Her way of getting closure is crazy

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh to me.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
We're found and called I'm munching on a salad cult
we play that song Oh yeah, got we got. Someone
sent us a DM and they're like, I found the
perfect song for you and it's some guy on Instagram.
It's very short, but this is kicking off our show today.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Diet Coke and Fall Leave, Diet Coke and Fall Leave,
Diet Coke.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
And Fall Leave. I love diet Coke and Fall Leave.
It's so true. It's a great combination too.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Die crispy diet Coke and crispy Morning on a Fall
with a folly. Oh my god, stunning, honey. We have
Jonas Brothers tickets coming up right after four o'clock this afternoon,
and also with this girl is going to join us
and I'm excited to talk to her. Her boyfriend of
a year and a half. Blocks are on social media
and she has an idea for how to get some

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closure and I don't know that it's the best idea,
but we're gonna need your help. We're gonna talk to
her a little after four thirty. On kt w BO,
it's the Unbelievable Story of the Day. On one oh
one point three kt w B.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Is spooky when you're like out and about and you're
when you live alone in a house, it's terrifying. Sometimes
every little noise, every creak, you're like, ah, who's coming
to murder me?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You don't how to bring that up anyone that lives
alone right now listening, he's like, yeah, thanks a lot.
As we're entering spooky season, you monster, Why would you
bring that up?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Terrifying?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
So this if you're watching the Netflix Ed Dean show, like,
I am pect this guy.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
He's like, all right, sums up in my house. I
gotta call the police. Calls them.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
They're like, nobody's here. They leave a couple of He
calls them, like seventh. This happens like seven days in
a row. And he's like, I'm telling you somebody's in
my house. You need to find them. I think it's
a ghost.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Can you talk about I don't know if you know
the details. Is he hearing, like what footsteps? Is he hearing?

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Not hearing things on his walls and his It's like
all coming from all over. It's not specific to like
one area of the house.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Everywhere.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
It's everywhere, but nowhere got it?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (02:08):
And it only comes out in the nighttime, it's nocturnal.
So police show up to hunt for a ghost. They're
going through his house and then they realize, hold on,
this guy is on an absurd amount of drugs and
we just found his stash and the only reason why

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he comes out at night is because he uses a
lot at nights.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
So he says, nah, that's not me.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Nahh, not mine.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
So then they check ringcam footage and there's him lighting
up said drugs.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's his own ring camp.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Ring camp, and that's it.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
That's what They didn't find drugs, but they found a
whole lot of stuff instead. And it's not just the
Devil's gladdest Sorry, it was more than that.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Bad stuff got Yeah, I thought you were going to
tell me the story. I forard a million times that
it's called like the Spider Man story or whatever it is.
It is the guy who was living in these people's
attic forever Peter Parker, different Spider Man. Great, great question.
But you hear stories about like even Channing Tatum has
a new movie coming out based on a true story
of a guy who escaped prison and lived in a

(03:13):
Toy Toys r us for six months in the nineties.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Oh he can live in my toys. R us Hondo pea.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
This way, step the way.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
It's one one point three k d W B with
Found of cults. You think it's a banger. You think
it's a banger. Everybody thought it was a banger. But
there's a deeper, deeper meaning to this dogun remember you
know a wee little lad dude.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
I think it was like seven on a bus.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
We get it. You're younger, Okay, go his thing.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
It's not just about having fun, Found, It's not about
your dog's not about actual canines.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
This is I.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
I found this on TikTok and it was saying that
even though it's like super upb and fun, it's actually
a man bad song.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
The phrase who let the dogs out? Is a rhetorical
ironic question. Who allowed or enabled these men to be dogs? Yeah,
to behave the way they do wed I always.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Wonder why we call them dogs, but then they call
it cat calling. Shouldn't be dog calling?

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Well, they're the dog. The women are the cats. Though.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
You're saying, so here's the thing though, Wow, you.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Really just blew my mind with that one. I wasn't
thinking clearly, here's what I'm telling you.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Who did enable these men to be dogs?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
It was slipping through the cracks. It's been the society
has been slipping through the cracks since they for a while,
so you.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Think it's a slippery slope. One dude was like, Hey,
I hope you have a nice day, and then eventually
turned into I'll.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Do you a dog. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I think it was like a guy holding a door
for a lady have a nice day. And now it's
a guy who holds his phone and takes upskirt shots
at this lady's He went right down one of those
who are those slides? These shock you on the way
down when you were a kid. Yeah, that's where half
some of these met. Not Almond. There's plenty of great
men like you. Cult still left not taking up skirt pictures.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
It's a dang shame, Falon, It's a dang shame.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
One on one point three, kd W B and Goodwill
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Speaker 2 (05:22):
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Speaker 4 (05:25):
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Speaker 2 (05:28):
Brought to you by Ovo, Lacy and Len. So Dolly Parton,
I don't know, like a couple of weeks ago, she
mentioned that, you know, she had to postpone her Vegas
shows because she had to go undergo a medical procedure.
She's said, I'm fine, but like I'm not like perfect
right now. Well then her sister Freida Parton, posts this
whole thing like sim prayers for my sister and freaks

(05:50):
everyone out, like oh my god, is this work? And
so she gets back, I'm like, oh, sorry to freak
everyone out. She's just a little under the weather. So
now Dolly had to come on social media and do
a video basically be like, hey, I'm not dead yet,
like sorry, I'm not dying. I just want to be clear.
I'm having a few medical treatments. So she had to
do that because it's like when your mom gets on Facebook,

(06:11):
right and they post some things and so they didn't
think it through and they worry everyone. And it's just
like her sister wasn't trying to cause drama. She just
I don't think she should.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
She should be on it to time.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
And then you it's like trying to figure out what
kind of car to get it's like, well.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Like you made everyone think that you were had health issues. Okay,
Travis Kelsey, Jason Kelsey, they're back with a new episode
of their podcast since Taylor released her album, and of course,
I think thank goodness for Jason Kelsey asking the hard
hitting questions. She has a song on her album called Wood,
which everyone says is about Travis's member, so he straight
out asks them about it.

