's just a matter of, well, all these
people who watched the games and allegedly know these teams
vote on who they think the best team is. After
at you know, in those days, it was like eleven.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Or twelve games. It wasn't even that many games.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
So you know, now teams are playing fifteen sixteen games
to potentially win a national title. So now twelve teams
have a chance to win it. So the world is
a very different.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Place, to say the least.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Dave says the Back to the Future Enchantment under the
Sea dance, it would have been weird, right. You see
a strange guitar player just appear with the band, and
then he's like disappearing halfway through the song, and you
have all this, you know, weird stuff kind of going
on in the periphery of everything, and the next thing,
you know, everything seems to be fine. I have no

(25:28):
idea caddy shack the annual caddy golf tournament, of course,
that'd be a fun one. A lot of high drinks there, fools, gold,
discovery of the Queen's dowry, okay, and then he says
the Catalina wine mixer. Of course, you gotta say the
profanity in there, and I can't say that on the air,
otherwise it'd be a lot more funny.