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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You boy it, you bow it, you blew it.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Have you ever done something really stupid? Yeah? Me, neither,
but these people did, and that means it's time for you.
Get an F.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Three fifty one. Thanks for listening to our show today.
Matt case is my producer. This is a you get
an f uh, go ahead and do yours first.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So I want to finish with mine.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
You know there are con artists and then there are
cheesy con artists. I just found this article, so I
didn't have time to come up with a clever line.
Let's face it, that's probably as clever as it would
have gotten. Basically, bah yeah, boo, you suck. Wait where's
that drop? This guy stinks? I'll find it and play
(00:48):
it for myself. Oh, come on, a great of UK cheese? Wait,
great UK. I'm reading the article. I get an F.
That's what I decide.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
All right, Your turn is over. Turn is over, Matt
ca boo, this guy steaks. What did you put that
buzzer in?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Like eight hundred decibels? I don't know what happened?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
All right, Well, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're,
if you're, speaker is just blue and you can't hear
me anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Blame Matt Case.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
God, I'm gonna pull the volume all the way down.
We're gonna try it again. Whoa, you're gonna you need
to remodulate that. I did give him a new buzzer,
and that is the new buzzer. But nobody's gonna know
that it's a new buzzer because you you put it
in so badly. This is just an all time horrible
segment for Matt Case and it got roasted.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, okay, here you go. I just came from Des
Moines to uh Omaha. I lived in the Moines for
five or six years. You know what des Moines does.
In a lot of other small places in Iowa do
what Beggar's Night? Okay, you know what Beggar's Night is?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
It's where you go trick or treating, not on Halloween. Oh,
they intentionally do not put it on Halloween. But because
there's severe weather in the forecast for central Iowa tomorrow night,
the city of Des Moines has officially moved Beggar's Night
to Halloween Night.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Do you know when Halloween Night is? On Thursday?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Do you know when the last time people in des
Moines went tricker treating on Halloween night.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Nineteen thirty eight.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Wow, it's been eighty six years since the city of
Des Moines, right down the highway let their kids trick
or treat on the day it was supposed to be.
For whatever reason they consistently try to avoid Halloween, is
that because they think things are haunted. They don't want
the kiddo's out there on Halloween actually doing the thing
(02:46):
that you know Halloween was there for. I have no idea,
but this just reminds me this is one of the
stupidest things in the entire world. That there is a
city like Des Moines, such a forward thinking, such a fun,
underrated place in America. And guess what they refuse to
let their kids actually trick or treat on Halloween. They're
getting forced to this year by mother Nature. So for
(03:09):
the first time in eighty six years, they get the
trick or treat on Halloween. And guess what happens. Guess what,
Deo Moine for having stupid Baker's Night rules, You get
an app You're gonna have to fix that. You're gonna
have to fix that one good, and I'm gonna have
you recall this stupid cheese article that you couldn't spit
out earlier. So so you're gonna you're gonna have time
(03:33):
to fix the buzzer. You're gonna have time to read
the article and get your points, you know, figured out,
and then you know, like we're actually gonna, you know,
do this again later in the show. Okay, So so
it's baited breath. I know many people are listening to
these shows, like, I wonder what the heck Matt's gonna
be doing, And I wonder what that buzzer actually sounds
like when it's not completely overmodulated in our ears.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
That first one knocked me off my chair man.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
My ears literally still hurt, they really do, Like I
think I have ear damage.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
People were complaining about the old buzzer. Now look what
you've done. It's three fifty five. Hey, we're gonna come
back four o'clock. Hotur, we got more for you. We're
gonna have a lot of fun. We'll open the phone
lines back up and chat with each other. It's a
fun time to be alive. Don't let anybody get you
down any otherwise. More on the way on news Radio
eleven tink afab You bully.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It, you bow it, you blew it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Have you ever done something really stupid? Yeah? Me, neither,
but these people did, and that means it's time for
you get an f.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
All right, this is the second time we're doing this
today because Matt Case absolutely butchered the first one in
so many ways. But man, it became a classic segment
for the Emory Sunger Show war so you're gonna have
to find it on the Emorysunger podcast page.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Funny stuff. Yeah, but I wanted to get let you.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You know, you'd given us the very gist of what
your story was before you melt it down, So let's
go ahead and get this waste. I'm led to believe
a buzzer that actually is going to function properly.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
A buzzer that will function properly. I reloaded it in
so it's not going to destroy your speakers. So anybody
who needs new speakers today you.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Can blame me for that.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
But yeah, so a cheese heists. Somebody stole five hundred
and forty thousand dollars of cheddar.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
How is that even possible?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
It was a sophisticated fraud.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Of course. It was in London.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
A London based retailer Neil's Yard Dairy says it was
the victim of a sophisticated fraud. Some guys stole five
hundred and forty thousand dollars worth of cheddar. That's a
lot of cheddar, this article says, and I can't disagree.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
So I haven't spent that much money in cheddar in
my entire life.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Right between them, these cheeses have won numerous awards and
are among the most sought after artisan cheeses in the UK.
