Lie detector test leads to Falen uncovering something about Colt

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One on one point three KATIEWV with Fallon and Colt.
We have Lindsay from Minnetonka on the phone. Lindsay, what's
a fun fact about yourself?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
In fact, I used to.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Whoa wait, was it like a potbelly? Okay, that's probably
like maybe like a little pot belly guy. Now, did
you go to someone's house? You stayed in their house
because they kept the pig in there? Or what? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Do you even have a litter box?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Then I would take him on walks with a leaf.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I saw that pig's got a better life than me.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
That's so awesome, Lindsay.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
We always ask, but do you approve the show this week?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
One oh one point three Katie WV with Fallon and Cult.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
We had such a fun night last night.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Colt and I got to go out to Smash Park
and Roosevelt shout out to them to host the Love
Is Blind reunion viewing.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I actually pulled up.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I was nervous because I'm like eight o'clock Sunday, I
don't know if anyone will be there.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
We were. That's I mean, pull out a curtain and
you have a host an event and when you're like
just show up, there is a little bit of a
nervous thing sits and you're like, what if zero people come,
It's very awkward. And the people came so shout out, Uh,
it was in it. I would say this that I
liked the reunion a lot. It felt for me it
made the whole season worth it because it was so spicy,

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like the everyone called it the most bland season ever.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
That's what we wanted. People were pulling receipts out of
they're on.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Women came and they were like, we're not messing around
all the men. I feel like they were caught off
It's like, you had a year to prepare for this,
but they all seem to be caught off guard by
being called on their action.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, but you that is a difference.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Men they go in their cocky They're like, dude, whatever,
I'm gonna look, so turn.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Back around on her.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
But this time they were like, were we cannot let
them turn it back around on this. We have to
have receipts.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
And they did.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
They did, they did.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
She pulled the printed text out of her.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I was like, get real funny. I was surprised by
some of them. If you if you've been watching, I
was surprised by a little bit of a spoil but
I was surprised by the conversations and the things that happened.
Mostly I think between Monica and Joey.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yeah, that was weird.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Even though I did get like friend zone vibes from them.
I like, what happened was sliding into DMS, et cetera.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
I didn't expect that, and I was like, are you
kidding me?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Your husband Jake had the best line of the night,
Code Kitty, because Joey was like, yeah, I just reached
out to Madison and I said like, how are you
nice to see you? And then Madison was like, actually
you were like, dude, I love your pink care.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Was so great to see you.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
And then which I had more time to catch up with.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
You, and then your your husband's like just checking in, honk,
just checking in.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Jake knows, he knows, he knows. But it was a
good season. They're going to Denver next, they announced last night.
But shout out to everyone that came out and hung
out with this last night but had a really good time.
We're planning on doing this Q and A event with
some of the cast members, finalizing and ironing out those details.
So we can get you into the skyroom with us
for that and we'll get you all the details as
soon as we have those. But we got to get

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you your keyword, your chance to go see kinder Lamar.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
In Sissa when they're in town.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
You text in it stars stars stars to five three
nine two one katiewb one this is the fallon and culture.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
And this is perfect time one to one point three
katieww is foulling and colts fouling. Considering you just brought
in half a grocery store for your lunch.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I really do have a full bag of like a
lot of things.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I was budgeting this weekend. I know, boring, but listen,
I was shocked. Why how much money? How much are
you supposed to spend on groceries per month?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, right now, I think it's so crazy. People are
basically spending a mortgage about.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
And then I went out read it and I was
looking around and people, I feel like, I'm dude, I
don't know what I'm buying.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm way over spending. Though I agree you'll probably are
on the tax line. Five three and nine two one
five three nine two one. Just really quick, little census,
how much are you spending per month on groceries per I.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Think you should do per week because I don't do
the math. Like I don't know what I've spent on
a month on groceries.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Okay, weekly, you pull up to your store, your local store, Yeah,
what you got?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I mean, I know this is an annoying thing, but
it depends on just like average I don't know. Like,
for instance, we went to so we usually go to
London Marley's, but like we went to Costco this weekend
because we get like the big things of ground beef
and chicken. We stock up on that put it in
our freezer. But typically it would not be that expensive

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of a rot at Costco. But that we got like
so much ground beef and chicken for like the next
six months basically.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Okay, God, I.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Don't even know where to start because Jake and I
go different times. Okay, I am I'm going to say this.
I am in a fortunate position in life where we
don't have a set grocery bill budget. It's like if
there's a rescue I want to make, or if there's
something we need, we just we go get it.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Got that good?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
He was getting out of control a little bit where
Jake was making me furious. He was going like every
day to get stuff to make for dinner, and I'm like,
this is getting ridiculous. Well, I did reel him in.
He was very European and he agreed. And so we've
saved a lot of money this year by like moving
out of that and actually planning out our meals. Did
I'll tell you, Okay, what's your budget?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I had, Well, I don't know if it's my budget,
but it's what we're spending with family of four, Okay,
sixteen hundred dollars a month. And I'm like, dude, So
I was like, okay, that's probably because inflation, right.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
That's actually I'm never there's no chance that I spend that.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Oh wow, And I'm like, all right, wait a minute.
Hold on.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
The average family of four spends seven hundred and fifty
dollars monthly.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
I'm dude, I'm doubling. I have a family of eight
that I'm feeding.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
You also have your two of you. Your kids are
not adult sized kids that eat a lot. You have
a three and a five year old who usually three
and five year olds eat like birds.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
It's the fruit that's what I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Fruit is ridiculous. You go through fruit like crazy. I'm
spending like seven thousand dollars a year on blueberries.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
They're out of control. Here we go, family of eight
one thousand dollars a month cult. Oh god, five hundred
dollars a month they do. This person doesn't say how
many people in their family, but one hundred, one hundred
and fifty a week. This one says two hundred and fifty
a week. I think I'm close to two fifty a
week if I'm being honest. For my family of four. Yeah,
this says two hundred a week. Family of three and
one is a toddler cult. Dang it, seriously, I have Actually,

