Normal or Nope: I like the smell of sweaty.....

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
One on one point three, Katie w B. We're fouling
and cold. Colt is coming to you live fueled on
free Panda Express.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You found in the kitchen. It works, say wha yeh,
whoa baby?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
I got some rebel in me too, and a diet
mount dude. Things are going crazy, so chack. I feel
like I can conquer a lot of issues, including one,
I'm gonna pitch this to you, okay, okay, and if
you're not if you are a worker that isn't essential,
if you're a non essential worker, this is going to
benefit you in a big way. In two songs, Sellon

(00:39):
and Colt's diet coke chat, Yeah we're sipping. We're thinking.
I have an idea that's going to affect everybody. If
you're not an essential, if you're a non essential employee,
why don't you.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Go ahead on the list what you think are essential?
You don't?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Well, you know, oh.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
You're not going to get canceled today, got it?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
You're obviously like if you're a nurse or a dog
or like.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Something that someone argue were essential. Call to entertain the twins.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I know we're not. We're not.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Here's here's what I'm saying, everybody comes together, right, and
you have to stockpile for two weeks, and then every
other non essential business closes for two weeks. So you go,
you get grocers, two weeks, gas, whatever you need to get,
and then everybody gets two weeks off at some point
in the summer.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
What if I want to want ice cream, Well, you.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Don't get it. You gotta get some ice cream before him.
I'm out, You're off ice cream.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, dude, we come together and everybody's like, hey, here's
the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Work unfair for the essential workers.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Everything is so I'm sorry, but is that what you
just said. See you're saying the entire world just gets
two weeks in the month of August to just live
it up. Well, but everyone's working in like a hospital
or something like, Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I'll pour one out for you. I don't why, I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
List.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Okay, Well, then if you get hurt people, if you
get hurt or something, they don't have to see you
in those two weeks. Then no, because you're saying, right,
so messed up, you're logic.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
You can come wild.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
After hours, you can come to the party, you can
hang out, you can do I'll grow you up.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
A steak or something.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
No offense. Just because I have two weeks off doesn't
mean I'm partying. I want to be very clear. There's
not like a late night rave. I'm going to.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Check it out.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Why don't it be cool everybody? Again, all businesses are.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
It would be cool for us because we aren't essential.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Although you know there's no chance our boss would let
us like have it off.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Well, you would have to.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
There'd be petition signed, the marriages, there'd be protests.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Okay, just think about it.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I'm thinking about it. I'm in, but I also think
it's messed up. The good news is it'll never happen,
so don't have to actually be split and worry about that.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
We'll take care of them. I'll bring you some foodsies
or something.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Do you agree with Cold two one or KATIEWB one?

Speaker 5 (03:03):
This is the fallon and cold?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
It's bout time for Histo true went fallon and cold.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Now when you see photos in New York City, there's
some trash. They got a bunch of trash bags on
the sidewalks.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
It was in the New York City, endless trash bags.
And when you go in like summer, it does not
like hot trash.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
It's part of the charms.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Some would say, dude, concrete jungle.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
So here's the thing, it's the nineteen cars is left out.
Nineteen o nine. They didn't have trash bags. They just
had trash, literal trash.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
All over.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
There was horsepoop, dead fish, banana peals everywhere. Banana peals
were especially deadly.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Why well, everyone is seeing the situation, step on one
slip fall.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Apparently they were the hot snack of the era. People
would peel them, eat them, toss them round on.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
The sidewalk Texas roadhouse with peanut shells.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
People are just these banana peels.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
This is wild bananas. Harry Bliss, is.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
This a person or is this what they call you
high school?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh, Harry Bliss is coming.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
He's a real dude.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Harry Bliss was walking down the street in NYC. He
stepped on a banana peel, slipped what broke his leg,
and then he sued the city for two hundred and
fifty dollars, which is like eighty thousand dollars today.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, I mean that I'm on Harry Bliss's side.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now he won, Yeah, of course he did. So this
triggered a chain reaction. The city panicked. They didn't want
everyone to sue him every time they slipped on pro.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
You gotta stop, gotta stop with appeals people.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
And they created one of the first formal sanitation departments
in the US history, and street sweepers were hired to
clean sidewalks daily.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I do like that.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
So honestly, we all benefited off of Harry Bliss's slip,
and falsely.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Harry Bliss got a huge payday, and then we all
got clean streets.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'll he made good investments with that money and didn't
just blow it.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
His name's Harry Bliss. I don't know. I don't have
I don't know what he did, but I don't have
a lot of faith. I tell you that much.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
You should write a biography autumn. Do you believe in hypnotist?