This is some good cheese, That's what I'm trying to say. So, yeah,
like that's about as far as I got into the article.
But somebody stole a whole lot of cheese, and I'm
(06:05):
trying to read up on it as we speak.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I gave you an hour, an hour, I know.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
All right, Matt, I have no choice. But you get
an alf that sounds better.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah it was a lot. Yeah, there, you got a
lot better.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
But the segment I don't want toot my own horn here,
but it was it was hilarious to listen back.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, it is pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I did laugh. All right. Well, anyway, there's that We're
gonna talk about the Nubraska Cornhuskers start previewing their matchup
this coming weekend against UKLA. Oh right, Ukler, Yeah, oh,
is that not what they're called. That's what their helmets say,
UCLA UCLA. Yeah, we'll do that. We got plenty more
than five o'clock hour. Just stay tuned. You don't know
(06:49):
what's going to happen next. Right, you're on news Radio
eleven s and KFAB
You boy it, you bow it, you blew it.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Have you ever done something really stupid? Yeah? Me, neither,
but these people did, and that means it's time for you.
Get an F.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Three fifty one. Thanks for listening to our show today.
Matt case is my producer. This is a you get
an f uh, go ahead and do yours first.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So I want to finish with mine.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
You know there are con artists and then there are
cheesy con artists. I just found this article, so I
didn't have time to come up with a clever line.
Let's face it, that's probably as clever as it would
have gotten. Basically, bah yeah, boo, you suck. Wait where's
that drop? This guy stinks? I'll find it and play
(00:48):
it for myself. Oh, come on, a great of UK cheese? Wait,
great UK. I'm reading the article. I get an F.
That's what I decide.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
All right, Your turn is over. Turn is over, Matt
ca boo, this guy steaks. What did you put that
buzzer in?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Like eight hundred decibels? I don't know what happened?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
All right, Well, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're,
if you're, speaker is just blue and you can't hear
me anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Blame Matt Case.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
God, I'm gonna pull the volume all the way down.
We're gonna try it again. Whoa, you're gonna you need
to remodulate that. I did give him a new buzzer,
and that is the new buzzer. But nobody's gonna know
that it's a new buzzer because you you put it
in so badly. This is just an all time horrible
segment for Matt Case and it got roasted.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, okay, here you go. I just came from Des
Moines to uh Omaha. I lived in the Moines for
five or six years. You know what des Moines does.
In a lot of other small places in Iowa do
what Beggar's Night? Okay, you know what Beggar's Night is?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
It's where you go trick or treating, not on Halloween. Oh,
they intentionally do not put it on Halloween. But because
there's severe weather in the forecast for central Iowa tomorrow night,
the city of Des Moines has officially moved Beggar's Night
to Halloween Night.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Do you know when Halloween Night is? On Thursday?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Do you know when the last time people in des
Moines went tricker treating on Halloween night.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Nineteen thirty eight.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Wow, it's been eighty six years since the city of
Des Moines, right down the highway let their kids trick
or treat on the day it was supposed to be.
