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Speaker 1 (00:04):
One O one point three k d w B. We're
fallon and Cult.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Now.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
The crazy thing is we're immediately starting our show playing
a Tate McCray song, and you know we're still doing
two for Tate, which means if the next song we
play is Tate mc cray, you have to leave a
talk back on the iHeartRadio app to enter to win tickets.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Okay, should we find out?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
We gotta find out. We got it? Is it is?
It is? It?

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Is?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
It gonna be herd?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Should I play it? Should we see?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh my god? What are you doing? Stops talking?

Speaker 6 (00:37):
Oh man, crazy, get wild, let's party, get loud.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
If you want to have, going to do something. If
you want to have, going to do something.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Ronny run, if you want to have. This has nothing
to do with Jersey Shore. Don't worry.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
It's Fallin and Cult. One O one point three k
d w B. We're crashing out.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Though, Yeah, I want your three.

Speaker 6 (01:03):
We're gonna go back to back five three, nine to
one of the text line five through nine to one.
Who has the most valid reasons to crash out? Found
you give me three, I'll give you three. Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Is this are we making these up?

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Or is it anything, anything, okay, valid validies just crash
out and go crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, my kid is just like not listening. You're running late.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
They won't put their clothes on, they want to eat
their breakfast. They won't want you brush, they won't do anything.
There's dragon ass making you late. In boat little brats
get yep, valid, thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:37):
What about this Going into a business and standing at
the cash register for help or to check out, but
the clerk ignores you completely and continues a personal conversation
with the other worker.

Speaker 7 (01:49):
Check me out?

Speaker 8 (01:51):
I am here?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Am I a ghost? Can you see me? Did I dine?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
And no?

Speaker 6 (01:56):
I'm not trying to steal these Reese's pieces, but if
you don't help me, I'm walking out with them.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Boom boom.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
The time is two am. Oh no, you are awoken
in bed. You haven't had sleep, you're so tired. It's
your dog and or cat vomiting on your bedding. They're
vomiting on the bedding.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You're like no, no, no, no, no, no no no no.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
You try to think when you jump up quick and
grab and go put on some kind of tile or
hardwood floor. But it's too late. Now you can't sleep
in this bed. You gotta change your bedding.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Okay, speaking about that, when you're trying to put your
kid to sleep and then for some reason your three
cats act like it's a witching hour run around.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Well, I do you think part of that's owner's fault
for having.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Them got shut stubbing your toe?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
No, when you win media crash, I don't even need
another one. You immediately win with stubbing a toe.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
Hey, what's your crash out? What's the last thing you
crashed out? Minor thing you crashed out about?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Five?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Three nine?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Grass out this morning? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I'm out always.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
I had to force myself to not cry on the
way to the TV show because I already had my
makeup on for the TV show because of how many
times I crashed out this morning.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
And that's a crash out right there.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
And storm last night I saw a ton of friends
posting branches down on their houses or garages. The thing
with true north roofing. They're not gonna come knocking on
your door a because it's rude, like no one likes
an uninvited visitor.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
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talking reasons to.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Just crash out.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Colt he had a couple stuff in your toe and
this person agrees. When you're rushing around trying to get
out the door and Jesus in the form of a
door handle snatches you by the pocket.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Immedia crash out.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
I've had it, having so many times with a purse
strap too. I'm like and then it like jerks you bat,
you're that door.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
For me, it's always one of my hands are full
of something. It's like, just stop it, and then you
try to push through and keep walking.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
No, no, okay, Look I have these like I wear
these cargo pants and they have little bungies at the bottle.
I was I was hiking full speed and it got
caught in like a little piece.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Of wood on the path. I was like, oh my god,
I flew forward.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Everyone thought I was being killed, and then they roiled
it with my stupid bungee cord catching stupid crash. Next tax,
my sister got woken up in the middle of the
night last week to one of her cats fully peeing
on her. If the cat's doing that, I think it
probably has like some kind of bladder infection or uti,

(05:07):
because cat usually will do.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
That when they're trying to tell you something.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
The worst part about having a cat is realizing you
have fifteen more years with a cat.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
You have three bro and you thought one was going
to pass, so you got like two more and then
the other one didn't pass.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah, it's a lot having seven cats.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
It's a lot. Next text, my dog ate my favorite candy.
So I punched a wall when I was hormonal.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Lol, that's valid.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
This body.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
This text says when you're already frustrated moving around aggressively
and then you jam your toe or your finger or
your body into something, absolutely crash out.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
You're always shuffling around quickly and then boom, you hit
your toe mother.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Here we go house developers tearing down beautiful old old
homes to make a loaf of bread looking modern home.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Please, I want to live in a pretty hug like.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
A toaster to some of those modern homes.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
I'll be honest, it's about time for Histo truly when
fallon and Okay, I think you would excel at this job.
I think this would be perfect for you if you
were living back in the day when King Henry the
Eighth of England.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Okay, everyone knows King Henry the eighth was the craziest.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
What did you have like a million wives? And like
didn't do some crazy things.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
He's probably do some crazy things.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
But let's say, Okay, you're hard up for money, dude,
You're like, you know what, I work for a guy
like King Henry the Eighth of England and I just
whatever he wants me to do. Sure, fine, So he
hired four men he had six marriages, four men who
regularly checked his bowel movements anytime.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Why would this be my perfect job? Can I just
pause real quick? Why when you read about someone checking
the king's bowel movements, did you think to yourself, you
know who sold food?

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Because you're diligent and you're organized. Nothing gets by you.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
I do like that, but I'm not gonna let you
gaslight me to check in someone's stool.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
You're attentive, you're there when somebody calls you.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
You don't know, not anymore.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Slowly, my brain power I've had. I've had to spend
too much time reminding other people of things. My brain
is gone. I forgot my purse today.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
So here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
They were appropriately called grooms of the King's Stool, and
all of them were eventually knighted.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Rooms of the King's Stool.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Come on, at least give it a code name so
people don't know your poop systed.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Come on, my god, Wait, what were they looking for?