Speaker 8 (06:44):
It's a great song. Do you feel cocky about the song?

Speaker 9 (06:48):
No, like any song that she's not just any song?
What do you mean any song that she would reference
me in any.

Speaker 8 (06:59):
It's an appendage, It's not just no way, Redwood Tree
ain't hard to see. I thought Redwood was a little bit,
you know, that was That's a generous word. I think.
I think if somebody wrote a song about me, it'd
be like Japanese maple. Sometimes can see.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
He is so funny, Jason Kelsey's I'm sure Travis is
great too, but I mean Jason is, let's be honest,
America's sweetheart.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Adam Levine is selling his house for sixty million dollars
in Montecito, That's what I'm saying. I'm so confused how
even though I know Adam Levine's obviously had a very
successful career between Maroon five and The Voice. Sixty million dollars.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
That's a lot. Yeah, but he probably bought it ten
years ago for like three dollars, so that's possible.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
But it's part of me is like, is he selling
it because he does need to like downgrade money a
little bit. Why did the.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Property tax that is got be insane?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh my god, you're just like you're like a dad
when you talk, just.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Saying yeah, no one can that's just you imagine.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
How expension of the upkeepers on that lawn. Oh my gosh,
the gas alone and those lawnmowers. One on one point three, KATIEWB.
We're falling and cult let's chat girl, it's been too
long since we caught up. You can call six five
one nine eight nine, KATIEWB really anytime because we love talking,

(08:23):
but also especially right now because we're doing anyone listening
who and if you fit in one of these categories,
we'll talk to you. If you got electrocuted, I've told
you've had a light zap. I fell on like I
fell while balanced beaming on a piece of tractor equipment,
grabbed onto an electric fence, so not fully electrocuted.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Look, I don't want to talk about what you do
on your off time. That's that's all on you. But yeah,
if you've been electrocuted at one time. My my brother,
he used to climb up those what do they call it?
It's like electrical lines, right, but it's like the post,
you know what I'm talking about. And one time he
got close enough to the wire where it was like
his hair started raising.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Yeah, and in my dad yelled him to get down.
But that that was a close call.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I do think the best place for your brother is prison,
because I do think it would keep him safe.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, they're not going to give you a fok to
shove into a socket, So that's good.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Anyone listening who doesn't have social media or hates pumpkin stuff.
I always thought like when I was had my brief
stint in the dating world, if a guy was gone
on to do social media, I'm like, oh, I don't
trust you at all. Actually, one guy dated briefly didn't
quote unquote do social It's because he was doing all
kinds of women and didn't want to be tagged or
held accountable.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
That's my man.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
No, my my brother in law. He doesn't use any
social media. He's all done, so it's crazy. He doesn't
know anything. He just like, yeah, I just hated all
the people argument, and it's like I just don't even well, I'm.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Saying back in the beginning, I thought it was a
red flag. Now I do think you probably have a
little peace of mind.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
But he watches he's so desensitized. He watches c Span
for entertainment. Like that's how, that's like how his his
slate is, like he doesn't know what entertainment is anymore.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Calls if at one of these categories sixty five one
nine eight nine ADEWB, you were electrocuted, you don't have
social media, or you hate pumpkin stuff one on one
point three kd WB, we're fouling and cult. Anyone listening,
who if if one of these categories, you just give
us a little call and we chat about it. So

(10:16):
anyone listening who got electrocuted doesn't have social media or
hates pumpkin stuff. So you were electrocuted?

Speaker 10 (10:26):
Well, okay, so not necessarily electrocuted, but my alarm clock
backing up.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Okay, is this something you volunteered for? Was an accident?

Speaker 10 (10:36):
Yeah, I really waking up in the morning.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
You get some jumper cables and just like connect like
connect them to your toes from the alarm clock or
like what is how does.

Speaker 8 (10:44):
It even work good?

Speaker 10 (10:45):
I work on cars for a living, but I mean no,
this is just like it's like kind of looks like
a program in your phone and it that's how I
need you to wake you up, and it does the trick.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
This sounds perverted somehow, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Don't shame her. She's gotta do what she's gotta do.

Speaker 10 (11:02):
You know. It's also like train yourself not to do
like habits like smell day or whatever.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Are you feeding for the shock, like when you go
like a couple days without or you're like I got
to get that. I'm gonna get that shock again.

Speaker 10 (11:14):
I'm actually terrified of it. Like you can press the
button and it's shock automatically, and I'm terrified.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Do you do you do you find yourself like not
wanting to go to bed because you know, on the
other side of the sleep is just a shock.

Speaker 10 (11:26):
No, I just waking up in the morning. I can't
work it off. Make bet and I'm like, they invite
you to zip tie it to yourself.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
That's mild that they would tell you to zip tie it. Hi,
ktw B. Which category do you fall into? Okay, how
long has it been.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
You do?