Speaker 4 (05:07):
I mean, I don't know. Maybe a little bit, kind
of maybe.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
See I've never been to one of those shows where
there's a hypnotist.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, did you just hypnotize me? I don't know what's happening.
Are you going to make me do something weird.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
And I'm going to do it? No? No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Okay, I've never stopped I've never been to one of
those shows, and I don't know. Maybe I would believe it,
but I'm so skeptical of everything.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well, you don't know who's planted there that audience are like, and.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
It makes it very hard for me to believe that
you could be right. So I find it's so interesting
that Jennifer Aniston doesn't date a lot, at least not publicly.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Is dating a like well known hypnotist?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Is she hypnotized?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
That's question number one. I think it's a bad question,
but I think that is question number one. But also
I'm sure he's a good guy. But that makes me
wonder could you date someone whose job you didn't believe
in at all? Like, if you don't believe in psychics
at all, could you date a psychic.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Because they're a nice person.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
If they're bringing in enough money?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
See, that's not true. That's not true. I don't know,
because because they're getting there. If you don't believe in it,
then in your mind, they're getting their money by conning people.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Right, psychic is a little more messed up because then
you know they're taking advantage people who are vulnerable.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
But just a hypnotist, that's not true.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Don't people don't a legit hypnotist.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Wouldn't they be using that to help people break habits?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Allegedly it could work as a placebo effect, you know
what I'm saying. It could be like, oh, yeah, I
don't I'm not this person anymore because I'm.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Under this spell.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Now I will say, he's not like, he's not someone
who goes to like event centers and sales tickets and performs.
He's a hypno therapist, so you could argue there's a
little bit more legitimacy to him.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
But he's also a life coach.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
See, this is the issue with therapy.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Because some people don't believe in life coaches. But I
believe if if you need to find someone who gets
you motivated and gets you like helps you out then
that and it works for you, then go for it.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
The therapy, though, it was almost like people got too
bored of therapy, so it was like real hot for
a minute, and then they started doing this like hypnotists
or like these red dot i and then the magnetic stuff.
So I'm like, I don't know, are we just as
at some point am I just gonna be on a trampoline?
My therapist and he's gonna like do like popping like popcorn,
maybe pop popping the trauma out of me. I don't

(07:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I don't know either, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Lady Gaga announced that she will have a wait, which
I have a friend who's like a big, big Gaga fan. Already,
there were already speculations there would be a song on
the New Wednesday soundtrack for obvious reasons, because Lady Gaga
is in the new season that's coming out. So she
did say that she is dropping a new song called
drop Dead Noice, releasing an October just in time for
Halloween and for the TV show If You Care tonight

(08:05):
on Bravo, part two of the Valley season reunion, followed
by the Lost Culturistas Culture Awards, hosted by the podcasters
Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. I think they got the
bed Best Podcast of the Year this year. Yeah, yeah,
so that's cool. Also, Chapel Rowan says she is not
working on a new album at all. Everyone thinks that
because she dropped the Subway, she's like, I'm not that

(08:25):
kind of artist she's kind of alluded to. She's more
of an adel where you might get an album from
her every five years. She said her process is she
can't just bust out hits, like if she busts them
out quickly, they're gonna suck, so don't expect it.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
That makes sense, and that.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Is your pop culture minute.

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and then got a lot of money after cashing omen.
I usually think people only cash coin collections in if
they inherit them. I think most people just keep their

(10:01):
coin collection if you're worth money, especially.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
And you have like a five gallon bucket adjust coins that.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
You're not saying collectible coins.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
You're saying it just like anytime you have spare change,
you just throw it in this whatever folders.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
You know what sucks about that? Now though you can't
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You get that when you cash that thing in?

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were the coins. It was like, hell, yeah, thanks bro, a.

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Full collagaanping was only two hundred and eighty dollars pennies.
All right, okay that feels pretty low. Actually I'm not
you're gonna say, like a thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Don't take this way for my deceased grandfather.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
So wait, your story is that you're I thought you
were building up your grandpa ups like you like everyone's
like oh overlooking at like pennies and you're like I'll
take it. You take it, and you're like, oh my god,
it's a thousands of dollars. But your story is that
it was two hundred and eighty dollars. You're right in
that case, just throw it away. That was a way
of rolling all those pennies.

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It was my car insurance for like three months, so good.

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Anyone listening who has a pet turtle, oh my god,
they last for so long, or puss is like a sailor.
I cuss a decent amount, not like a sailor. Cold
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Speaker 3 (11:41):
I don't swear at all, which weird because my sister
not every other word is an F bomb, and which
is fine.

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I don't care, but it's like, it's weird.

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and then got a bunch of money after cashing it
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time that like you take it in and how much
money did you? Get or you a pet turtle or
you cussed like a. Sailor you can give us a.
Call we'll see which category you fall. Into so you
have a pet? Turtle what's his?

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Name we named Him miles because of how we phoned.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Him how'd you find?

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Him?