Speaker 6 (07:41):
If you're looking for anything, if it was abnormal, they
would just be like looking for anything if it was discolored.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Abnormal was one Chipotle bowl away from an abnormal poop.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
That doesn't mean he needs to go to the hospital.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
We don't know that back that era, you know what
I mean, It's just like you're checking it. How How
do you know how.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
People's jobs get to their head and they go home.
They're like, you don't even know what I deal with?
That word what I put up with valid. If you're
doing that, you can't say that statement.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
You can't even be like, oh, I had to clean
so many rooms and floors, Jennifer, I literally was sifting
the King's stool today. Don't talk to me about how
dirty the floors were.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
So true.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
You imagine someone that time being named Jennifer. That's the
funniest part.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
It would be pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
One oh one point three k d w B.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Who is Katy Perry already moved on to It's gonna
be very surprising, and we're talking about it.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Next in the pop Culture Minute.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
It is not like a typical celebrity, by the way,
and she and Orlando Bloom just split up like a
month ago, so it's.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Kind of wild.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
She's already out dining having lobster with the guy. But yeah,
we're talking about that next on kd w B.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
In the pop Culture Minute with selling and.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Cult on one on one point three kd WB Katie Perry.
She is, as some would say, a firework, a plastic
bag drifting through the wind. She wants to start again,
and she is.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
I know that she recently split with legalists and they
do their meetups to exchange the children or the child
on yachts.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
I was literally they did not they went on a
yacht together because they're rich celebrities, because.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
They're co parenting.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Transfer to child.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
She just got lobster in Canada with the former prime
minister Justin Trudeau. And remember he's like the one that
everyone always thinks is really cute. Now her people are like,
they're just friends. Yeah, that's weird. Never seen them hang
out as friends before. It just feels interesting and they're
getting lobster. Lobster is not a friend date meal now.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Our friend of the show Ted, he is.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
He is a diehard when it comes to platonic relationships,
like you can.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Have me talk about Oh he's okay, Yeah, he's like
a diehard.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Yeah he's He's had plenty of Ted talks about that
where he's like, listen, men and women, they can they
can be friends.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Now.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
To your point, though, I don't if you're spending days
with a person. In one of those days you're getting lobster,
you're wanting to dine. That's I don't know, honey, I
don't know if it's patonic.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I don't think it is.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Also diving into other kind of funny scandal Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I saw this like yesterday. Everyone's like losing their mind.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
She has a new American Eagle Jeans advertisement. Let me,
they're losing their mind for many reasons, but it's mostly
how she's speaking in this ad.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Here's an example. You see what I did there.

Speaker 9 (10:42):
Jans are passed on from parents to offspring, often determining
traits like her color, personality, and even eye color. My
jeans are blue?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Why is she talking like that?

Speaker 8 (10:55):
Jeans?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
She's hot? She didn't have to like try to sound hot.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
I jeans are awesome, like like curd like color.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
My jeans are blue?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Dug Even Doja Cat is now ripping her online, saying
her ad is honkey, don kill billy trash, like calm down,
just mocking her, like yeah yeah, so anyway, very chill,
very cool.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Tom Cruise is in the news.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Why well, he's been linked to dating on a day
armist right smoking hot. You know who she is, Google
or you'll immediately know she is. She's beautiful, she's stunning.
She is the moment.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Oh she's not, she's just but anyway, they've been older.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
We're going to a movie together because he's way older,
like she's still Tom Cruise. They are officially holding hands,
and she officially liked a post that said Nicole Kidman's lying,
She's definitely had plastic surgery Nicole Kidmen's xxx. But it's
just so funny, like celebrities but liking posts, people immediately notice,
why would you like it?

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
I love what Tom Cruise does with his relationships where
he has his publicist.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
And like, man, he'll do the breaking up for them.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
You know that we talk about, Well, if he wants
to end a relationship, he doesn't tell the person, he
just has the manager hit them and he's like, hey, yeah,
you're not dating Tom anymore?

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Like what? The one thing about Tom Cruise is he's
known for gifting these coconut cakes to everyone. I want
a coconut cake so bad. They're like expensive coconut cakes.
Anyone's ever worked with them. They get a coconut cake
at Christmas. From that, I want it.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
One more thing.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I watched the craziest movie last night, Colt, and you
would love it because you're so crazy.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
It's called I Love You Forever on HBO. Have you
seen it? It's written by like Kazzie David and also
Diablo Codius producer.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
She's from here, who did Juno? The Kazzie David is
Larry David's daughter. She's like the lead in it. But
it's basically this girl starts dating this guy. He seems
so perfect, like rents out a restaurant for It's going
so well for four months, and then she's in class
one day and she looks at her phone has like
one hundred miss calls. Turns out he's crazy, and it
becomes like he's not like killer crazy, Like it becomes

(13:06):
the most toxic relationship. Yeah, but then she kind of
is too because she's like doesn't want Tom to believe her,
so then it becomes the most toxic relationship.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Kind of. But it's Jake and I.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
When we laughed a lot, it was kind of funny,
like when they'd have like crash out moments.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
So anyway, I love you forever.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
If you're looking for something a little crazy Tonight on
the Tube, thanks for HBO. You're welcome, babe, Thanks my God.
One on one point three, k D W b wor
Fallon and Colts. Anyone listening who has a perfect sandwich
they make? Oh yeah, I have like kind of one

(13:45):
that I really like.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Okay, I'll do. Don't freak out, but i'll do.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Like some kind of cheese, like a havardi, a turkey, okay,
very thin apple slices, a arugula. Yes, some people say
I'm crazy. I don't have to say right, And like
a Dijon mustard. It is delightful.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Now now what you do? You get two white pieces
of bread, okay, white like that?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Ever again, you get some chatter tea, say the h
in the white.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
You get turkey, ham, roast, beef.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
You're making a club sand.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
A little bit of salami.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
So you're making a meat lovers.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Add on some salmon, Take some doris. Put those on top.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
How would you put salmon? Are you talking about like
a salmon filet?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
It takes some more cheddar. Put that on top.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
Another piece of bread, okay, same thing, Double it up, stack.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
It up, boom.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
You couldn't even put your mouth around it, almost of
your fat mouth.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
I like it just the way I like it.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
So I've heard my husband loves to do a peeb
and J with three pieces of bread. He toasts one
for the center. So there's a tiny bit of crunch
in between. What you think about that.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
He just keeps getting better and better.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
He's so hot. So anyway, basically, cultnar.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Is fat and we'd love to learn about your perfect sandwich.
Anyone listening who's a.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Big fan of dinosaurs. Kids are the ones to get
all the.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Listen because because kids always, because every kid goes through
a dinosaur phase.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Kids, every kid does.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
It doesn't matter boy or girl, that's the one universal
thing they're out here. But there are adults out there
who beloving dinos.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, and it's just so, what what's your favorite kind?
Is it? If you say the name wrong again, but diplodocus.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
The pustus, whatever the data, the tit.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Or if you made a purchase you immediately regretted. I
do it almost every.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Time I or anytime I've ordered anything on TikTok shop
has been the biggest mistake of my life.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
I thought it was I thought getting a jeep wrangler
was cool, till everything.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
On TikTok shop is completely looks nothing like the photo
it is. It takes you don't ever know when it's coming.
It doesn't tell you. It's crazy, it's stupid. Don't buy
anything for TikTok shop.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Also, no hate to forever twenty one, right.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
They want bankrupt? What do you mean they're open anymore?
What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (16:07):
Twenty one and Forever twenty one stood for twenty one
minutes because there's a tear, there's a rippin. It's all
over the nose, it's going downhill.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
We'll maybe bi a size that fits, bend over and
rip those panties. Anyone listening who call six five one
nine eight nine, Katiewb. Anyone listening who has a perfect
sandwich they make big fan of Dinos or made a
purchase you immediately regret it. We want to hear from you.
You can also text in five three nine two one,
but we'd rather you call.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Love you.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
One on one point three, Katiewb. We're fouling and cult
and we're doing Anyone listening who don't forget throughout our
whole show. If you hear two Tate McCray songs back
to back, you can win tickets to a show, So
keep be listening for that another show. I apprecure the
show sold out, which is crazy good for her. Anyone
listening who has a perfect sandwich they make is a
big fan of Dinos. It's not just for kids or