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Sound off the grid? It sounds like you're in a
cave right now.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, it sounds like you're calling from a haunted house.
Are you a ghost? Is that why you don't have
social media? Did you say you got off that when
you got engaged?

Speaker 4 (12:07):
All right, he's get out of here. You're trying to
hank those to the microphones. You're gonna hear this x
nay x nay ghost get out of here.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Week Hatab priests coming down and performing exorcism in this studio.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Is good news, meant.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Something in the middle.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Is little.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
One on one Katie w B. We're falling and Colt
and while he's not on the payroll anymore, he comes
in here just as often. Our good friend Ted is
joining us for a round of radios categories you can
play along we come back.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Radio categories.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
I'm gonna one point three Katie w to be with
Falon and Colts and Ted.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Hello, do you want to share what cult just told
you you need to do? Or are you afraid your
girlfriend's gonna hear h.

Speaker 11 (13:10):
Colt told me that I need to dump my girlfriend
because apparently I'm too busy and unavailable to hang out. Yeah,
that's it, even though Colt has hit me up to
hang out outside.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Of work one time. Every time I do, You're busy.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Time hit me up and he gave you like ten minutes.

Speaker 11 (13:29):
Notice, Ted, do you want to go to the Yan
Yang Twins concert.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
I'm already at the show, but pull up and.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
He was already there with his wife.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Tight schedule.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Yeh, all right, So we're gonna go through ten categories.
You have sixty seconds to go through this. We'll have
Ted go first.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
So Falan's gonna leave. Bye bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye. Is there a theme to this? There is
a theme? Actually, Oh okay? Pop culture love it okay?

Speaker 5 (13:58):
And your letter is b be and your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Disney Channel shows Bewitched, Is that a movie or a show?

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Oscar Winning Movies, Boy Meets World, Oh perfect, okay?

Speaker 4 (14:14):
And Oscar Move Oscar Movies, Yes, Body of Lies.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Pop stars who acted in movies, Britney Spears, Dang Okay, YouTubers,
Benson Boone, What about cartoon sidekicks, cartoon sidekicks. Skip best

(14:43):
selling video games. Oh, I want to say crash bandcoot,
but that's not right. Uh skip celebrities with a makeup brand.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Oh my god, m M Bradley Cooper. I don't know
famous couples, real or fictional.

Speaker 11 (15:10):
Uh now, I can't think of anything around the Cooper U.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Skip and then iconic memes. That's your time, that's your time.
That is your time. Is hard pop culture. That is
a little difficult. I thought it was gonna be a
little easier. I know you're gonna be firing a little more.
But maybe Ballin.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Will she'll choke. I hope so, and you'll come home
with the w you. We'll find out next on radios categories.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Today's Trending with Ballan and Colt on.

Speaker 7 (15:44):
One on Katie w B.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Now, this is ridiculous the new trend there's now to
be fair. I don't know if I know anyone doing this,
so maybe it's like more of an idea than it's
actually happening. But they say gen z and young millennial
men are becoming stay at home sons or trad sons.
These guys live rent free with their parents and take
on chores like cooking, cleaning, and running errands in exchange

(16:08):
for room and board. Some are even launching brands around it.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Some don't even do any chores either.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Agree they have their mom still doing all the chores
for them. With rising inflation, a tough job market in
housing crisis, I get honestly why a lot of people
are stuff doing.

Speaker 6 (16:23):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Here's what I would do. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
I wish I had a parent I could live with,
because I would take advantage of my parents so so hard. Dude,
I would do everything I could to not be responsible.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
And it's unfortunate that I don't think it's completely.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
You don't know why. I know that's not true. I'm
not going to reveal too much, but you are pretty
judge of people in your life who do do that.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Well, it's because I'm jealous. I'm projected.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
I want it actively he does, he does.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
It'd be awesome just like not do anything.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
But and I also think that, like if you have
money and your parents have money and you're like a
trust fund kid, I don't I'm jealous. Also, that'd be awesome, dude,
if you could just lounge around and do nothing all day.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I know, that you don't want to lose anyone in
your life. I get that, But when people are like,
oh my god, inheritance, I'm like, are you kidding me?
That sounds awesome. I'm never gonna get it. I might
somehow I might end up with some kind of debt
for my parents retirement math well, speaking of okay, financial
experts believe Americans who wish to retire and live comfortably
have to have around one and a half million dollars.
But where you live out your retirement's going to determine

(17:30):
how far that's going to get you. Okay, So basically,
if we like look at different states, like Kansas, we
get you fifty two years, but Hawaii only seventeen years, right, Alaska?
New York would get you twenty nine years, which that's you.
You're you're risking things. You gotta figure out what age
you're like, h how long do I think I have left?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah? True? True?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Also, one and a half million dollars is wild. People
barely have enough money to buy groceries weekly. Much. Let's
have a million and a half dollars stored up?

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, you gotta start saving when you're like
three years old. Basically, so so.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Start saving for your kids now so they have a
chance for the future. Essentially, all right, that is your
trending on one to one point three kd W. We're
come after your chance to win Jack o' lantern Spectacular
tickets a wish right now.

