An inmate calls to hit on Falen

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Boo.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's one on one point three Katie WV with Fallon
and Cult. New episodes of Love Is Blind came out today.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Haven't watched it, but I already have one spoiler.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Thanks Netflix posted it already know one of the couples
said no with the altar.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Thanks for I'm not going to ruin it for you
like they did for me.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
But this is your warning to just stay off their Instagram.
But we're hosting a Love is Blind reunion party on Sunday.
We have a new addition to it that's very fun.
I'm going to tell you about. We're going to come
back and do that. Tomorrow's International Women's Day, so we
have to acknowledge an amazing local woman right here in
our community, get her a little cash.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
We're gonna do that. I think you have something special
planned too, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Everybody loves the nickname I gave you fallI of the
oxen Freeze.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
That which is interesting. I hate it.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
What about it? They're texting about it. They're like, dude,
Fallily are the oxen free She's so cool. I know
you're not the biggest fans.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I don't like it at all.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
I'm going to give you a couple of options, okay,
a couple of other things. I could call you okay.
In six minutes.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
One on one point three, Katie w B was fallon cult.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
We have your keyword coming up, your chance to win
Sizza and Kendrick Lamar tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
But first, this is really cool.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
All day today on KATIEWB, we've been recognizing amazing local
women right here in our community thanks to City and
County Credit Union. So each winner today will score a
one hundred dollars gift card and prizing from City and
County Credit Union. So this hour's winner is Taylor Riley.
This is why she is my fiance and she really

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is the best mom ever.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Levi.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Her fiance is the one that submitted that. So Taylor's
going to grab one hundred dollars gift card and we'll
do another one next hour.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I love that me too. It's so nice.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm so happy we're doing that. Tomorrow is International Women's Day,
so remember to think of the women in your life tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Okay, speaking about women in my life, Fallin, that is me.
I gave you a nickname. Your nickname. Your nickname is
Fali Ali Oxen. Free to me.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I don't like it. And last week I gave you
or what's the last week or this week? This week
I came up with so many.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Cool nicknames for you, if you feel okay, if you
like pina coat, lattas is my top one.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
What about California, California?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
I don't hate it?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
What about this California stout girls? Okay, so that's why California?
I like that? Okay, volcano. It's like a volcano and
this when you're upset, when you're exploding and you're like
going off on somebody. Oh got oh we got a
falcano alert falcono falcano in the building, and watch out
bright bro Day's five volcano.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's so good for someone like me who has a
very explosive personality.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
You behind the DC a little too hard? Valcoolic alcoholic folcoholic.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I don't think of that one.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
What about Yeah, I mnna hit that F train, F train?
What a F train?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't think you should start it off with I'm
gonna hit that What about train F and L? Huh?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I was E F and L.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
What are you saying?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Fallin F and al? What are you talking about? What
am I saying? Keep up? Albert? I'm Albert, you're out Yeah,
like foul al Albert.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Okay, we're stretching, We're stretching.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I see, dude, I knew you were going to say that.
Fal Pacino.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Can I tell you one that you may not have
on your list? And I want to ruin it for
you that a guy in high school gave me.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Nope, come on if I don't get it to okay, okay, valligator.
Now this could be used also in word terms, and
you're going in on someone like valligator watch out you
getting chomped up right now?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Or like what I'm leaving, see you later, valligator alligator.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
After a while, Caldi title.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Okay, that's what I mean. I had foul out boy,
but that's that's all. That's high school.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
A guy called me felon.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
That's pretty good. Like that one.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I don't know which one? Do you like the best
of the ones you gave me?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Pallylie oxen free I think will be consistently what I
call you, but feel free to use the other ones.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Should we have shirts made that are see a later?
Falligator after wild cult.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Cult to dial if you only want me and you
to purchase them and like the rest sit in a
warehouse somewhere or nope, he purchases them.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Sure, okay, okay, cool, cool, All right, here we go.
Uh your keyword, your chance to win your kinder fumar
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Speaker 1 (04:29):
Frolling and on.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
It's about time for Histo. True, we have Fallon and Colts.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
First of all, I don't know if it's because Colt
and I have been having a lot of Titanic chat
lately that this came up with my algorithm. But there
is a nurse named Violet jess Up nice.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Not the story yet. She's a ship nurse. Check this out, Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
She served on three sister ships, Titanic, Britannic, and Olympic.
While she was on board, the Olympic collided with a
warship and nearly sank. The Titanic, as we know, hit
an iceberg and did sink, and the Britannic struck an

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underwater mine and sank and Violet survive.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Okay, all three.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
The question is how crazy is that She's got to
be an informant for somebody there. I don't trust Violet.
I want to trust her as far as I could
throw her, which would be kind of farcase.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm kind of Jack after the Titanic, I'd probably be like,
is Violet on board?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Because if so, girl's bad luck. I ain't trying to
go down on this ship as.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Saying bad luck. She's in on something.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
No, I know what you're saying, but I don't think
everything is a conspiracy theory.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Like you do.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Dude, Okay, you and I both have different crazy outlooks.
You think everything is a conspiracy theory. I think everything's
haunted or like some kind of like unseen like spirit
or forces making things happen.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
You realize it could be both. You know what I'm saying.
Like a ghost could have like had her as like
a co op and it was like, dude.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Okay, this is now you sound crazy.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
What's happening is she got bamboozled by ghost to take
down these ships, okay, and she thought there was gonna
be some sort of payment or something for love.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Was she in love with the ghost?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Was the ghost hot? That's the question. I would have
to see the ghost.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I think it depends because like Casper, if you remember
and Casper the friendly ghost ghost version cute, but then
when he becomes Devin Sawa and he's like, chose his
real form super hot, super hot ghosts.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Movie in an imprint on me as much as the
due because I have no idea who're talking about? But
I'll take you saying.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
On one on one point three kd WB.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Cults devastated, what's up? You know what's up?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
You've been talking about it all day post Malone ended
things with his fiance, didn't even tell us, and you thought, okay,
here's my chance that before you even had an actual chance,
he's moved on.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
How are you doing?

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I don't know, I guess okay, well I thought it
was weird because I thought I don't know he had
a baby, and then that they were good.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
No offense that babies do not necessarily equal healthy relationships.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
But yeah, but if he can't do it, who can?