(16:58):
you made a purchase. You immediate regretted. We got this
text favorite dinosaur obviously Dino nugs, and someone was gonna
say it, my husband makes a ridiculous sandwich with curry
chicken salad, bread and butter, pickles, sharp cheddar and a
slice of salami.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
That sounds so good.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Next text perfect sandwich, toasted white bread, thick sliced baloney,
toastedo chips.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Is there a dressing in there?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Sounds dry?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Here we go, they say, I also take I take
two pieces of sour dough bread. I make a peb
and j but a panini press itto. Here's the go
to sandwich is summer from this person tower Italian bread,
perscudo and salami, pesto, thin slices of parmesan olives and
chef's kiss.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Thank you, thank you for that.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Okay, This person that they went to the shine Down
concert last night, so they don't have a voice, they
can't call in. But their sandwich is a French bread
with garlic herbs, bread than roast beef, pepperoni, salami, peppers, onions,
toasted and add whatever cheese and toasted for like one
more minute.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
The garlic herb spread is where it's which category do
you fall into?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
The sandwich and the immediate regrets of a purchase.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Okay, let's start with that. What did you purchase and
immediately regret?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
When I was on my family took up a cruise
to Alaska in June. Okay, I got a pair of
earrings for nine and ninety five dollars, immediate regret, return
them before leaving.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Wait did you were you just like on the cruise
high and you're like, I'm balling, I can get theses.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
They're stunning.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
And then you walked away and you were like, well,
who am I? What am I thinking?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Exactly? I'm like, no, Then I found a pair for
twenty bucks.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
Yeah, you can't be spending that amount of money. I
spent a ridiculous not Okay, I spent like four hundred
dollars on earrings for my wife wants flex. She literally
lost them within two weeks, and I was like, it's
not if you can't even tell if they're reel or not,
that's a lot.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
I'm just going target twenty dollars from.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Hearing out glasses. I won't spend a lot of money
on sunglasses. I gotta know what your sandwich is.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Peanut butter atla and marshmallow flop.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Helly, yeah, I got that's not even a sandwich that point,
that's just a dessert.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
That is.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
All right, cult too far? Thank you for calling?

Speaker 9 (19:18):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Which category do you fall.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Into a purchase?

Speaker 10 (19:21):
I'm immediately regretted.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh no, what was it?

Speaker 10 (19:24):
It was I cream. That's a twitting counter.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Oh how much was it?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
No?

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah, okay, what does an I cream and what does
it do?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
It's supposed to help your guys?

Speaker 10 (19:36):
Well, so yeah, well it's like, you know, wrinkles. I guess.
I went to the counter with my daughter. So she's
a teenager and wanted some makeup, and so while she
was getting hers, the sales just came at me and
it's like, you know, you could really use this cream.
And somehow I got completely caught up in the sales.

Speaker 8 (19:56):
Of it all.

Speaker 10 (19:57):
And I couldn't say this older woman, I mean, she
was so good, you can tell it for years, And
before I knew it, I was buying a fifty dollars.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
A minute.

Speaker 10 (20:10):
The minute we walked away, I looked at my.

Speaker 8 (20:12):
Daughter and I said, why did I just buy that?

Speaker 6 (20:16):
Got you?

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Oh my god, you're prone to cult, so you got
to keep an eye out.

Speaker 10 (20:22):
I know it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
One on one point three Katie w B. Were fouling
and cult still waiting to play two tat McCray songs
back to back. We haven't done this in a while,
but it's a lot of fun. You're gonna die now
that that's not the fun part. You have to choose
your own adventure though, how is it going to go down?
We choose two animals. In the past, it's been like
death by a whil death by tiger, whatever that may be.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
You will find out after the oh oh was this song?
Is this? Is this a song?

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Fine alone?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
One on one point three kd WB. We're foulling a
cult here we go, choose your on a venture cult.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
You're gonna die.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
There's no choice in the matter of living. Can't survive.
This isn't a survival tactic. Okay, you get to choose.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Do you die?

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Via Honey Badger, which, by the way, Hunter Badgers, I've
watched so many like shows like nothing can kill them,
like they're so they nothing can.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Kill them pretty much.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Badgers don't care.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Or a blue Marlin.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Now.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Fun fact, I didn't know this, but when I was
looking them up they can. They can get it to
like two hundred plus pounds. Okay, Blue Marlin, Yeah, they
are thick fish. They're club I saw a video unless
it was AI, of someone catching a two hundred pounder
could have an AI didn't do deep research on that,
but I'm pretty sure they're pretty large. So quick googling,

(21:57):
I have how you would actually die already pulled up
on my computer. Unit is use your mental logic. Quit
reading your computer, and I'm gonna reading your computer.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
You're gonna die, though.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Just pick one and explain why.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Well.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
I feel like blue Martin. I feel like a blue
Marlin because it'd be a little slippery.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
It'd be like you.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Want it slippery. You want your death to be slippery slippery.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
I feel like a honey badger. I'm gonna get dirt
in my eyes and that's annoying. At least I can
maybe suffocate to death with the blue Merlin. Like maybe
the blue Merlin. Maybe I could wrestle it.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
And it's Marlin. I think Merlin is the way.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Merlin for sure.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
If I got a blue Merlin and I got on
its back and I was why I was choking it
out for a minute, maybe it could like take.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Like again, zoom.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Around see from not about you surviving?