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Okay SO i was.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
Actually bringing an injured squirrel to the Wildlife rehabilitation.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Center oh, gosh it's so.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Nice and someone brought in a tortoise that they found
on the road that almost got hit by a semi.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Truck oh my, gosh the tortoise.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Because it was considered a. Pet SO i took the
tortoise from the, person FIGURING i need the teeth of
or find.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
A place for.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
It we've had it a couple of years.

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road we named It.

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Miles, anyway you need to explain.

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Yourself why would you ran play that? Song how old
do they think he? Is don't tortoises live like eighty
years or. Something.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Crazy you're probably around six or seven years.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Old oh my, gosh you're gonna have him forever.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Then, yeah we've brought up like.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Realife he could be around for. Decades we'll check, back.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Check back in like twenty years and less.

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Know, Okay, Hi katie W. B which category do you fall?
Into the? Turtle, okay a.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Little Turt, yeah oh, coconut the turtu?

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Speaker 4 (13:40):
Turtle is it a is it a?

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on the. Edge, yeah so fund it when it was
like smaller than a quarter and he's pretty.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Big so now that you've raised him since, birth does
he know you as his mother and he won't bite?

Speaker 7 (13:55):
You?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Or are you still fearful of your life at all?

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Times?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
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Crazy are you gonna turn are you going to turn
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Speaker 2 (14:05):
TURT i guess that would be a good.

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Idea she has no idea what you're, saying because you
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MALL i did Forget American eagle kind of because that
was Dude american egles Poping WHEN i was in high.

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School me, TOO i couldn't afford it that In.

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ABERCROMBIE i was, like what's it like to have those
rich people clothes real for?

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American needo.

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Boom what are your thoughts On king of The hill
returning after being off the air for, many many many.
Years they it's Premiere Premiere monday On, hulu and it's
like kind of like them in this kind of political.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Atmosphere, YEAH i, MEAN i think it's cool to bring
stuff back into let people be nostylogic and live off of.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
THAT i don't.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Know some, argue, wow we really have just zero new ideas.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Anymore but if the, FANS i love, It Like, Dexter
i'm Watching Dexter resurrection right, now, dude this, season this
might be the Best dexter.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
SEASON i love The.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Dexter, okay When i'm gonna watch. It this is like
actually a Show jake AND i can watch. Together so
that's really good to hear.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
The new blod or whatever awful, Terrible but that had
to happen for them to get to The.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Resurrection if you.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Don't know About, dexter this is how it.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Went there was the original, series which most people loved
except for there were a couple of plot hole. Issues
then they had The, resurrection.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
WHICH i thought was, Okay well they had the.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
One then they did.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
The prequel recently where it's like him growing up AND
i wouldn't even watch.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
IT i don't. Care got the good but this one
ten times better than all of.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Them but, yeah my point is they don't have a
new idea and that proves. It do you think it's
worse being ghosted or being flat out?

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Rejected at LEAST i had a, bite you, know at
LEAST i had a little nibble on the.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Line what if you got rejected or ghosted just, ghosted,
like at LEAST i had like a little. Something, no
because then you're always wondering what. Happened WHAT i do
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if you know the, answer you chime in with your
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B i'm a big animal. Person you know this about me.
TOTALLY i get pretty. Judgy that's like one of my
top judge. Things IF i, see like SOMEONE i know
From indiana and they have a photo with a tiger on,
Vacation i'm, like you do know they sedate that tiger

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so you could get your cute picture?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Right like that is. Horrible SO i get very judgy
with animal.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Things every country different standards for animals. Too it's difficult
when you go somewhere and you see like so many
animals in the streets and they're not Being it's, sad,
Right so imagine HOW i felt WHEN i read this story.
Yesterday there's a zoo In denmark getting a little backlash
over A facebook post they. Made they're, like, hey we

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need to feed our lions and. Tigers if you want
to donate some of your old, pets that would be,
great so we could feed. Them not, kidding this is
not a. Joke, now they did say they're offering to
collect these pets that are quote unquote nearing the end
between the hours of ten am to one. Pm and
then people, start no, surprise people start freaking out.

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On the, like, hey, hey, hey calm.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Down we weren't talking about cats and, dogs so what
were they talking? About guinea pigs doesn't make it. Better,
rabbits chickens and even small. Horses oh and by the,
way they were talking about cats and. Dogs they were
just like trying to chill, daddy chill people. Out but
they literally take any small. Horses, now you could, argue,

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dude we eat, chickens we eat, rabbits and there are
some cultures that eat guinea, pigs.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
It was different when it's your animal and you bond.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
It thank, You like that's so, weird and you could
argue you don't bond with.

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Chickens, GIRL i am on a lot of weird Chicken facebook.
GROUPS i don't know HOW i got. There i've never
been a backyard chicken. Farmer, oh but they love them
like their pets.

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Too, yeah there Was my aunt used to walk around
with her, Chickens, like what do you call?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Them?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Chicks you used to walk with around with chicks and
her fanny pack WHEN i was growing, Up like she
imprinted on those things Like twilight.

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Dude, yeah so they.

