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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He's just.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
One point three. Katie'd have to be with fouling colts.
Talk about mythical creatures, and I want you to really
really think about this. Put yourself in these shoes. If
you were a mythical creature, which one would you choose?
And why?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
All right? Do you want to say? But are you
going to do like account of three?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
One, two three drag worn?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
All right, go ahead, proceed drag.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Dragons are sick because they're so sick. Number one, they
could fly. People are terrified of them because they know
that you could. They could talent you. They can fire you.
I could start a fire anywhere, I can cook my food.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I like that. So you're you're going for like independent
and power, power in.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Respect and I would have all those as a dragon,
not to mention beautiful. Like even when you think like
sneaks are like snake, you could admit that their scales
are stunning.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
The dragon, Yeah, this is a dangerous they're bad boys.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Also, I like that dragons are little misunderstood. They're a
little mysterious. It's a little bit like are you mean
or are you going to be my best friend?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah? You can listen to a being like standing.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
On the bridge waiting in the duck, wish that you
would be here by now.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
But here's the thing too, It would be sick because
it's kind of like a flip phone. Like when you
had a flip phone, you were mad at some of you.
Close that thing real quick, hang up, boom. Same thing
if you were a dragon. Let's say you're in a meeting.
You're getting all hot and heated it you just fly away.
That'd be sick.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Or immediately burn the presentation that the guy's doing. That's
super annoying.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
All right, you right, you're right, you good?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
You good?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Now. I want to be a I want to be
a unicorn. Okay, and I want to I want to
make this clear. I want to be a unicorn.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Why don't you choose? Kind of quick question, Why don't
you choose like Pegasus so you could fly?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
So I'm trying to be too fancy. I just want
to be Are.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You kidding me? Unicorns are like the fanciest of horses.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well that's I want to be at the barn. And
I want people to know, like, yo, I'm the hottest
mother around here, you know what I mean? Like I
want them to know you're nothing compared to me I'm
doing walking around trusting that thing. Do you have a horn?
Do you have something coming out of your head?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
No? Those early two thousands men.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
This is why I'm as soon as I walked in,
I can.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Already tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Sorry. You chose to be scaly. I chose to beautiful, majestic, whatever,
so rude.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I would literally torture.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
You're in a happy, happy, committed relationship. You're chilling with
your man, Your everything is good, right, You're and it's
so cozy sleeping next to each other.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Why do you assume I want to be with a man.
It's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Well, this story is involving a man, so I'm just
put I'm just putting a man in that place as
a placeholder. So you're like, oh my gosh, she's so snugly. Whatever.
You fall asleep, you wake up, you make breakfast together,
you go to work, come back, do the same thing
over and over and over again. Okay, except something between
you falling and sleep and him waking you up with
breakfast in the morning. Something's happening in between them.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
How do you find out something's happening?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Cauz, You connect your app to his fit bit, and
you see at two thirty pretty consistently at two thirty am,
heart rate increase. Heart rate is major increase for about
twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Maybe it's insomnia, maybe, and maybe it does a quick
pelly ride.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
So then instead of confronting him about it and like
ask him like are you working out at night, you
set up cameras in the guest room.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
That is not the first thing I would do if
I was in a very happy, healthy, committed relationship. When
I saw that, I would first start by asking.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
And then you see Sierra, Sierra is sneaking into your
house at about two am. Who Sierra just sidechick out
and they're hooking up, and then he sent her on
her way. And then he's getting back in bed with you.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Where are they hooking up at?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Just a gas bed? Okay?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I thought this was like those adult ones where it's
just the same room. So concerned. Okay, Nope, well still
messed up. I mean just because they're going to a
different room to be what. Yeah, here's a question though
he is saying active does make you breakfast every morning?
Do you stay with him or do you leave him?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's kind of like out of sight, out of mind too,
because he's doing in the middle of the night, so
it's like a very it doesn't even.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Count affecting you completely.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
It's almost like a dream.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's he it's the best case scenario. Yeah, if you're
going to be cheated.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
On, I guess, kind of gross. He gets back in
bed with you though, kind of b doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Does bring you blueberry muffins in the morning though, so
it's kind of nice.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Breakfast in bed would be so sick and then you don't.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Have to move, like to pack all your stuff. That
sounds lame.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I do feel like in the scenario, he would be
the one that would need to pack up and move.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
You just got to become a throuble at that point.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I think I agree. Let him have his twenty minute sash.
You still get breakfast one three kt w B. It's
gonna tell you about Rihanna getting into a fight. First,
let's dive into a couple of other things. Bebe Rexa.

(05:09):
She went full dating app manifesto online, publicly auditioning her
future guy and spelling out the must haves, making crystal
clear she's all about personality. She wants, she wants to
have babyz. So here's what she said. She said to
her followers, you have a mission, find me a baby daddy.
Here's what I'm looking for. I'm okay with a six

(05:31):
or seven. She said that personality is key for me.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Height.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I don't need someone tall, just be taller than me
five eight and up. Job must be successful and not
a mouture. Must be richer than me or equal. I
don't pay for men or do fifty to fifty. Someone
who has a good personality, good morals, and is smart
and driven send me options. You know what I saw
which makes me laugh about this?