Speaker 11 (18:25):
It's one of one three KATWB the Twin Cities number
one hit music station with Fallon and Cult and yours
truly Ted Radio.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
All right, so Ted, just my first, you have sixty
seconds to go through this fallon your letters b bbbbka
and your it is themed. It's a pop culture theme.
Good luck, So lock in your time starts now. Disney
Channel shows, skip oscar winning movies, what you're winning movies?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Skip pop stars who acted in movies?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Bieber?

Speaker 4 (19:03):
What about YouTubers? I don't watch that, okay, Cartoon sidekicks.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Cartoon Sidekicks, Yogi Bearra and Boo Boo Boo.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Boo, best selling video games Super Mario, Brother Sega Skip,
I don't know, Okay. What about celebrities with the makeup brand.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Bieber Hayley Comma. Okay 's Bieber again, but let's just
do it.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Famous couples, realer fictional.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
And I'll go back and do Benito Bad Bunny, Bad
Bunny for the movie music one. What was the other question?

Speaker 4 (19:38):
I said, famous couples, realer fictional.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I should know this, but all I can think of
is Jessica Biel Beal and Justin Timberlake.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Okay, iconic memes Nope, Skip absolutely will not do that.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Rap groups or duos?

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Is buster rhymes in one? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:58):
That maybe that's your time. Well right off the rip.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
For Disney Channel shows, probably should have said Bluey Fallon,
but Boy meets the World. You guess a parent, you
didn't think of Bluey for number two Oscar winning movies.
We had a Body of Lies for Ted and then Fallin.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
You had nothing.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't think body lies one any oscars.

Speaker 11 (20:17):
Okay, somebody gave let's have Leonardo DiCaprio in it. So
that's why I said.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
It pop stars who acted in movies. We had Britney
Spears for Ted and then Fallin you have Bad Bunny, which.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
He did so good in that. It's just so many points.

Speaker 10 (20:30):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
YouTubers Benson Boone for Ted.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
He's not a YouTuber, but he is. He's got on YouTube,
but he's not YouTube.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
But a YouTuber though.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
I'll give it to you. But that's ridiculous. You know
it is. Cargo is ridiculous. He's not a YouTuber.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Best selling our cartoon Sidekicks. We had nothing for Ted,
but you had Boo Boo.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
That's two, thank you.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
What about celebrities with a makeup brand fallin you had Bieber.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Hayley and and that's yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Ted Bradley Cooper. No, I love it. I'm giving it numb.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
No, he is not going to point for that.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Best selling video games, you both had nothing.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Tad had nothing for the rest Fallon for number eight,
you had famous couples, real or fictional, and you said, Belle, yep,
you had nothing for it nine or ten either. So
here we go, guys. I'm disappointed. I'm wanna be honest
with you, Guys.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
I wanted to cast stories took longer to read than
we could even say.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
This was so bad, sad. You have four to fallin
six zero.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
And I would say the four with two of those
points being Bens and Boone. As a YouTuber you have two.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Really, Oh, I didn't even give you an extra point
for boone, so they got five to.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Six one one point three k d w B. We're
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We're gonna quiz you with some trivia, and if you
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(21:58):
We went like a I think opening of that a
couple of weeks ago. It was awesome, but now I
know it's gonna be even better because you have that
amazing fall weather. I'm a little bit jealous, honestly, but
it's gonna be so cool to take your friends and
family or your kids, whoever you choose to take to this.
And they have, like I think it's like over five
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(22:21):
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Speaker 4 (22:32):
If you're no.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
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Speaker 4 (22:39):
What is your name, Elizabeth?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Elizabeth? All right, let's get your competitor on the phone
high with's your name, Jennifer. All right, Elizabeth and Jennifer,
you're competing against each other today. If you know the
answer to the question, you chime in with your name,
and whoever gets the most correct wins. Are you ready?

Speaker 9 (23:00):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Question number one, what is the name of the pig
in the book Charlotte's Webb Jfer? Yes, Jennifer Wilbur. That's right.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Who could forget about a Wilburg?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Question number two, Jacob Black is a character? And what
Stephanie Meyer book series?

Speaker 9 (23:18):
I didn't hear you.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Jacob Black is a character? And what Stephanie Meyer book series?
Oh no, the answer is Twilight.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Oh my god, I almost get that.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Question number three, what guyser in Yellowstone National Park is
known for erupting roughly every ninety minutes? There she blows,
it's a big one. Jennifer, Yes, Jennifer Old Yes, Jennifer,

(23:56):
good job, you're our winner. Elizabeth, thanks for playing. But Jennifer,
you got a four pack of tickets to the Minnesota
Zoo's Jack O Lantern Spectacular. Congrats.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Oh my god, I've minded, but I guess it's.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
One on one point three k d WB, we're Fallin
and Colt. So at this point a lot of us
use chat GPT pretty regularly, and I find that it
knows me decently well now because it knows I work
with a guy named cold. It'll get some things wrong.
It'll be like, we love listening to your radio show
three to seven, and I'm like, well we're on two
to six. Chat GPT, you were really close, but you're
just a little bit off. So the new thing is

(24:40):
you can ask chat GPT what animal is my personality?
Most like now it might know you well enough to
immediately split something out, or in my case, it did
ask a few questions.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
I give it to me, So this is what it.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Decided, like what my animal is, Red Fox? Here are
the reasons why I have a mix of charm, brains
and a little bit of mischief. It says I like
being like I like walking in a room and owning,
like like being the center of attention, which is sometimes
true but sometimes not. Since I'm playful, I'm quick on
my feet, I'm independent enough to thrive solo. But they