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Well he?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
I would actually argue, you'd be harder to do it
with someone who's a very famous musician who seemingly is
never actually home.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
He says yes to every gig he's asked to do.
He's everywhere, and I.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Get it, he's in his prime, but he is no
longer taken by his fiance.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
He's officially done with that woman kid.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I don't know her name. I'll be honest. They say
that happened at the end of twenty twenty four. His
new lady is Christy Lee, and they've been seeing each
other since the beginning of the year, showing a lot
of PDA et cetera, et cetera. Congrats. Don't anything else
to say about that, because I don't know a lot
about it. A lot of people have been ripping apart
the New Megan Show Megan Markle Love with Love Meghan

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and sorry sucks to suck because it's already been renewed
for a season two.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
You do you have a not a weird? I was
just like this, Uh, you're a supporter? Are you a
market on Marco or what do they call it? What
are her fans called?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
I don't know that we have a name. Oh wait,
I mean I don't know that they have a name.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Got me?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Uh so it's it's I think the thing is is like,
Meghan Markle isn't relatable, But I don't know why people
are like she's so unrelatable. No one's ever watched Martha
Stewart or in a Gardener or whatever, and been like,
I'm watching these shows because they're so relatable. All those
women are incredibly rich. Megan Markle's incredibly rich. There's something
I will say this. She went on with Drew Barrymore

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show and she calls Harry h and it really rubs
pool the wrong way. And I'll be honest when I
watch her and she's like, oh, h would love that,
it is kind of cringe. I'd say, I don't really
like when people call their sorry, but I don't. I
don't like Hubby right, like I don't like I am
someone who does not love an abbreviation.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yeah, I never heard you called ja.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Jay Well, even so, it's less about that.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I think it's like, I think it's weird to abbreviate
Harry when it's Prince Harry. And I know that she
would never call him Prince Harry. It is their husband,
but for some reason, it's weird to shorten Harry to
h I.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Wish it was like h dog or something like that.
That would be sick. I'd be down for that, would you.
I want to be like, yeah, h Dog loves that.
I think I would watch that show if she actually
started calling him h dog. Yeah, she's sick.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I think that would be so it'd be even worse
for her. I think even worse. Spencer Pratt we've been
talking about having a while. Remember his house burned down
in the California fires. He's been milking it as much
as he can, trying to get some money.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
For his house, which I totally get.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
But he's His latest thing is he's so mad at
Spectrum Cable because they are refusing to like basically, they're
demanding their Spectrum Cable box back and he's like, my
house burned down, and they're like, you have to pay
for it. He's like, it burned down, and like, if
you don't bring us a box you we're gonna have
to charge you. So he literally went and dug through

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the debris found a Crispy box.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
There's barely any remnants. He's like, found it. Here you go, dude.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
That's also how I know he's kind of hard up
for money because those things are only like two hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
You can just tell, though he cannot.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
He is one of those people everyone knows one he
can't keep money because they're allegedly struggling trying to buy
a house and stuff, and now he's back to overspending
on food and clothes and like posting about it and stuff.
The guy cannot hold on to money. This is his
one chance. I honestly think he's one chance for like
a moderate rebuild of making some money for his family,

(10:34):
and I just feel like he's just.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Gonna blow through it immediately.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Again, he's got to go on one of those YouTube
like Halo Pammer, or someone just gets screamed out by
like a financial advisor, like, dude, you're so dumb.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
For buying ordersh what is that?

Speaker 4 (10:45):
It's like these people on YouTube, they'll sit down and
they'll do like an audit and they'll just get screamed
out for the bad decisions they make.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's awesome, dude, I can't handle that.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
How do you feel about this Pond Stars Rick Harrison
proposed to his girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
I don't feel.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Anyway, I know, but this is the this is what
the questions about. It's not about the Pond Stars guy.
I've never even watched Pond Stars. But he proposes to
his girlfriend with a prized pawn shop ring. Do you
feel like, I mean, he had to pay money for
it even as the owner of a pawn shop.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
He has to pay for it.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
But do you feel like it's a little weird for
him to use a pawn shop ring.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
If anyone's gonna do it, it's gonna be a guy
who owns a pond shop. So I feel like, I
don't know, that's school, that's chill, Okay.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I feel like it's a little bit like, really, my guy,
you're a TV start. He couldn't buy me an actual ring?
Up one on one point three Katie w b with
Fallon and why are you playing this music?

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Well, you told me you wanted to talk about your husband,
So I was like, all right, love.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
No different direction? Really rage anger? Do we have me
something that would back that up?

Speaker 4 (11:48):
What is it? Would you say? It's kind of like
dramatic in a way? Yes, okay, I think I got.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
We literally, Actually, what can we use the soap opera
music for? Imagine this said, let me have a scene
for you. You're laying in bed hot, your partner gets
in the shower. Nice they get out of the shower. No,
it is going they say, I'm going to go for
a run.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Whoa wait, hold on, So they got in the shower yeah,
and then now they're going forward.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Then you don't think about it because you're tired right
at first. Okay, this is what happened to me this morning.
My husband's like, I'm gonna go ahead and take all
of into school. I'm going to go for a run.
I go about my routine, I'm doing my things, and
then smack hits.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Me in the face. My husband's obviously having an affair.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Obviously, why would you shower and then go run?

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
So I this is a series of texts that happened.
Where did you go running? He said, just the trail
over by Dakota Junction. This is the old restaurant near Well,
I've been to the trail. I know what trail is
talking about. And I go, why would you shower to
go running? He says, A cold shower every morning, just water,

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no soap or anything. I said, interesting, because I would
assume a trail would probably still have a lot of
snow and ice on. It seems bizarre. He writes, it's
mostly plowed.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
I right, mm hmm. He sends a.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Screenshot proving his run and trail, which, by the way,
at the top says, congrats, you just set your pr
in the five kN I wrote, Oh, I knew you'd
make this some type of bragging situation about your pr
He said, you know it, and that is an n
seen moment of being married to someone like me.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
I had to do this, you would have done the.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Same thing, though, Is it not sketchy? At first, You're like,
why is this shower? He does take a cold shower
every morning. I'll give him that. I'll give him that.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
You have a to run feels backwards, But I don't know,
and it probably was.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
But this actually this was like from his Apple watch
which shows his actual trail. Could he have placed the
watch on a loose animal?