Speaker 6 (22:46):
No, no, no, but I think I have fun on the
way out because it could like this is around for
a minute, almost like I'm water skiing, just without the
skis on a blue Merlin.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
About a year ago, I used the same tactic and
when I chose the pterodactyl, but i'd get a fun
little flo light first.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, and you ripped me to shred ridiculous. That's so stupid.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
And now you're literally ripping me off. But you're doing
the C version.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
I'm telling you it would be fun.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Okay, well just you know if it was like a
blue Marlin. We're talking, they have like the souper. They
basically have swords for faces. Okay, you're gonna getting paled,
You're gonna get lacerations, Blunt force trauma is most likely happening,
and definitely drowning with a honey badger. They're gonna go
straight for your privates.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
They're going straight.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah, they know they have they have the same ps
I like bite as a domestic dog, and they're going
straight to inflict a deep bite wound in your areas.
They're going for your neck, They're going for your genitals.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
What what the hell?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Relentless in their attacks, no backing down.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Bro, I'm not your step dad. Why are you so
mad at me?

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Why are you coming for them? That's why they did it.
So now do you want to change your mind?

Speaker 9 (23:54):
Now?

Speaker 6 (23:55):
I think I'm still good Marlin?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Gotcha? Right?

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Cool? Well there you chose your adventure.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Appreciate you, bro.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Today's trending with Felon and Colt on one on one
d w B.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Brought to you by True North Roofing. You can find
them at call the Shingle Ladies dot com. Okay, the
biggest trending story is going down here in Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
This is crazy.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
A cyber attack has severely impacted the city of Saint Paul,
prompting Mayor Melvin Carter to declare a local state of emergency.
Governor Tim Walls activated the Minnesota National Guard on Tuesday
to assist with the response efforts. The incidents scale exceeded
the city's resources, leading the mayor to request the Guard's
specialized cyber protection assets. So while critical emergency services like

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nine to one one remain functional, main city online services
and internal systems are temporarily unavailable as officials work to
restore operations.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
Okay, two things on that. One crazy, how good you
are at reading? You to have one trip up? That
was actually insane. I can't even read it. Chill them
this book without getting tripped up, right, thank you? Last,
not least, what so is my information like if I
live there, my information is like safe, but it's like
primarily the government websites and stuff.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
I believe that's the case.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
But I don't know if it goes deeper than that,
because obviously your information should be within government websites.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Right, but I don't know how that works.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I don't know all the details of that. I do
know that we had obviously big storms last night. Another thing,
lots of houses still without power, which is absolutely wild.
So yeah, maybe let's go on to something that's a
little less down zas. Okay, Okay, here we go. A
lot of people are spending Oh this isn't happy. A
lot of people are spending so much time online. They're saying. Now,

(25:36):
the average American is spending more than ten hours a
day online. Here's how it breaks down. Five hours are
spent streaming shows, with another five hours spent working, scrolling
and shopping.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
God five wait, five hours streaming shows. That's crazy.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
I feel a bad when I sit down for like
an hour and a half two hours.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
That's how long I give it max on weekdays, But
on weekend I can usually give it longer because we
stay up later.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Got you.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
But I feel like I usually get to watch one
of my stories or one movie at night and that's it.
And usually it's not a movie because Jake will be like,
it's already eight thirty, we're not starting a movie.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
I'm like, you're right.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
I know one of my friends out work, he rips
movies on TikTok. He'll go like part twenty, movie part one,
part two, Like literally, there's so illegal, but I mean
there's a lot of them out there, and he just
says on the yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
We talked to yesterday about French friends. Liked you're like
a friend on the outside. Well, now there's a new
study that says five friends is all. You actually need
five good friends, and those with three close friends weren't
as happy, so you need five.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Having five close friends, it says, gives you more peace
of mind.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
It's the feeling that there's always someone there you can
call and count on.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Okay, so call you have me? Yeah, your wife.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
I'm just not a codependent school. I'm a lone wolf.
I'm out here doing it alone.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
I don't need need anybuddy and my wife. Oh I
call five friends. Feel good?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
That's your trending. Can you move on now?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (27:02):
Here's the thing though, No, Tate McCray, what about her?
We just played a Tat mcray song.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Oh my gosh, you're right.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I was just yep, yep, and everyone's like, shut up, fallon,
play another Tate McCray song.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
That yeah, will we if we play another Tae McCray song,
You got a chance to win, take us to our show,
So just do it. Then it's not McCray. But here's
the thing. Keep an eye out, keep you never know,
you ever know what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
What's gonna happen. It's one O one point three kd WB.
We're Foulin and cult.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Check out what's going down at the Minnesota Twins games. Okay,
first of all, I'm actually going to be there tomorrow because, uh,
the TV show, I do the Jason Show.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
We're doing our show live from the Twins game.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Oh so cool.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
So tomorrow we're doing that, which is really cool.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
But on Friday, August eighth, you can watch the Minnesota
Twins take on the Kansas City Royals and stay to
enjoy post game fireworks.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
So they're gonna have post which is really like that.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
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slash tickets and all season like. For single game tickets,
use fallon twenty five f A l e N twenty
five to get twenty five percent off of your tickets.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
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Speaker 3 (28:13):
School pop Quiz now, which means you have a chance
to win a four pack of tickets at six.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Five, one nine eight nine katiew b.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
What we do is we ask you some trivia questions
and if you get the most correct, you win the tickets.
It's like a four pack, which is pretty awesome. So
you can take you can take a few friends, obviously
you know you could take. You can take your kins,
your choice, stealer's choice. All right, let's grab our contestants. Karen,
just oh, here we go, bet them go on some
one already on, just tell me, I can't Hi, what's

(28:44):
your name?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Nailed it?

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (28:48):
What is it mackenzie.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Okay, great McKenzie, and let's get your opponent on.

Speaker 11 (28:53):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
What's your name?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Cayley, Kaylee and McKenzie. You are competing today, Gret coralations.
You made it this far. You're one step closer to
winning a four pack of tickets. So I'm going to
ask you trivia. If you know the answer, chime in
with your name, and whoever gets the most correct wins.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Okay, are you ready?

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Oh ready?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Question number one? How many signs are there in the zodiac?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Mackenzie, Yes, Mackenzie, twelve, that's right.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Question number two, what are the two fruit juices in
a Cosmopolitan?