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I won't know what the hell your body. You can't
just blame it all on the fruit.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
If it's like you need a real it.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
My wife's also buying scratchers at the same time or something.
I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
If she is not reckless. If anyone buys scratchers, it's
you like being like, oh, come on, I gotta win
this grocery money back does.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Like even though we spend like over fifteen hundred dollars
a month of groceries.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
There's nothing in the fridge, ever, I don't know where.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I also don't know where this money is coming from
because you okay, now, I know you lie about a
lot of things. What if you could afford sixteen dollars
a month in groceries and you're asking me to buy
you a diet coke, get bed, take a day off
the laze daddy.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Okay, we got to I don't know, buy gold and blueberries,
Miss Texas cult.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I'm a family of four. We spent eight hundred monthly.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Sixteen hundred is crazy.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Somebody shop for me and can you do it for
me please? I'm doing it wrong.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's the pop Culture Minute with Sellon.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
And Cult on one on one point three kd w B.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Was there drama on the red carpet between Blake Lively
and Anna Kendrick. Now, there has been rumors for many
years since they did the first Simple Favor that they
didn't like each other. So everyone's like, oh, here we go.
H Because they're like the they always love to pit
women against each other just in general. Number one, Number two,
Blake Lively is in a super negative spot right now

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in the media, so she's immediately a mean girl no
matter what she does.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Anna Kendrick is Anna Kidderck.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
People love her, but they walk the red carpet for
their newest simple favorite movie at south By Southwest people.
This is like Blake's first time out and about on
a red carpet, basically promoting anything since all the drama
with Justin Baldoni. She's kind of going a little overboard
in my opinion, but she can't win, so I don't falter.

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She's getting pictures with fans on the red carpet, she's
signing on hers a lot of stuff she doesn't really
typically do a ton of.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yah.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
They're asking her about Enda Kendrick. She's like, oh, she's great.
They asked Anna Kendrick, what was it like working with
Blake again? Oh you know, that's a direct quote. Oh
you know, And so people are like.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
That is That's the one where it's going to get
people talking.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Then this person tweeted, I just reported on Blake being
terrified to walk the red carpet as Anna is mad
and never wants to work with her again. The actual
director of the movie quoted that tweet and said, dot
dot dot, you're wrong. So you know I've heard that
Anna doesn't. I don't think they didn't get like they
want to be friends, but doesn't mean they hate each other.
And I think Anna also is annoyed that all this

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stuff going on is kind of overshadowing a movie they
worked hard on.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, and there's a million of actors and actresses or
whatever who just don't hang out together after it's it
doesn't mean that I will or.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Whatever, agreed. Backstory Boy singer Brian Latrell. He could barely
keep it together as he stood outside the doors during
his twenty two year old son Bailey's audition for American
Idol on Sunday night. Here is his son. You can
judge for yourself if you think he's gonna be good.
What to do?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
What to do him? It seems as left crime is
rade sixth time myself to.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
And uh spoiler, the judges loved him and sent him through.
I thought he sounded like a you and I both
kind of agreed and average a person who sings at
a bar.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Ye're not bad but just okay whatever.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
But also, you know it's an audition. It's he doesn't
have production or anything behind him.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
The comments on YouTube are like, Dud's got a repositive,
crazy awesome love him. I'm gonna vote him every week,
got it winner, boom, marry me.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
So good for him and Brian Latrell of the Backstovoice.
He's just always been a very nice, wholesome person. You
want to see good things happened for him and his family,
So I think that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
I will say that he is like a major kind
of like kids celebrity, so super humble. I mean, he
seemed like a genuine person, like I didn't think it
out d bag.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Right off that play of his son.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, oh okay, I like a lot of like celebrity kids.
You know, you don't hear the best stuff about him.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, he seems a lot more wholesome. Yeah than the
average one for sure. Let's see here. I was gonna
jump into this, but I'm gonna skip that totally. Wendy Williams,
they've officially taken her to the hospital to determine her
mental capacity, and I remember she's also in a conservatorship
kind of like Brittany and people. She's in in radio

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interviews where she's like, why am I in this I
don't want to be in this And people close to
her are saying, yeah, she has good days, but she
also has bad days. Why there's this conservatorship. But people
are like, Okay, we got to look further into this.
We don't want another Britney Spears thing happening. So they've
put her in a hospital for examination to see whether
or not her cognitive functions are sufficiently intact to end

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her guardianship. That is your pop culture and it's brought
to you by Ovo, Lasik and Linz. We're gonna come
back with anyone listening, who on KATIEWB one on one
point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Cult. Anyone listening who.
We've done this before and it brings me so much

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joy because so many people failed their driver's test. If
you fit in this category, you can call it. You
can tell us what happened if you failed your driver's test.
Some people blame it on the the people. They're like,
they're just looking to fail you. Some people are like, no,
I went you know down in one way. Yeah, things

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like that. Anyone listening who is extremely good at something
that doesn't matter, You have one of those.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Dude, I can blow bubbles like crazy. Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, it doesn't matter at all. I'm so good at
it though. Yeah my back deck and I'm like with
my kids and there, like do.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
The bubbles' you meant like gum.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Oh no, dude, I'm talking about like the soap bubble,
like actual bubbles.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
So the thing that literally anyone can do if you
just blow air out of your mouth.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
No, honey, No, that's crazy that you think it's just
that simple.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Art.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I can make a t I can make a literal
ship out of my cant.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
There's no chance I.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Literally blew a triangle. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Oh I'm not surprised. You're blowing a lot of things.
I'm just saying I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
It doesn't matter though, So what.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
E anyone listening who.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Had a hot mic moment during a team's call.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, I've unfortunately had one of those, and it's not
it's not good.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Ever, what did you have happen?

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Let's just say it's some.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Thing that you you're in a group setting listening to
the teams. No, I'm like listening to the call with
like three other people and then they say something and
then you kind of have like a smart remark to it,
and then they're like, hey, can you turn your mic off?

Speaker 4 (13:11):
And you're like, oh, it's not good.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
You know, I could never live in the world because,
like my husband's on those like meetings all day, every day,
and I think about that all the time. How often
I make smart comments on those group meetings where I'm like,
must you know this?

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yeah? I know what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
If you've been in these categories, give it's.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Called six, five, one, nine, eight nine, KATIEWB. Anyone listening
who failed their driver's test, it's extremely good at something
that doesn't matter, like cults, you can flow bubbles.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Really well, flop right now, I can make it actual flute.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Or anyone listening who had a hot microphone moment during
teams or like kind of conference call katiew being one
on one point three Katie w B with fallon and
cult and anyone listening who if in these categories, we

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want to talk to you. If you failed your driver's test,
give us a call. If you're extremely good at something
that doesn't matter, or you had a hot microphone moment
during a team's call, we want to hear from you.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Now, which category do you fall into?