Speaker 3 (05:54):
And I don't.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I don't know. I think the good The thing about
b Rexes, I think she's written songs for people too,
so she probably has a decent amount.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
So like, how much money would you say that you need?
At least three million dollars at.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Least probably I'm going to guess more than that, but
at least I saw some guy post online. It made
me laugh. And it's like women used to like want
men for like money and different things like that, and
now they like have their own money, so they're basing
it on personality and moral character and now we're all single.
Make me laugh. That made me laugh, Make me laugh.

(06:26):
I was like, Okay, the guy being funny. Travis Kelsey
hasn't talked about if he's going to retire or not,
but he did say playing in the NFL, whether or
not you're going to if you can't win a Super
Bowl is a blanking blessing.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Get true that, bruh, what happened to you?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I say, one football story and you have to that's
how you respond?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah? Did he? He has so much appreciate for the game.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Brianna is a huge Mariah Harry fan cult. You're on
it today, thanks. So she's in Sin City set and
she is like every other diehard fan. She's standing up,
her arms are going. And then someone has the audacity
in the middle of we Belong together to say, hey,
can you sit down so we can see Mariah's performance?

(07:14):
You know Mara, you know Rihanna? She does not, She
does not, She's she will never just sit down. She
turns around. She had utter a few choice words before
getting back into the group.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
It wasn't like, uh like it was. It wasn't like
it was stands like. It was like the people can't
see behind her. So I get that it's like, bro,
sit down.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Okay, I see both sides. They both paid for tickets.
I like to sit occasionally during a concert too. But
when you go see a concert and you're a mega fan,
like Taylor's Ships concert, I stood the whole time. Sorry,
I guess sorry. One on one point three Katie WB
were follin and cult. Anyone listening who had someone who

(07:57):
ruined their Christmas? I have a story.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'll come back.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Anyone listening who doesn't clip their nails?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, what do you do? Like? I want to know
how long your nails are? Are you just growing into
your skin at this point? Like, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Well, nails don't necessarily just grow and skin that grows
and they grow super long.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah yeah sometime, but they curl back sometimes.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
You're not wrong. Anyone listening who eats a block of
cheese per week.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'm just doing a temperature check to see where everybody's
at in life with the cheese sitch. People love cheese
and a block. Someone, are you like, a block isn't
even that much?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
No? If you shred that pop it on top of
different things. We just learned yesterday and normal learn No,
someone's like I sprinkle shredded cheese and my popcorn. I
was like, oh my god, that's a great idea. Why
haven't I been doing that? Six nine ktewbef fall in
one of these categories. Okay, So my uncle Eddie ruined
my Christmas one year.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Uncle Eddie, come on, dude.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Got hammered.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah. Classic.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
So my aunt Ronda calls my mom. Yeah, and she says,
if you don't come get your brother, IM going to
call the police on him.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
True.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
So my mom has to haul ass. Oh my gosh,
thirty minutes away, pick up Uncle Lettie. He's so drunk
he's flailing in the backseat trying to kick her windows out.
She brings him to our house. So Christmas morning she's like,
don't wake him up. And I'm like, so my Christmas morning,
I have to be quiet while I'm opening presents because
your brothers are drunken. Ass. Yeah, he ruined Christmas.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah my mom did did that want too? She was
really trying to do the blame game. She's blaming me
for life stucking. And then she pushed the Christmas tree
over and threw Christmas presents and said Mary from Christmas.
So that was a cool Christmas Eve. Christmas Day was better,
so it wasn't totally ruined.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Did you put the tree back up?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I did.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
It's cute, yeah, so nice of you.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
It was a blessing.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
That's a blessing.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, and I went there. I did have chalcola my
sock too, just kind of clutch.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
It was a chocolate.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
It was chocolate.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
One nine nine Katie w B. If he had someone
ruin your Christmas, you don't clip your nails or you
eat a bucket cheese per week, it's Katie w B.
One one point three Katie w B. Were fouling and cold.
Anyone listening who had someone who ruined their Christmas doesn't
clip their nails or eats a block of cheese per week.

