Potato Gun Problems

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Gonna tell me you don't have no black cats, no
rolling candles or screaming mimies.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
No, Oh, come on, man, you don't got.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
No lady fingers, buzz butterles, sneaker bombs, church burners, finger blasters,
gut busters, zippity do dies.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Crab flappers. No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand and tell
me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters,
whisker biscuits, honkey riders, who's produced downs, cherry bombs, nips
and dazers with it without the scooter stick, or one
single whistling kiddy chaser.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
No, because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
My favorite, like Fourth of July, type of seen. The
movie is Joe Dirt.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
If you don't know about it, David Spain, it is
a classic.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
My last name is dirty. I just put an pronounce
in dear tay. It's not a big deal. It's actually sound.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
That's pretty cool, that's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
I love Joe Dirt so much.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Hey, we are officially most of you probably listening right now.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
First of all, is anyone listening? I don't blame you.
It's fourth of July week and I actually hope you.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Have the day off and you're not. But you know what,
Colt and I are here, we're gonna hang out. We're
gonna come back, talk about who's getting liddy?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Getting liddy tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Gonna get you a keyword doing one thousand dollars that
doesn't stop in twenty after on KATIEWB.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
One on one point three Katie WB. We're Fallon and Colt.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Let me just start by saying that our good friend
Ted has officially entered the chat. He has entered a
hot new, a hot new what is it bachelor or something?

Speaker 6 (01:47):
To fill up?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
What is up my old friends?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
We've missed you Ted.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Now we're having a very important discussion right now. Okay,
who's getting hammered tomorrow? That is the question between you
are Colt? Now, well, it's definitely not cold.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Let's take a poll, actually five three nine to one
of the text Lin, if you're getting hammered, just say hammer,
just sending hammered.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
So we need I can only see Fallon having like
three cocktails.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Max, That's all I need to be getting hammered, maybe
getting on the sauce.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Are you gonna be like out on a boat, I am.
Your husband whips it around, so you could be.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
So hear what my husband does.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, whipping baby.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Keep my husband out of your mouth.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well I haven't been able to keep his deck out
of my mouth. He just got a brand new deck,
which is crazy.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yeah that's great.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yeah, congratulations.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, why don't you both get hammered tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Cold doesn't?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
He won't or here's lightly buzzed. My family, I always
grew up like when Fourth July hit, as soon as
you woke up in the morning, everyone started drinking.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
That's like my family is too.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Is it universal? Is everybody?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I think this is the holiday to do it? Yeah,
if you're sure gonna you know, everyone's celebrating summer. We're
celebrating summer. Yeah, fat Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Will you be getting Lendy tech?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Actually, I'm going golfing on Saturday at like eight am,
so I'm gonna try and keep it kind of modest tomorrow.
I also, we lived through you guys. I'm also having
like a health crisis. I went to the doctor for
the first time in like six years last week. They
told me I have high cholesterol.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
I've never been told that in my life.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
But so I'm super paranoid now, so I need to
like be a little more health conscious.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
What do they say when you asked, what do I do?
How do I get rid of that?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Your nuggets instead of deep Prime please?

Speaker 7 (03:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
I'm going to like mix in some apples and you know,
maybe become a cardio guy.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Like you have a bicycling playlist. You should already just
be a cardio guy.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, I do, Okay, sometimes your boy gets busy and
and I don't have time for cardio.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
And you know what, it's not your fault. You have
high cholesterol. That's right. Your ancestors give me that day genetics,
my parents.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, caller, what up?

Speaker 5 (04:03):
We're gonna come back with your unbelievable story of the day.
Also your keywords.

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Speaker 8 (04:17):
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Speaker 4 (04:21):
Three kd w B. Okay, let me just colt. It
was like, all right, whoever's getting hammered? Can I get
a hammered on the text, Like, let me just read you.
Some of the responses we thought because they're so funny.
This one said, you bet I'm getting blasted all weekend
if you see me this weekend. No, you didn't. Number one.
Next text, getting high af on THHC selters to deal