Speaker 4 (14:28):
I fall into two of them, actually, the driving test
and then the weird talent that you can actually make
bubbles with my mouth. Oh yeah, how big can you
get those bubbles you're talking about, like the spit bubbles right, yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
You know how like the little babies on there born
they can make the bubble.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I can do the same thing
with my mouth.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
And just make those bubbles as an adult now and
then like blow them out, but they don't they just
fall down.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
You can blow them out though, like they actually like
hold together.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, that's crazy, That's so cool. Yep. And then but
my family my test when it was I was doing
a ninety degree back into the parking spot, Yeah, make
you do that?

Speaker 6 (15:07):
Yeah yeah, And I just hit the cone and he's like, yep,
you failed.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
He made me.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
He made me drive the whole test. Like I drove
the whole test and I didn't even know why.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
I failed or hit the corner and AULTI we got done.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
He's like, yeah, you failed. Who doesn't do a little
bump every now? And then you know what I'm.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Saying, like, oh, I can be taking out of context.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
I'm just I'm just telling you're backing up. Some stuff
happens from time to time, and it shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I would be fine doing a little bump to you.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yeah, you can give me a little bump of those
spit pubbles anytime you all My god?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Should I leave the room?

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Thanks? Bro?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Which category do you fall into?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
A flexible eyelid?

Speaker 4 (15:50):
What's that mean? Like you can move your eyelids.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Like crazy, I can turn them inside out.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
That before.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Don't say it's creepy, No, no, no, it is scary though,
like you could.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Actually it's kind of like it reminds me of almost
like it could be like in a scary movie, like
not haunting.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah, like a Halloween type.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
When do you do it to like to like your
friends and family to spook them?

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yeah, that's how did you discover you can do that?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I don't know. I was just fishing with my eyelistic guess.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, you just get bored sometimes, That's what I have
my five year old. One time, it's like eleven o'clock
and I opened the door to like go upstairs to
go to bed, and she was just standing there sucking
her thumb and her hair was down her face, And
for a minute, I was like, dude, I almost attacked
her because I was like, I don't know if it's
it's like a ghost or like what's happening.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
It takes you out. So if that happened and her
eyelids were.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Like that, it's so scary, very scary. Well, thank you
for calling in and sharing.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
One one point three katiewb with Fallon and cold doing
something very very scary today. Have you seen those celebrity
I think it's like variety, does it? You've been me
seeing like Ariana Grande, Cynthia Rivo, Lady God. They strap
into the lie detector test and ask each other questions.
Colt and I are doing this today at four o'clock.
We're strapping into a lie detector. We don't know what

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the other one is asking you to help me for
some stuff. I'm gonna ask you.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Two.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
I think two.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I think I want to ask you like three ish,
easyish questions, but I'm gonna ask two that I think
are one's gonna make you turn red, and I think
one's gonna make you incredibly uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Okay, I have I have two on there that I
think you might be mad at me for putting them
on there.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Great, thanks for that, I don't know. All right, we're
gonna come back back to four o'clock. We're gonna come
back and do your Secret of the week. It involves
the neighbors.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah, and it's actually my secret that I'm holding on
for someone.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
So all right, six minutes. You're not going to believe this.
It's the Secret Story of the Week with allan.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
At one three KDW.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
And normally you can send your secrets to found and
Cults just dm us. That's the easiest way, really, Found
and Cults on Instagram. You got a secret, we'll keep
it anonymous. Obviously the Colts.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Is now using this for personal yeah reasons, we.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Have Kennick Lamar and says the tickets in about three minutes.
Just to heads up.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
My sister's a beautatian, so she went, she's chopping a pair.
She gets all the drama all the time.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
I hear that all the time, like that.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I hear that hairstylists are basically a therapist.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
That's what she says.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
She knows everybody's secrets, the infidelities, the argument, everything, every
little detail.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh my god, I would tell everyone everyone's secrets, dude.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
She came to the wrong person, me tell me the secret.
Oh no, first thing I do, go to the radio.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
At least she lives in a different state, though, so
this hopefully won't affect her.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Right maybe. Okay, So there's there's this person. Let's just
let's call her Sarah. Right, Sarah has a neighbor that
goes to Florida every winter.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Oh yeah, she's a snowbird.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Snowbird.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I want to be a snowbird one day. My dream
is to do this, go somewhere for the winter.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
It'd be fun.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Now, Sarah, I guess built some trusts and the neighbors like, hey,
just look over the yard and like go in the
house and just air it out, air it out, like
letting just see if everything's fine, like you know whatever.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
She's like, yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
And now her neighbor's a little older and not used
to the technology, so there's no cameras. She literally can't
look in on her what's happening at her place. So Sarah,
what does she do? She's doing a little side door airbnb.

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So her neighbor is just chilling in Florida and she's
renting out her place short term rentals. Left and right,
boom boom.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah, how could you sleep at night?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I would have so so much stress constantly that someone
that's related to the neighbor shows up, that the neighbor
just comes back home on a whim. I could never
handle the stress of being a sketchy person like this.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
They don't live in like a neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
It's kind of like a pretty like spread out, so
it's like it's easy to go unnoticed.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Okay, okay, now here's the thing. My sister, because she she.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Has you know, she's ethically correct most times, she's like,
don't you feel bad, same thing you were saying. And
she was like, well, really, if you think about it,
I'm doing her a favor because her house is like
remaining like a house supposed to be living in.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Oh so she's delusional. She's convinced herself she's doing something
to help this woman.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Yeah, so she's sitting the money to the woman. Then
doubt it. Yeah, then you're not you're a sketchy bee.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, it's crazy, it's crazy. And then she didn't even
tip my sister.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Seriously, it's locked out.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
It's dude, I know you got all that Airbnb money.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yeah. So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Maybe your sister did a bad job. Yeah, it could be,
could be, you know, because this person is someone that
I trust wholeheartedly to make good decisions out of all
the things.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
I mean, it's not the it's definitely bad, yeah, but
out of all the things, right, still pretty terrible?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, pretty awful, pretty and pretty terrible. Sometimes Secret of
the Week sticks with me and it bothers me for
like a week.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
It's so annoying. Yeah, like the one a couple of
weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Pase, some of them really really trigger me. All right,
let's get to your keyword. Who wants some tickets? How
about you want tickets? Right, kinnacle Maar and Sizza. Yep,
you can text the word snooze to five three, nine
to two to one Katie w b one. By the way,
every thirty minutes we have a keyword, your chance to win,

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but one other way to win.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
I wanted to throw this out there.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Cole and I are actually hosting an event for the
new grand opening of the new City Pause location and
Uptown that's going to be this Saturday. We're there from
one until three. While we're there, we're giving away a
pair of Kender klamar and says a ticket. So that's
just one extra way you could get these tickets from
Katie W.