(10:16):
We got this text my fiance. I can't call him
around right now, they said, But they texted my fiance
doesn't cut his toenails and just rips them when they
get too long. Oh my god, this sounds so it
makes me have a gag. It's so painful. It sounds
so painful. Also, totals are usually like a little bit harder,
Like that just sounds crazy for me.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
So like I don't need anything to take care of it.
I got it.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
He could. He would have made it back in the
olden days for sure. So you had someone ruin your Christmas?
Who was it?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
My brother ruined Christmas?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
What you do?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
So we got when I was younger, we were kids.
My mom and dad got me and my brother a
trampoline for Christmas. And so I lived in Kentucky. So
Christmas time there's no snow, we put the trampoline together,
went out there. My brother double je was jumping with
my mom and tried to double jump my mom and
she fell and tore Race l oh Man.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, you're just trying to have fun with your kid.
Stroys your legs, to be fair.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
He probably felt that right, okay, because double jumping an
adult is so brutal. When you're a kid, your body
can handle it. As an adult, when someone popcorns you,
I've pulled my back out getting popcorn, you gotta be careful.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
I remember the screech.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I still remember the streech to the day. What did
it sound like? Do it for us? It sounded like
a fox.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
You know what a fox in the woods done.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
But now you gotta show me, you gotta give me
some sort of example.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Call it in Hi, ktw you eat a block of
cheese a week?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Easy? How many blocks of cheese have you eaten in
one week?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Oh my god, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I mean I probably those. You know, how much are
you consuming? I don't know a week your poun talk.
Just like, dude, I can guarantee that ninety percent of
the population hasn't gone more than two days without eating

(12:13):
cheese in the past ten years.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Except lactose tolerance.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Even they know it's worth it. Okay, black power, I'm.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Still if I development power, just eat it while you're.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
On the toilet, so be it, dude, the option. I
always feel like you can eat your way out of anything.
So lactose tolerant, Yeah, Hi, Katie w B.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
What category do you fall into?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I had someone room Christmas?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh no, who, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
You could say with my uncle or my dad real juicy.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh my god, let's break that down.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
I guess my family.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
For my uncle knew and my dad liked to drink
a little bit, so for Christmas he got him a
bottle of liquor.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Not anything nice. He got him a half.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Gallon of whiskey and one of those nice plastic bottles.
Super good.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
And then they want to fight.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
There's awesome, and my uncles like, hold my baby.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
So wait, who won the fight? Was it your dad?
You said? Your dad and your uncle going at it?
Which one one?

Speaker 6 (13:03):
They didn't?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh, they didn't. Good time, because that would suck if
you're if you're a dad and your kids watching you
and then you get beaten out by your brother, that sucked, dude,
that would suck so bad.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, and then Christmas was like just like what do
you do to sit there quietly like, well, this is awkward.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh yeah, definitely. Well I feel like if you're gonna fight,
you gotta do it. You can't just make it a
whole big scene and ruin Christmas without any action. At
least give me something.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
It starts one on one point three. Kate d w
B were fouling the cult first of all, tso tickets
coming up around three forty. But what would it sound
like if one of your favorite songs was Valley Girl
A five And that's exactly what we're gonna do for you.
We're going to come back. You've probably heard this song
on Katie w B a few times. It's called Mutt

(13:54):
Mu cult is gonna Valley Girl your favorite song? But
whill we come back on? Katie w B.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Hey, what's up y'all listening on Thomas with my song
the Coldest Valley Girl remix? She said, take your time?
What's the rush? I said, Baby, I'm a dog. I'm
a mud. She said, take your time? What's the rush?

(14:29):
I said, baby, I'm a dog. I'm a mud. I'm
a dog, I'm a mud.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Hold wrote a rap for Christmas and he wants to
perform it right now, live go.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
No, but I will tell you this. I do think
I'm gonna leave my wife because I'm so sick and
tired of this. And if you are this person your household,
you're gonna agree. I'm sick and tired of wrapping every
gift outside of what Santa brings. It's just my wife says,
I'm there to give you direction. No, you're there to
get on the floor and help me with this. I'm
done with it. It's too much responsibility that.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
We have had so many text messages. You're gonna be
giving away TSO tickets and I'm like, I don't know, probably,
but I don't know what good news we have them
for the rest of the week. In our after school
pop quiz your chance call right now six five, one, nine,
eight nine katiew for the three PM show to see
Trans Siberian Orchestra when they come to Target Center Sunday,

(15:46):
December twenty eighth.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's crazy. They may have a xylophone. It's just wild.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Colt's been so annoying to people on the text line. Earlier.
He's like a smaller type of flute. People started texting
in piccolo and Colts I thought it was so funny.
He started texting back, are you talking about that wooden doll?
So then they would write back, no, that's Pinocchio, and
then he's just fucking up to him up. It's the

(16:33):
little things.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Really, you need something that gets you through this law
of a week, You know what I mean. It feels
like a pointless week to be here. I'm not here,
but like anywhere.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
O my God.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
For anything.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Hey, by the way, people are calling, but keep going.
Shout out to my bestI Colt. He took me out
to lunch today. I got a little bent bock.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I turned your mic off. I told you if you
told anyone about that, I'm denying it. I'm denying I
didn't take you. I didn't do anything nice for you. Oh,
I'll turn back on.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Okay, don't worry. He got himself a steak and lobster,
a sushi roller. I didn't even know what's the thing.
It was called the cow one, he said.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yea, that is true.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I did do that.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
He did not told me to get down.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
I've been so much cooler if you had. HI. What's
your name?

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
My name is Zach, Zach you big tso freak?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yes, I am perfect?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
H yeah, okay, let's get your partner on the phone.
Not really your enemy?