(04:41):
with my sister in law to today.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Next text, I work retail making fried chicken. So I'm listening,
but after my half day tomorrow I start VAK. I
need a d C and a captain asap.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Go baby.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
This one says I'm rbally hammered. Yeah, y'all, wait.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Minute, just said hammered. Way, I think they're currently hammered. Hammered.
Just spent four hundred dollars that total wine.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yes they are. Yeah, they spent a lot of money,
a lot of Someone said, just don't drink, drink and drive.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Obviously we want to put divisage. Hammered kids will be
gone overnight somewhere else tonight. So I'm starting now, That's
what I'm talking about. And then someone else I think
is currently drunk. They said I'm due to my sing
along of the day heaven by Love's.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Only Boys playing at the Holiday station store. Right now,
I'm getting a beverage whoa, all right, how great soundtracking there.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
People are in a good mood. People, that's so cool.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
They're ready for it.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Okay. So an apartment building was on fire.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Oh thanks cult, a typical cult bringing the room down.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
And this guy he found out that his mom was
still inside.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh no, that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
He goes his mom is having some health issues, goes
to her house like three days a week. He's basically like.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
You know, partially caretaker.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, and he loves his mama. So he's like, not today,
I'm not gonna let this happen. No, what does he do?
He tries to go in the building, elevator's not working,
tries to find stairs, the steps Okay, gets there, it's
kind of blocked off. Too much smoke, too much fire
or whatever. You can't access it. So he decides he's

(06:15):
just gonna scale fifteen floors on the outside of the building.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
That's love, and try to do that save your mom.
That's love.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Now we're on the fifth story right now? No never, never,
pretty high up. Yeah, fifteen floors.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
I hope it had great upper body strengths. Let me
tell you what, I don't have upper body string.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
We'll check this out. Gets his mom. She hangs on
his back and they climb down.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Who wasson?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
MOA one and that? Zobe McGuire. I don't know, dude,
it was something happened. This guy became a super.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
It's one of those stories where like the adrenaline kicks it,
you know, like mom strength addast.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
That's just this kid had it the opposite of for
his mom.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, so that is an unbelievable story of the day.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
That's very unbelievable. I would try. I probably get three stories,
maybe fall afterwards. I don't.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
I don't know if it was like your wife or kids.
I actually think that you'd be crazy. I think you
actually would do it.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Sure one of my three cats or my dog too,
which you would not do that for cuddles cuddles maybe not?
I would say, like I try.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
To which cat would you try to say?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I'd make a story at the firefighter that'll hold me back?
Probably little boy, little boy.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
To hear you say when your captains they're suffer little.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Boy okay socky akay, Cinnamon.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
Say your phone was broken just forgot to charge it.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh love that you're wearing God, I hope.

Speaker 8 (07:40):
It siron and get you just say you're finished in
long started and so just so familiar.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Baby, would you.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Call it.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Stupid? Where is it?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Maybe it's useless, but there's.

Speaker 9 (08:01):
A cuter work for it.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
I know.

Speaker 7 (08:08):
What it is.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
It's the pop Culture Minute with Sellent and Cult on
one on one point three kd w.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
B and it's brought to you by Ovo, Lasik and Lenz.
So did he trial alternate juror has gone on live?
They're doing like you know, of course, like they're gonna
get as much press out this is as.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
They can for sure. But he was an alternate juror, remember.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
So he.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Like he was part of it.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
But I guess he didn't have a say. I guess
he was never asked to step up completely. But he
did see the videos, the freak off videos, and he
said he agrees with the verdict, and he.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Detailed some of the videos.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
I didn't read or like watch his full interview, but
he does say he agrees with the verdict.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Man, that sucks, so you have to watch those things.
I know, and also doesn't make sense. But yeah, that'd
be tough.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
It would be very tough. And also the judge said
no bail, okay, So that was one thing He's like,
did he doesn't get to get out on bail?

Speaker 6 (09:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
And so I think that that's at least good, right.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, because obviously has enough power to like.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Of aide if you have you imagine he gets out
on bail. Still has a white party for the fourth
of July. Oh so questionable. Our Tay mccraye and the
kid LaRoy over She's out in Centrepez celebrating and I
don't know who this guy is. Like at first, I thought, oh,
maybe he's a bodyguard, but like he is really hands
on in her bathing suit and swimming and helping her

(09:35):
get up a ladder and all these things. And I'm like,
wouldn't I mean, no offense. I don't feel like the
kid LaRoy has got a lot going on. Haven't like
not to be judge you, but like, why wouldn't he
be celebrating her birthday?

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Was?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I did?