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Did they said it's beneficial to predators in captivity to
be fed whole.

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Prey sure feels like your.

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Responsibility the zoo promised to quote unquote gently euthanize the
family pets before tossing.

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Them in the lions. Den.

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Thanks this, way nothing goes to, waste and we ensure natural,
behavior your nutrition and well being for.

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Predators Oh i'm so, confused because if you euthanize a
pet and then the tiger or whatever eats.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
The, pet then part of you feels less.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Caring but, No i'm, saying is it kind of like
how you've always said if you, go you want it
to be in the jaws of an.

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Alligator, well first of, all definitely could beat the. ALLIGATOR
i think that's pretty. Clear But i'm saying one.

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Of the.

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Animal eating the euthanized, animal like get the euthanization or.

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Whatever. Euthanasia, yeah like secondhand.

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YOUTH i don't think they'd get secondhand.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Youth dude. Crazy, ALSO i mean that's a good.

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Question what is the?

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Budget just up your, budget make some budget firesome people
get some steaks up in.

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There well that's the thing they're. SAYING i don't think
that they like are the. Thing they would eat a,
steak but they're saying it's better for them to. HAVE
i don't know what are your thoughts on. This you
can text five three nine two one katiewb. One maybe you're, like,
look they're, older they're going to. Pass they do. Pass
you do, youth like humanly euthanize your pet and a
lot of, situations maybe this is like a win win

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because it does feed another.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
ANIMAL i don't.

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KNOW i, mean, here you feed a couple, animals my
dog to, Us.

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Yeah one on one point Three katie W.

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B we're falling and cold doing it. NOW i am.

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Worried if you werecall last week we did normal or
note for the first time on A tuesday at four
o'clock we got the most, controversial most psychotic normaler nopes
of all?

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Time will they be that?

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One you remember that waffle? Stopper?

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Dude i'll never forget the waffle? Stopper are you kidding?

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Me right?

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NOW i will never. Forget if give a normal or,
nope go ahead and kick us. Off you can text
in five three nine two one Or katie W b.
One this is something that you do or your partner,
dos or someone you know and you're, like this is.
Normal you probably know it's, not but we decide is
it normal Or? Nope and it's coming up ON Katiewb.

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Normal Or nope.

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On one one point Three katie W. B, well.

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As, predicted the four o'clock hour on a two day
continues to be unhinged in a way THAT i don't
even know IF i can read some of these normal
or notes on the. RADIO i don't want to completely
shame you BECAUSE i don't want you to stop texting,
in but there are things THAT i just didn't see.
COMING i GUESS i should, say, like Maybe i'm just, naive,
right these are things that you are, like is this

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normal or? No, okay so the very the most recent
one we, got is it? Normal so? Normal or note
to light the smell of sweaty. Bizzles it's like a
gross but satisfying. Smell you tell, me, WELL i MEAN
i like the smell.

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Of weird damp.

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Basements SO i think it just depends on what you're.
Into for, ME i don't like that personal, Musk. Colt
do you like it.

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Like a tinge of roast?

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Beef why it's? Unique it's different like your own. Scent,
well that's ALL i had to base it off.

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Of SO i don't you've been in locker, rooms you've played.
Hockey i'm not sniffing around ABOUT i don't.

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Know my understanding is the tea on the.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Ground my understanding is your hockey team Called Hounddog.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Colt now in the, showers, dude they were diebolical in the.
SHOWERS i don't. Which, ALSO i don't know why you
mean locker just feels, Weird but, DUDE i think its
because we're.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Not supposed to be ashamed of our.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Bodies but at that, age all people are doing are
just traumatizer.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Fourteen it feels. Weird and then they would just like
they would get papers. Howl they put much water on
it and they make like giant, spitballs just whip whip
it at you while you're in the, shower so.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Brutal it's. Awful they didn't.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Do that in my girl's locker. Room BUT i never
once in my entire life took a. Shower that's the other.
Thing go home and. Shower then NORMALLY i don't have
to shower at my school. Locker i'd finish a volleyball
game and take my stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Home the weirdest the shower. There you're a gym class
and you're like. Thirteen then the gym, Teacher todd just
come strolling.

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In all, right god seven.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
More it's, like all, right, dude Well i'm snaked right
now in front of this feels.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Weird you, Know it's funny because WHEN i was in,
SCHOOL i just felt like because ours was a male
teacher to Mister wright obviously did not come into the
female walker, room but he, DID i, think go yell
at some of the guys occasionally or like the basketball. Coach,
yeah but like, THEN i just never thought of it as.
Weird but now That i'm an adult AND i have,
CHILDREN i am, LIKE i don't know THAT i want.

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This an adult just.

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Want you want four.

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Mab.

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It todd's trying to talk to you about whatever's practice coming.

