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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Pick your Ticket Tuesday. It's like, my, it's like Christmas
here on KATIEWB. Pick your Ticket Tuesday is such a
fun contest we do. We're every hour around thirty five after.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
You call in, you when you get to choose between.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Megan Trainer, five Sauce, Cardi b Demi, Levado, Ed Sheer and.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Er Doja, Cat Tickets.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Pretty Sick, all the best concerts that we put on
coming to the Twin Cities. So your first chance is
thirty five after. I also got to give a big
birthday shout out Luca Turns for Today from Grandma.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Kathe on one oh one point three kt WB.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
So it's kind of like a meet cute, right. They're
in the park together and they bump into each other
and they're like, oh my gosh, oh sorry, I didn't
mean to bump you. I guess this guy's bagel like
fell on the ground. He went to pick it up, right,
and then she had a dog so he was petting it.
They go their separate ways without exchanging numbers. Right, Yeah,
So then she gets a call from a random numb

(01:00):
She answers it sella Hey, what's up girl, It's Derek
from the park that we met. She's like, Derek, how
did you find my number? Well? I noticed it was
on your dog's tag on his collar. That's gotta be crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Right to call people in twenty twenty five is bizarre.
I can't believe he had the audacity to call. I
figured he would at least text.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I mean, dude, kind kind of solid play to get
someone's number kind of it is.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I actually don't think it's like the worst thing.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I think it's the worst thing.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Dude. If you call me, he would, she would, They
would never have he would never have another chance.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
There would be no other way in New York. They
would never see each other again.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
But all of a sudden, that's intentional, because if you're
if you have, if you have the wherewithal to get
the number from dog, the tag, what is it called
doptag doctag, that's you. You were intentionally we're trying to
do that from the get go. You drop the tag.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Maybe because no, I won't ever drop a bagel on purpose,
but maybe. But I think here's the thing. He doesn't
know where she lives. So she's like, h Derek, what
a freak. Block It's easy.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Just block him. Yeah, I guess you could just block him.
So you're saying, shoot your shot.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
It depends on if he's hot or not. Let's be honest.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Are you creepiness?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
No? Realistically, if he's smoking hot, she's like, Oh, that's cute.
If he's not, she's like, what a creep Yeah for sure?
One on one point three Katie w B. We're fouling
and called I need to honestly confront you about something.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Is this like a serious thing or like a like?
Is it is it?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Are you gonna a We're getting confrontation right now. I
would say it's not. It is serious, but I'm gonna
play this.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
You've been you know how I we are all guilty
of this. We have in radio crutch words, crutch phrases,
things we do. We got to stop doing them because
they can become anyway. You have one and it's not flex.
People are gonna aways him saying flex. No, you did
slowly work out of one.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Hondo p. I've I've been saying that one as much
they got.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
But you've been doing something lately and it's it's gotta stop.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Let me know.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
If I tease something, which is like promote something coming up,
I'll be like, oh my god, did Timothy Chalomey and cut.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
That Kylie Jenner split? You do a fake gas? You
know you don't care. I can tell you don't actually care.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I think your mind is like, make sure your voice
is heard in this, so you have to make some
kind of sound.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I'm just trying to.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I knew you'd say that, which is why I put
together a compilation of you doing it just in the
last week alone. Hit It updates on two members. One
that is her mom tricked her into going on a
date down coming up.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
With the pop Colu folloween costume. Yes, what is your
This guy has spent on the video game?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Okay, anybody that's not my voice? That could be anything.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
You bring it back quick. You're doing what people do.
You're getting defensive and you're lashing out. You're like you're
being nasty because you're lashing out because you know, I'm right.
That was within the past five days. Cult that wasn't
even because I didn't have the energy to go back.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
This is blasphemous. I feel like this is a work
up on me. I feel like something you're trying to
build a case.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Okay, anyway, you know I don't have I don't have
the emotional intelligence to handle feedback, to handle or to.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Take any like or criticism or like. I don't yeah, no, okay,
but enough of that is I needed to call you out.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Ariana Grande, she could be going on the last tour
of her life.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I got one. We're going to talk about it coming up.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
The Culture minutees analogis made. It now bounce of like
upcoming hosts and I got so hype their final show
of the year before Christmas, host Ariana Grande musical guest Share.
That isn't big night.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
First of all, I when Ariana Grande's on, they like
bring out their best stuff because she's actually very good
at sketch comedy. The last episode she was on, which
I think was like last year when she was promoting Wicked,
it was the best episode of the year.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
It was so good. Every sketch on it.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Was Finney could even justes and just have share you
could you could.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It stinks that arian is not singing, but whatever. She's
also obviously promoting Wicked. I'm gonna go see you tonight.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
But she went on to a podcast she went on
with Amy Poehler and she talked about touring. She's already
plotting her next chapter and she's really pumping the brakes
on music.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I mean, think about it. She's obviously has a lot of.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Acting projects coming up, and she basically said that she's
going to give next year's tour every thing she's got
because basically it's her last.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Hurrah for a long long time.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Remember she dropped a few dates, and she said that
as she's getting older, she's figuring out what she really wants,
saying her pop career sort of took over her life,
and she said she's really grateful for that era, but
basically she's not going to be doing it, especially not
like she used to, which she's been saying for a while.
It's just like, why do you have a voice that