Speaker 4 (13:59):
I mean he could have just photo that. You could
just do like, hey, can you, hey chat Gypt, can
you put up a graph of me on a run? Yeah? Chat,
cept could easily I could do it.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, try it while you do that. Can I tell
you if he in fact was working out? Do you
know what I was doing at the same time. I
was watching a video this morning while he was allegedly
running of a raccoon going up to a Dunkin Donuts
window and they open the window and give the raccoon
a donut and he scurries off in.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
The bushes, so happy. That's how I spent my morning.
Is so cute.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Doesn't wish raccoons weren't like raby ravenous, like kind of
crazy creatures, because they just have everything about them makes
you want to cuddle them. They seem so cute and
innocent and fluffy, and then they have like little human hands,
but they would just bite and give.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Your rabies if you tried to pet them up. You know, Oh,
you haven't been listening at all. Ve been working on this.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
I know exactly what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
This is what it's like working with someone who does
not listen to you.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
By the way, we're going to find out if you're
a man's shooting up. Oh my god, it's literally the
same thing.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
That's not the same thing, basically the same thing. You
are the biggest potster I've ever met.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
No, I had to come back in late. I was
working late, like I didn't leave work until like midnight,
and because I'm a grinder. And then my wife's like, dude,
you don't do radio.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
It's so embarrassing. Why were you here so late? Like
you're a heart surgeon.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
I was like, hey, you know whatever. My wife's like, dude,
you're definitely cheating on me. And I was like what.
She's like, you turned your location off for you into work,
and I was like, I.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Don't know how to do that, but that's what every
cheater would say.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
So I had to pull up like the times I
checked in with my keyfob to like show my wife
it's dude, you and her get along.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
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we're beyond late with your keyword. You forgot could And
I was like, Cold, we should do this, and he's like, no, no,
we have time. Saturn text Saturn to five three nine
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Lamar and.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Siss the tickets.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
That previous conversation may have been exaggerated.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, well we had to find out whether or not
your husband was cheating.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
So that was like pressing in over that jury still out,
jury is still out.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Uh, here we go.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Someone said I should have put Jake on War of
the Roses. I do think Jake might know he's on
War of the Roses. He does know, he does know
some of the voices, and he does know the plot.
So I think that I don't know that that's going
to work on him. Anyone listening who got caught sneaking out?
Now this is I'm assuming more so when you were
like supposed to be at home with your parents. Less

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about you being sketchy like with your partner.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
But either are accepted.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah. There was one time I was. I lived in
the basement, so there was like an easement window and
it came out to the driveway. So as I'm climbing
out of my window ump over into the driveway, my
mom's standing right there by the garage, like what are
you doing? I was like, oh, I just got a
pee you real quick. I don't know, It's just like
what Okay.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
The worst part is that's believable because, as you've shared
on our show before, you're discussed and used to just
pee out of the egress window.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Everybody does it?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Nope, uh normal.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Fama a normal or not anyone listening who fell asleep
at work.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
It's happened to a lot of us.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Okay, not me, someone else or anyone listening who needs
free advice this Friday by non professionals. Because we are
not professionals, the advice we give cannot be used against
us in the.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Court of law.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Yeah, we can help you out right now.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
You can call sixty five one nine eight nine Katie
w B if you fit into any of these categories.
Anyone listening who got caught sneaking out, fell asleep at work,
or needs free advice this Friday six one nine eight
nine KATIEWB one on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon
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asleep at work, or needs free advice this Friday night?
You got you got caught sneaking out?

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Right? Oh my god, you know what you're like?

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Forteen fifteen, you're sneaking out?

Speaker 4 (18:01):
I at midnight?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Who am walking around doing whatever?

Speaker 6 (18:04):
And I had a second story bedroom, so I was
stanging out the window.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
My mom's boyfriend comes home aside and says, what are
you doing?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
So what was I supposed to say?

Speaker 4 (18:16):
I said, Oh, I was just checking the weather.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Smooth dude.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
That's when you start a gaslight and you're not my dad. No.
I started screaming at him.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Wait did you get in trouble or di They just
let it pass.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Oh god, I got grounded for like I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Two three weeks.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
I couldn't come out of my room.

Speaker 7 (18:33):
It was horrible.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
You know, yes, some cigarettes in my pocket or stopping.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Dang, you were a juvenile delink.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
We probably would have hung out in high school. To
be honest, who.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Thanks for colling? Which category do you fall into?

Speaker 5 (18:51):
I fell into getting caught sneaking.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Out, sketchy little thing? What were you up to?

Speaker 5 (18:57):
So this is almost fifteen years ago. So I was sixteen,
and I wanted to go out with like my friends,
and so I lived in the basement of our house
until half was underground. So I was like, perfect, Like,
I'll just pull the screen off.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah, go through the window. Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
Well, it was February, so my foot tracks coming in
and out of my window one but on my as
I'm actually speaking back in because I'd like lock my
bedroom door and go out. My mom just happened to
be looking out the front window. Of course he sees

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me like tiptoeing through the snow and crawling my little
butt back.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
In my window and acting like nothing happened. And yeah,
I was totally busted.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
There was totally random footprints until my bedroom through the
front yard into the street.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I was so caught.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Oh, that's hilarious, so funny. I would have just been
laughing the whole time at my child.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Uh huh, Like what what did you think was going
to happen here? Like you got to think out, you
got to think it through better.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
All right?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Thanks for sharing. Hi, Katie w B. Which category do
you fall into?

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Hi, I've been taught sneaking out? Yeah, you have you
dirty dog.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
What was the way you tried to sneak out? How
to happen? Uh?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Well, I would probably like sixteen, I'd say. And my
room had stairs like a little porch and stairs going
out of it.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Oh so yeah, right, And.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
So I snuck out to go meet my boyfriend at
the time, and it was in the middle of.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Winter, and I was totally.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Fine that night.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
But then the next morning my mom noticed that there
were footprints in the snow down the stairs.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Minnesota is cursing everyone with the snow.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Friends.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
That's almost like you need you need like an electric
like snow blower or something like blow friends.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yea to hear a snowblower all of a sudden, outside
windy outside of b.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
No. It ended up where my mom and my.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Dad puts a piece of wood over my door and
nailed it.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Shut bye. Hey listen, we're gonna get you Kennick, Lamar
and Scissor tickets in less than six minutes. Will be
around for that. Okay, okay, one on.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
One point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Cult.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Tomorrow is International Women's Day, so you know, take a
moment to acknowledge a person in your life that you
think deserves little.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Little little boost.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Some people already did that in advance all day long
today on KATIEWB, we have been and will continue recognizing
amazing local women right here in our community. And this
is all thanks to City and County Credit Union. So
each winner today is scoring a one hundred dollars gift
card and prizing from City and County Credit Union. This
hour's winner is Chrissy. I'm gonna I'm really gonna try