Speaker 7 (22:10):
Bose Today's Trending with Fellon and Colt on one kt.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
WB top trending story. Colt has a mustache.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, I keep forgetting about that too. I don't know
why it happened when it went down, but I woke
up and it was just there.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Okay, Why, I don't know, dude, you never heard of
the mustache ferry.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Gross, I don't want to know a single thing about
the mustache.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Ferry speaks into your house at night?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Why?

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Oh the little razor he does work? I don't know
what he does. He does some work while you're sleepy.
Wake up now, well you.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Can tell you in the dark, Gott. This is just
random cold.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I know you're always looking for different jobs, trying to
get out of this radio career. If you've ever wanted
to operate a Loots aerial lift bridge, now's your chance.
The city is actually looking to hire a bridge operator
for this iconic landmark.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
How much?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
How much?

Speaker 4 (23:08):
What an hour like salary?

Speaker 5 (23:09):
You should be paying them to do this?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
This is an awesome job, all right, I mean, dude,
it would be cool, but I do have the salary.
Guess how much you think they get a year long
salary for this job?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Well, based off of what I'm worth, I'm gonna say year. Okay,
forty seven thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
That's what you think you're worth?

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Yeah, dude, I know my limits.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Uh fifty five to sixty five thousand dollars a year?

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Cold?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Come back, are you?

Speaker 4 (23:38):
I can work on the water for sixty five a year?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, that stash would be sick for dude that's got a.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Job, because I feel like if you're just trying to
be petty, you could just lift the bridge, make people wait,
just like good news.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
You're never getting this job, even you're making the one
singular joke like that never. Another TikTok extension is likely
if the White House cannot negotiate a deal within the
seventy five days deadline that ends, by the way, the
first week in April.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Look, there's it's discussing that we haven't figured this out yet.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
I feel there are more important things going on than
us figuring out TikTok.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Can't someone just be like chill, daddy, chill to anyone
whoever's got I don't know whoever's like doing the TikTok man,
just like chill dadda, come on please.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
If you were in the White House or ran the
lift bridge. As it turns out, you're right, this is
the only job you're suited for.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Truly, I'd go to Congress and be like, hey, dude,
please pretty please put ch' whatever you get TikTok.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
There is a new app launching this week aim to
help you stop being a sack of crap on your
couch all the time me.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
It's called Touch Grass.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
You physically have to go take a photo of nature
to prove you one outside into nature before it'll let
you access your phone and apps again. And honestly, it's
a genius thing I need in my life.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yeah, I mean yeah. It would suck in the winter though,
because it's like, dude, show me the grass, and you're like, can't.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Can't you start treating?

Speaker 4 (25:02):
I got a dig a little bit.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
They actually you start taking screenshots of grass uploading.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
You're so late.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
It's a phone that is your trending word. To come back,
We are going to do your after school pop quiz,
your chance to win a pair of moose Mountain passes.
Also your next keyword to win. Kendrick Lamar insists the
tickets felling and on one three one on one point
three Katie w B with fallon and cult.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Now is time for.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Your after school pop quiz. You can call six five, one, nine,
eight nine Katie w B for your chance to win
some Moose Mountain passes over at Mall of America. They
just they have so much stuff to do at Mall
of America.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
And I love playing Papa.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
I always say it's one of the first date nights
I had with like Jake and his son Dylan. It's
very wholesome. I have like a photo from one of
those you know where he starts incorporating his kid into
our city, Like yeah, I know exactly. But we ask
you trivia questions and whoever gets the most correct whens.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Hi, what's your name? Jenny? All right, Jenny, Let's get
your competitor on the phone.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
What's your name?

Speaker 5 (26:13):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
What's your name?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
What's your name? Jan?

Speaker 7 (26:22):
Jan?

Speaker 5 (26:23):
All right, Jan and Jenny playing today.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
If you know the answer of the question, just chime
in with your name, and whoever gets the most correct
out of three wins? Are you ready. What is the
name of the Canadian meal that includes French fries and
gravy Jenny, Jenny, poutine is correct.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Jan.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
You were very close though, so you're right. You're right there.
Question number two, what animal does calamari come from?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Jam?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yes, Jan, Jenny, that's right, Jan. Question number three, I
don't know if I would have known this one after water?
What is the most popular drink in the world? Jenny, yes, Jenny,
not tigo.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Guess, Great guests, Jan, Do you have a guess?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Wine?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Not wine? Also great, guess The answer is t all right.
And what city is known for its famous deep dish pizza?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Jenny, Yes, Jenny, Chicago, Chicago.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
That's right, Jenny, you are winner, jam Thank you for playing.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Jenny. You get a pair of moose Mountain Pup Pup
passes over at Mall of America. Congratulations. What as a
story of the day on one O one w B Cult.
I want you to watch this video. I'm gonna send
it over to you. Okay, these are high school girls running.
I'm gonna put this up on our Fallon and Cult
Instagram story so you can see it. High school sprinter. Okay,

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this is like a nine second moment in life. Okay,
you've seen the races where they like do the baton pass?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Right.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you. I've already seen
this video.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Oh my god, I should have known you're big on
high school girls sporting and that's not what I'm going for.
That did sound creepy, and I would like to rewind.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
However, I do like a kind of out of pocket moment,
and that is exactly what this.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
So, having watched the video, it looks to me in
the nine seconds like the girl is losing. She takes
her baton whacks the girl that's beating her in the
back of the head. The girl immediately collapses. It cracked
her skull and gave her a concussion. By the way, okay,
the other girl. I would you like to hear the