(06:26):
good if you're not going.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
To give it to us facts, she's just starting like
a weekly TikTok.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I don't honestly, I love Ariana Grande.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
The tour I saw of hers, like the whole thank
You Next tour, it wasn't even my favorite tour, and
no knock on her. She sounded great, but she didn't
do the big screens. She had like one like fish
Eye Catie screen in the middle where it's kind of blurry,
so like people unless you were in the front row,
I couldn't even see her anyway. But I wish she
would at least I wish she would at least do
like this Selena Gomez. Selena's not going to tour again,

(06:54):
let's get real, but she still drops new music. I
wish Ariano would at least still drop new music and
just like not tour if that's what takes.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Just one TikTok a week and he's just like what
to do ooh, something like awesome. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
That's a really good idea. Yeah, it's really good.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Dancing with the Stars Tonight is going to feature the
music of Prince, so I figure people around the Twin
Cities especially would be pretty.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Hype about that.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
And they say Taylor's is shooting a secret music video,
so they think the next song will be in video
will be for Elizabeth Taylor. It's his time for pick
your ticket Tuesday. This is our first set of tickets.
It's so cool because you call six five one ninety

(07:35):
nine KDWB right now and if your collar ten will be.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Like, oh my gosh, Rebecca.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
A lot of pressures off now because you made it through,
but now the pressure's back on.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
What show you going to do? You want to see
Meghan Trainer.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Because you'll know.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
I'm all of bauddbas babs.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
She's like, noah, okay, my bat my b what about
Ed sheeran ye feel chis so five sauce You will
be like, okay, well if that's not definite, we got
a couple more options. We got Cardi b ownds No,
I'm mone move.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Sing it.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
We do it every hour thirty five after we do
have Dolie tickets, right, I just promise that, okay.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I was like, oh God, is that something.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
We don't have?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay, you call right now, six five one ninety nine,
Katie w B.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I think we might have collared ten am a line?

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
What's your name?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Christine? Christine your collar ten? Congrats?

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Oh alsome?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Okay, So which concert do you want a pair of
tickets for?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Cardi?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
B oh no, I'm like money move.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
You ready for that one? Live that for my daughter?
She wants to go really bad.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Well, congrats to your daughter. You put in the dirty
work for she said, Yo. It's one on one point
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(09:23):
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Speaker 3 (09:33):
Thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Fallon Beautiful Sayson, Oh God, one on one point three
katiewb where fallon and cold? Anyone listening who buys pre
made items for their Thanksgiving contribution? I'm not judging, but like,
do you actually stop and you just buy pre made
mashed potatoes?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yeah? I'm gonna do that for dessert this year. I'm
gonna get Lunson Byerley, you know those cookies that have
the frosting.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Are you trying to.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Take my endorsement from London bier Ley's. You've been dropping
them a lot lately and it feels personal.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
I am a little bit because do their bakery is
so so crazy and I'm going to Milwaukee.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'm glad that you love their bakery.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I do as well, and I'm bringing my cookies with them.
My fan was gonna be like, oh, what is happening.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Are you going to replay them?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, I'm taking it out of the packaging. I'm gonna
put them in like a homemade.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
And London Berle's is fine with you doing that. Yeah,
for sure, they want you to look awesome for the
first time ever. Anyone listening who has stinky pea after.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
They eat asparagus, that's just factual.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Some people don't a science, and there is no way
nobody listening right now who eats asparagus doesn't have a
little stench afterwards.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
My body works so fast that I could be in
the first spear and if I sat on the toilet,
it would already have that smell.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, that's too much information.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
And I knew that about you for sure.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Anyone listening who hates French fries, that's who I think is.
There's no way that person exists. It's my favorite food
of all time. If you ever like, would you want
your final meal to be? I don't care as long
as it has French fries. So anyway, if you fit
one of the category six five, one nine, eight nine, Katiewb.
If you you're someone who buys pre made items for
your Thanksgiving contribution, if your pea stinks after you eat asparagus,