(21:55):
out to butcher.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
This last name.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Chrissy Schwarz. Youber she This is what the message said.
She's my wife and she's the best. She's so selfless
and caring. That's from Travis, her husband, He nominated Chrissy. Christy,
you're gonna get one hundred dollars gift car. Really do
want to thank City and County credit Union, because look,
budgets are tight everywhere, and they're taking that extra step

(22:18):
to just like throw a little appreciation on these amazing
women in our community, and we're happy to be facilitating that.
So we'll be doing this at the top of each hour.
But right now we have.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Kendrick, Lamar and Siggs exactly crazy. Every thirty minutes, you
got a chance to win. So right now, what I
need you to do. I need you take out your phone,
just text the words stars. You're gonna text cars Stars two, five, three,
nine to one for the chance to win. And that's it.
That's it.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I was watching an interview earlier, so the Hot Ones
with Sizza, Kekey Palmer and Assa Ray and they they
like you worked with Rihanna, Kendrick and Justin Bieber put
in order best, like most Talentedly she's like they're all equal.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
And she had to eat the hot wing in Easter Rae.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
It was like you could have just said Justin Bieber
was the lowest and you wouldn't have had to eat
the wing.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Today's trending with.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Felon and Cold on one on one Katie w.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
B do notclick.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
You're surprised that we have to spring forward this weekend?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Ooh, who's ready for it? Now?

Speaker 2 (23:24):
There's good and bad to it right cold. What's your
favorite part about springing forward?

Speaker 4 (23:28):
I mean, obviously just the sun probably and not being
super dark, which they say, like and then within the
next month we're gonna have like ninety minutes more of
just daytime. Sick, dude, sign me up.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
For me.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
You didn't really ask, but I think I just don't
love it personally, but no one asked, so I guess
it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
So what would you feel about it?

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Would you rather? I wanted to, like, go, I want
to spring forward, and then we stop because I don't
get the light. You know what I'm saying. But if
you stop it now, you're always going to be an
hour behind.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
That sun and this has been your daylight saving time
educational corner. You can't get that time back is the
worst part. I'm so sorry. What it's wasted probably felt like.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
An hour you lost just then.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
I've only social media really is as addictive as a drug.
They did a study and they say when you're scrolling,
your heart actually slows down and you get super focused,
almost like you're in a trance. But when you stop,
especially if you get a notification that you can't check.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
You like you're driving.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
You see a notification but you can't check it because
you're driving. Your heart rate spikes and you start sweating
and start feeling anxious and craving more. Did you ever
wonder We did realize recently Colt and I that chat
GPT is sexist, but it can also get stressed out. Yeah,
it says a New studies shows that AI apps like

(24:51):
chat GPT actually display anxiety. No, computers haven't actually developed emotions,
but researchers say that large language models actually give different
output when they receive traumatic information, and even crazier relaxation
prompts can calm them down.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Okay, that's a little too needy for me.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Oh my god, have you looked in the mirror?

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Well, that's what I'm saying. I have enough to deal
with that.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
It's true. He has his own.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
He has mine, which are arguably worse than his three
and five year olds to deal with every day.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
But that is your trending. We're gonna come back.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
We have a handful of really cool things coming up.
Number one Jojo tickets. She's coming to town next Friday.
First out we have tickets for her show in the
after school pop Quiz and.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
I have a little a little time I'll put together
for you for International Women's Day. I think you might like,
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Thank you. Okay. It's coming up on KTEWB.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
On one on one three kd WB.

Speaker 8 (25:56):
This report is sponsored by Whole Foods Market.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
It's one on fun point thirty Katie WV with Fallon
and Cold. Oh, I'm excited. It's Friday. Our buddy Ted's
coming in. We're gonna do some radios categories later and
you can call right now for Jojo tickets. She's gonna
be at First Ab next Friday. It's our after school
pop quiz. You call six five to one, nine eight
nine Katie w B to play.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Can I just say uh?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
We posted earlier this week that we're hosting a Love
is Blind reunion viewing. It's a totally free event. You
just show up at Smash Park in Roseville.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Join us. We're gonna watch this.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
It starts at seven thirty, like hanging out with us
food and drink specials.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
But then like the reunions, eight to nine.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Someone on our Instagram is like, you got to make
a Bingo card. We officially created a Bingo card, so
you can.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
We give you a preview over on our Instagram.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
But it's like every time, you know, it's almost like
a drinking game. Every time Dave mentions his sister take
a drink, or like, mark your Bingo card off, if
you know, and it goes on and on.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
So it's very funny.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
You can get a little preview of that and you
can play along with this when you come out on Sunday. Hi,
katiewb what's your name?

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Bo?

Speaker 3 (27:07):
What was it?

Speaker 7 (27:09):
Ba?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Okay, And we're gonna get your competitor on the phone. Hi,
what's your name?

Speaker 7 (27:16):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
I'm healthy Chelsea?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
All right, all right, So you guys are gonna be
competing against each other. If you know the answer to
the question, you chime in with your name and whoever
gets the most correct out of three?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
When's the jojo tickets? Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
All right, here we go. Question number one? What is
the center of an adam called help Sina Nucleus?

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Is correct?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Question number two? Which boy band was formed? On the
UK show The X Factor in twenty ten?

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Oh my god? Yes? Who was it?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
And think no it twenty ten was one direction one direction?
Question number three, what is the Earth's most outermost layer.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Called Kelsey Sina Heliope.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
While that may be a technical answer, that is not
what I have is my answer, Chelsea.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yes, crust is right?

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Okay? Question number something or other?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
What is the name of the main character in the
video game Minecraft?

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Kelsey?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Yes, yes, Kelsey, Chelsea. Steve is right?

Speaker 4 (28:39):
My god, Steve?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Is it Chelsea? Wait? Is it Chelsea or Kelsey?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Kelsea?