(25:15):
also know exactly when to team up and turn on
the charisma. And foxes live comfortably in both wild forest
and bustling cities Like me, I can blend in anywhere
and still shine.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh my god, thank you chat GPT. That was so
compliment though. Is it always positive or is it ever
there every negative? Like, dude, you're like a hip eponymous
because I know you sit there just eat watermelons.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
That's all you do.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I don't need chat GPT to be negative when I
work with you.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Okay, here's what I got. I got a wolf, all right.
They say I'm loyal family oriented. Wolves are packing Wilson.
From what I know about you, your family, uh spouse
daughters of future planning is the center of your decisions.
You don't run solo. You move with your pack on
your mind. True wolves are persistent hunters. You've got the
same mindset with your career financial planning. You set a

(26:04):
target and you push towards it with determination. Oh that's nice,
shout out, dude. Balanced in between independence and teamwork. A
wolf can thrive alone if it has to, but it
seems stronger in a pack. They also sound them like
a dolphin because I'm flavorful and sometimes indulgence.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Sometimes it was a weird thing to throw on there,
but I know I.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Think dolphins are usually pretty consistently intelligent.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
I'm like a wolfing. I'm like a wolfing, dude, if
I had I'm I'm a wolf dolphin. I'm like if
a if a wolf hooked up with a dolphins some
on some like sabbattle or something.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Here's how we know which one you truly are. Yeah,
hit me with your best wolf followed by your best dolphin.
I'm gonna close my eyes.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
I would, but my throat hurts right now and I
don't want to strain it.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
You know what will help a sore throat? They say
that there's like a natural ailment you could use that
would help you with a sore throat.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
What you know, you know what you're talking about?

Speaker 8 (26:54):
What?

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Oh? What you don't know the bailment?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
No, it was like what helps It's like nature remedy
for a sore throat, like a throat coat exactly.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah. I do it all the time.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, So anyway, you should do that and make your
throat feel better. All right, All right, there you go.
We'll suggestion.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
We can love love things that we know we can
go forever. So you want to sit it out.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
One on one point three k d WB. This is
really cool Cariboo coffee. They're they're hosting Club Cariboo Thursday,
October ninth, So that's tomorrow night, eight to ten pm
in Stadium Village. You can go out check out DJs.
They have samples your shot exclusive Cariboo like club sweatsuit action.
You can get details at KDIWB dot com on our

(27:44):
events page. But Club Cariboo, that sounds kind of fun.
We're gonna come back and get you Jonas Brothers tickets.
They're in town Friday night. We have a pair of
tickets in a in a very unique way in about
six minutes on KATWB and the Middle this Friday, the

(28:09):
Jonas Brothers are in concerts and you can win tickets
right now at six five, one, nine, eight nine Katie
w B SO Monday, we played a leaf Flower over
Jonah's Brother's song. Everyone on the radio said they couldn't
hear it. Everyone listening on the radio texting and where
they were screaming up their radio saying they could hear it.

(28:30):
Wrapping it because it's spooky season, it's probably gonna be
even worse. Honestly, we're gonna play another is it a
Jonahs brother song? Yea so it's another Jonas Brothers song,
but this time it'll be under the sound of a
slash or movie girl getting chased by a killer.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Okay, ready for it.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
We're gonna were gonna get someone on the phone.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
We could do that right now.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah, Hi, and then if you can tell us the
name of the Jonas Brothers song through the chaos, you
win the tickets. I don't know how people a gonna
feel about this.

Speaker 10 (28:58):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
What's your name? Fortia? Tricia? Are you you think you're
gonna identifying Jonahs Brothers songs?

Speaker 10 (29:03):
I am, I am good.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I believe you, Trisa. I love that confidence. That's what
I'm looking for. Okay, so it will be distracting hearing
a woman being slashed, but okay, you got this. Here
we go.

Speaker 12 (29:26):
Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
I couldn't hear it at all.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
I could have headphones on, really isolating it for me.
Her screams are a bit loud.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Cult Yeah, yeah, well listen is Jonahs Brothers. I'm not
just gonna give you a high five. Let you go
in geez, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Do you want to take your guests? Go for it.

Speaker 10 (29:46):
I'm gonna go with soccer.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Oh not soccer. But that's a good guess.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Good guess.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Okay, you can try back, right, why not? Six five, one, nine,
eight nine Katie w B. Jonas Brothers are in town
on Friday, and of course here at one A one
point three Katie w B with your good friend Salin
and Cult, we have tickets for you. What we're gonna
do is we're gonna play Jonah's Brothers song with the
sound of a woman being like gonna slash you know,

(30:14):
the woman screaming in a slash your movie. Because it's
spooky season, she's screaming over top of the song, so
it's hard to hear. You get what I'm saying, Okay,
So that's how you want the tickets? Telling us the
name of the song. What's your name? Kira? All right, Kira,
We're gonna play this song for you underneath a slasher
movie screamer. If you know the name of the song
from the Jonas Brothers, you want the tickets. Okay, Okay,
good luck.

Speaker 10 (30:47):
It's here.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
Three thousand.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Congrats. Congrat that was super hard to hear or did
you just make a random guess?