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Kaylee? Mackenzie, Kaylee, orange juice and apple juice?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Not orange juice and apple juice, Kayley, or sorry Mackenzie.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Cranberry and grapefruit.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
You got half right. It's cranberry and lime. Shoot, all right.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Our next question is what object is said to bring
bad luck if it is broken? McKenzie. Yes, Mackenzie, a mirror.
That is correct. McKenzie.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Congratulations, you got yourself a four pack of Twins tickets.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Thank you so much for playing, Kaylee McKenzie. Have so
much fun at the game. We do our Summer School
pop Quiz every day, So tomorrow will do another Summer
School Popquaz with another four pack of tickets.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
And also when we come back, I have.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Something I want to pitch.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
Neil the grass Tyson said something and it's irked me
ever since. It's jarring, and we'll address it in two songs.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Okay, kid.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Now I know I get it. It's one on one
point three Katie WB with Found and Colts. I understand.
I say a lot of dumb stuff. I'm not unaware
of this fun dumb.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
It's just crazy.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
We'll text in.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
They're like, hopefully Colt's not as stupid as he sounds.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
That is a tax weaper. I was like to deny it,
but it isn't.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
What I am the best me I can be with
what I had the resources around me as a child.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, Michigan school system got.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
It, dude. Can you understand how it could be so worse?

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Right? Now?

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Here's thing.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
I think history's faked, not all of it, not all
of history, but I feel like it's crazy. Guess work.
Neil de grass Tyson. I'm on a TikTok watch and
he's talking about Caveman.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
I'm sure some I'm sure some stories there have been
some liberties taken.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
He's like, the average lifespan of a caveman thirty years.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
How longer than I expected.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
But I want to.

Speaker 6 (31:23):
Know what were you there? What was were people writing
on an Excel spreadsheet?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Back?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
The average lifespan is thirty years. They can easily look
at bones and be able to tell how long?

Speaker 5 (31:34):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Were they writing on a spreadsheet and you firsall didn't
have it, They didn't have a typewriter.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
They were doing a cave drawn you.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
That's what I'm saying, Like, can you look at a bone?

Speaker 10 (31:42):
Though?

Speaker 6 (31:42):
I mean, how much has that deteriorated through tens of
thousands of years where you're like you just look at
a bone and be like, yeah, that's number one.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I need you to pull back on your teas the
way you just hit the tea so hard about this
and the piece. Pull back on the teas and the piece, please, okay,
calm down. You're crashing out over the craziest thing.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
How can you say with that much conviction?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Because there have been people who historians who collect this information,
they write it down before they could write, they were
sharing tales. Do I think things have been exaggerated. Sure,
I think that they were. Probably like some guy was like,
make sure you say look, I was well hung you
know what I'm saying, Like some king was saying that,
and this guy's like, yeah, yeah, I got you.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, someone want some woman like me.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
If I was talking to a historian, I'd be like, hey,
make me seem like a little bit less crazy. I
got an image to protect, and they'd be like, for sure,
for sure, yeah. I just like, I just want like
the public perception to be that I'm cool and chill
when I'm actually not.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, kind of things.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
But I do think what you're saying is why people
text in about you.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
Probably listen, I'm just asking the questions and nobody else is.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I think we had the answer to ask the question
with the answer.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
One oh one point three kd WB's time for normal
or Nope? What do you do that's weird? Like, be honest,
you do something you know it's kind of like, I
don't know, I shouldn't be doing this. Try and stop me, though,
we'll judge it. You say, hey, Balan cult I do
this or my partner does a lot of people put
it on their partner normal or nope, Like we got

(33:23):
one uh in our DMS actually, and the girl was like, hey,
normal or nope to share a razor with your partner.
Now we'll break into that when we come back with normal.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Or note normal or nope on one on one point
three kd W B.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Look, I know that, like a lot of the things
that Colt and I do are not technically normal and
the but we're the ones judging this.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
You know, so you take it with a grain of salt.
But then the first text we get in it is
just like a text I'm not gonna be able to unsee.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
And I don't know why someone would even wonder if
this is normal or not. But I also know people
do it because it's something I've seen before, not in person,
not in person, and I've admitted to many of gross things.
I am someone who openly peas in the shower. I've
said it since day one. I'm not ashamed of it.
My husband does not.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
He thinks it's disgusting. Normal or nope.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
We get on the text line at five three nine,
two to one. I sometimes go number two in the shower.
I push it down the drain with my feet, but
I still clean my feet after, can you.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Say it one more time?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Normal or nope?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
I sometimes go number two in the shower and push
it down the drain with my feet, but I still
clean my feet after.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
On the count of three, one, two, three, No, What
is why? In the what now?

Speaker 4 (34:53):
There's a couple of takeaways here.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
One interesting that Colt would say nope, because when I
first read it off the air, He's.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Like, okic might be innovative. Think of all the toilet
paper you're.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Here's the pros you are saving on toilet paper. You're
you're skipping a step, You're just there, you're doing it.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I you don't have to do that.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
I have a solution. I have a solution. I have
a solution to still save toilet paper. I would even
let it slide use of bad use. I would even
let it slide. If you go to the toilet toilets
always next to the shower, obviously, and you run quickly
to the shower.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I still don't think that's ideal.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
But I would at least approve of that, because it's
kind of like a bidet. More, some would argue, what's
the difference, Well, that drain isn't meant for your sewage, right,
but I guess I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Maybe it all goes the exact same spot. I hate it.
I hate it.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Hey, here's the thing. Yeah, here's the thing you're discussing.
You need to know.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
No, way too far. That's way too far.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
So you are disgusting. Also, what is it? You can't
I don't care how.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Oh my god, there's a name for it. There's a
name for it. We have multiple texts. They call it
the waffle stop.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I'm dead by life.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Push down with your feet the waffle normal enough. That
has to smell. Yeah, your feet. I don't care how
many loof as you throw on that thing. Your feet
gotta be.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I just I don't.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Found thrown up in the corner scandal it the waffle stop.
A man, waffles are so good.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
So they used to be, they used to be. All right,
we have to take a quick mental cleansing break.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
No, I will never No, you do it. You're right,
I won't. I have no interest. We're gonna come back.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
We're gonna do Jesse Murph chaboozie and then another round
of hope hopefully much clean, cleaner, Okay, normal, Nope.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
Yes, normal or nope.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
On one kt w.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
B we have never done normal.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Hope on a Tuesday at four o'clock, I officially dubnyone
who listens to our show on Tuesdays at four o'clock
the most unhinged people of all time. If you missed
browned one of normal or note someone posted normal or
note I sometimes go number two in the shower and