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Up after, School so ANYWAY i would, say for, me
that's a, nope that's it's a. Normal, no not at
all normal or nope checking the jail roster for. Fun
my Uncle eddie used to always listen to the police.
SCANNERS i felt that's something he would do if you
knew how to use the.

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IN i hop on there from. Time i'd, say if.

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Normal we'll do more when we come back to Kjwby
we're going to dive right into another normal or. Note
but FIRST i want to mention this BECAUSE i think
it's super. Cool every year we GET i KNOW i
do on my DM's a bunch of teachers will, say,
hey found are you sharing wish? Lists because teachers have
to spend so much of their own, money AND i
do every single. YEAR i always will post as many
AS i. Can but there's a bigger thing that we're
doing Through. iHeartRadio you can nominate your favorite teacher at

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iHeartRadio dot com slash teachers and they're going to basically
pick an outstanding public school teacher who's gone above and
beyond for their students to win five thousand dollars to
stop their classroom with whatever they.

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Need let's.

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Go the teacher this week Was Madeline vulcan From Hinnepin Elementary.
School she was nominated because she is an excellent teacher
who provides resources and support to her. Students she goes
above and beyond to support and educate the younger, generation
both academically and. Emotionally that's. Wild congratulations To madeleine. Again

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to dominate a, teacher you can go to iHeartRadio dot
com slash. TEACHERS i thought that was so. Cool, okay
normal or? NOPE i had it AND i lost the.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Room normal or.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Nope sitting in the last row of the, plane no
one behind you and normally the engines make you fall.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
ASLEEP i love. IT i would say Mostly.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Nope most people don't want to sit in the very
last row because they don't want to be the last
one to, board the last one. Off you're usually by the,
toilets so there's like a lot of.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Activity.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Sense but my oddly, enough my husband's step brother just
said the same thing to me the other day when
we're traveling, together And i'm, Like, michael what's wrong with?

Speaker 4 (32:40):
You why can you just feel that the?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
ENGINE i mean you could hear it basically, anywhere right,
though lad doesn't have to be in the.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Back it's loudest back. THERE i guess this, person it's
like it's a built in sound. Machine i'm not going
to try. It it's too long to wait to get.
Off i'm.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Out.

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Yeah, no when you have, kids you're just like sleeping.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
On a Playing let, me do you have a? Child
it's not a.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Thing, yeah no kidding normal or no.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Dipping a banana and pizza.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Sauce shut, up you know it's not. Normal don't even
send crap like. THAT i just can't. Do but you are,
sick and you know. It the hell is wrong with.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
You i'm.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Sorry i've gone too. Far i've gone too, far but
you know. It stop.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
It what about putting frosting on.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Banana first of, all what haven't you put frosting?

Speaker 10 (33:27):
On be?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Honest normal or?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
No watching movies on your phone with someone while you
FaceTime using the share screen.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Feature, okay there's a lot that happened in that.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Sentence, OKAY i actually know somebody who does this and
they fall asleep.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Together like, What, No it's like one of my friends
is the long.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Distance relationship and they watched movies together and fall asleep.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
TOGETHER i, think, dude JUST i used to watch THE
tv Show scrubs with my long distance, boyfriend but we
didn't have like FaceTime, then so we just be on
the phone and watch it. Together SO i actually think
it's kind of. Normal and you in your a long distance,
relationship you gotta do what you got to, do you.
Know so there's another round of normal or note with
the dip in the banana and the pizza sauce actually
angered me more than like in the smell of.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
BIZLES i gotta be.

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Honest we'll do another round On thursday on KATWBRE.

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Kdwb, oh we Have Vikings. News it's ON tmz Breaking.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
News maybe you've heard this, already it's news to, me
But Vikings Jordan addison has officially been suspended for the
first three games of THE nfl season.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
For violating the NFL's substance abuse.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Policy The leak made the Announcement, tuesday, say and the
twenty three year old will still be permitted to take
part in all training camp activities as well as preseason.
Games while THE nfl did not specify exactly What addison
was being banned, for the wide out did recently cut
a plea deal in his twenty twenty four dy case
earlier last, month following His july twenty two me for

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arrest near Lax.

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Okay someone on his.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Team i'm not Saying viking's, team like his actual personal,
team family and, friends and you'd be, like, dude, like
don't mess up your career as it's like taking off
and you hate to see people do.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
That and you don't know what it. Was if it's
failing a drug, test it could.

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Very well be that he gardened right, like and so
it's like most people will consider about, nothing but you
know you're going to be tested, exactly so just, like
don't do. It now you have to say out the
first three games of the, season that sucks for, you
and you let your whole team.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Down there's so many people who are just like willing
just to step right, in you know WHAT i, mean
likes there's a giant people behind, you, dude oh that
would talk to. You had like a twenty million dollar
deal and you just messed up too many. Times then
all of a, sudden four years goes. Behind you're, broke,
yeah and they have no.