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Like we called to.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Chelsea for half the game, but now we got we
got to the truth here, Kelsey.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Can you grat? Okay?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Sorry, you do not win, but Kelsey, you got Jojo
chickens yay one on one point three KATIEWB with Balon
and cult. We do have your keyworder chance to win
Kendrick Lamar and Sissa tickets, Humble you context, Humble h

(29:16):
U m B l E to five three ninety two one.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
It's KATIEWB one International Women's Days tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
That is correct.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
And don't I don't know if I'm gonna see you.
So I got you a little some something just to
kind of like highlight the type of woman you are
and the type of person you are.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Is it gonna be the sound of someone eating a
bunch of food.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
It is a sound, thank you, And the sound is
this in a world filled with inauthenticity, Yeah, stands a
woman at five to two willing to put it all
on the line and overshare to bring laughter to the
Twin Cities.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
I watched leggings after one use because there's the it's
two fit of material and too close.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
To my reasons. It has to be watched.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
She's committed to each and every bit I need you.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Oh goddig, there's beautiful, God, please.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Nice. She's always there to guide you, even through your deepest,
darkest secrets.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
She gets right into it.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
I assume she I guess she hadn't really said I
have been shaving my roommates, but for her what for
two years?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Even though she runs a spontaneous show, one thing's for sure,
she's always gonna make you laugh.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
That is the.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Exact ido of me.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Pop a pizza rolling my mouth plan imagine I set
a pizza.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Roll in my mouth. Some people know her as a
Marconi Award winner, third grade spelling bee champion, but here
at Katie WB we know her as happy International Women's
Day to Famine congratulations found you so beautiful. It's one

(31:11):
A one point three Katie WB with bound and colts.
It's categories test about to be in the building.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
He is.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Six minutes wet.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
I have something very embarrassing happen when you know what. No,
I don't want to talk about it. Actually no, I insist.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Is that what I'm supposed to do.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
I don't know what's happening my neighbors. They run over.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Which neighbor because again, you have two sets of neighbors.
You have an Airbnb neighbor where it's never the same person,
and you have neighbors that.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
It was the airbnb. He does like long term short
term rentals. It's confusing, but they're there for like months
on end. Okay, So he he runs over and I think,
I think he's like trying someone's trying to murder him
or something.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
So you shut and lock the door.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
So he runs over and I'm like, hey, what's up?
And he's like, dude, you got to stop. And I
was like, what are you talking about. He's like, I
was gonna bring this stuff a couple of days ago,
but I thought it would just go away. And he
was like, dude, what is the pounding that happens from
nine pm to nine thirty? It's it's obnoxious, and it's like, dude,
I'm trying to I gotta wake up early, go to
the hospital, do my shift or whatever. Just can is

(32:29):
there any way you stop pounding?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Number one mad respect to a person who needs to
be in bed by nine pm.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
I have never related to something more.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
And I was like, what are you talking about. We
don't do anything. We're just chill, dude, it's not like
we're partying your head. What are you talking about? And
he was like, I'm telling you, I can hear pounding.
I don't know what you're doing, but it's like consistent,
just like.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
I will say this from uh, I've heard this from
Jenny two. Because Jenny lives in Saint Louis Park. The
houses are so close you can hear everything your.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Neighbor is doing.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
So this is what happened. Oh god, So I'm running
through everything. I'm like, what is happening to night? And
I was like, oh no, oh god, that's when I'm
on the treadmill. So so I'm so large and in charge.
Don't don't, don't go. Don't like an elephant just in
my basement, Like, if.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Your base is that fast, hould back.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Hold on And I was like, so are you here
in the morning? My wife friends are like six And
he's like, no, yeah, all right, sorry.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Mate, he said, mat no, wonder your neigh.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
I did not act about judging the moment. Hold on, Yeah,
it's up.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
There are So there are some holes in your story
about sure well number one earlier on the radio you
I think, well, I honestly could have been off there.
I can't remember now everything blurs. You lied and said
you want on a four mile run or something outside.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
And knew that was a lie.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Yeah. No, I've been working out though, in the basement,
which makes you feel just when you're working on a
unfinished basement, you feel so poor.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
It's not not just that, but what are you surrounded by?

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Oh you're just there's Katie Litters twenty feet away from you.
It's like, what's happening dude? So anyways, yeah, that's my life.
It was cool. It was a nice, humbling experience.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Reviews on this Poor Guys, Airbnb, Large March, The Treadmill,
and n ie PM.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
If you want sleep, don't recommend.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
One on one point three katiewb with fallon and cold.
Let's go ahead and get you your keyword so you
can get in to see kinder Lamar and Sizza. Your
keyword is snooze snooz. You can text that to five
three nine two one katiewb one ched Hello, Hello, how
are you? Your mic isn't on?

Speaker 8 (34:50):
Good afternoon, my friends?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Ted?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
What's new in your world?

Speaker 4 (34:56):
You know?

Speaker 8 (34:56):
Like a lot in a little I'm doing some volunteer
work this weekend. That'll kind of nice.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
What volunteering toward.

Speaker 8 (35:02):
There's this nonprofit called My Very Own Bed and they provide.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Beds to families.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
So they have a big.

Speaker 8 (35:13):
Charity fundraiser about tomorrow that I'll be helping out with.
Abby's parents are in town, so your girlfriends see them. Yep,
my girlfriend Abby, her parents are in town. So I'm
gonna say hi, I love that for you. Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
All right, Well, we're gonna do radios categories. This is
very fun, good time. This is what we go through.
We go through ten categories. You have sixty seconds to
go through these, and I'm gonna let you you guys. Actually,
I'm gonna just make Ted leave classic.

Speaker 8 (35:41):
I never get to go first.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I know it's because honestly, it's because cults running the board,
and it would have to be a whole change up
of positions. So sorry, as he leaves the studio, all right,
you ready, yeah, for sure?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Okay your letters?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Jay?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Oh god, I know I.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Have to go on hard and fast sometimes and your
time starts now. Car parts, car parts, uh, joints, things
sound on a map, japan athletes, jump man four letter words,
all right, just a jump jams itam is in a refrigerator?

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Jelly?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Uh, farm animals, farm animal?

Speaker 4 (36:31):
What skip?

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Street names, street names, jackson, things.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
At the beach, jumpsuits, colors?

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Oh skip?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Tools?

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Tools, I don't skip.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
All right, let's go back to farm maia tool jetpack? Okay,
farm animals? Do you know for colors? It's farm animals
or colors?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
You're telling me? Is that farm animal with a j?