Speaker 6 (31:02):
No, I could hear it.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
You got that quality dog out here, Kier that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yes, you're gonna go see the Joe Bros. On Friday.
Congratulations one on one point three, Katie w b Or
Fallon and Colt. You don't get to choose, No, you
have to choose. You have to break it down why

(31:30):
you choose what you choose? And normally this would be
something you would put in my face, but today tables
have turned. My friend.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Let's get it.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
We got a villain f Mary kill situation. Here are
your options, Michael Myers. Like the song we're playing currently
from the Halloween franchise, number two. We have Freddy Krueger,
he haunts you in your dreams, has those long nails.
And finally, penny Wise current version Scars Guard playing penny Wise.

(31:56):
It is the movie. He's the creepy clown red below
hanging out of the sewer. If Mary kill, Colt, you
are first?

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (32:05):
I with marry penny Wise because I don't have to
see him that much. He's just gone. He's in a sewer.
He's trying to like steal children or something. I don't
know what he's doing.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
I don't care. He's maybe he comes around once a
month or so.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
I want to be committed to someone who steals children?
Got it?

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Well, I mean they're all awful, but it's like just
I don't have to see him. He's out of sight,
out of my mind. Like maybe he'll crawl up through
the drain one time and be like hey baby, and
I'll be like what up? And I'd be like, see
you later, and I'll turn my water on or something
and get him out of there.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
All right?

Speaker 5 (32:30):
So, Mary, now I want to kill Jason, But also
what those nails do?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Not Jason? There's Michael Myers. You're confusing. Jason's from the
Fria of the thirteenth series. He's not an option. You
want what you.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Want to walk with him? Well, I'm thinking about like
I want to kill him, But what's up with the nails? Which?
What can you do with it? What can you do?
You get any tricks? Maybe could scratch a scratch scratch
because who's the other one?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Michael Meyer?

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Yeah, he would be so bland. I feel like if
you like hooking up with myself, I'd be like, what's
going on? It's like us got to do something here?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, So I think I would.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Kill Michael Myers, right, Mike Myers, Yeah, I'll kill.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Mm and then yeah, I'll give it to Freddy.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Okay, dude, out of costume, I would immediately hook up
with the guy who plays Pennywise, but in costume dead,
immediately Pennywise dead. He's the creepiest. I don't like it. Okay,
exact opposite reasons. I'm not going to hook up with Freddy.
Those nails? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 7 (33:45):
Eddie?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Lady listening, who's ever been around a guy with long nails?
It is haunting. You do not want that near sensitive vibes,
So no way. So I'm going to marry Freddie? Why
kind of similar vibes to Pennywise. He only comes out
in my nightmare, so he's not even around most of
the time.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Yeah. True, it's kind of deal with the which.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Leads me to hook up Sash with.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Michael, And what would that be like?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
He never stops. That's the thing about Michael. He's never stops.
So I do like that. There is that whole vibe.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
You're satisfied every time for sure, the.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
One time maybe? Okay, thank you, katw B.

Speaker 7 (34:21):
It's the pop Culture Minute with Llan and Cult on
one on one point three jd w B.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Brought to you by Ovo Lasik and Length. I don't
follow a lot of like Real Housewives information, but one
of the real housewives, Kim Zoliac beazels Ge, I see
her like in the news all the time because of
like money issues, et cetera. But this is so disturbing.
Her daughter's name is Arianna. She goes online, she's doing
like I Get Ready with Me makeup tutorial and she's

(34:48):
adding on fake freckles and that's I've seen that on
a lot of tutorials. But she revealed that she actually
used to have a ton of freckles when she was younger,
but her mom had them lasered off when she was
four teen years old.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
I mean, were they just like they're not like answers,
there's unproblematic freckles that she was just like, all.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Right, buye.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
She didn't like her own freckles. Like that's what the
mom told the facialists, that she didn't like her freckles,
which wasn't true. So then the girl, the woman at
the place, lasered them off, and then Ariana confronted her mom,
and Kim laughed it off like it was not a
big deal, all right, So at fourteen years old, the

(35:28):
mom was like, oh, you're not pretty with these freckles
had been that is wild? Ye, just wild.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Can't choose your parents, that's no.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
So I've been watching little clips from the New Heights
podcast because it's you know, Jason Kelsey getting to ask
Travis about the new album, and of course everyone wants
to know his thoughts on the song called Wood, which
is supposed to be about Travis's manhood. So here is
Jason asking the hard hitting questions.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
It's a great song.

Speaker 8 (35:53):
Do you feel cocky about the song?

Speaker 9 (35:55):
No, like any song that she's not just me? It's
not just any song.

Speaker 8 (36:01):
What do you mean any song that she would reference
me in? Any well? You though it's an appendage, it's
not just no way, Redwood tree ain't hard to see.
I thought Redwood was a little bit, you know that
was That's a generous word. I think. I think if
somebody wrote a song about me, it'd be like Japanese
maple sometimes can see.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
They also he also has to have hit their dad
had watched it again. He's like I'm not sure, and
he's like, I'm gonna play Wood for him and he's like, please,
don't like just so embarrassing. Also, Dolly Parton came out
want everyone knows she is okay. Her sister had posted
like this post like people do sometimes it was like
send prayers, and then it freaked everyone out, like oh
my gosh, it's Dolly okay. So she had to post

(36:45):
a video to down so she'll be like, hey, I'm fine,
I have medical preceders, but I'm just like a little
under the weather. So her sister was like, yeah, my bad,
I'm a bad to freak everyone out. That is your
pop culture minut. We're gonna come back and talk to
a woman who wants to know if this is going
too far. Her boyfriend blocked her and she wants closure
five minutes away.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Oh did you call.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
One to one point three? Katiewb with Ballon and Cults. Okay,
most of us have been dumped at some point or another,
and I think one of the biggest issues is you
don't always get the closure you want. Sometimes you know,
it's like obvious why the breakup happened, for sure, But
in Cassidy situation, you did not get closure, right.