(11:10):
or you hate French fries, maybe I don't want to
talk to person hates French fries. I might be upset.
One to one point three, Katiewb. We're foulin and cold.
Doing anyone listening who I'm getting some weird responses? Honestly, Basically,
I said, if you your pea drinks after you eat asparagus,

(11:30):
then call us. Okay, here, we didn't get that, but
we got when I drink a strong coffee in the morning,
my first pea after smells like coffee.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Okay, there's that.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Also this says that I don't get the weird pea
smell from asparagus, but I do get it from super
sugar crisp cereal.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
What is even that super sugar crisp fear as? Are
you just dominant bunch of sugar in the cereals? Out?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Is there that I think that's the type of cereal.
I think that's a type of cereal. Also, I want
to ask you cult because earlier I did say that
I think did you sign me up for an account
of sorts? Well, no, why do you want to say
I did? Because I have been getting I keep getting
emails from I'm not going to say the name of
the company, but there they keep telling me they have

(12:11):
a lead for me for people looking for a DJ
for birthday parties. And I've never been a traditional DJ
in my life. I don't mix music, and I just
got I've been getting them NonStop as of late. The
latest one is an adult birthday party. I need to
spend music from ten to eighty six year old, approximately
twenty to forty nine guests.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Okay, but tell me you want to be legit at
that time you want to be, I don't.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
I don't have any equipment. Did you or did you
not sign me up to be a DJ? Like for parties.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I got some weird.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Survey you and your income. I'm trying to make you
financially free.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Weird.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Shame onmmy for that.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
One point thirty KATIEWB, We're fouling and cold. The winning
continues with pick your Ticket Tuesday. It's going to come
up in place of our after school pop was around
like three thirty five on KATIEWB.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
You're acting old. You don't even know you are. Okay, yeah, everybody,
everybody who's over the age twenty is probably doing all
these things. Okay, it's one of one point three ktwaws
found and colts.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Okay, well, we are getting older, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Scented soaps, you're ancient. They don't want scent, they want nothing.
They want they the youth. They want you to have
a clean body. They want to be able to smell you. Okay,
talking colognes, perfumes. You got that sugar cookie soap at home?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Whatever?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Okay, Well, to be fair, we've learned through time that
scents are actually terrible for us. Maybe there are some
that are quote unquote clean, sense I don't know if
I believe it, but they claim they are, but we've
learned through that like they're very toxic for our bodies.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I'm sorry. You have a you have a brand name
on your clothing? Uh huh, No more than just soaps. Yeah, no,
they they want you to have brand names.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
You're right, that's different.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I remember when I was younger, I my mom only
bought me one Abercrombie shirt and it didn't even say
Abercrombie across the chest.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I'm like, no one will know.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
No one will know if you had an Ambercrombie. One
hundred percent of people you were lit.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
You probably did have Ambercrombie. I'd be.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
That's what it was. Also, if you make reactions, if
you don't have like a blank stare, you're old. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
I feel like it depends on the day. For me.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Some days my face is over the top, some days
I'm dead inside.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
After the tragedy at Annunciation of Minneapolis, we just we
knew we had to do something. So be teamed up
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getting people talking about preventing tragedies before they happen again.
So if you want to be a part of the
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Speaker 1 (14:44):
Okay, we do want you to win Disney on Ice tickets.
They're going to be in Saint Paul. You can join
Anna and Elsa and they're going to be there December
fourth through seventh. So you have the Madrigal family from
Canto in More and of course we have your tike guess.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
We would never leave you high and dry.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
You can go to our contest page at katiewb dot com.
People don't go there, and I'm like, you're missing out,
and then the people that the three people that do
go there are like, ooh, what are all these tickets? Yeah,
so when you're Disney a nice tickets on our contest
page katiewb dot com. Pick your ticket Tuesday. I blame

(15:23):
Suprina Carpenter first being a couple of minutes late. But
I mean, wouldn't you blood Suprina Carpenter go ahead of
you in line at Target?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
You know, So anyway, you can call right now six, five, one, nine,
eight nine katiewb. We're gonna take collar ten And when
you get through, it's like the gates of Heaven opening up.
And then we say, oh my gosh, what tickets do
you want? You could choose any of these artists. Oh
dan No, I mean that's what our won our last

(15:50):
hour chose Cardi B.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Gota tro.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
What's cue still like one of the top wedding songs
of all time? Because you'll know, I'm all of bobsbets
no give, he's crazy. Every single one of these shows