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Don't know? You have three seconds? Colors?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Free, hold on, we already had jelly.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
We're getting a really sure that was gonna count. I
already used jam so different words. Hi, An, I know
you're like you go hard on the road.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
I do, but mostly just what I'm competing.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Dude, do you really do you honestly know have a
farm animal with a J five three nine? Who want
In the text line.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
You could have said jack A, and I would have
accepted it for donkey.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, but I don't want you to.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Did you know I'm a clean boy. Though I'm a
good boy. I'll be swearing like that. Stop talking well,
good boy?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
One one three Katie w B with fallon Colt and
our good front of the show, Ted joining us for
radio s categories.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Uh, Ted, you're coming in hot with round two. We'll
see how well you do against Colt.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Your letter today is j J all right, okay, and
your time starts now. Car parts, jumper cables, things found
on a map.

Speaker 8 (38:14):
Jupiter, Florida athletes, James Harden, four.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Letter words.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
John items in a refrigerator jam farm animals hmmm, skip
street names Johnson Street.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Thanks of the beach, uh, thanks at the beach?

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Skip?

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Okay, colors, jumpsuits.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
I don't know for thanks of the beach for the beach, tools, tools.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Farm animals, colors or tools where you have left colors?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Time? That's what I said. I said farm animals the.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Only one I could think of off the top of
my head.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
If you said jack A, for donkey maybe, but there
might be another one. I'm not thinking of what I
g If you lived in Australia, maybe I would have
accepted joey Oh for.

Speaker 8 (39:24):
Like a kangaroo. Maybe that's funny.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
All right, here we go. Let's run through these car parts.
Cold had joints, Ted had jumper cables. All right, things
found on a map. Cold had Japan and Ted had
Jupiter Florida specific athletes.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Cold had jump man.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Okay, what do you know, Michael Jordan jumpman?

Speaker 8 (39:45):
That was up to something.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
I count it.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
M Michael Jordan pops up.

Speaker 8 (39:53):
I guess that is like his nickname, so sure, but
it's not an actual name, is all.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Hard was Ted. I'm gonna put pending right now. I
need four letter words.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Colt pad jams, Ted had john I really went with
the name items.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
In a refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Ted had jam so they flipped.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
And cold Head Jelly the big jelly jam guy. Let's
go farm animals.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Nothing for either of you street names, Coldhead Jackson.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Ted Head Johnson.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
You two are really and cults working sunglasses so douchey
these days.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Can't handle it things at the beach.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
You jumps, Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
You know what does that even mean? What are jumpsuits
at the beach? I heard of a swim suit.

Speaker 8 (40:47):
I just picture like a one piece cover up.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
It's like a flowy, flowy thing that goes over your
That is, you.

Speaker 8 (40:56):
Don't know about that up.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
No woman, and sorry, come for me, wears a jumpsuit
to the beat.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
My wife does, she doesn't.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
She wears a bathing suit cover up. Probably, I don't
think she's wearing a one piece jumpsuit.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
She's always on that jumpsuit.

Speaker 8 (41:12):
The people wearing matter jump suits out here.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Neither of you got a point. Neither of you got color. Sorry,
that's fine.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Tools.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Ted had nothing and Cold had jet pack.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
That's not a tool tool.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
So right now, Ted has one two I thought that
that's a lot. Ted has one two, three four five
six points. Cold has one two, three four five and
a pending point. No, I'm gonna give Ted the choice.
Do you want him to tie you or do you

(41:48):
want him to lose to you?

Speaker 8 (41:49):
No, you're the guest today. I need to win, you lose,
I lose.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
I accept my defeat, and Ted, you're a gracious opponent. Thanks.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
It's the pop Culture Minute with selling and.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Cult on one of one point three KD W B.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
If you're a fan of it's kind of a cult classic.
At this point, Jennifer's body Amanda Seyffried, said that they're
making a second one.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Did you like that one? I know that you love
Megan Fox for her work.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
I don't even know one of that. I don't even
know when that came out. I don't know if I was.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
You were definitely born, So don't try to be ridiculous
like two thousand and nine. You're basically the same age
as Megan Fox, So let's not pretend like you are
living on a different planet. And also let's not pretend
you probably didn't watch that alone multiple times.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
You don't know my life, my sibling, what happened?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
This is like when anytime I bring up anything like
who hold on?

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Oh for the city, swiny girl whatever her name is.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
He like he doesn't know her.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
I ever knowd about look my peripheral to see his
for you page, like his Explore page is just her bouncing.
It's just endless slow mo bouncing of Sidney Sween. He's like,
who did this to my phone?

Speaker 4 (43:16):
I don't even know? Yeah, you click on one thing
that somebody sends you it's just there. I don't even know.
And then the weirdest, like when you go to the
favorite Things, it's like, how did all those videos for
you to get I don't even know why?

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Am I laughing like a smoker that I can't stop wheezing.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
You're so funny today, cults.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
It was your joke. You're laughing at yourself.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
I am like the time I did a spit take
to my own joke.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah happens. And now you're still laughing at you over.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
There, I get a joke. Post Malone has left his fiance.
I don't know. I don't know who's who it is.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
I know more about Christy Lee. She's twying. She goes
to NYU.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
That's who he's dating. Now, because you're like, who's Christie Lee?
The cults bringing up that's kind of like a weird movie. Plus,
I feel it's twenty. How old is he?

Speaker 7 (44:08):
No?

Speaker 4 (44:08):
I guess not twenty. Just feels like she's twenty. Yeah, twenty,
just feels like that's like, I mean, you've phoned post
around like is that too? You can't even go to
the bar or whatever. I mean, I'm sure with post
Moline you probably go in the bar.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
But deep thoughts with Colt. You know what I'm saying, Yeah,
I do.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
This weekend, obviously, Gogay dropped her new album at midnight.
We've been playing whoa Oh, it was craepy. We've been
playing Gaga songs like the top of every hour. But
she is the musical guest in host this weekend on SNL. Also,
they did renew Megan Markle's show for a season two,
so everyone out there hayting whoo getting the season two,

(44:46):
so more flower sprinkles and new episodes. Obviously, of Love
Is Blind dropped today, with the reunion dropping on Sunday
on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
One on one point three, Katie WB with founding Colts.
We got a call earlier today and it's it's one
of those ones where it's like, is it is this real? Am?
I getting scammed?