Speaker 13 (37:28):
No, not at all?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
So what happened? How long were you and your boyfriend together?

Speaker 13 (37:33):
Uh? So we were actually together for a year and
a half and then he ended up just you know,
breaking up with me. I felt like he wanted something new,
that's what he told me. So he pretty much blocked
me on everything. And I still think about into this
state because I mean, that's some time that we had together,

(37:54):
so I want some closure, and I know his work schedule,
and I've been kind of painting if I should just
show up to talk. But I don't know if that's
like totally crazy as me or is that like falker behavior.

Speaker 10 (38:09):
So I need some advice.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Okay, this is a great question because I, on one side,
totally get like it's so unfair that he'd end things
with you and then just block you immediately, so you
never get the closure. And some would say, well you don't,
you aren't. You don't necessarily just always get closure. You
kind of have to move on. But I would be
lying if I said I had never had thoughts like

(38:33):
this before in past situations either. So but also I
have been called crazy, so I don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
React if it's outside and it's a public space, coincidences happened.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Okay, I don't you know what before I'm not going
to give you complete advice because I feel like they're
probably more sane people listening than me and Cult. Right now,
what would you do or what advice do you have
for Cassidy? Can she do this? Is this highly inappropriate?
What suggestions do you have for her? You can call
six five one nine eight nine KATIEWB. You can also
text in five three nine two one KATIEWB. One, Cassidy.

(39:12):
If I was you, I'd do it, but I think
I would regret it. So but let's see if people
have some better advice than me or Cult. Okay, one
on one point three KATIEWB. We're fouling and Cult. We're
just talking to Cassidy and she's like her boyfriend of

(39:33):
a year and a half broke up with her, blocked
on everything, and she just wants some closure. So she's like, look,
I know his work schedule. Is it creepy or stockery
if I show up at his work because I just
want a little bit of closure. And we're getting your feedback,
So what do you think.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
I think it's unfair to not kind of take what
he says if he doesn't want to be in the
relationship anymore. So it was the other way around, and
a guy waited outside a girls job. People would kind
of look at that very wrong.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Oh, he's just a passionate lover what you talk about.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
You're not wrong. There are a lot of double standards
in our society in many different ways.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
If you went outside in your ex with outside of
your job, or even worse, walked inside, there's that's a
big coincidence. It's on purpose.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Yeah, listen, stranger things have happened, though, So you know
I'm saying, go for it.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
You can do it once. You can only do it once.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
If you do it twice or thrice, then you got
that's an issue.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
So hi, KTWB, what do you think?

Speaker 12 (40:37):
Okay, honey, I have been in all sorts of situations.
So the best thing she can do is realize that
she did git closure because breaking up with somebody is
one thing to block them because he didn't want to
see that, he's already probably was seeing someone else.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Uh huh.

Speaker 12 (40:57):
And when they say that you're crazy, you're not crazy.
She deserves better. Yeah, observes closure, But I agree, to
be honest, all he's gonna do is use that to
tell everybody that she's obsessed and crazy, and in a
lot of cases that's not even the case.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Well, I know, and I also worry he would like
video on his phone and be like, oh my gosh,
she's crazy. She's stuck, and like post it.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
She just got to sleep with this best friend or something.
That's what That's what I thinks. But make me that's possible.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
We got this text says Bump that females always get
the wrap for being crazy when all we want is answers.
Tell Shorty I said, pull up on them. Other text, girl,
leave it alone.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Move on, there's nothing codeers in your shoulderistic.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Leg one on one point three, Katie w B. We're
fouling and cold, trying to play a little little game
with you. You know your chance to win some money
at all. It's one thousand pennies on the line. You
can call now to play the one K wordplay at
six five, one nine, eight nine and Katie w B

(42:14):
one on one point three k d w B. We're
fallin and Colt. What's your name? All right? Christina? It
is time for your moment in spotlight with the one
K wordplay. You have a chance fro one thousand pence day.
I know it's life altering money at all. Christina. You
have to match four words who are you going to
try to match those with today? Me or Colt.

Speaker 12 (42:35):
I'm going to go with cold this time.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Oh wow, thank you so much?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Quite falin. Listen, I've been known to fail people. That
is not surprising to be Christina. Let's hope you have
better luck with cold today. Your first word is bloody very,
your second word is salary, carret. Your next word is drop.
Oh wow, oh wow. That was tough.

Speaker 12 (43:02):
We're never going to match that one drop.

Speaker 10 (43:05):
It's gonna be more than words.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
The mic.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Mike, okay, and we can only do one word, but
we'll see what he says. Hot say that.

Speaker 10 (43:16):
One more time, hot hot yep dog.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
All right, perfect call. I'm gonna bring him back in.
He will see if he can match your words. If
you match all four of you at one thousand pennies,
your first word is.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Bloody marry yes, oh for real.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
I'm gonna go with the ones that I feel like
you'll have the best block with first. Let's go with
hot dog, Yes, celery stick no carrots.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Oh okay, and this one.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Was the most difficult one drop top. She did the
mic and I said, you can only do one word.
But if you would have said Mike, I would have
given it to you.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Oh, so what does she have Mike?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, well it was the luck wasn't as good.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
No, I think the common denominator.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Is I'm the problem Christina. I'm sorry. Oh thank god,
thanks for playing.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Yeah, I have a good day.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
No, we can go forever. So you wanna shit it out.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Really quick, found, I'm gonna give you a list of
things that I think have fallen off.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (44:35):
One point three KT with the phone and colets first?