(16:20):
is next year. The earliest one is Cardi B's in.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
March.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
The latest tice Doja October of next year.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
We're just trying to get you hyped, that's all.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
We're trying to get you into the best showing to.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Look forward to for like a year. That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Also with so many kids activity, you gotta get stuff
on the calendar a year out. Basically, Hi, what's your name?
You are collared ten? Congratulations? Yeah, I'm so excited for you. Okay,
who's concert you want to pay tickets to.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Move? She's had a baby, she's already coming out here
to entertain you. Yeah. Congratulations. We're gonna get your it
was meant to be.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Look at that the tenacity it paid off. You got through,
you won these tickets. We have another parent thirty five
after four.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
With Felon and Colt one on one kat w B.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Okay, well I think the not surprising maybe but maybe
surprising big vote happened and the vote was to release
the Epstein files. So they had a House vote and uh,
they voted yes to release the Jeffrey Epstein file. So
that's the latest. Basically just to prove to Bill demanding

(17:45):
that basabe.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
They're going to make it so confusing though, it's going
to be just like a bunch of emails and like
interpretations of like what's happening, who went where?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
In case you're wondering of like how how close the
vote was. It was passed by a four hundred and
twenty seven to one vote.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
But also out back with the one right.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
We follow, like, yeah, for sure, we follow, and we've
had like her on the Morning.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Show and stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Sharon says, So she's a great person, very kind of
like middle of the road explains she's like the government
teachers what we call her on Instagram, and she's kind
of been breaking it down. Yeah, it's kind of cold set.
It's not like I think people don't realize. It's not
like it's a list. It's not like it's a list
in alphabetical order of names.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
It's tons of.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Documents and emails and all this stuff that they would
have to they're going to go through.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Because that's what my wife says. She's like, so it's
like a naughty or nice list, and I'm like, nah, nah,
it's not just like names naughty side.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
There will be names in there, but I think there
are gonna be a lot of code names, and they're
it's just like showing I think, like invoices transactions things
like that.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Now it's going to be the media is gonna make
it so confusing. So they're going to take like all
the celebrity names, be like boom, and then you'll read
the headline and then you'll be like okay, you'll read
into it and it's like, oh yeah, well they were
just at like a I don't know, they's got like
a plane ride somewhere. Like it's going to be confusing.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
It will be, and then the people will do what
they do and they'll basically create a scenario, and then
a lot of people believe that scenario even when there
aren't facts behind it, and it's just gonna be me too.
I do too, And most people do bear cups. Remember
they were huge at Starbucks. Well, don't worry, Walmart has
you covered if you didn't get your Starbucks when they

(19:15):
have a dupe and everyone's doing dupes right now.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
It's just like part of it.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
The glass cup holds twenty ounces, has the little beanie.
It's twenty two dollars, which is cheaper than Starbucks which
was twenty nine ninety five. Also, forget couch potatoes, the
potato beds, sleep trin on TikTok is what everyone's talking about.
I guess you tuck yourself into bed like a warm
baked potato. You flip a fitted sheet upside down, stuff
the edges with pillows and blankets, and fill the center

(19:41):
with more blankets, a comforter, and anything else that feels cozy. Basically,
it's like a giant nest, and it says that it
makes you feel like you're being hugged and it helps
you relax and sleep better.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
It's so hot and turn into a pool.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
That is my dream. That's my dream scenario in my
husband's nightmare. The battle between sixty seven and me just
bagging for sixty eight degrees on our thermometer is what
I have lived in a house my whole life that
was like seventy one seventy two, and Jake will not
let me.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
I've had complaints in Saint Louis Park. The power goes
out sometimes because I have it at like fifty three
at night, and the energy company's just fighting for its
life at my house.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (20:16):
I just turned my hair down to like fifty three
at night, so I do. It's got to be so cold.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
You have children in your house I'm gonna call CPS
on you.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
I put them in snowpants for bed.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
They're fine, and that you're trending on one oh one
point three KADWB one oh one point three Katie w B.
We're falling and cold. I did endless Halloween kids jokes.
Do you think I'm gonna go into the week before

(20:47):
Thanksgiving not doing kids Thanksgivings jokes?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Thanksgiving? Thank you you wish?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
If your kid has a joke, call me right now,
preferably a Thanksgiving Giving themed joke, kind of like this one.
You're ready for it, cult yep, okay, Why did the
police police arrest.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
The turkey man?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
They suspected foul play. I'll save that one and use
it later. Anyway, if you have one your kid does,
give us a call now six five, one nine, eight
nine Katie w B.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Alone one oh one point three Katie w B.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
We're fouling and colt with Thanksgiving a week way, of course,
I'm going to do some of my favorite kids Thanksgiving jokes.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
I did it poor Halloween.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I had kids call in and share their favorite jokes.
These are ones you can share around the dinner table,
which is I like that also next week, don't you worry,
we will have the great gobble off. We have it
every year. I even have the phone number saved of
our reigning champion. We'll give him a call. Maybe I'll
give him a heads up. Maybe I'll just I don't know.
We'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
So you call in. You give me a joke, I'll
try to give you one. Hi. Hi, Hi, what's your name?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Cassie?