Speaker 6 (09:47):
He did?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Just at a photo shoot and super busy? Then well no,
I saw his haircut. Yeah, if his haircut equals her
leaving him, it makes sense.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Okay, that's hurtful. Good news.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
If you haven't seen Sinners yet, it's streaming on Max
starting on Friday. It's the epic vampire film starring Michael B. Jordan,
Hailee Steinfeld. So so so good, Colt, then you just
pay to go.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
See it happens every time I spend twenty dollars for
like a band screening, and then it just comes out.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Like two days later exactly. Also, here are some things
that could happen. Taylor Lautner from Twilight could be cast
on Dancing with the Stars that wouldn't be fair to
any other dancer and kill them.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, he's so good, he do backflips all the time.

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Also, let's see, I had one other thing for you
at the box office this weekend, Jurassic World.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
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Speaker 5 (10:40):
We're follon and Colt. We're really testing if anyone's listening
on this third of July. Ted's siblings just called. They're
already hammered. It is two forty one PM, which means
you might be in the same boat. And here's the thing.
We will bribe you a little while later, because we're
gonna do our summer school pop quiz around three forty
four four pack of Twins tickets at the top of

(11:00):
the four o'clock We're going to do the best fireworks
sound out of your mouth. Ten dollars straight from my
venmo yours, so we won't like bribe you later. Right now,
it's just for funzies, just to be on the radio.
Anyone listening who had a firework injury, that's one category.
Another category has a crazy Fourth of July story or tradition, or.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Anyone listening who has a potato gun. I did have
a tato street legal. Aren't feels illegal to have?

Speaker 10 (11:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I feel like uncles have them because that's how.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
I got mine.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Well, they definitely wasn't Indiana.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
And then he brought a bunch of potatoes. He's a
load of that thing up and we shot into the
cornfield behind my house. But it doesn't seem like an
eight year old should have an aerosol can.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Good news.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
In Minnesota, potato guns, also known as spud guns, are
not explicitly outlawed by state law, but they may be
regulated or prohibited by local ordinances.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Well it's crazy, how you because you spray in the
back of a bunch of aerosolt then you light it
and it just there's like a mini explosion.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
And you just and a potato if it hits you
at rapid speed. Damage can be done, so much major damage.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
I think a slingshot is bad. I know Pato coming
like eight hundred miles.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
No thanks, pass right to my throat.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Pass sixty five one nine eight nine kdw B. That's
the number to use if you fit these categories, I
would love to talk to you. You know, we got
to those of us that are still working. We got
to do this together. Also, if you're hammered, that's fine too.
You can also text five three nine two one ktw
B one.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
You know who's definitely getting lit for Fourth of July
post Malona Morgan walling By one more time. The number
sixty five one nine eight nine kd WB one on
one point three kd WB or Fallon and Colt and
anybody listening who can call sixty five one nine eight

(12:55):
nine ktw B. If you fit in one of these categories,
you had a firework injury, you have a crazy Fourth
of July story tradition, or you have a potato gun.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
So what is your story? So I go up to rutled, Okay.

Speaker 10 (13:10):
Just north of Hinkley.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
But this is a tradition of.

Speaker 10 (13:12):
My grandpa's Every year he goes up to a farm
and puts on a python over his crotch and then
use it which clothes and then uses a garbage candlid
and his entire family shoots Roman candles at him, and
he called Suth the rop idiot.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
I've ever it's kind of nice too, because it's kind
of like the it's kind of like the purge, Like
any anger you have at your grandpa, you just get
it all out while you're shooting the Roman candles at
him once a year.

Speaker 10 (13:48):
Well, and he didn't always wear the stacy gear.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
What is what is your grandpa's name?

Speaker 7 (13:55):
Tim? Tim?

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Grandpa?

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Grandpa?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Now will someone carry on this tradition at some point?

Speaker 10 (14:04):
Absolutely not so I will live and die with him.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
I got it.

Speaker 7 (14:10):
It's a saferd tradition, but it will not be on
that carried off.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
I respect that. Happy Fourth of July. Thanks for calling Hi.
Which category do you fall into?

Speaker 7 (14:18):
Fireworks injuries?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (14:20):
What happened? Where were you? What's your name? I need
the details?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I named Florrie.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
And we were way up north as my.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
Brother and his kids, and they decided to have a
fireworks fight, and him and his son were throwing around
and it got stuck in my sleeve in my arm.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Oh gosh, you were just sit there watching. Well, they
were being hooligans and you were the one that got injured.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yep. Fire. It was like word war three that's going on.
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
It was like, well, it probably felt like when her
arm was burning cold.