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Can you say me? I'm gonna be so mad.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
No, you're still relevant. You're so relevant writing writing. Who
does that anymore? I mean you do it occasionally, just writing,
like writing pen Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bonfires. You don't see
him too much. You don't see him around. And you
know why you don't want bonfires fell off social media
because you sit by a fire, you sign.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Your so you might as just be on your phone
on the cap.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
This is the worst one of the This is one
of the worst states to say bonfires fell off in
the fall. Everyone's like in a cabin. There's so many
bonfires fifteen years ago.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
More bonfires. I'm telling you they've fallen off. Fireflies. What up, dude,
You're scared to show your face around here.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
No, it's because of all the pollution.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
What we do to you exactly?

Speaker 5 (45:26):
We did a lot to them, Fireflies, falling off, just
walking in general. I feel like not a lot of
people walk anymore. No falling off.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
I've been trying to well, I did, like a few
months ago, I stopped. I have fallen off the walking.
I got that like weighted that I was trying.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
That's what I'm saying, fell off, fell off. Walking tacos.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
Used to be able to see people were just walking
around everywhere were dorito bags and they were just eating
it coming out.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
They weren't on the everywhere.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
I used to see people on mountain bikes eating walking tacos,
doing hands free on they going uphill.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Always just been a party stable. Can I tell you
that one time I threw up it was a fall
party round uponfire, which is very odd, this whole scenario
with walking tacos. And I bought the multi pack of chips.
People were freaking out. They loved the idea of putting
the walking taco situation on Cheetos.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
And when was this?

Speaker 5 (46:12):
When was this before you got here? Obviously that's what
I'm saying it fell off. That's what I'm talking about. Last,
but not least, Dippin' dots. Dude, dippin' dots. You used
to think it was revolutionary. I used to think it
was going to cure cancer or something. Dippin' dots just
of the future. Now it's just there.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
My kids all like it, but you're.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Right, and they don't even like it that much. I
don't think they just want it.

Speaker 7 (46:32):
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Speaker 4 (46:47):
Enter it now at KDWB dot com.

Speaker 10 (46:50):
Today's trending with Felon and Colt on one on one
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Speaker 2 (46:55):
I guess in the latest Apple iOS seventeen update, you
can now screen your calls.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Do you know that? I thought that was already things?

Speaker 7 (47:03):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
The new ask Reason for Calling feature is kind of
like having your own receptionist. When someone who isn't in
your contacts calls your phone automatically answers the call with
a polite automated message asking for their name and reason
for calling, so that is that is new. The caller
is placed on hold while their response is transcribed to
texts and displayed on your screen, letting you decide whether

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to accept, decline, or ask for more information.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
I swear to God, if you start doing this to me,
I'm gonna have to make up lies like nine one
one emergency. I could see you put me through to
that assistant. You damn right, kids, Like literally every teenager
does that right now is just do not disturb, And
I'm just basically.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Constantly It's true. My step son Dylan, I have to
call him twice because if you call the second time
it'll go through. Or I have to text him and
say answer, take me off, do not disturb, but be
like the text is on do not disturb, but I
have to hit notify anyway. So annoying now I'm thinking
about I'm so mad at Dylan.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Yeah, true, dude.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Retirement math Okay, you have to have one and a
half million dollars to basically live comfortably and retire, but
that's only gonna last you so long, depending on the
state you live.

Speaker 10 (48:11):
In.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
So my my suggestion is you move somewhere like Kansas
where it's gonna get you fifty fifty two years, or
West Virginia fifty four years. Because if you move somewhere
like Hawaii, that's only getting you seventeen years.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
They say, yeah, but then you're in Kansas. That's true.
Here's the thing all true, And here's the thing. What
you should do is just move in with your kids.
That's what I would do. Choose the kid who treats
you the best, and then you move in with them.
You start leeching off them.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
If something happens, oh I am You start leaving obscure
like passive things like yeah, I'm a car needs something,
you know, but I'll figure it out and then just
wait for them to pounce on and be like, dad,
I got you.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
That's literally been my mom's game with me.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
For Like, your mom could stay when in your house,
I will say no, she couldn't want.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
I would rather pay for her to have an apartment.
I love her, I need space from her.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Dude. It was crazy.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
When I was growing up, my we had I shared
a room with my I shared a room with my brother.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
But then in our room.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
Our grandma stayed in our closet, so it was it
was That is the first one I've ever heard this story.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Are you lying to me?

Speaker 8 (49:21):
What it was?

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Closet for like a year and a half.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
How big was the closet didn't have a window, it
was like a was a logging.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
But it wasn't what I thot about this. It was
a bad sception. Yeah, it was. My brother and I
shared like ten by ten bedroom and then that closet
my grandma slept it for like a year. It was wild.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
I don't I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
And then my little brother punched out the window and
then stuff have we got kicked out. It was a
whole thing.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
You already told me you peed out that egress, So
I don't even want to hear about any nasty family.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Yeah, it happened.