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Cassie? Now we'll do you get sharing a joke?

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (22:02):
All right?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
What's the bird's favorite?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
What's the bird's favorite? Dip? I don't know what is
a bird's favorite? Dip?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Said? Pretty good. I thought it was gonna be dumb.
I thought it was gonna be dumb. It was good.
All right, thank you for that A good one.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Hi, Katy w B. Do you have a joke?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Oh? What's your name? Jenna?

Speaker 5 (22:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Vienna? How old are you?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
I am nine years old?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
All right, Vienna?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
What is your joke?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Why did the turkey cross the road?

Speaker 5 (22:31):
Why? Wait?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I have one I have one for you? Get you
ready for it? What sound does a turkey's phone make?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Wing? Wing? Get it like turkey wing wing wing?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Thanks? All right, thanks for calling, have a great day.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Hi, Katy w B. Do you have a joke? What's
your name? Okay, go ahead? What does the pumpkin pie
the other pumpkin pie? What?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Oh my gosh, I love it. Okay, it's only fair
that I give you one back. Are you ready? Why
was the turkey asked to join the band? Why because
he had his own drumsticks? You know, at least they
laugh at me, Cole. You don't laugh at all. It's

(23:29):
so hurtful. Thank you for calling it. Appreciate it all right?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Normal for no I'm on kd WB.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
You know the drill. We all do weird stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I mean earlier someone said that they eat this, you know,
weird cereal that used to be called like well, the
Golden Crisp used to be called super Sugar Crisp. They
had a change to Golden Crisp for quote unquote health
and their pee smell every time they eat it.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Normal or nope.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I would say to you that feels unique. But I
don't eat that cereal, so I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Normal or nope.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
If you have one, texted in five three nine two
one or KATIEWB one normal or nope immediately texting your
siblings when there's some major family drama in the family.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Oh yeah, because you know it's going to be something good.
At least when my siblings, it's going to be like
Cannon stole a raccoon and then fed at a pack
of Doritos and now he's on it's gonna be insane.
So you got to get the gossip immediately because if
you don't, it gets misconstrued. You get size and people
are like, wait a minute, this is conflicting facts.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I do feel like your family provides a lot of
great drama. My family will give it to me occasionally,
but it's not as off. Well maybe I should be thankful,
but you know, it's not as often as I would expect.
Maybe it's because I don't live in the same state.
Maybe i'd to hear more about it if I lived
in the same state as them.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Yeah, maybe I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I know.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Whatever my sister calls, it's like, oh, okay, something's happening.
That's how it happened.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
That's how it is.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
My group chat with my high school friends, I know
when Travis texts the group, it's drama.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Always.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Travis sounds like he brings it upon himself.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Though, No, it's not in his life. He's sharing what
he hurts.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Oh, okay, I'm gonna get his number. I'm gonna know
these things.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
You're not allowed to be in our group chat wrong.
You have too many questions like who Sarah? It's like, okay,
let's get out of the group chat normal or noe
running out of I'm sorry. Normally, rope at a restaurant,
if a condiment falls on a table or any food
like apple sauce or peanut butter, take your finger, scoop
it and lick it.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Okay, that was yours cult, So I'm gonna let you
go on that.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
I've been in a business meeting before where this guy
brought me to lunch, drops ranch, same thing on the table,
takes his finger, scoops it, licks it off his finger
like a top.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
He didn't they the ASMR to give the example.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Why would anyone do that? That cannot be a thing.
That's what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
What do you expect him to do?