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push you down the drain with my feet, but I
still clean my feet after to which we learned via
text at five three nine two one, that is called
the waffle stomp. I never wanted to know that. Now
you that's enough beause I don't wost flax you too.
Next got this text, my sister made up a rumor

(37:36):
that I proved in the shower because she saw meme
about it and thought it was hilarious. And now my
family nickname is a shower crapper or waffle stomper.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I'm such a sister thing to do.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Tell the whole family you did that, Man's like, just
lean into it.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
You got to divorce your family at some point.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
Also, man, if you do that, though I know we
just talked about it, but.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I was with your pants over there. Your hands are
like in your pants?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Are they really?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Why are you checking it out? My eyes are appearing, your.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Hand keeps moving around, and it makes me think that
you might be just like this other person that texted it.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Don't get the heat off the stop waffle stoppers.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Oh no, no, honey, this one I think is one
from you after seeing your hands fidgety over there.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Okay, normal or no?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
I often use anything with a mild sharp edge.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
God, I often use anything with a mild sharp edge,
like a credit card, remote, battery cover or a dull
pul dull pocket knife. Scratch my genitals?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Why this is what I'm talking about?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Who are you listening to this show right now?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
What is happening?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
It's Tuesday at four o'clock Friday.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Some while it says normal or no order buffalo wild wings. Yes,
go out on the pool, put ranch in your belly
button and enjoy the day.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Okay, I have to you know better. Have you over
stuck your finger deep in your belly button? How rank
that is? And you're going to be dipping your buffalo?
I know you're messing. I know they're not even serious.
I think I have to cancel normal or Nope. On
Tuesdays at four o'clock, I usually oh, no, this person.
So they don't use their feet, so it's not a stomp.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
They use their.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Hands in the shower, but I usually wash my hands,
so what that doesn't usually not always?

Speaker 4 (39:37):
All right, I'm going at some point if you're going
to be about to be about it, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
They're owning it. They are owning that. So anyway we're
going to come together.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
We're going to discuss if we continue doing normal or
nope on Tuesdays at four o'clock and we will ric
mean next Tuesday with our decision.

Speaker 7 (39:54):
The it's the Pop Culture Minute with Sellon and.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Cult on one on one point three kd w B.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
It's like Doja Cat, Doja Cat is ripping into the
New Sydney Sweeney American Eagle Jeans ad mocking it, saying
she sounds like an absolute hillbilly. I don't think you
she sounds like hillbilly. I just think she sounds ridiculous,
and every everyone's kind of mocking it.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
If SNL was out, I know for a fact they
would do like a parody ad of this one thousand percent.
So if you haven't heard.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
It, you didn't have to see it. Although it's Sidney Sweeney,
so you might want to. Here is one of the
many ads she did for American Eagle.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
You see what I did there, right.

Speaker 9 (40:41):
Jans are passed on from parents to offspring, often determining
traits like her color, personality, and even eye color. My
jeans are.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Blue, Sidney Sweeney hasburg kans. Jeans are not.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Blue jeans. I mean if she's tried to a play. Actually,
blue jeans are not passed down. Okay, number one, They're
just not No, no one's ever passed me down a
parent jeans. Okay, if your mom has congratulations the voice
she why why does she?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Jeans are possible?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Jelly?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Why you're like, you don't even have She doesn't even
have to do it though. She's just hot. Here's the
thing I love about Sidney Sweeney. Hant I swear this.
I love this.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Sidney Sweeney knows she is the hottest person of all
time right now, Like she is the moment right now.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
She will literally do a partnership with any brand as
long as they pay her.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
She doesn't care. She is cashing in on.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
She's like, I'll show my boobs a couple of like
a couple of boobies here I'll do like any type
of ad period because she's like, I'm not gonna be
hot forever, right, Eventually I have to get older or
I won't be the d girl. I honestly don't falter,
and she's not. She's not going and getting a like
if you want to get work done, fine, but she's
like truly herself. She's physically truly herself and just getting

(41:59):
that much. So I actually love that for her.

Speaker 6 (42:02):
I mean I would do the same thing you do
a Scott. Everybody's talking, so whatever.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yeah, American Eagle, you did it. Maybe that's what they
were like. Do a couple more takes that sound more
like this. That's the one that I'll get people talk.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
It would be kind of cool if everybody started doing
their ads like that, like everybody.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Was just like she was changed all of the now.
On the radio station, you'll hear like commercials for katiew B.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
We call it imaging sort of like the number one
hit music station, So we should be like number one
hit music station.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Wendy's Katie w B. Fuego chips.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
We've heard those ads from you.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
You say fuego forty seven times in that app, So
fuego U on a day Armis. She and Tom Cruise
appear to officially be dating because they're holding hands.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Have they been together?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
A lot of people are like, okay, are they dating?
Though he seems like way too old for her? Okay,
like if this ever stopped at Man in Hollywood or anywhere. Also,
they said they were working on a movie together. It
looks like they're working on more of than that because
they're holding hands. I think they're into each other. She
liked a post on Instagram that said Nicole Kidman's laging
about having plastic surgery would his ex wife?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
It just makes me laugh. It's so so so bizarre.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
And Katy Perry a month ago split from like Orlando
Bloom and now she's out and about with Justin Trudeau,
which he is the former Prime Minister of Canada.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Just so bizarre.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
I mean they're not dating, but it's like, well, they
seem like they're kind of dating. I don't know, there's
a vibe and he's he's attractive. I mean, it's not
like I don't know, it just seems bizarre.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I guess I don't.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
I don't whatever, Katy Perry I think she's just doing
stuff for clicks these days.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Honestly, you're not wrong about that. Yeah, you're not wrong
about it. That's your pop culture minute. It is brought
to you my Ovo, Lasik and Lens. Don't forget you're
still listening for two Tate McCray songs. You hear two
Taate McCray songs backed back. You can wint a pair
of tickets to her sold out show. Will it happen
for the hours over fingers crossed?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
It's k d WB one on one point three, Katie
w B. We're fallin and could.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
I hear stories often about mother in laws and they
just say crazy things to you, and you're just like,
what in.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
The world, Like why why are you actingly? This is
towards me. Now, I don't believe that every daughter in law.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Is innocent to either oh oh no, no, no, no no.
But I have been so lucky my mother in law,
sweetest little angel. You've met her, you've been to her
house cold, you know, so nice, she's so nice. She's
always like afraid she'll be a bother, you know, Glinda, Yeah, girly,
you're not. But I've heard stories from like friends and

(44:38):
so I wanted you to just call in, just tell
us something diabolical, your mother in law said to you.
Now I pre got some of these. Here's what we
got from a girl named Ava. She said if I
died in childbirth, she would be ready and willing to
step in and help raise the baby I lived.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
You be word who says that? Just someone anyway?