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
What's your name?

Speaker 5 (17:39):
I'm Laura?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
All right, Laura? You love that tso as well?

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Absolutely good for you.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
This is gonna be a hot hot okay, cold, Calm down.
They're coming for two shows. You guys, have you? One
of you will win tickets for the three pm show
on the twenty eighth. Here's how it works. If I
if you know the answer to my question, you chime
in with your name. Whoever gets the most correct he
goes quick, We'll win the tickets. Are you ready got it?
Question number one? Which direction does the sun rise from?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
La?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yes, Laura, that's right. Also, did someone just ammer the
gas just that I heard a car floor by all right.
Question number two, what animal species did Jane goodall study? Yeah,
Laura gorilla not not gorillas? Good guess though, yes, Zach

(18:42):
Sack not Canaine? Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
At least Laura was in the propmate area. Jimpancies Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
All right. Question number three? What are what are the
four elements?

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Laura, Zach?

Speaker 5 (19:10):
We got.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yes, Za, Okay, we have a tie game. When we
have a tie game, Colt comes up with the dumbest
tiebreaker question, So Colt.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Okay, here we go. What is Taylor Swift's last name? Laura?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yes? Yes, congratulations Zach? Where the hell were you.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
That couldn't catchy?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
On one point three? Katie w b with Fallon and
cult and radios categories with Maxie's back and he's just
ready for the holidays. I can tell you got the
tinsel on the nips.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
And they say it's all about product placement is by
the product, Yes, very much. Stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
All right, hold back for just a second. We're gonna
we're gonna do a holiday themed one today, just so
you guys are ready and in the mood.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Cult get out, Oh I have themes for you to
do you want to play. No, I feel like she's
dodging Max.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Last week. I don't need to embarrass it. It's the
holiday season.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Christmas is my birthday, you know what? Yeah? Actually yeah,
oh my god, I got Christmas tree birthmark. Actually no, Lie,
I can't show where it's literally all my.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I'll just have to evasualize it when I ventualize. You cool?
Thank you? All right? Max? Your letter today is see
see because have like Christmas to make it a little
easier for everyone. But we'll see. Okay, all right, Your
time starts now. Holiday movies, Christmas vacation. Things you'd find
in Santa's workshop, crafts, winter activities, crocheting, holiday treats are SERTs,

(21:19):
candy cane, double season Christmas song.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh can I get a what?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
What? What? What? Gifts you'd regift, A gift you'd regret,
gift jeez.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Crayons.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Okay, things I don't think so. Things you'd wear in winter,
a pass, holiday decorations.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
As a crane A crane, A crane.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
A crane, okay. Reasons to be not be on the
naughty list, crying. Things you'd see at a holiday party okay,
number seven, back to it. Things you wear in winter.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Time. I don't want to say Chris Christmas bay case,
I couldn't come Christmas. I kind of burned it right away.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
It's okay, it's okay. You have a double, you get
a double and plain cold author. We'd say it to
a space to be Now. The question is will you
show Colt your birthmark?

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
What?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
All right?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
We'll find out when we come back with the radio
categories on Katie w B one on one point three
kat w B with fallon and cold. I'm gonna I'm
gonna be straight with you. Max did really well, like

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you always radios categories trying to make an easy cult.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Your letter is c the holiday theme and you're time
starts now. Holiday movies, Christmas with the Cranks, things you
find in Santa's workshop. Uh, all candles, winter activity. Uh

(23:18):
skip holiday treats or desserts, cut out cookies, Christmas songs,
Christmas songs yeah, wow, they all start with Christmas already.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Use that can't stop?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Then skip Okay, gifts you'd read, gift.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Car, hot wheels, things you were in.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Winter, Okay, Holiday decorations, reasons you'd be on the Naughty List.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Oh god, crying.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Things you'd see at a holiday party.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Holiday party? Uh, the only one was Christmas.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
No, this is not good.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
It was not.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Holiday movies. We had Christmas vacation with Max and Christmas
with the cranks. But they're k for cranks, so they
isn't aren't crazy. So one things you'd find in sands workshop,
Max said, crafts and candles from Cold. Number three winter activities,
Max said crocheting, and Cold had nothing. Holiday treats. Max

(24:35):
had candy cane that's solid, but Cold had two cut
out cookies. Are Christmas tree? Christmas songs? Max said, one
that cannot get us something or other can get a
what what? No? No, I said, Christmas song gifts you'd

(24:56):
regift crayons. He tried to add chewed crayons that I said,
now I know. But cold car, hot wheels, I don't know.
I don't think I can do it. I'm gonna give
you the point because I think you need it. Honestly,
thinks you'd wear in winter. Max had nothing. Cold had
colts coats, holiday decorations. Max had a crane, which is

(25:22):
true nice and Cold had nothing. Reasons to be on
the Naughty List, You both had crying changed cheating.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Oh no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
You did things you'd see at a holiday party as cheating.
I thought, okay, I'll take whatever counts, okay, and then
Cold had nothing. All right, so two three, four, five, six,
seven eight, and Cold had one two three on one
two three four five six, So Max, you don't need
the bonus points. And Colt, that's even with car hot wheels.