Speaker 2 (45:07):
The number of times I feel like it's a joke
and it's fake, and yeah, we're definitely being prankd.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
This has got to be in the top five.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
But it's so good, I'm just hoping it's not. Here's
what happened.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
You are receiving a call from Darren, an inmate at
in Noka County Jail, to accept this call press one.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Yeah, we're doing that. Hello, what's that? Who is this?

Speaker 7 (45:30):
You know I go by aa Ron?

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Oh okay, what's that? How can we help you?

Speaker 7 (45:34):
Well? First off, what's up?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (45:39):
Good thing is almost it had its call because you know,
they recently confiscated my phone up in here. Man, they've
been tripping.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Oh I hate it, you know.

Speaker 7 (45:47):
Oh yeah, you know now I got to go back
to you know, this old school. You know, I got
to do the whole sex then. And you know, I'm
just basically trying to find me a nice little big
piece of biscuits. Tell crazy, you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Wait, okay, I think okay, so yeah you had I
guess you had a phone. You get like some pigs whatever.
You having some fun counting some time? Dude, been there?

Speaker 3 (46:10):
So you have the same girl's cold. Shut up?

Speaker 4 (46:14):
So now what do you mean we're trying to what
do we need to?

Speaker 8 (46:16):
What?

Speaker 7 (46:16):
Well?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
How can we help you?

Speaker 7 (46:17):
Now? Listen, I'm looking for a fine piece, you know
what I mean. We're big booty business. Need not apply.
I'm looking for you. I got you, I got me.
Let me run down my requirements.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
You got like you got a lot of nerve putting
out requirements when you're sitting back.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
No, no, no, First off, she don't need a wagon
like I just said, little booties need not apply. I
need in cable. Yeah yeah, did you drink off? Come
on man?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
What happened?

Speaker 7 (46:57):
My God? And you know, for for real, you know,
I like art, you know, I want her to be
a pictures of herself.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
A multi dimensional like you kind of need a visual
like just for you know, when you're there by yourself chilling.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
That's what I just said, you know, walking in my life.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
You know, she's just repeating what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
God, all right, So what else?

Speaker 7 (47:21):
Oh? She did one of the biggest things. I mean,
either had daddy, gotta be a lawyer type of clerk.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
You know those connections.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
Yeah see, I mean you feel me, you feel.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Nothing you're saying it seems logical to me. You want
a big booty, you want a lawyer in your corner.
That's fine, Okay? What else?

Speaker 7 (47:41):
Yeah? Yeah yeah, And the most obvious part. She gotta
be willing to meet me, you know, in person, you know,
to see all this.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Oh, like those visitations.

Speaker 7 (47:49):
Listen, I'm getting the extra booty rubs and everything. When
you comes seem up.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Are you allowed to do that? I don't know how
this works.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
I'm sure you get one warning, you get one morning.

Speaker 7 (47:58):
This is how I was going to go. That's this requirement.
This is not if you can do it. It's like
it had to be done, all right. So I mean
once again, Oh youh a big booty body. I mean,
kings all over me tight? Well do you feel me?

Speaker 4 (48:11):
I love that?

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Anything else?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
I mean here, I'm taking notes about the post updating profile.

Speaker 7 (48:16):
I kind of you know what for real shit? You
know what the best option to I probably you know.
I'm glad I remember this. I mean I'm gonna need
like monthly what they call that was that big word,
see stipend. Yeah, we need some some bread on my commissary.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
You gotta get those crocs, those those good chips.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
I feel Is that what.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Your brother used to always call you from prison for.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
My brother wants some commisary now and then. Dude, I
don't blame them. I want some money too, cookies they.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
Got coming out next week. I need all that.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
I'll be all the lookout for you, bro. I got you.

Speaker 7 (48:48):
That's what I like to hear. You know what I mean.
I don't know if she down with it, but I
got faith in you.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Check it. Check it in a couple of weeks, when
you get God, when you get some money or whatever
for the for the call.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Okay, well, you know what, have a good week again.
I don't know what's that. You've a big plan.

Speaker 7 (49:03):
You know you sound kind of you know, you sound
kind of in the neighborhood. You know. So after hearing
you boys, you know, I'm like, I'm I'm gonna definitely
have a good good eating you feel me?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
I guess yeah again, no.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Man, in.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
These beautiful things. Oh, so, what you've been thinking?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
If two mind readers are reading each other's minds, whose
thoughts are they actually thinking?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Just hit me?

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Whose thoughts are they thinking?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
I don't know what I'm saying, because you think you're
thinking yours. But if you're reading their mind, that are
you just like, oh no, that's their thought?

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Whose thoughts?

Speaker 4 (49:58):
What you're reading my mind right now? That's all I'm
and what I'm saying? Or am I reading your mind?
I don't don't so what you've been thanking? You want
to have a bonfire.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Inside or outside?

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Plot twist, You're always having a bonfire. That's what the
sun is. And when the sun's out, Dude, that's just
it's one massive fire that we're just all sitting around
all at the same time. It's kind of true. Even
if it gets if it gets hot enough, you can
just put some aluminum foil to like a little marshmall
on there toast that thing up.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Subscribe, crackers, unsubscribe.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
What you've been thanking. It's too hot.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other,
whoa is it still called a dog pile?

Speaker 4 (50:50):
You're an idiot. The stupid thing.

Speaker 8 (50:59):
A dog.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
That's gotta be a.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Dog bowl, right, Okay, you want me to hit you harder.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
So what you've been thanking, it's a burrito, just a
sleeping bag for food. Basically, give it a nice and
toasty cody eating it. We're lapping it up.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
It's never been more cozy.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
It's moss up like if you were outside. And dude,
imagine this. You're in a tent. All of a sudden, you're.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
I would be in a tent in a sleeping bag.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
But the come a bear's burrito, that's all you are.
Like the bear swoops you, a kodyac comes out of
nowhere ground she swipes you up.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Do we taste like a burrito to them?

Speaker 7 (51:47):
So?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Then, honestly, I don't blame.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
The bear might be like, do you want to put
some sour cream on me? Real quick? Hold on, let
me get make this a little more, enjoy it before
you so dry? So what you've been thinking?