(28:39):
other girl's defense.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
I mean, if you can even have it, high school?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Okay, high school. She said that basically, this is unacceptable.
She said that after a couple of times of hitting her,
she said her baton got stuck behind her back and
it rolled up her back and she lost her balance
when she pumped her arms again.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
That is her explanation of what happened.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I'm gonna tell you as as a person who has
watched the nine second video. She whacked her in the
back of the head, and then it looked like she
tried to like play it off, like oh no, because
the girl like just collapsed.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
It's crazy to watch.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Yeah, I don't know that. She's just there's no defense. Really,
I mean, that's just you got to be accountable and
be like, yeah, that was awful. Sorry, that was I
don't know what.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
I don't know what I do. I have to pay someone,
I don't know what I do.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
They claim they've reached out and she's now been blocked
by the girl on social media. Yeah, and the girl
who got hit in the head, she now has asked
for a protective order.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah, And that's the last thing you want is to
be sprinting with a helmet on. Nobody wants to do
that in the future.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Stop people. Also, how heavy are the batons? I thought
they were lighter. They are They like five pounders or.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
One of the most light things.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Even so, if I crack you in the back of
the head with it hard enough, true, probably might hit
a soft spot. Yeah, but we're going to post the
video of so you can check it out Falling and
Cold on Instagram. We're gonna come back. Colt's been like,
ask me some personal questions lately. I think I think
they're a little disrespectful, and we're going to cover that when.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
We come back. Sorry, my bad, I'll just have to
be a found and cold.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
So there is an issue of pressing issue that you
might be able to relate to, because let's just say,
I work with somebody, right, I have somebody on on
this show of ours.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
And it's not me.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I've been here for over a year. I have not
once seen you take your water bottle home or bring
it to the break room for a quick washing. And
you have that water bottle before I even arrived. So
only god knows how often or nay, nay, when is

(31:03):
the last time you wash your water bottle?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
This is what I'm talking about with personal questions that
are a little invasive.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
I don't know if it's personal. It's just hygiene really,
I mean, it's just you. It's right there. Can you
wash your water bottle probably every couple of days, definitely
once a week?

Speaker 4 (31:23):
What is that not your what is your standard? Is
there black mold? Do you even know what's inside of
your water bottle?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Okay, I would like to state a couple of things. Yes,
go number one, I've never washed this water bottle, and
it's god, it's filled with water smell. I don't put
milk or like stuff in it. It's just water, and
I don't do yesterday's water. So I take every day.
I take this to the kitchen, I pour the water
into the sink, and I fill it with new water.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Please let me continue.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Okay, this is like one of those Stanley cup knockoffs,
a row one, So it's not the kind of water
bottle that like you know, they will show you take
a part a cap of some of those, like your
hydro flask, sure, and they're filled with black mold. Yeah,
there's nowhere for mold to grow on this.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
You want to smell it.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
That's how everybody says, yeah, give you that thing.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Hold on, let me open it up. Okay. First of all,
there's vodka in here. I know it's not okay, Oh dude,
look at the inside. What it looks like my car
after a snowy slushy d.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
It's just like dried water on the sides of a
steel a faked steel wall.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Yeah, no, dude, you gotta do something.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Look at the cap.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
What the cap? Dude? It's all dirty?

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Okay, but that's I don't drink the cap.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Yeah, but do you realize, like when you when you
take a sip, right, yeah, and then you.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Is that really weird to have never washed a water bottle?
I only put water in it.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
All the germs and stuff that are touching your mouth,
they travel down my mouth.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
I'm not sick all the time like you are.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
There's no comeback for that, is there. I am a
lot more sick than you now.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Just washing some water around my mouth, I'm just water.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
You might want to look into it. I don't think
it's normal.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
I feel like nobody out there right now goes without
washing their water bottles. Five three nine two one text her, now,
how do you When is the last time you actually
washed your water bottels?

Speaker 5 (33:25):
I don't feel bad about it.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
I guess, yeah, you're all right, you're coming with who
you are.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Girls.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
I guess I don't care. It's one on one point
three katiewb with Fallon and Cult. Cult is currently strapped up. Yeah, dude,
it set up to move. I don't it's so hard
to not move.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Have you seen this?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
I love the segment where Variety puts celebrities in polygraphs,
and so we're doing that today. So I get to
ask Colt a series of questions and he's in an
actual polygraph right now, like he's it's on his fingers,
around his chest, around his stomach.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Gonna have a video of this.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
By the way, do you know my blood pressure is
already so high at the moment and I want to.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Shout out black Bag.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
It's a new movie. We'll get you more details on that,
but it's in theatre's March fourteenth. It's kind of based
around this. It's like a it's a spy drama. And
so they set us up with this today and are
you ready for this?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Okay, do you actually read all of my emails?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
No?

Speaker 6 (34:29):
Oh, he's telling the treats about that?

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Sorry, man, my bad.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Would you lie to me?

Speaker 6 (34:37):
No, you're lying right now, line right now?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Will you lie to me about then, snake? When you
compliment me and overly hype me and my talent? Do
you mean it or is it just a tactic you
use to stay employed?

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yes, I'm.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
Well it looks like he's truthful on that told you.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Oh my gosh, are you packing?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
What? Uh?

Speaker 6 (35:11):
No, yeah, you're lying.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
I mean it's try.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
I guess that's a matter of interpretation what packing means.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
But you are.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Have you looked for other jobs while working with me?

Speaker 6 (35:28):
No, looks like he's telling you the truth.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I would never I am packing though.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Okay, calm down. Well you thought Colts was interesting. We
got to come back for a round two. I gotta
strap in.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
I got some heat for you.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
One three Katie w b with Fallon and Colt. Okay,
so we saw Colt get a little sweaty. He kind
of passed with flying colors his lie detective test. But
now here I am. And the worst part this is
like I don't know what Colt wrote for his questions,
and I do feel like you're a little bit more
unhinged than me. So please remember we have to continue

(36:10):
working together.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
No, No, it's nothing. I was going to like, uh well,
actually I was going to say, well, I'm not I'm
not hooked up. I can lie.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
It's something that's going to be like detrimental. So you're
ready to get into it, let's do it?

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Would you lie for me?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (36:25):
That one was still in the truth thanks, dude.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Is there any beef you have with someone on the
KDWB staff.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
Yes, and she's still in the truth.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Oh I need to know more about that. You would
you give away your dog for ten million dollars?