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Get it napkin like everybody else? Are you gonna scoop
it off the table with your finger and then put
put your dirty little finger in your mouth with that ranch?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Oh? At a restaurant. I wouldn't do that in my
own house. I've dabbled.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Oh and I say I I have about seven cats.
You don't know if the piece of litter is gonna
get in after or something.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Here are some texts we got normal.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
First of all, someone confirming they said the Cereal Golden
Puffs does make your pea smell lool, it's a jit.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
I had no this. This is mind blowing today. Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Normal or no checking your doorknob or rattling your door
for a good few seconds to make sure it's actually locked. Yeah,
I think that's pretty normal, especially if you're home alone.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
We talked about this last couple of days ago. The
darkest Scary.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I have two dead bolts too on mine. Okay, it's
the pop Culture Minute with Fellon and.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Cult on one on one point three kd w B.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Finally there's an update on this your pop Culture Minute,
brought to you by Ovo, Lesig and Lynz. Okay, let's
go back a little bit. But I want to don't
want to take too much time on this. David, he's
a musical artist. He was just trying to like kind
of slowly blowing up right. Okay, he's touring, and then
they discover his car in an in pound lot has
a dead body in.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
The back of it.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
It is a female and she slowly but surely, people
start pulling up old like streams. He was on video.
She's in the background, she's with him, and there's songs
about her. Yeah, songs about her. He claims, oh, like
someone stole my car, and they're like, okay, but why
would you have ever reported it stolen? And also you

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have a very clear like connection to this person.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
So finally.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Investigators view him as a suspect in her apparent homicide.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, so he's officially like a suspect. Took long enough.
I know they have to get enough evidence. I don't
want to like be like should have been smart.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
A lot of the songs that went viral on TikTok,
and you would know him if you heard him. They're like, oh,
we were singing about that, but he was singing about her.
Well that was happening.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
I was like, yeah, well, well what's happening right now
is there's still a review are viewing her death as
a homicide because the medical examiner has yet to determine
the cause or manner of death. Investigators are still awaiting
a toxic toxicology results, so that's where that's at, which
it's just sad and terrible. And her family obviously they

(28:20):
haven't known where she is and they just had no
idea what was going on.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
I think that you will like in that situation, you
obviously want someone, You want closure, You want to figure
out what happened. You want people to pay if they
did something messed up. So totally get that. All right,
Let's dive into some other stuff, they say. Taylor Swift
is secretly recording a music video for in London for
her song Elizabeth Taylor.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Also, Cynthia Revo is going.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
To kick off the ninety ninth Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
by performing a number from Wicked. Also, don't forget they're
going to have a big old balloon this year from
K pop demon Hunters in there.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
People are gonna be pretty hype about that.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
And let's see, I have a couple other things I
wanted to throw out there for you. Dancing with the
Stars Tonight features the music of Prince. This season's probably
been the most talked about in the biggest season of
Dancing with the Stars in a year so cool. They're
going to be doing Prince Music tonight. That should be
pretty cool. And Ryan Coogler has confirmed his next movie
will be Black Panther three. A lot of people were like, oh,
maybe he'll do The Center's prequel, but the next one

(29:22):
Black Panther three. Just two answer those questions. That's your
pop culture minute, brought to you by Ova Lasigan Lynz.
Don't forget thirty five after your chance for pick your
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Speaker 3 (29:34):
If this were.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
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d WB. I love when we do this. Basically, it
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tickets to see one of the biggest and best shows
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(29:58):
At this point, we have have tickets to see and
you choose Ed Sheeran. We have tickets to see Demi Lovato,
Cardi B I'm not getting called a chance, Megan Trainer,
five Sauce and Dojah.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
I found personally, what would you choose? Which one?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Let's see?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Okay, I've seen Megan I love her. I've seen Ed
love him. I've seen five Sauce Yet I don't know.
I might pick Cardi B because I've never seen her
live before, but if she goes on, I'm not going
to see you.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
That's the only issue about Cardi B is that you
don't know. You could be seeing the show at eleven.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I wouldn't be seeing it. Then, I wouldn't be seeing it. No, no, no, Hi,
Katie w B.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
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Speaker 4 (30:50):
I think.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
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Speaker 1 (30:55):
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what next year in October you are set.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
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Speaker 1 (31:05):
Pick your ticket Tuesday at five thirty five on KATIEWB.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Fell and Colt's Petty Princess of the Week on KATIEWB.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Now it could be a prince.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Oh sorry, they're getting knighted. Could be a prince, could
be a princess, depends on the week. This is someone
who did something incredibly petty and if you ever have
one of these, please please please email it to us.
It all kicked off with Colt sharing the story he
had received of a guy whose ex moved close to him.
He saw her and her new boyfriend raking up their