(26:02):
One on one point three ka d WB or fallon
and cult we uh, We're going to talk to a
girl named Kara when we come back. My sister's name
is Kara. I can't imagine my sister getting in a
situation like this, but you I don't think this. Kara
thought she'd ever find herself in this situation.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
With her coworker.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
When you hear what Kara did, you are going to
want to melt into a hole in the ground because
you are going to feel uncomfortable just hearing her story.
I think, or maybe you'll be on Kara's side in
this weird, weird situation. We're going to talk to her
in two songs. We need a little help. Is she

(26:39):
a jerk or not? One O one point three Katie
w B. We're fallin and cult. We First of all,
I love your name, Kara. That is my sister's name.
When I read your email because Colt sent it over
to me, I was I felt like I wanted to
crawl into a hole and it didn't even happen to me.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Oh like a big cookie hole.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, yeah, perfect, perfect. Why don't you tell everyone what
you did? And now the predicament you're in?

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Okay, So I feel like a jerk. I don't think
I am, but I don't know. That's why I'm calling.
So my coworker brought in a buttload of cookies. She
had this nice little tin made up for me. It
was really cute. It had like a little ribbon around it.
She handed them to me and she was elated for
me to try them. I took a bite, and honestly,

(27:28):
they were mitt and not work calories at all.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
And you kind of got to be picking and shoesie
this time of year because you're eating so much of
that stuff. It's like, if this cookie's garbage, I'm just
gonna get a better cookie. I'm not gonna waste. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
So true.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
So you know, she left for the day and I thought, okay, cool,
she'll be gone for the rest of the holidays on
vak so I put them on the community case, like
this nice little community table. Okay. I come in the
next day and they've got the cute little pin, the ribbon,
the cookies, everything's gone, and.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
I thought, oh, okay, I just someone took them.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Then I saw my coworker who gave me the cookies originally, No,
her vacation hadn't started yet. God grabbed the tin off
the table. Since then, she's just been extremely short and passive.
I guess she pushed her vac phil. I don't know whenever,
I don't care, but like it's so passive, and you

(28:25):
like won't talk about the cookie situation. It's called cookie
gake around here. Oh God, And you know I feel bad.
But also I didn't ask the cookies. You know, she
just gave them to me. And it's you know, it's
not like me to take home. You're like mid cookies.
I don't It wasn't a fan of them anyway. So
am I wrong?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yes? Wrong? Kara, Oh my God, have the decency to
take the ten and throw it away elsewhere?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
I got enough garbage at home. I'm on karraside. I
got enough garbage at home that I want. I'm throwing
stuff left or right. Bring me terrible cookies.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Crazy coming from you who got off like going off
on me two days ago cause I didn't bring you cookies,
but I know your cookies are good, and you hammered
so many of my cookies yesterday everybody talks.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
About Founce cookies. Now everyone's Founce cookies I brought.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
So I brought a collection of cookies into salespeople and
one of my boxes was also on their community table
with the one my mother in law made left in
the box, and I feel so bad about it. I'm like, well,
at least it wasn't the one I made. But then
I was like, what if they think I made that
one and they didn't like it? I don't know, probably
maybe I'm being My feelings would be hurt. So I
feel like I understand your coworker. But what do you
think is Kara in the wrong six' five one nine

(29:35):
eight Nine katie W. B or is it fair to
put them on like have one if you don't like
them or? Whatever put them on the community. Table you
can also text five three nine two ONE katiewb ONE
i think you need to go get her coffee or
something to like at, least so there's a weird tension at.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Work, yeah or maybe have like a little gift card
To William. Snowman they keep baking or keep kicking.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Lessons he's CARE i know my god one One katie
w b where fallon and. Cold just talking To, Kara
kara revealed her coworker brought her a lovely little tin
of cookies to, work a little ribbon on. It, beautiful
this is for, You. Kara kara's, like the cookies Were

(30:16):
mid thinks that the girl leaves to go on holiday.
Vacation she's like tosses the cookies on the communal table at. Work,
yeah next, day that coworker she thought one on, vacation
had not gone on vacation and had taken the tin.
Back and now it's like cookie gate around the. Office
like she's being, passive she doesn't want to, talk she's
being like she's offended very and she's, LIKE i don't

(30:38):
THINK i should be feeling bad over mid. COOKIES i
didn't even ask for. Anyway, yeah so she's, like AM i.
Base it's kind of basically like AM i the? Jerk
and we're taking your. Calls what do you?

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Think, YEAH i think she is actually what's wrong with?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Humanity go?

