Golf Shorts

Have golf shorts gone too far?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Matt case is my producer. Hey, Matt, how you doing today?
Feeling good? Yeah, feeling right.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm feeling right all right, I'm feeling pretty good. Kenny
G style, ooh, little Kenny G, Little Kenny G. I'm
loving this day today. I'm loving that warm weather. And
you know, it's a little windy out there, but it's
coming from the south and it's just warm enough to
where the wind doesn't chill you. It just kind of
you know, everything's good, everything's scolpathetic. I've enjoyed a couple

(00:26):
walks today. I went, got the shorts on today.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, more shorts to work that often yet, So yeah,
there you go by the way, golf shorts.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah, they're fine.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Tell the people what it looks like. Come on, it's
like a like a navy blue shorts. That's about it.
I don't know what else I need to say.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Length fit. Come on, boy, this is what we're talking
about here, Matt. It's a real twenty twenty five look
I got going on here?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah it?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
What are you?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
John Stock?

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Then?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
What said you got about?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I would say about like four inches of above the
knee showing which where I come from? Would get you
a trip to the principal's office. That's not true. Possibly
your knuckles. No, it's no, it's when too short. Too short?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Was when you put your hands down at your side,
you said, straight up and put your hands to your side.
And if the teacher saw that your shorts went beyond
your your your fingers or or didn't go beyond your fingers,
your like your fingers went past your shorts, your shorts
are too short.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Get get a load of that, Matt case.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's not a good test because what if you have
a long reach.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
But I don't. I have a good long reach, and
I still am not.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Close to the bottom of my short Donovan Mitchell has
to wear capris because of his reach.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
That's not true. Donovan Mitchell did him have arms?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
He does?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
This is a good fit of my shorts is a
good fit.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
It makes my bum look good?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
No, right, it doesn't, by the way, And I wouldn't know.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
They fit around my legs just fine. I got I
got the thin, pretty thin legs. But you know, like
they fit around my legs just fine. And they're athletic feeling.
I can jump around and don't you.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Wish you were a little more loose.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
No, it's fine. I'm just as loose as I need
to be. Don't you wear underpants? Your underpants are supposed
to keep everything kind of tied up in there.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
I don't wear underpants. I wear boxers. No, that's a
form underwear. Wait, huh no, what's the term? What are
you talking about?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I don't know. I say stupid things.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Sometimes you want.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
To fight about it. Going commandos?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
I would tell to you know what I'm talking about.
There's a differentiation between boxers and briefs. I was thinking briefs.
I don't wear briefs because it's too tight. All right,
Well that's the problem. You can't wear shorts like this
and not be afraid to maybe, you know, just like
be a little more fit.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
You can't be loosey goosey? How could you play tennis
in a pair of shorts like that?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Have you ever watched Federer or some of those guys.
They're wearing stuff just this short, except it's like nylon.
It's not even the golf type. It's like nylon shorts.
It's not even golf type shorts. These are golf type shorts.
I could go to the golf course and people be like,
nice shorts. Iimory, they wouldn't say that, You're right. They
wouldn't because this is a normal look. You need to

(03:22):
update the wardrobe their pal.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I know, I do, I know I do. Good things
would happen to me if I got fashionable. But I honestly,
it's a point of principle for how stupid fashion is.
I refuse to do it, and it hurts my life.
It does.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
It negatively impacts me professionally, personally, relationally, It negatively impacts me.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
It does. But it's a principled thing. Fashion is stupid
and I will not participate. Wow, well there goes to
fashion endorsement.