Speaker 6 (36:48):
Yes, she definitely would.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
You can get a lot of dogs for ten million
dollars too.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Okay, have you flipped anyone off in traffic over the
past three months?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
No?

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Yeah, she lined you about this.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
I knew that.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
I knew that straight up.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
At this moment. Is there something you're hiding from an
important person in your life? No, Sorry, she's lying skinning
juice here.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
And juice here.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
It is, though, but I'm sure either I probably am.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
That was a lie right there. Do you think I'm
holding you back in your career? No?

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Do you the truth?

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Yeah, obviously I'm not holding you back. I could have
told you that much. How do you think you did?

Speaker 1 (37:37):
How do we think?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Do you think you you got away with lying for
something or you you think it's good?

Speaker 2 (37:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
No, everything is for real, for real.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
You're pretty truthful. That is one thing about you that
is a quality of yours. You usually tell that you're out.
You're a truther.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Thank you, Thank you so much. Also, do you want
to mention that we were able to do this today
thanks to Black Bag. It is a movie in theaters
March fourteenth, and it's a spy drama has Michael Fastbender
Kate Blanchett and it looks pretty awesome. Basically they're intelligence

(38:18):
agents and they're married, just so you know, and when
she is suspected of betraying the nation, he faces the
ultimate test loyalty to his marriage or to his country.
Hot also want to shout out the polygraph company, Assured Polygraph, LLC,
and we want to thank them for doing this. Mike
was was awesome.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
You know, we love min Yeah, thank you guys.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
It's the Pop Culture Minute with Felon and Cult on
one on one point three kd w B.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
It's brought to you by Ova Lasigan Lenz. My favorite
thing is Cult being not right, but he's going to
say he's right.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Then.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
I saw a meme this weekend which I knew Cult
would like, but he's obsessed with saying. Ben Affleck is
trying to get back with Jennifer Garner because they were
He was a little handsy at their son's like thirteenth
birthday party and no Jennifer Garner's people are like, no,
it's not happening. She's a boyfriend, but two things have
happened since. One one of my favorite memes in a

(39:19):
very long time that says, does Ben Affleck only know
two women? Which makes me laugh. But also now I
see on TMZ that Jennifer Garner's boyfriend has been seen
with his ex. Oh after the Ben cozying up with
Jen Like they got paparazzi shots. It looks it's like
one of those where they look like they've been like
woke up and walked out of the house together, kind

(39:41):
of Look.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Why don't you want this to happen? Why don't you Jennifer.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Garner deserves better than Ben Affleck. He's a disaster.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Dude's awesome at memes.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
No, he's also at being a disaster that memes are
created over. She's awesome. He's a disaster.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
You're phibiting a family from coming together.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
He prohibited his family from.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Coming together again. Oh, he drank too much? What do
you want from getting wow? Jenna?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Okay, Moving on Anna Kendrick Blake Lively another set of drama.
Now they say there's no bad blood between these stars.
They had to go promote their new film, the New
Simple Favors sequel at south By Southwest this weekend. It
was like Blake's first promotion of anything, sends all the
Justin Baldoni stuff, and they're going down the red carpet
and they ask Anna Kender, like, what'd it like to

(40:28):
work with Blake again?

Speaker 5 (40:29):
And her quote was, oh, you know.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
And they asked Blake and Blake's like, oh, she's great,
because you know she had, but Blake can't win right
now in her one little defense. People then like a
reporter posted and they're like, Blake was terrified to walk
the carpet and Anna is so mad and never wants
to work with her again. The director Paul fig He
retweeted that and said, you're wrong, basically like there's no

(40:52):
drama between them, but when you watch, there's even them
in the theater.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Go watch it.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
It's so awkward. You cannot deny bodylye. When Blake gets
asked a question, her answers are just kind of cringey,
and you just see Anna standard in the the fake course,
smile looking down a lot, like oh God, make it end,
And they say, Andrew, it's not not that Anna hates
Blake necessarily. I don't think they're friends. I don't think

(41:18):
they have a lot in comment. And I think she's
annoyed that all Blake stuff is overshadowing the promotion of
their movie and that's all anyone's talking about.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
And she doesn't want to be in the middle of
it either.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
So no, and I don't blame her.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Brian Latrelle from the Backstreet Boys is very, very proud
of his son. He auditioned for American Idol on Sunday
and you can be the judge what you think. This
is what he sounded like during his audition.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Yeah, he sounded a lot like his father. I'm definitely
not stalling, okay, and this is what to do?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
What to do him? It seems no crime is rat
six timeself to.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Now.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
We said, all right, he's a decent, average kind of
like a local bar type of singer.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
But dude, judges were like, this guy's better than a Dell.
It's crazy. I don't know. It weren't that intil they
were like, do we need ratings? Dude, you're awesome. Let's
do you to Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I mean they had Brian there, He's getting teary eyed.
I get it, but yeah, I think he sounds like, yeah,
like an average bar singer. Maybe he'll be even better
when they choose songs for him. But he did spoiler
make it to Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Good story though I guess it is.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
And you know what, that doesn't mean he'll make it
the whole way. But I thought it was fun. That's
your pop culture minute. It's brought to you by Ovo
Lasigan Lenz. We're gonna come.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Back with Histo really on kd WB.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
It'sbout time for Histo, true went Fallon and Colt.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
A couple of facts you never knew before. Yeah, I'm
straight out of the history books. Now you're I'm not
saying you're a dirty person like in real life, and
today's present depends.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I mean, we just if you missed it. I've revealed
I've never watched my water bottle once and apparently I'm
the only person in America, so someone argue, I am
pretty disgusting.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Actually, and I know you you would definitely lap this up.
You'd be taking everything you could.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
You would have so much justification to be so dirty
in the eighteen hundred's in the wild West, and you
would run with it.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
You would thrive with it, I.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Might actually blend in my current existence.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
They just dropped doing right now.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Yeah, obviously, full bass are rare because you know, water
there's no indoor plumbing. If you live by a river
a lake, you know it's all right. But people without
lakes usually bathed once at the month with.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah, I mean at some point I hear like people
who don't use the odorant, their body naturally kind of
stops breaking a little bit. But there's always going to
be a stink to you after a month.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
We could test that out if you want pass now,
when you did get enough bath water usually went from
the oldest to the youngest.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Okay, so fun fact, that wasn't the eighteen hundred. It's
literally our morning host Dave Ryan did that with his family.
He bathed in gray water because they were cheap and
didn't have money, and he was the last because he
was the youngest. Oh yeah, it's real gross. But it's
like actually like a thing of like not that like
long ago in generations it was still happening, not just

