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Episode Transcript

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As Stalin and cult on one onone point three. Katie w B.
I'm gonna get my husband on thephone and discuss a question we had at
dinner the other night while we wereon vacation. So Hello, Jake,

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Hello, always got his work businessphone voice sign Saul Street AF. So
we're sitting at dinner like all couplesin love do, and I say to
Jake, okay, setting up thescenario. I'm going to murder you.
You know the murder is coming.You have time to prepare. You get
one final meal before I murder you. What are you going to eat?

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I said, I would like aI would like a family sized box of
cinnamon Toa's crunch. I would likeone half gallon of fair Life Whole milk,
which is basically heavy living cream.And that's what I think that I
would like death until I basically likecombust And it sounds like it would take

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long to eat, but it wonit. Well, I've been there before
and I was like, of allthe things, like the cheese, the
pizza, it was so random,and I go. The thing about Jake
is he then started going on withlike more and more and more items,
and I go, you would endup dying before I can murder you with
the amount of dude eating. Jake, You're onto something, though, because

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it's like a tree every step ofthe way, especially at the end when
you get to drink the milk thatis left over just to top off the
end of your life. Yep rows. So you know what the benefit is.
I wouldn't have to experience that likesick stomach pain that I always did
after house Yeah, would just haveto deal with the aftermath when she offs

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you and then has to clean upafter your body. It's literally what he
said. He goes jokes on youdid everyone peas and poops when they die?
You got that ZTC cleanup? Yep, yep, yeap, hey general
sponsor my husband. All right,thanks, Jake, you're freak cold.

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What would yours be if you're gonnamurder me? I would eat all the
things my wife doesn't allow in ourhousehold. I'm talking. I just take
a bath and some red dye.I make the thickest peanut butter sandwich with
Jiff because she doesn't allow that.No Jeff in your house, and I
would have no We just had theTrader Joe's Dollar ninety nine peanut butter.
I don't even know. So wehave Doritos family sized bag of Dorito's massive,

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huge peanut butter and jelly in amountain dew. Oh you gotta go.
I love that. That's your rootscoming out mountain dew. That's what
do you get like going out?You? I got no kidding. Uh,
what would you do if you knewI was going to murder you?
And you you? Well? Becauseeveryone says, what's your death row meal?
Yeah? So this was like theromantic dinner you had where you were

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like, oh, Jake, bythe way, if I murder you,
is that what ever loving couple doestexting what your final meal would be?
Well, because usually when you're ondeath row that means you did something awful.
In this scenario, I'm the awfulone. You just get to have
like a great final meal. It'sall right, you know how to justify
your weird thinking pattern? Yeah,feel free to text in five three nine
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