Speaker 4 (45:02):
I mean, I guess there's a sentiment there. I'll look
out for the kids.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
I would know.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
First of all, we have got to stop doing this
as women in general, when someone is pregnant, stop telling
them the worst thing that happened to you and you're
pregnancy or childbirth or something horrible that happened to your
friend or sister or cousin or mom.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Stop doing that. We're already terrified as it is to
have a baby.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
We don't need you making a stress out about a
million other things like stop just keep your mouth shut.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Ant scene. Here's what we got from Natalie. Mother in
law said that I married her son so I could
go to Disney for free. He was a cast member.
Then she blocked me. Listen, Linda, I'm the money maker
of this relationship. Laugh cry emoji, do you imagine he
just married my son so you can get to Disney
for free.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
That is actually kind of a nice perk.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Though, that perk is kind of wild. Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Jennifer says, I caught the bauquet.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
I got the bouquet at my husband's sister's wedding when
we were just dating. His mom screamed loudly, no, anyway,
we've been married for thirty years now, the mom screaming, Now.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
It's wild, Okay, I was. This is from Shannon.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
I was eight and a half pregnant, eight and a
half months pregnant, and we had just finished the nursery.
My husband was carrying his work uniforms to the laund
room to watch. She said, poor baby works all week
and then has to do his own laundry. I said,
mind your own business and go home. It was twenty
four years ago. She's still holding on to that.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
Yeah, sometimes sometimes I feel that's an older generation type
of thing.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Oh, you're not wrong. This one is from Sarah. Sarah says,
we they'd sit. The mother in law said to her,
we didn't invite you to the Cayman Islands because we
didn't think you'd feel comfortable in a bathing suit.

Speaker 6 (46:55):
That is what's worse though, is like if you so
your mother in laws as those things, but then you're
sitting age other is a ride or die for so
you can't even like defend yourself and they're choosing the
mom's side and not your side, and you feel crazy, yes,
and then they say something like don't be crazy.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
That's the first thing that don't turck me to be crazy.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Yeah, my mother in law's cool, she's chillis, she's awesome.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
She also listens to our show.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
She's too much of a people pleaser though, like sometimes
my wife.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Your mother alone, she's so nice, way nice.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
First and ever she had to be like, dude, stop it.
You gotta say no, got so boundaries.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah, that is hard.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
We'd love to hear from you, though, something diabolical. Just
tell something diabolical. Your mother in law said you six
five one nine eight nine k d w B one
on one point three k d w B. We're talking

(47:54):
about diabolical things. Your mother in law said to you.
This is at my wedding shower. We had a fish
bowl where people could write a little note wedding advice.
I went through my purse the next day and found
a familiar slip of paper in there. My mother in
law found my purse and on her note her wedding
advice to me said, keep your mother in law happy.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
That's a little subtle, little Here's a text.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
My mother in law told me that my fiance normally
dates hot blondes. I'm Mexican and have black hair, all right.
The first year I was married, my mother in law
gave me a book for Christmas and the title was
how to repair Burnt Food.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
I'm not a great cook, but I thought that was.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Really rude, this Textas I waited ten years to upgrade
my nineteen fifties kitchen, she said, well, at least I
use mine.

Speaker 10 (48:40):
Dang.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Here's a text five grade nine two one for diabolical
things your mother in law said to you. My mother
in law reorganized my pantry and braw drawer. She also,
anytime someone says my daughter looks like me, she replies,
that'll change.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
And my husband sent a pic of me with my daughter.
She requested a pick of just my daughter. Let's lose
my mind. Okay, what's the diabolical thing your mother in
law said to you?

Speaker 8 (49:11):
She we actually never got married, but she was my fiance.
She said to me that I'm too old to have
a kid because I just turned forty, and it's not true.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
That's not true.

Speaker 8 (49:26):
No, I have a five year old and I'm living
my best life with my daughter.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
So she can go f off.

Speaker 8 (49:34):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Thank you for calling.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
That's right, exactly, zip it.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Hello, Katie w b. What's your name, Brianna? Brianna? What's
the diabolical thing your mother in law said to you?

Speaker 11 (49:48):
Ex mother in law? Now, yeah, of course we're engaged.
We found out we were pregnant and it was unplanned.
But she didn't really like me that much anyways, and
so when he called to let her know that I
was pregnant, I heard her tell him I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (50:13):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
I'm guessing she was a delight throughout your relationship. You're
you're a better person than.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
Me that anytime I said I'm sorry, I would have
said it like sarcastically and very passive.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Thanks for calling.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Hello, what's your name?

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Hi? This is Bethany Behany.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
What did that mother in law say?

Speaker 5 (50:34):
Well, it's my grandmother in law. Oh, thanksgiving. Got down
at the table, sitting next to her and She turned
to my then boyfriend because you have a good job,
and he says, I mean yeah, and she says, you're
gonna eat it for the way she eats.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Okay, well, how much were you how much were you
putting back?

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Though?

Speaker 4 (50:53):
What were you eating?

Speaker 5 (50:54):
It was gimming? What do you?

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yes, that's what that's that's all you do. We have
a mountain of food on a plate. Like what am
I supposed to sit there and be hungry? Calm down?

Speaker 4 (51:04):
What a savage Okay?

Speaker 5 (51:05):
But wait, so then I'm helping with dishes and she
comes over and says, could I get some water in
my cup? And I dunk it in the dishwater and
I handed it back to her, and then.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
We were friends. It was like we.

Speaker 6 (51:16):
You told her you were like, I'm the one, I
the one. Wow, dude, you were ten toes down with.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Grandma and that respect was earned over the just one dinner.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
I love it is in your shoulder.

Speaker 7 (51:30):
You're dragons.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
One on one point three k d WB. Finally, finally,
we played two Tava Cray songs back to back.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Now that means you don't call to one these tickets.
You have to record the keyword. We just gave you
on the iHeartRadio app, there's a talk back feature. You
hit the record button and record that, and.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
I already said the timer going.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
There's about seven and a half minutes left to enter
good luck one oh one point three k d WB.
We are fallon and Cold.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
We are.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Poorish minutes out from picking a winner to win a
pair of Tate McCrae tickets. I want to give you
plenty of time to record the keyword on the iHeartRadio app,
so about four minutes away. But right now, because that's
through the iHeart Radio app, you can call the actual
phone line for your chance to win one thousand pennies
in the one K word play six five one nine
eight nine KTWB. Okay, the ten minutes and thirteen seconds

(52:36):
are officially up. We've collected all of the entries for
the Tate McCrae contest. We've had multiple winners today, by
the way, this is just the current one.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
So here we go.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Let's play the talkback. We have selected Happy Tuesday, Fallon
and Cold.