(31:39):
leaves and he emptied all the bags into their yard.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
It was so petty.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Shortly after that, I called out an old coworker who
owes me money for buying two of the bear Barista cups.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
That was pretty petty.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
As it turns out, that video did pretty well on TikTok,
like forty thousand plus views. That person blocked me since then.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
I mean, I don't even blame her.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
No, I never said it was about you.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
You feel guilty for oweing me so much money and
buying the barristas. But we have a new princess tonight and.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
It's not you.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
That was last week. We've moved on.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Please don't judge me too hard, but I did something
incredibly petty, and I need to know if I'm a
monster or just a relatable a queen. So my coworker
has been stealing my sparkling waters from the office, or,
as Colt calls them, sparky sparky wahwahs.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah true.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I hate that this person listens to us enough, but
now says sparky sparky wawahs like you. Okay, not oops,
I grabbed the wrong one. They've been stealing it weekly.
I've labeled them, I've moved them, I've even hid them
behind someone sad. Left over salad still gone. Sparkling water
is not cheap and I'm not rich. Last week I
reached my limit. I bought a whole new pack and

(32:45):
I went down to it and I asked for security
footage because I needed to know who it was. I
was going crazy. Cut to yesterday. A company layoff has
been rumored, and I know it will be before the holidays.
I don't like my job anyway, so I thought screw it.
During teams meeting, I was giving my update and did
a screen share with the video of Jonathan taking my water.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
It's awesome, and I called him a thief.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh yes, people went quiet, even I was uncomfortable and wondered,
have I taken it too far?

Speaker 5 (33:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
But whatever, I was written up and now I'm waiting
for my layoff notice, signed petty and parched.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Yeah. That's a solid move, though, and he deserved it,
because what dude, Yes, you pulled the video and you're like, hey,
look what you've been doing.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Uh uh. Could have gone and told Jonathan, hey, this
is my please don't but instead just called him a
thief in front of all coworkers instead of screw it. Well,
you was taking her stuff, I know, and you're right,
sparkling water is pricey.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Girl, public shaming. Bring it back.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
We can dance. We can dance on that. Normal.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
No, kat, This one we've gotten before and I've even
shared it on a post on Instagram. It's normal, Okay,
you don't have to keep texting it in as a
woman the shower, cupping the water under your boobs and
then letting it drop dramatically, It's very normal.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
I do it all the time, all the time. It's like,
it's like, uh, it puts you in a trance almost.
It does what it says that those pellettes are beating
off your chest. That's not what I'm talking about. And
then you cup it and you catch it and you
drop it down onto your belly button for show.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Normal or nope.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I drive until it says five miles left to refill
every single time.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
I don't think that's normal.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
That's risky, dude, I mean.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Especially in the winters. Here are you trying to get
stuck on them. They're gonna go never bit, never run
out of gas. That's what they're gonna say. Yeah, I mean,
that's why they feel confident and cocky, saying every time
I wait till five miles.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Left, that's more risky than going at m I just
I don't. I think I'm a paranoid human being and
this is probably abnormal. But as soon as mine says
three hundred miles left, I fill up over there in
sub and my Atlas flex I have I think a
g no. I have a couple of vehicles, so I

(35:05):
have four hundred and fifty miles, right, you get four
top it all, four hundred fifty miles.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
That's the max your car holds.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Yeah, I go, I can get four fifty miles.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I forgot.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I don't know why you're flexing in. My tank holds
like over five hundred.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
But it's not three hundred miles. If you think about it,
if there's an apocalypse or something some's going down, I've.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Said this to you so many times, it's not gonna matter.
If there's an apocalypse.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Every apocalyptic movie shows every stupid car just broken down
and you're not getting through in your car on the
highways anyway.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
I got those good tires, tho I'm gonna get I'm
gonna be whipping through the woods like crazy.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Okay, neither are normal.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
You could get two hours out of the city. I
think you're for me fueled up.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
It has to be one hundred miles or less. But
I don't let it get past nineteen miles.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
One hundred miles or less. You can barely get to
Saint Cloud in a crisis.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
You got a why on Earth when I go to
Saint Cloud in a crisis, no offense, Saint Cloud with
all the places, Why would I go to Saint Cloud
in a.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Chrisis to get to Wallsaw on a crisis?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Now, you're just naming cities that you can remember.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
I'm just thinking of the cities like an hour or
one hundred miles away. You just have to I don't know.
I feel like you never know when you're gonna get
invited to the island, Treasure Island, a party or something.
You gotta get. You gotta get there.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Mac Oh, they have a gas station at the island.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
That's true. That's true.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
It's one on one point three KWB.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
That is your normal or note, and I'm retiring after
that one at three in er miles you fuel up.
I used to have a teacher, a psych teacher who
did that. He'd be like, you never know, you gotta
be ready to go.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
It's like, all right, listen, when you live through a
couple of hurricanes, you're like, all right, okay, that's true.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Maybe one on one point three, katiewb, we're falling and cold.
Take your Ticket Tuesday continues five thirty five is your
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Speaker 2 (36:50):
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Speaker 1 (36:52):
Uh, this is not one of the options, but I
did want to give you a heads up that the
Trans Siberian Orchestra they're coming for two amazing shows the
Target Center December a or twenty eight three o'clock in
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Speaker 2 (37:03):
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Speaker 1 (37:04):
Get the details at KDWB dot com. We're gonna come back, though,
not only with picker ticket Tuesday at thirty five after
but first the one K wordplay Oh my god, the
one he just continues, your chance to win one thousand
pennies at six five one nine eight nine KDWB.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
It's one k B Hi? Can I play the one
K word?