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the eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
By the way, I think Dave still implements that. And
it's also when these kids are going to close it
because Obviously you can't wash your clothes, so what do
they do.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
There's there's a new tactic that my wife would hate.
She would definitely be against it, with how much of
a German phobe she is.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I don't think you can be a German phobe with
the eighteen hundreds cult, that's a new new age thing.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Many believed in dry washing. Now what is dry washing?
Fallon and I had to guess.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
You just hang it on the line and let the
sun clean it.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
You take your hand and you just wipe it.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
You wipe the stench away, you wipe off the dirt,
you wipe off the sweat, and then you go about
your day with your hand.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Those are a brush. I've heard of dry brushing your skin.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
No, yeah, you just you wipe away the scent.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Now, I don't think that that's the thing that wipes away.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
See, there were crazy people like you back then. They
were like, yeah, this isn't working. So what they did
they used oils and animal fat all across their skin,
which means when you were out in the wilderness, you
were just waiting for a bear to come at you.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Okay, then beef tallow is having a moment again, what
is it called beef tallow.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
What is a beef tallow?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Isn't beef tallow like a fat, like a fat from
a beef cow.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
I don't know you brought it up, man.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I hate when you ask me questions about stuff I
bring up and I don't know any information.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Dandriff and lice were common also a lot of times.
What are those things called the fleas? Yeah, people just
have fleas all on their clothes and have.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Like frontline for people back then.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
But they said it was kind of like a two
for one bonus because then they could just eat the
fleas for the protein.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
And it was I don't believe that animal they can
step up fire people out on.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Yes, you are. You would eat the fleas and the
maggots and the light.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
And it was you never mentioned maggots. You just added maggots,
the toads, and the I don't like when you do
a histo. Really, you make it so Nasty's.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
Got a hold on lady.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Myself feels like the water.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Holes in them. I just died little mice.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I'm no longer in Minnesota. I'm on an African safari.
When I close my eyes, Welcome Mike, that's not Africa.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
I'm from Australia and he was visiting.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
N I want to go on one on one point
three Katie w b Animal Encounters Matt. I honestly think
it's funny because the past two mornings, my daughter, she's
five years old, her name's Olive. She's in the very
curious stage. She wants to see photos of things right
to understand it. So she came in yesterday morning and

(47:06):
she did it again this morning, and she woke me
up and she's like, mom, can you show me pictures
of venomous snakes? All right, so she knew she knew
about rattle snakes. And then I go, well, copra is
here venomous and she's like, those are the ones with
like the big.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Head, right.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I'm like yeah, And then we got cut off, we
had to go to swim. She comes in this morning, Mom,
can you show me more pictures of more venomous snakes.
I'm like, okay, I know me too, but this is
this is your animal encounter. Maybe you had a run
in with a venomous snake, maybe it was an alligator,
maybe it was just like a standard house cat. But

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it's funny or crazy that's what animal encounters are. They're
like stories that stick out in your mind. You you
pretty much don't forget them. You can call in with
yours at six five one nine eight nine kW B.
Tell us about your animal encounter.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
I got a little wine drunk. I like all sing
and I was at a work event. I was in
like my late twenties, at a work event and got
a little wine drunk, and then came home and decided
to continue get having a little more wine and.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Then get it.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Decided to go outside and have a cigarette. And while
I was doing that, I saw something rustling about in
the bushes and and I thought it was kind of
dark out. I thought it was a chinchilla.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Wait a minute, hold on, hold on Minnesota, right, I do.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
So you immediately went to chinchilla like you were at
a pet smart display.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yeah, it had a huge fluffy tail. I thought it.
I thought squirreled. But again, wine drunk. So I decided
to pet this animal, and I well, I tried to
get I got some food for it, and then I
was trying to feed it bit me. It bit me hard,

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and I was leading everywhere on my arm and I
so my boyfriend at the time had come home and
I was trying to explain to him what happened, and
he's like, what is going on? Like putting things in
the backyard. And so the next day he convinced me
that I had to go into urgent care. I couldn't

(49:24):
because I couldn't really articulate what had bit me. So
then I went into urgent care that I actually went
into the er. So that's where I had to go
because that's the only place that would have Brady's shots, okay,
And so I went in waited seven or eight hours.
I wasn't really a high priority obviously.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Why can't you just get on Amazon that accessible?

Speaker 2 (49:47):
And this was this was like ten twelve years ago,
I guess. So they had to stick the needle directly
in to the wound, you know, like when it's fresh,
and so that's what I had to do.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
You ever figure out what kind of the animal.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
It actually was?

Speaker 2 (50:02):
I most definitely did. It's a squirrel and there it is,
looking for dinner, looking for.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
How did you make up a squirrel on a chinchilla?
How big is this squirrel? How long did you wait
to get drunk after you got injured? Did you did
it like, because that would sober me up really quick.
I'd be like, right, I need to take a little break.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
No. I was bucked at it on the wedding the
next week and my hand was the size of a balloon.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Oh yeah, well you got to drink that.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Did you feed the squirrel or not?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
A second time I saw the squirrel of three weeks
later when it was knocking at my back door. Yeah, food,
And I'm like, there it is. What a big fluffy tail.
I'm like, that's it.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
What's your name, by the way, Sarah, Sarah.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
We love you.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Thank you for sharing this beautiful tail of the chinchilla.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
So good, so good of you.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
An animal encounter, please call and share it at six five.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
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Speaker 1 (50:53):
We got to eat your keyword your chance to win
your kinder clamar and scissor tickets Luthor. Text Luthor to
five three nine two one Katie w B. One, and
we're gonna come back, like I said, with more animal encounter.
It's gonna be a bat, could be a trout whatever.
Six one nine eight nine, Katie w B. It's one

(51:21):
oh one point three. Sorry, Katie w B. With Fallon
and Colt gonna play the one K word play high
with your name? My name is Tasha. Are you calling
for the one K wordplay? Who would you like to
partner with today? Who do you think you could match
forwards with me? Or Colt Salin?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Great choice, that's a great choice. All right, you go on,
get get out of here. Everybody loves you. Okay, Follen
has left the studio. I'm gonna give you a couple
of these words. You just tell them the first thing
that pops in your mind or the word you think
Foullin will say.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
First word is parallel universe. Oh good one. Okay. Next
word is taxi.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Cab door.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
It works, it works, pink.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Lady, alrighty foul in ox of free, get over here, Falcaccino, that's.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
The one we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Okay. How did my girl, Tasha do she?