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Money Scarlett johansson is helping protect cattle and sheep herds
from gray.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Wolves this is not a.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Joke so THE Us department of ag is operating drones
with that they broadcast these harsh sounds to keep the wolves.
Away they call them wolf hazing. Drones and they're actually
playing audio from her. Movie there's a fight scene in
her Movie Marriage story between her And Adam, driver and
they play it because there's been a significant increase in
livestock kills, since of, course, duh they reintroduced the wolves

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Into Yellowstone. Park so they've been doing this to scare them,
off because, like the loud sound will scare them.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Off but what happens when they star the, well they.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Can go eat other, THINGS i. Guess but here's this
is not that surprising to. Me my mamma used to
do the same, thing not not exactly but very similar.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Something your mamma was flying drones.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Around, no so let me finish the. Story obviously my.
Mama my mama still.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Would drones around and play audio recordings of her fighting
with Your pawpaw.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
First of, all and never called him, papa would you call?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Him, well she was married to someone WHEN i was,
younger SO i never His his grandkids called him pop mm,
hmm which IS i usually.

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This it was, like, hey.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
His name Was, omer but, ANYWAY i, know it's such
a like southern.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Name So.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
No she used to put a boom box in her
garden that played like Gold, Country so you're talking Like
Loretta lynn to scare off like raccoons and stuff from
eating her. Garden, yeah it was like a thing for.
Sure so this isn't a new. Idea so if you
have little creatures eating your, garden you just pop a
little radio out, THERE i, guess and play me in.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Cold.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Hey first of, all might help our, ratings and then
it helps you with your. Gardens should that be our new?
Platform what put us in your gardens to spook off
like critters from eating your food and? Stuff or your,
animals and then it helps up with us with. Ratings
that could be our new.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Platform OH i don't know IF i don't know if
they're like reaching out to squirrels and raccoons to figure
out who they're listening to for, ratings but, like you know,
WHATEVER i don't.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Know if, critters.

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WELL i MEAN i probably could listen like twelve from
every day BECAUSE i Maybe i'm a little dramatic on. Things,
OKAY i go to the bathroom trying to get my
daughter to take a.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Bath i've been doing a little solo parenting this. Week i'm.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Tired i'm, Burnout, like who's got to get through? This
she doesn't want to do. IT i get, HER i
GET i get her near the, Bathtub we get her,
undressed ready to.

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GO i pull the switch to the.

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Bathtub someone had not switched it from the faucet back
to the, faucet so the sprayer just sprays me everywhere
AND i just.

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Out it's definitely not me glam And jake every, day
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half a, second, closes pops up half a, second.

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Closes what's happening your something have like some kind of
like weird.

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through my?

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Phone then does ever know the important information can be,
anything can be, big can be.

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Small but the last time you crashed? Out what? Happened
what made you crash?

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Out we want to hear from you six five one
nine to eight Nine katie W.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
B an additional One, Folin, yes, Sir when my kid
is finally drifting off to sleep and my cat decides
to jump on her, face just appearing out of, nowhere
immediate crash.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Out animals only have zoomies right when your child finally falls.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Asleep it's a rule of.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Nature just The Witching hour news crash.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Out talk about reasons you've crashed out. Recently it's one
on one point Three katy W. B where fallin And
colt don't forget two For. Tate so anytime you hear
Two tate McCray songs back to, back you can win
tickets to a sold out. Show here's the text we

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got REASON i crashed out recently my mother. Period just
my mother, period and that is an acceptable. Answer that's.
Valid next, Text MY tv always crashes Whenever i'm trying
to stream. Something last time it crashed during The Perfect
match AND i almost chucked the remote of the. Screen
When ray see what's the reason you like for your

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most recent crash.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
Out, well So i'm mowing the lawn and see the
birds start dive bombing me like, crazy AND i was
looking for a nest that they're like trying to eat
these moths that are coming. Up So i'm freaking. Out
it went from one.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
To two to three Pers, okay now they're just like
ganging up on.

Speaker 9 (41:22):
You oh, yeah and then finally one came at my.
HEAD i slammed the lawnmower off AND i Said i've had.
IT i ran inside AND i made.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
My husband, finish and you yelled what as you were running?

Speaker 6 (41:34):
OFF i, SAID i.

Speaker 9 (41:36):
Hate these effing birds.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
And you made him, finish and you're, like, yes, okay
but what did you do to the?

Speaker 3 (41:44):
BIRDS i don't know there's side of the. Story what
were you doing or is it just the way you?

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Look do you have a look in your?

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Eye?

Speaker 9 (41:51):
YEAH i was wearing a tiny.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Shirt maybe they just didn't like WHAT i was.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Had how dare you be so? Colorful?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
OH i didn't realize that we had less fashion police
up in your yard the form of. Swallows, okay crazy
wild let's, body he.