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Why do we press harder on the remote when the
battery is low.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Because it activates. It's so much better, I think it does. Yeah,
have you ever done the thing where you grab the
remote you just slam it against it.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
I've done that them thing where I pull a battery out,
blow it, stick it right back in.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Want to keep pressing the button really hard?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
One of my buddies, he was telling me he walks
around the Roku remote and it'll change people's channels that night.
You have Broku because every Roku remote activates on a
Rocu TV. You don't have to like activate with get.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Every story you tell there's always a massive plot hole.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
You don't have friends.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
I actually do have friends. I'm going out this weekend.
Little little tijuanas that what it's called.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Are you just trying to get like free food by
giving it a shout out.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
It's so embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
The double burger, double double burger, out do burger.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
That's Ted spot. Yeah, yeah, for sure should be going
in there leaving. You're scent there.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
You're so desk for Ted. You're literally popp You're a stalker.
You're popping up in his number one hot specials.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Oh what are you doing here? This is so crazy
to run into you.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
One on one point three Katie WB with Fallon and Cult.
International Women's Day is tomorrow, Saturday, March eighth. All day
long today we have been recognizing amazing local women right
here in our community thanks to City and County Credit Union.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
So at the top of every hour we've basically.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Awarded another woman one hundred dollars gift card. Someone in
her life nominated or nominated her could be a coworker,
a partner, a friend, and each winner does scoil like
I said, a hundred dollars gift card and prizing from
City and County Credit Union. So this hour's winner is
Jana de Haven, It says. The nomination came in from
her partner, Lucas.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Her husband.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
He says, because my wife Jana is the best and
has a heart of gold, that's why he was nominating her,
so super super sweet. We'll do that for the next
I think is like two more hours. We've been doing
it all day long, which is very very nice. Happy
International Women's Day, all of our ladies out there. We're
gonna get you your keyword, your chance to win kinder
klamar and sciss the tickets when we come back. But

(54:13):
also we're gonna do the one K wordplay. You want
to call right now? You can six five, one, nine
eight nine Katie w B's where you try to match
forwards with either me or Cold for your chance to
win one thousand pennies on Katie WBS.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
One on one point three Katie w B. We're Fallon
and Cold.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
We have your keyword to win Kendrick Clamar and sis
the tickets because you're never more than thirty minutes away
from that squabble tex set in squ A B B
L E to five three nine two one. Now it
is time for the one K wordplay, your chance to
win one thousand pennies.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
What's your name?

Speaker 7 (54:54):
Jay?

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Tell me I'm stealing Fallon money.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
All depends on how well you do, Jake, Okay, who do.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
You want to play? With today, I'm.

Speaker 7 (55:03):
Gonna I'm gonna put Cold by the way.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
This, Oh my god, get out of here. Colt.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Milkman's coming in thirsty today, trying to get that cash money.
All right, Jake, you know the You know how the
game goes. You got to match for words with Colt.
Here is your first word, blue, like the color blue guy.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
All right.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Next word is great jelly. Next word is June like
the month.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
June man.

Speaker 7 (55:36):
Tummer.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
And your final word is Honda.

Speaker 7 (55:42):
Car.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
All right, cal.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I felt very secure in my money with Jake's answers, So.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
All right, here we go, Colt.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Jake's first word was blue blue.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
No, Jake, blue sky, I would say, like blue skies.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
You're cheating, did you Did you have your ear to
the door.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
No, I didn't. I can't hear anything. I got like
tubes of my ears.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Three.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Yeah, that's true. We do DM and you know that's
all you need to know.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
I know it.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
That means all right, your next word is grape jelly. Yes,
your next word is June.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Oh bug, june bug. That was honestly, that was gonna
be my first choice. But I didn't think Cold would
get that. Milkman. Some of the otters do.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
That's he chose summer. I would have said July. Uh
next one doesn't matter anyway. Jake not getting cash this Friday.
Honda Civic, no pizza.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
We were almost there.

Speaker 7 (56:56):
That's a good one.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
That is good. We need to get more instanc Let's
meet up over a glass of milk, hang out a
little bit. Oh God.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Weekend, Today's trending with fellon and cold on one ont
w B. Let's just run down what's going on this
weekend in the Twin Cities. Give you some ideas. So
the Home and Garden Show is going on. I'm actually good.
I think Jenny is gonna be there Saturday. I'm gonna

(57:27):
be there on Sunday, so come say hi. I'm hosting
a cool event. Chelsea and Colet learn their names better.
I don't want to get in trouble. De Boer, Debauer, DeBoer.
I apologize. They're on HGTV's down Home Fab. They're gonna
be on stage Saturday and Sunday. I get to host that.
It's I believe noon until one Sunday when I'm gonna

(57:49):
be there. By the way, I do have a promo
code you can use to save five dollars. My name
f A l Ian, So if you want to go
to the Home and Garden shows, might as well save
five dollars, even if you don't come, like during the
time I'm there on Sunday. It's going on all weekend
at the Minneapolis Convention Center.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Let's see, we have Polar Plunget going on this weekend.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Minnesota State Hockey Boys the Hockey tournament goes on, same
with the Minnesota High School Boys Swimming and.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Diving tournament that's going on at the U of M.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
A Life of Pie is now showing at the Orphm Theater,
Romeo and Juliet the Rock Ballet.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
At Fitzgerald Theater. That sounds pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
I mentioned this, but Casey and the Sunshine Band they're
at Treasure Island tomorrow night and tomorrow, don't forget, is
International Women's Day.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
On Sunday.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
We're gonna you know, spring forward an hour, good old
daylight savings time.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
And then Sunday Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Wild host Pittsburgh Penguins at the X and Minnesota Timberwolves
host San Antonio at Target Center. So a lot going
on in the Twin Cities this weekend.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
I feel like as.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
We're thawing out a little bit more and more stuff
to do, which is very, very fun. And we have
on Sunday our Love Is Blind Reunion view.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
That's gonna get sweet. That's gonna get it because I
feel like some drama's gonna come out and you're gonna
sit there, you can have a nice drink in your hand.
You're gonna be chilling in a cool setting.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yeah. It's at Smash Park in Roseville, and Colt and
I will both be there. Starts a seven thirty, the
Reunions eight to night. They're gonna have drinking food specials.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
And we have a little bingo car. Is it a
bingo or like a drink card? Almost like take a
sip anytime.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
I think it's like you just you mark out an
X and you can choose if you want to take
a drink or not. For each one we mark off
on the bingo car. It'll be fun, it'll be a
good time. Hopefully come out. It's a free event. We'd
love to see you there. And that is your