For whatever reason they consistently try to avoid Halloween, is
that because they think things are haunted. They don't want
the kiddo's out there on Halloween actually doing the thing
(02:46):
that you know Halloween was there for. I have no idea,
but this just reminds me this is one of the
stupidest things in the entire world. That there is a
city like Des Moines, such a forward thinking, such a fun,
underrated place in America. And guess what they refuse to
let their kids actually trick or treat on Halloween. They're
getting forced to this year by mother Nature. So for
(03:09):
the first time in eighty six years, they get the
trick or treat on Halloween. And guess what happens. Guess what,
Deo Moine for having stupid Baker's Night rules, You get
an app You're gonna have to fix that. You're gonna
have to fix that one good, and I'm gonna have
you recall this stupid cheese article that you couldn't spit
out earlier. So so you're gonna you're gonna have time
(03:33):
to fix the buzzer. You're gonna have time to read
the article and get your points, you know, figured out,
and then you know, like we're actually gonna, you know,
do this again later in the show. Okay, So so
it's baited breath. I know many people are listening to
these shows, like, I wonder what the heck Matt's gonna
be doing, And I wonder what that buzzer actually sounds
like when it's not completely overmodulated in our ears.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
That first one knocked me off my chair man.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
My ears literally still hurt, they really do, Like I
think I have ear damage.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
People were complaining about the old buzzer. Now look what
you've done. It's three fifty five. Hey, we're gonna come
back four o'clock. Hotur, we got more for you. We're
gonna have a lot of fun. We'll open the phone
lines back up and chat with each other. It's a
fun time to be alive. Don't let anybody get you
down any otherwise. More on the way on news Radio
eleven tink afab You bully.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It, you bow it, you blew it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Have you ever done something really stupid? Yeah? Me, neither,
but these people did, and that means it's time for
you get an f.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
All right, this is the second time we're doing this
today because Matt Case absolutely butchered the first one in
so many ways. But man, it became a classic segment
for the Emory Sunger Show war so you're gonna have
to find it on the Emorysunger podcast page.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Funny stuff. Yeah, but I wanted to get let you.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You know, you'd given us the very gist of what
your story was before you melt it down, So let's
go ahead and get this waste. I'm led to believe
a buzzer that actually is going to function properly.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
A buzzer that will function properly. I reloaded it in
so it's not going to destroy your speakers. So anybody
who needs new speakers today you.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Can blame me for that.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
But yeah, so a cheese heists. Somebody stole five hundred
and forty thousand dollars of cheddar.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
How is that even possible?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
It was a sophisticated fraud.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Of course. It was in London.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
A London based retailer Neil's Yard Dairy says it was
the victim of a sophisticated fraud. Some guys stole five
hundred and forty thousand dollars worth of cheddar. That's a
lot of cheddar, this article says, and I can't disagree.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
So I haven't spent that much money in cheddar in
my entire life.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Right between them, these cheeses have won numerous awards and
are among the most sought after artisan cheeses in the UK.
This is some good cheese, That's what I'm trying to say. So, yeah,
like that's about as far as I got into the article.
But somebody stole a whole lot of cheese, and I'm
(06:05):
trying to read up on it as we speak.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I gave you an hour, an hour, I know.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
All right, Matt, I have no choice. But you get
an alf that sounds better.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah it was a lot. Yeah, there, you got a
lot better.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
But the segment I don't want toot my own horn here,
but it was it was hilarious to listen back.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, it is pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I did laugh. All right. Well, anyway, there's that We're
gonna talk about the Nubraska Cornhuskers start previewing their matchup
this coming weekend against UKLA. Oh right, Ukler, Yeah, oh,
is that not what they're called. That's what their helmets say,
UCLA UCLA. Yeah, we'll do that. We got plenty more
than five o'clock hour. Just stay tuned. You don't know
(06:49):
what's going to happen next. Right, you're on news Radio
eleven s and KFAB
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