Speaker 5 (30:56):
On so many different?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Options what are some Options kara could? Have, well for,
one like my.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Dad used to always tell, me you got fake the.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Punk, uh she could have been very police, no thank
you so, much you, know and then putting them on the.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Table she could have came back, with you know, what
they were so GOOD i wanted everybody else to get
a taste of it.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Too oh, yes, yeah so.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Yeah it's you, know whatever happened to, kindness especially in
the holiday.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Season so, YEAH i think she's like me, too because
as someone who just made a crap ton of cookies this,
weekend it is actually a ton of. Work it's, exhausting,
actually and that person was probably so proud of, them
and then they came in and they felt like absolute, crap,
right and her attitudes kind of Mist yeah, exactly thank

(31:48):
you for calling it and happy holidays by the, Way
yeah you, too thank. You here's some text messages we.
Got maybe she could write her an email saying she
loved her cookies so much she didn't want to be
selfish by keeping them to, herself so she was sharing
them same suggests that another person said she should have
said she wanted to share with the. Office so this
is like a like apparently everyone thought of an idea
except For. Kara, yeah way to make this less, Terrible.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
She's got to be more quick on our. FEET i
think that's what we've learned.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Here she got to Be, yeah, Text kara is a
snot next. Text come, ON i am one person living
on my own. Period if someone gave me a big
tin with a couple dozen cookies in, It i'm never
going to eat them all before they go stale or go.
Back of, Course i'm going to share them with my
coworkers if they're. There bill definitely appreciate. It, hey heads,
up person living, alone you can also Freeze christmas. Cookies

(32:34):
people forget, that and then when you're LIKE i want
a little sweet, treat you pull one out nuke it
for a couple of. Minutes boom bing. Bong another, text
who brings cookies for one? Person that's? Weird, well did
she say she was the only one that got? Home
no that this person said she might as well have
just slapped. Her that was the rudest Thing i've. Heard
giving mean girl vibes that's. Hotly, yeah it's kind of, mean,

(32:58):
girl another. Person she could have handed them to a
less fortunate person on the. Street the one TIME i
Had dylan do, that we walked away and watched the
person throw the food in the. Trash dylan was like
nine years, old and we were, like well, Sorry, bud
it was the thought that. Counts you should.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
See the way this one on one point three kt W.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
B all, Right rihanna got into a. Fight look you
would too if you were seeing an artist that kind
of like you know how like people get into fights
at Like Travis scott. Concerts that's exactly what happens at
A mariah carry concert, obviously yeah prob, okay maybe. Not
mariah was performing In Sin City saturday. Night rihanna is

(33:41):
like the biggest. Fan she's there just like, ah she's standing,
up she's weave, along together's. Blarin she's, like oh my,
god and the fans like, suito suit, down we can't
see you around. You rianna turns around and starts just
letting them have.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
It you, know it is kind of interesting that she
she wanted to get like side stage, access.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Just like, us baggirl Reri she's just like us, COLD.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
I, guess but not at.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
All It's Mariah. CARREY i Think Maria carrey puts herself
in her own.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Category maybe the complete opposite of both of. Us two
beg begarl Re Re when we're just talking about.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
She's the opposite of you and. Me, yeah, okay what
celebrity are?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
You AND i like none of. Them i'm saying Re
re could definitely just buy out the. Thing she could just.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Buy, OH i see what you, means Buy Mariah carey
for forty. MINUTES i don't, Know queen Of. Christmas she's
raking in some dough. Boy she's a billionaire's five million
did you? Know billionaire liquid fifty million dollars per month
off of just interest. Alone if you're only in a
four percent high yield savings count everything you just. SAID

(34:49):
i just. PUKED i hate everything you just. Said you
can get. That Bibi roxa is single and she's like
yo Yo roxers is what she calls. Her people that
love her even mission find me a baby, daddy she.
Says she's, like, Look i'm not looking for something. Tricky
here's What i'm looking. For Looks i'm okay with a
six or? Seven did she did that for. Laughs maybe.

(35:10):
HEIGHT i don't need someone, tall just taller than me
five eight and.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Up.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Job here's where she's losing a lot of her. People
and BUT i get it BECAUSE i think she dated
a moucher. Before must be successful and not a. Moucher
must be richer than near. EQUAL i don't pay for
men or do fifty to. Fifty someone who has a good,
personality good, morals and is smart and driven send me the.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Options the problem is there's a lot Of they have
a lot of. Options if they're like, that they have
a great, personality they have the, money they're taller than five,
eight they. Have you got to have some stuff they
want to you.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
CAN i do agree with.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
That it's one one point Three KATIE wb With foalon And,
colts we're doing a little. Draft i'm gonna draft Three christmas.
Foods you draft Three christmas. Foods we'll see who has
the better. Selection, okay and you Get fallin Or colts
which one you would like to? Eat five nine to