Speaker 8 (42:09):
Laughed if you want to have.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
One to do something ONE k d W b we're
falling and cults just talking about reasons you've been crashing, Out.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Hi KATIE Wb okay you.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Guys So i'm getting married On october twenty. FIFTH i
bought my wedding dress back In january because they stayed
sick forever to come in, yeah to be made. Right
AND i scheduled my appointment with my seamstress In january
WHEN i bought this dress because they book out especially
for a really good sea.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
STRESS i got.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
You SO i got my wedding dress for. Call it
does Not. FITNEY i thought it would like Mostly. Sitney
it needs some minor. Alterations, wrong it is like two
eyes Of cubic AND i was, like my jaw was
on the.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Floor, yeah better too big than too. Small but that's dramatically.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
Big it was dramatically, big and the lady was, like,
oh you're my last. WEEK i was, like, girl all
of my other clothes to me the, Same LIKE i
think you guys just messed. Up LIKE i don't know
what to. Say, yeah So i'm already stressed about the
dress being to. Thing like three weeks, ago my features
calls me and she can't take me on as a
client anymore because of some like health issues that she's been.

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Having totally not her, fault BUT i did fully cross.
OUT i was like, sobbing calling my, mom calling my,
fiance like MY pb the appointments books for, months like absolutely. Panicking,
luckily some amazing folks in like a bridal spacehoo groups
came through and got me the recommendations AND i was
able to get in with. Someone but, LIKE i have
not had a crass out like that in a, minute

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like all having like at, work like so.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Upset CAN i ask you? Something do you think it
was a? Sign oh my, god you know?

Speaker 5 (43:48):
WHAT i hope not.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Don't make her crash.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Reason maybe the dress situation is so stressful, anyway you,
like like that's the. THING i know he shouldn't about the,
dress but obviously you care about the. Dress you want
to look good at your big. Day that bridle shop
one thousand percent messed.

Speaker 7 (44:07):
Up.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
NOW i actually WHEN i got my, dress they told,
ME i, go, oh did brides usually tell you they're
gonna lose?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Weight they, said.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Ninety nine percent of brides, say, Oh i'm gonna lose
weight before the. Wedding and it was like something like
ninety eight percent due you know WHAT i, Mean like
most people don't, actually but that's that is. Them they
just either measured you, wrong submitted something wrong because we're
to be that.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Big that's, crazy totally one on one point. Theory katie W.
B we Are fallon And colt's time for the ONE k.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Wordplay you can call right now six' five one nine
Eight nine KATIE w b for your chance to win
a thousand pennies while we, DO that i don't Care
if i'm supposed to do this. Or not i'm gonna
give you a heads Up or Gary Play shaboozi they
we'll playing another song and Then it's. Tate McCray it
is Two for tait. All day that means one tit
song is definitely. Coming up so don't go anywhere because

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we play. Second one you can win tickets to or sold.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Out show one on one point three k D w
B or Fallon. And cult it is time for a fun.
Little game what is?

Speaker 10 (45:10):
Your?

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Name?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Anna anna you calling for THE one? K? Wordplay, yes,
please okay it's your chance on one. Thousand pennies do
you want to partner?

Speaker 10 (45:19):
With Me?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Or cult today and try and match four words with one.

Speaker 9 (45:22):
Of, US yeah i want to Partner, with yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Really okay, All.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Right anna what have you been up to today on the? Way,
home okay so you, are right it is relaxed for.
The night maybe get via thousand, PENNIES richer.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
I, get.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
It fantastic.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
All right your, First word anna, is magic.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Magic.

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Card. Card okay your next word.

Speaker 7 (45:48):
Is.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Paparazzi camera your next word, is, telephone telephone and your
final word crow like the.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Bird whack, all right Let's get colt back. In there, hell, Hella,
Hello alright anna is finished and she is ready to
one a, thousand pennies, no, pressure cult, all right.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Let's.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Do it your first word. Is, paparazzi.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Paparazzi paparazzi isn't There A lady?

Speaker 10 (46:25):
Gaga?

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Song paparazzi how's? It going can you sing it for
me a?

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Little?

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Bit Me or anna to?

Speaker 4 (46:31):
See?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Either anna do you know what song he's? Talking?

Speaker 6 (46:33):
About OH yes.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
I do she's gonna, pass it give me, a little
give me a, Little. Taste anna, Oh yeah i'm gonna, go, camera.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yes boom your second word is telephone, Telephone, ring yes,
NO way.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I think you're gonna get. That one your next word, is, magic.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Magic, mushrooms, magic, right magic carpet. Magic magic there's a,
magic cereal but you probably don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
About that i'm gonna go, with carpet.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
No disappointment magic magic card?

Speaker 8 (47:20):
Is what?

Speaker 4 (47:20):
She went a?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
MAGIC CARD i i don't know what.

Speaker 9 (47:25):
MAGIC card i don't know what?