Speaker 4 (52:32):
I think you're gonna meshal up.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
You're not making me in here?

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Okay. So the first word was parallel.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
There's only two possible things that come to my mind,
either parallel park or parallel universe. I'm gonna go universe, okay, Tasha,
he was out here like, oh, I think you will
match a boom.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
We're hot, we're fresh.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Taxi cab okay, next one door dash shut shut like
shutting the doors door shut.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
I was going too hard and too fast. I was
getting way too confident, and that's on me. I was
gonna say Knob would have been my second one, though,
so I still want to.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
The last word was pink.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I keep going pink pony now because of Pink Pony Club.
Pink Pony, That's what I thought. But pink lady, pink
lady lad grease, Oh Tasha, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
I did not win you the thousand pennies.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
That's alright.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
It was thank you for calling in. Have a great
day you two.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
One three kt W was found and colts. I live
in Saint Louis Park Flex house.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Well you you usually drop, but I thought i'd throw
it in there for you.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Okay, it's such an unusual flex.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Those parks a great area.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Yeah, it's great. There's how the houses are. Basically, if
I stick my arm out of my window, I can
touch you ors.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
That that part is true.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
So I have a Somebody just moved in on the
block and I related along with all my neighbors, except
this guy.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
I don't know if he's is he trying to show
off his body? It feels unnecessary.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
You're so insecure. I don't even have to hear this story.
I want to hear it, but you loost like he
wants to sleep with my wife. You are getting out
of hand. Out of hand, sir, What is he doing?
All the workouts up and down my sidewalk and people
are allowed to go outside like jollog or do anything,
and that means they're hitting on your wife and fronting

(54:48):
on you when you.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Go shirtless and forty degree weather showing off your six
pack and you're doing lunges in front of my house.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
The number of times you have said when you get abbs,
look out, our show is gonna be number one.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
You're gonna take over the world.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
If you got abs, you would never wear a shirt,
not even a forty degree.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Weather and like negative degree weather.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
You'd be like, I'd like, that's unnecessary, Like no, it's
not not I to show these abs off.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Not if just when.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Secondly, my apologies, dude, think about this. No, there's a
guy in front of your I'm insane, Thoise parks. If
you've never been a very condensed very It's basically like
he's five feet away from me doing lunges in front
of my window.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Why are you standing at the window watching?

Speaker 4 (55:31):
I can't look out my window.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
I just feel like.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
The windows all the time.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
I don't do a lot of looking out my window.
I feel like this is you being a reverse peeping tom.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Yeah, I'm gonna watch to make you uncomfortable enough to stop.
He's doing frog jumps the other day. I swear to
God he was doing the worm shirtless.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
No it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
You're such a lie to God.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
To be fair, I don't even like when someone parks
their car in front of my house. I'm like, who
do it here?

Speaker 5 (55:57):
So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
There were kids doing like some bikes. Probably I said,
drug deals and take the riding scooters.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Calm down.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
But I was like, I don't know, it feels like
drug deals are going down. So yeah, I may I
get a little judge, I don't. I guess I'm trying
to put myself in your shoes. If it was like
a super hot girl with the six pack and she
was just doing like you claim, worm the worm out
in front of the house, I don't think.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Maybe she was on drugs. Yeah, maybe I'm no this guy.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
I'm just trying to sit in my coffee look out
the window, and you're doing high knees three feet away
from me.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
It just feels like, go in the alley, go in
the back, go in your garage.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I don't think you have a little crush there. Feels
like there's some sexual tension there.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Name is John. His eyes are awesome.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
Okay, right now, today's trending with fellon and cold on
one on one Katie w b.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Okay, now, what's gonna happen with TikTok?

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Because I know people will freak out before they've got
like a little extension. And the extension ends, by the way,
the beginning of April, and it looks like they'ld just
to another one. I guess they'll just keep extending it
to they can figure out a deal. Uh that's all
it says, basically, because they're still negotiating.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
I don't I just wish someone could just go in
and be like, chill, that a chill, and then.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
It's like that's such a bizarre request.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
I feel like if.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Every okay, if you're a president, right, yeah, you should
get one chill Daddy, chill per quarter. I feel like, like, dude,
we're gonna ban tich talk boom chill for yeah, Max back, Okay.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Okay, keep workshopping. They this is exciting you.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
They announced the new season, which is supposed to be
the final season of You, is officially returning fifth season
April twenty fourth.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
I have been I feel like I have been in
a land of blessings with the amount of television I've
had lately.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
You know that's what sucks.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Like just when I'm about to delete Netflix or get
rid of it on subscribe, it's like they just dropped.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Why would you get rid of Netflix?

Speaker 5 (57:52):
It's like the easiest one to keep.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Well, I don't know, I just feel there's nothing there. Dude.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
We started the show with you saying you spend sixteen
hundred dollars a month on groceries, cut back a cub
of blueberries, and keep your Netflix.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
I need my avocattis.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Oh, I know you do. Watch if you want to
go watch our most watched trending viral video of all time.
It's it's pinned on our reels page, fallon f a
Elien and cult number one top video. I have pinned
about avocados, and it makes sense that daddy needs needs
his what Avocatis's.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Four million views and about three hundred thousand people saying
I'm interested to men.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Just you go watch that makes sense?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Just a specific part also up there, by the way,
we did post a video earlier of this girl running
track and just bashing another This is high school. It's
bashing another girl's head in with a baton and about
laughing at it because she got a legit concussion.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
She's like, basically, I've tripped and failed. No, you did not.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
You actively hit the girl. And the had a track
coach texted in earlier because you asked the question, aren't
paton's pretty light? And I said yeah, but I think
if you hit anyone that had hard enough with something
it was the light, it could hurt them. And the
woman was like, dude, I'm a track coach. She texted
in earlier, batons are super light, Like what the heck?
And I go, yeah, she must have really bashed her
head in terrible.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
If you think you're like an overreactor, that is that
next level

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Right there, next level, that is your trend