(36:05):
one on the text line five three nine two. One
you send that text right. There, Okay, Okay i'm gonna
kick us off with peppermint.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Bark, OKAY i don't hate peppermint bar.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Chocolate it's a little.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Minty, YEAH i really like the when it's like a
peppermint chocolate covered pretzel kind of. Situation Would that's not
what my choice. Is.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Okay my first.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Entree is the Rece's christmas. Trees oh my, god so.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Much, better, instant, Dude IF i, could if we could
get one of those that are big, enough if you
could get like a one that was like forty feet
by twenty feet or, something and you could just jump
in there and eat your way out like a. MOUSE i.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
DIDN'T i didn't enter this. ONE i didn't enter this
one into my, competition but you, know it was a
stunning surprise last.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Year no honorary.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Mentions moving on the holiday. Candy it was like shaped
LIKE i, think like A christmas light or. Something, yeah
it was Study, yeah so. Good, okay your next item prime.
RIB i hate prime. Rep if you sit, down you
have some prime rib On Christmas. DAY i understand people like,
It it's way too for. Me it's way too fatty

(37:19):
and way too, pink LIKE i like my meat cooked.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Daddy that seems like, discrimination but, Whatever, okay keep, Going.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Okay i'm gonna go savory for round two and you're
gonna be. Surprised but Checks, mix it's like everyone and
their brother makes A Chex mix this time of, year
and if you have great yes it. Is Chex mix
is a Very christmasy snack and it has to have
like peanuts in. It AND i would actually love if
you threw some. Cheese it's or like some kind of
like goldfish or something in. There but the seasoning is so. Rich,

(37:49):
yeah EVERYTHING i have is a snack kind of, food all.
Right because when you put this, together you actually said
three treats and then you changed at thirty seconds BEFORE
i went on the.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Radio i'm gonna say Puppy.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Chow i'm come over, there And i'm.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Which is Checks? Mix But christmas version it looks like
it's Not christmas.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Version White Puppy chow is Not christmas. Version it is
the sweet version of Checks, mix suirt it.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Makes It christmas even.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Hold back because it's the, holidays and.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
You took me to lunch Today prime Red peppermint peppermint,
bar and we Remember Puppy.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Chow. Five my final submission are the peanut butter blossom.
COOKIES i brought those in yesterday you ate like thirty
five in the studio the little Round peanut Butter cookies
where you have a little hershey kiss swished in the.
Middle yes, Please so to Recap peanut butter Blossom. Cookies
the Recis christmas trees and checks mixed for me one

(39:10):
on one point Three katie w b were falling And colt,
look it is the fourth day Of hanukah and we
talk About christmas a. Lot we play a lot Of christmas.
Songs we know there aren't Many honica songs other than
like The Adam sandler. One so my daughter learned when at.
School cult was, like Let daddy get on that remix
and next thing you, KNOW i. LISTEN i don't. Know
maybe we should have never played it. Again but here's round.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Two, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah from lock in the
production GOT I live on the. Track, yes what can
night tell?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Um you can?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Man little can those is burn and? Bright what three
little can those Is hana thus nice.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Holland four candos drag like.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Just cook five little can builds this burning? Bright? Yeah
five little can builds This Hannah goods and nice stick.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Can right stick little cans contain?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Night, hey can we switch up The, flow.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
Seven Little, Candos genny Seven cans seven Eighty Kansas brenny
EIGHT A cans cuts and.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
And you're. Welcome.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Hello that's one of one point three k w was
found The. Colts i'm My, Dog i'm a M.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yes we are going to take that. Song you might
hear it a lot on the. Radio And colt's gonna
valley girl. It, okay he's gonna take your favorite. Song
maybe it's not your favorite, song but a song here
On katie W. B but he's turning. It, okay he's
turning it into a valley. Girl we're gonna come back with.
That and then the ONE k word play if you
want to go ahead and call and you can to

(41:10):
play your chance one thousand pennies at six.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Five, hey what's up?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Y'all listening On thomas with my song The Coolest Valley girl?
Remix she, said take your? Time what's the? BRUSH i, Said,
Baby i'm a, Dog i'm a. Mud she, said take your,
time what's the? RUSH i, said, Baby i'm a, Dog

(41:41):
i'm a. Mud i'm a, Dog i'm a. BUD i said,
that pretty. Baby So i've got your jersey.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Dog heard?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Down do.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
You give me my heart if you want. To she,
said take your. Time what's the? RASH i, said, Baby
i'm a, Dog i'm a. Bite she, said, baby take your.
Time what's the? RISE i, said, Baby i'm a, Dog

(42:24):
i'm a, Bite i'm a, Dog i'm a. Bet no
pretty taller comes. Through it's timeless breaking in doted to
love my plays because try breaking. In no card say
name at the. Front you can't say if you. Want
it's been one of those, nights one of those NIGHTS

(42:47):
i had in a, minute it's been a, minute had
a pop show WITH bb eight a.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Minute but it's never the same.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
As the first time he did. It first time we did.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
It, brother leave my god, down.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
You, said my, god don't be said on. Me so
you can pay my heart if you want. To she,
said take your. Time what's the? BRUSH i, said, Baby
i'm a, Dog i'm a. Butte she, said take your.