Speaker 9 (52:50):
I have the keyword for the two for Tate.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
The keyword is okay.

Speaker 9 (52:55):
I'm super excited to try and play this game because
the concert happens to fall on my last hurrah weeks
before I head up for my senior year of college.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Thanks guys, have a good day.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
And it sounds so peaceful and background this bird's chirpin.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
I did like that.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
It sounds like a good person.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Well, we have her on the phone now.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Hello, Hello, Hey, is this Riley?

Speaker 10 (53:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Riley, it's found in cold katiewb.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Yes, Rod, here's the thing, Riley. You're trying to win
Tate mcraye tickets. You heard two back to back Tate
McCrae songs being played. You entered the keyword on the
iHeartRadio app using the talk back mike, and guess what.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Guess what?

Speaker 10 (53:31):
Oh my god, I'm literally thinking.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
What better luck next time? Sucker. Oh no, I'm just kidding.
You're going to Tate McCray.

Speaker 10 (53:40):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
You're so welcome, Riley.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Congrats, Thank you so much for listening. We hope this
helps you celebrate your last hurrah.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
What college do you go to? I go to UMD.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Amazing well half the best time at this sold out show.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Good luck on your senior year, and thank you so
much for listening.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Oh my gosh, thank you, guys, have good What is
what it does?

Speaker 4 (54:07):
This world?

Speaker 6 (54:09):
One on?

Speaker 4 (54:09):
One point three k w A found of colts?

Speaker 6 (54:11):
Abby?

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Are you ready to play the one K wordplay?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
I am, okay, and it's your chance to want a
thousand penny today.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
I know you and I had a good run before
we got all but one. Right, so are you picking
me as your partner today?

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Yeah, I'm definitely gonna go with you.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
All right, gonna go get she's leaving the room. Oh
sick bro backt the sketch shape ups, dude, love it it. Okay,
your first word, Abby is.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Ginger now not.

Speaker 11 (54:45):
M ball I don't know, okay.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
Okay, okay, wrapping like w R A P P I
n G paper and then Christmas?

Speaker 4 (55:05):
All right, Balin.

Speaker 6 (55:09):
Fou Patino, you get in here, falligators, sit down here.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Yes, Fleandro, Fleandro, your
first word is wrapping paper, big money, ginger.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Okay, I'm just gonna go with.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Ale snap ginger snap.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
The first one that was ginger spice actually because of
the spice, but also because of the spice girl, So I.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Was way off.

Speaker 8 (55:43):
I'm so so.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Beg What did ginger spices. We're going spices. You did
not do what did you do? Ginger snap? Not idiot?

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Now case for not.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Oh Christmas, Matt, I was hoping you would go gingerbread, nutcracker,
Christmas tree wrapping paper, but you didn't go in that order,
both of you.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Everybody failed.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
I did fail you so much, Yaby, I'm so sorry
it got worse this time.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
Don't put all those eggs and bounce baskets.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Sorry, thank you.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
We are playing a Tate McCray song right now. We're
doing two for taite, So that means if we play
another Tate McCray song after this.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Are you telling me what I think you're telling me?

Speaker 4 (56:37):
You got a chance to see Taate mccranma. She pulls
up to mina soda.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Sold out show that heels going up in the air.
Balanced flexibility is crazy.

Speaker 7 (56:47):
Today's trending with fallon and cold on Katie w B.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
I guess the Obviously, the biggest story in Minnesota is
the basically like cyber attack, and they had a press
conference about this today because it is severely impacting the
city of Saint Paul, so Mayor Melvin Carter had to
declare a local state of emergency had to call in
the Minnesota National Guard from Governor Tim Walls because basically
services like nine to one one critical emergency services those

(57:15):
remain functional, but many city online services and internal systems
are temporarily unavailable as officials work to restore operations. So
the request is of the Guard's specialized cyber protection assets.
I don't even know what goals. All like all goes
into that. This is not a joke I recently had.
I don't think I told you this. My credit card

(57:37):
like stolen.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
I should have known this.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
I go online, I will actually my credit card's good.
You know, credit cards are so much better at things now.
So they're like, hey, we noticed like a weird charge
of like two grand at Target. Was that you which
wouldn't Yeah, which wouldn't be me anyway, because I use
like the Target red card.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
I don't use like my regular credit card. So they
caught that.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
So I was like, yeah, not me, or like we're
sending you a new card on vacation. The new card
comes conveniently when I'm gone. I'm like, I don't have
a car.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
This is weird.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
So I go online and I noticed the person not
only tried to go to spend like two granted target,
they spent three hundred and sixty dollars at game stop.
They spent like one hundred dollars at wingstop and had
two separate visits to subway.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Okay, this has got to be a college student, right.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
This is like.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
I was like, this is I was like the wing
stop and the game stop fit. The subway felt a
little out of place, but also whatever it is probably nearby.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
So I was like, had I have to call them
and be like, hey, these charges are not mine.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Almost they spent a subway just two different charges.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
It's two different charges, pretty normal, like forty dollars. They
weren't going crazy. I had to be at least ninety
for one foot long.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Hours, so it's like it was like forty for each
of those.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
It was.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
It was crazy though, So I had to get new
cars and I'm like, man, I'm to change everything. It's
stinks and that's just my little like lonesome that's like
a whole city system.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
They reimburse you for that.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
They're supposed to. Yeah, I think they look into it,
but they can see I'm not like making it up.
There was like a ton of charges on my car
and I only pointed out four.

Speaker 6 (59:00):
You know.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
So, also are laundromats now popping up with bars across
the country? Solid they get launts that feature a full
service bar, they serve alcohol. They've been around for decades,
but I guess now it's like more of launder bars
are popping around the country. Okay, I feel like, do
you need to drink that bad? I know you can
be in the laundromat for a while.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
It was just something to do, you know what I mean,
But just scroll your phone.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
To me, I'm like, I don't think I need a
glass of wine, So I don't know that.

Speaker 6 (59:28):
Yeah, I don't know, but you're in a social situation.
Maybe you need to take the edge off everything there.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Yeah you know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Okay, all right, you know what, I don't live in
a big city and I have my own like washing
and dry, so who am I to judge? Do what
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