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Play?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Most definitely?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
What's your name? Melanie? All right, Melanie?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
So we give you four words you have to try
to match with either me or cult for your chance
to win one thousand pennies.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Who do you want to partner with? Oh? Fallon, we'll
partner with you, all.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Right, foundand and go on, get up. It's so weird
that you're traveling on a pogo stick everywhere you go today.
It's crazy, all right? So yeah, so here we go.
Your first word is dear.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
And trunk, moose, track, beaver, damn yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Snap, all right, finally alien for you. Ba la la
la la la la launde. Get in here, girl, I
was so quick, Come on, Falcacino. I'm a squat deer.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Part of me wants to say like antlers, but not
every deer has antlers.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
They rained. That's stupid. I would never say that.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
You're John Comma stand deer, stand.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Yes, seriously your standing on business? With that answer?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Do you imagine if it would have been John Comma
after I didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
A wild okay, okay, elephant?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Elephant trunk. Really moose antlers moose knuckle?

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Nope?

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Okay, huh wait what is your answer?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Well, you made me feel un comfortable. Knuckles, I guess antlers.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
You're not think about like an ice cream moose tracks?
That was right, moose tracks is correct, But you went
with knuckles. I happened to be a blony all right, beaver.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Dam Oh my gosh, your answers were so good and
that's so rare that that happens.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
And I still we were so close, we were so close.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Okay, perfect point out you you didn't do antlers for
deer because some dear don't have antlers? But what about
like moods?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
No, no, no, no, they all have antlers.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Wait do they all have antlers?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
I think? Wait a wait, maybe female, most don't the male?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
What are they wearing on their heads? To Melanie? Melanie?
Do you know now that adds up? All right? Well,
you had a good life, fallon, you had a good time.
Everything was chill, it was all right. It's one one
point three d w to a found of cults. Now

(40:17):
you're de sea storry. I think about this, gone bye
bye bye?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Why do me like this?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
What are you leaving because I was thinking about like
because my dad when his grandpa died, his grandpa gave
him like a little, uh one of those pocket watches, right,
and that was like the hand me down thing that
he got. Yeah, we don't have it anymore. Like I'm
not going to gift my child my Apple watch. Yeah
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
That's crazy, Yeah, because it's to be so outdated by
the time he left it and.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I don't even know. That's what I'm saying, Like I
think everything is like so tech now, so bluetoothy that
I feel like, what do you hand down like when
you're when you're gone? Besides like money obviously, or like
house or whatever.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
He dis assume I'm leaving money, got it?

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Better believe something of me? No, just saying, what's the
what do you have?

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Like any specific leave you My grandfather clock?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
It's the big wooden clock. Sometimes cuckoo birds come out
of it.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
So I throw my back out one more thing to
get me for real, what are you gonna leave? Because
I was I had a hard time because I was like,
I don't they don't want my stinky shoes. I don't
know what I don't shoes. I don't have any. I
don't wear any jewelry. I don't wear anything.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
I have some photo album.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
My belt is from H and M from twenty seventeen.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Oh you know what I would leave?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
I would leave like my I have like a few
designer like purses, so that I might that I might leave.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
That's chill.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Dylan is not gonna like that, though I never said
I was leaving to Dylan, all right, leaving that probably
would go to Olive Jake. If he has like a
nice designer watch, he would probably.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Leave that to Dylan.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Yeah, that makes sense?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Or am I being sexist? Maybe I should leave the purse?
Is Dylan the watch to all live?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Like?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Dylan just put him on eBay immediately?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
God, he would he's the worst.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Whatever, But even the guy wouldn't even be done reading
the will.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Who gets what?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
And there's already a live listing with a countdown clock
on eBay.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
I'd be like, hey, bro, I know I know the purpose.
I know a guy that wants that whatever bag. Give
that twenty I'll get your connection with him.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I'm gonna make sure you would never get Dylan's phone number.
That's gonna be left in my will too that you
never get your number no because you're a predator of
his finances.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
He feels like a weird saying

Speaker 3 (42:34):
When I only have three seconds to defend myself with
the heut