(43:22):
Time what's the? RIGHT i, said, Baby i'm a, Dog
i'm a, Bute i'm a, Dog i'm a. Bee one

(44:11):
one kt W. B what's your, Name?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Sammy? Sammy you trying to win that one thousand? Pennies?
YEAH i knew.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
IT i knew.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
It that the scent of that cash was just floating
over To you're, like, OH i gotta get me some of. That, yes, yes,
yes all. Right this is the ONE k, Wordplay. Sammy
who would you like to partner with? Today? Me Or? Colt? Like?
Who do you feel like you would be on the
same mental wavelength As i'm gonna, Go oh.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Yeah, gone get on? Here everybody loves.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
You.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Okay so here's the. Thing i'm gonna give you a.
Word you just tell me whatever word you think associates
with this word that you Think fallon would also? Say
is that making? Sense AM i confusing? You make?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Sense?

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Okay so the first word is ginger ail snow, man
what about trial? Error and the next word is couch,
alright let me get found in?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Here?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Fallow oh like follow la la la la la la Ginger.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Okay, OKAY i have two. Options, okay run by, me
the sea tis the season will be. Bred BUT i
BUT i my favorite beverage on an airplane and When
i'm sick is. Ale those are the only two filled.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Ale i'm gonna do a it's a little cheating. There
i'll give it to. You i'll give it to Your
next word is snow.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Man, Wait i'm nervous, now.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
So you want to go with snow? Plow you would
go with, SNOW ma would never choose.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Plow my, God, sammy trial, trial.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah you know it just, said don't even think about.
It just trial, judge court, trial air trial.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Error oh, God, SAMMY i was loving.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
IT i was lobbing it, up loving it.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Up but that was the least obvious one to. Me
and you act like it was just so easy than smell.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
MEAN i feel like it was.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
COUCH i don't know If i'm gonna go potato or
WHAT i. Said, Sam i'm so.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Sorry it's, okay.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
It's NOT i ruined your bank account's.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Hope you know today's trending With felon And Cold.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Cool they unveiled that they are going to be opening
The Minnesota Hockey hall Of. Fame it's gonna be like
In Evergrove, Heights Vikings, lakes The Minnesota viking's training complex
area more than twelve thousand square feet and is going
to open like twenty twenty. Eight they'll have a hockey themed,
restaurant tap, room a lot of community. Spaces SO i
thought are gonna Induct it's. COOL i think it's like

(47:12):
anything like.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
CULT i don't, know so is It i'm asking is
it too late for me?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Though you someone who didn't even play hockey past high?

Speaker 2 (47:22):
School? Yeah like COULD i? Show COULD i get them
like my? Records or COULD i like do a cool
trick or something real? Quick? Like can you is there
an honorary? Mention?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
No And i've seen you roller skate and it was
it was a lot of talk and a very little
amount of.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Showing you know that roller skating is different than ice.
SKATING i will say.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
That whatever helps you sleep at. Night the chair theory
is a dating concept and it has gone viral on social.
Media so here's the. Idea if you're in a situation
where there aren't enough chairs and someone doesn't offer you
theirs or find you, want find you on they don't value.
You so the idea is small, gestures make sure you're,
comfortable reflect bigger truths about care and respect and relationships.

(47:59):
People it as a quick quote unquote test for, thoughtfulness
but psychologists warn against overanalyzing one.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Moment sometimes you, YEAH i mean that's What i'm gonna.
Say sometimes you just have friends that roast each, other and,
like if you have a friend who's like roast in
his house and they're not gonna be like, Yeah, no
it's the same thing with The bruce. Banana, sorry, BRO
i love, you But i'm not gonna eat the br.
Date OH i thought it was like a friendship. Test.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
NO i literally, said it's a dating. Concept do you
listen to any words that ever come out of my?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Mouth do you say a? Lot i'm gonna be honest with.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
You someone has to fill. Space you.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Do say a? Lot and SOMETIMES i tune?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Out, YEAH i, know and, yes not off the. Air
When i'm actually quiet and trying to do. Stuff you endlessly.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
TALK i HAVE adhd and it's kind of crazy that
you're good medication for. IT i, CAN'T i.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Refuse that's not my problem, then and that your trend to.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Cool it's one on one point THREE ktewb with foulon
and colts getting. CLOSE i do know people are out
and about shopping right, now and you, wild you wild for.
That if you're still doing Some christmas? Shopping who setting
up a? Prayer hopefully you get everything you.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
NEED i was at The Jason show. Today i'm, like
who's ready for done with their? Shopping and like people
started in the thing with their. Hand we're like, like
they was like have you not? Started like, Wow And i'm,
like what is? HAPPENING i, mean that's kind of crazy
because every website's now posting, basically if you're trying to,
ship don't even bother is not getting you Before? Christmas
yeah Maybe amazon.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Possibly but, listen you still have some you still go,
play so you go to Raziel mall or something OR
i don't.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Know Thanks, COLD i would Do mall Of, america but
you know, What hot tip cult as always. Jeezez, Okay,
well thanks for hanging out with. Us, yeah have a great.
Night let me buy