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Magic card are you You're A david? Blaine fan?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
All right your final word is, crow murder.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
No black.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
We came, out hot so. That's cool and you got
to Sing ON katie wb so that's a big way.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
For.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
You, anna well you didn't, win that but maybe you
can Win some tate. McCree tickets what do.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
You mean we are Playing a tate mc cray song,
Right now so we're Playing additional tate McCray song After
this tate. McCray song you could Go to tate McCrae her.
Com sir it, sold out well only if We played
tate McCray after.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Tate mccraig if, we do by, the way there will
be a keyword in between, the songs just saying any better.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Hang out it's one on one point three K w Allen.
And colts here's. The thing we Just played. Tate McCrae,
that's right and.

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Play.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Craze yeah so.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
You get those get those Keywords In iHeart. Radio app
get the keyword in talk back.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Six ish six and a half minutes left. To enter
you record yourself On the. iHeartRadio app now this.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Is my new. Favorite.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Game, fallon yeah you give me, two WORDS then i
put it into a little a. Little, generator yeah AND
then i will generate a news story based off of
the two words you, gave me a, real life a real.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
News story something. Real, happened? Okay, yah, yeah yeah uh
so does any?

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Two?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Words, trampoline? Okay gasoline?

Speaker 6 (48:49):
Got you.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
He was typing them into. A generator now two?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Got it The trampoline ARSON Plot, Ii Mine, south carolina.
Twenty seventeen, all right this guy Named Trenton. Ah trent
he was all upset at, his family, All right so,
he said you Know what.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
I'm doing you Know what i'm doing? My Family what
i'm gonna light their mobile home?

Speaker 2 (49:08):
On fire, oh no that's why would you?

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Do That, trend so now here's.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
The thing trent lived adjacent like right kind of behind
the mobile the. MOBILE home i.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Know where this is going so, fire spread, fire spread train.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Got on his trampoline With a. Milotov cocktail oh. My
god he needed to get enough height to reach the
distance to throw over the fence to the.

Speaker 10 (49:31):
Mobile, home okay so he's just, out there figure this
He jump tryan basically has a mini nuclear bomb jumping
on a trampoline with lick with, a dip he could
just light himself.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
On, fire yes so he, jumps up throws a couple
boom hit. The house say, all right that, worked out
target gets another one boom hits. The house, he's like you,
know what three. For three, LET'S see i Wasn't too
an did a little slippy slip on the.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Sackey sock been, there before and let me, tell you
when you, get older it's a lot harder.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Trampoline.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Jump now he luckily somehow managed to scramble away from,
the cocktail but the trampoline goes up, in flames tramp the.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Mobile, Home, ALSO no i saw it coming from a.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Mile away now here's the, thing though because he thought in,
his head, they're like they'll never be able to tell
where these cocktails. Came from except there's a burning trampoline in.
His backyard immediately.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Gets, arrested okay well yeah that's you just let them
right to. Your frendon.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
JUST terrible i do like this, game though that any
two words could just lead to. A, criminal yeah you
never know What's GONNA actually i should.

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going to send you on a little trip TO our
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pocket too if you win right now with the keyword
what a one point?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Three kW.

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It's one on one point three K d Wb or
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On hold put it, On, HOLD okay i got. Our,
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Let's actually play her talk.

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what sorry here's the talkback we got and This.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Is leah you Word for tate McCrae tickets, is okay
and we would be okay with winning tickets to. The
concert we have been listening.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
All, week long last week and, this week and we
have Been lifelong.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
Katiewe, fans okay.

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Now now we can bring.

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Her on okay you, Read this Yesliah, he leah?

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What's up it's falling and Colts like katie. W, b
hey we got your talk back and we understand you
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Tate McCrae.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Would be okay going to, you know we love that
energy to.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
That one oh, My goodness my fourteen year old daughter
is standing here clutching her chest like this is The
best christmas present she's, ever received best.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Mom ever that's. So awesome what's?

Speaker 6 (52:22):
Her name her Name?

Speaker 7 (52:24):
Is?

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Abby?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Hi Hi is abbie gonna Take? You leah or is
she going to boot you out and take a friend?

Speaker 6 (52:30):
With her, oh, no no she's coming.

Speaker 7 (52:33):
With, me.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Well congratulations to.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
You, guys also you're now in the running to get
tickets to her sound check party that we're going.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
To, Host okay oh, my gosh. That's, Fabulous congratulations thank
you guys so much. For listening.

Speaker 10 (52:49):
Thank You.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
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the King. Of netflix. You know he had like the
big movie Ever With happy.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Gilmore too he announced A show he's gonna be Live
In saint Paul on october. Twenty second have you ever
seen him do stand up.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Or anything i'm gonna just like His his netflix thing, since,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
We actually think he filmed that Here.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
In minnesota the last time he was here, WAS like
i want, to say a year or, two Ago and
JAKE and, i went and he was.

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So funny he was a little DIRTIER than.

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then he had random people like who's THE p i
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