Speaker 7 (14:49):
That's like.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I was actually one for the July where my little
sister she was roasting a marshmallow and it caught on
fire and she pulled it out to blow it off.
It flung and smoked my little brother on the cheek
and its che on fire. I'm smacking him trying to
get it off.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
You put between a couple of mart Well yeah, wow, okay,
Well do you have any scars left from that?

Speaker 7 (15:15):
Yeah? Just bought on my arm. It's right by my elbow.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Brother behavior too, man, Thanks for calling.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
What's your name?

Speaker 7 (15:25):
Hi? My name is Melissa.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Melissa. Which category do you fall into?

Speaker 7 (15:29):
The potato gun category?

Speaker 6 (15:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Melissa, how many potato guns you got?

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Well, we had to and a bunch of us, our
neighbors and stuff. We're playing around with them, and my
brother told my little brother to run just to scare him,
and he shot at him and actually hit him. He
didn't mean to, he just wanted to scare him, and
he hit him in the back of his shoulder and

(15:57):
broke his shoulder. We were so scared. Yeah, my dad
and we went up and my brother's crying and and
my brother's like.

Speaker 8 (16:09):
Tell him that you fell.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
Don't tell them that you got hit by.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
And then so my little brother at the time went
up to my dad and my dad's like, what happened.
What happened? He goes shot me with a potato gun,
and my dad so they ended up taking my little
brother and my mom took my little brother to the hospital,
and my dad took the stroll gun or the stroll
ska and cut up both of the potato guns.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Good makes Thanks for Colin. This is like such a
sibling thing to do.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
I will tell you that much because my sisters used
to spot me in the basement for backhand springs. Let
me follow my head and when I start screaming and
crying for my mom, they just.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Cover my mouth and I cold me down. It's so brutal.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
And someone else texted in, lol, fellon. You don't shoot
people with potato guns. You could absolutely kill someone. We
used to like tennis balls on fire and shoot them
out of the potato gun.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Lol.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Long start of forest fires.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
One oh one point three katiew were fallon and Coley
had a four pack of twins tickets for you around
like three thirty five in our summer school pop quiz
A chance around one thousand dollars around twenty after. But
we're gonna come back with Histo. Really, and yes, since
it is fourth of July weekend, there is a patriotic
theme here, don't you worry?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, the sexiest USPS carriers ever. I got the date. Yeah, wait,
it's about time for Histo.

Speaker 6 (17:40):
True went fallin and cold?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Okay, fallin. So it's eighteen sixty, got it. You have
a letter it's kind of urgent, needs to get somebody.
You're living in Missouri. Okay, sorry, got it? You have
a relative in California.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Oh so far away at that time.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
I know, And you say urgent, I need blank blank
blank blankety blank. Now here's the thing. Your option is
to put that letter on a train or a ship
either way. Ship to Missouri, ship down to Missouri, go
down to Missouri, and you come out. You it's a
long it's a long way.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Sounds like a long trip. Trains could be faster.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Okay, it's going to be four to five weeks before
that letter reaches.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Oh my god, person, urgency is really shifted in this situation.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
They said, listen, dude, this is America. What are we doing? Yeah,
we need we need to be able to unite the
country and communicate effectively, efficiently quickly.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Got to train ravens and owls immediately.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
We need to find orphans. What nineteen to twenty three
year old people who were Why do we go for
orphans because they're resilient, they rely on themselves.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
From nineteen to twenty three, they're considered orphans anymore.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Well, they want an orphan background.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
So these put they put these these men who used
to be orphans on ponies pony Express.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh my gosh, I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Now let me tell you.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
The pony Express comes from.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yes, and these are the first usps. Technically, this is
the lineage of the USPS. Well, now I'll just put
them in those square vanis history. So here's the thing
that's okay, I gonna say, my experience.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Is a little different.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
What's your experience?

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Well, my mail carrier is phenomenal.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
But I will tell you I've been ripped anew one
multiple times just asking for stamps and what envelope size
I should use in the actual office.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Listen. They would ride horses NonStop, day and night across
the country for seventy five dollars per trip. They would
go blizzards, deserts, mountain, Lion territory with just a revolver
and grit.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
All right, I feel like I would just steal the
mail a search. I wouldn't be able to resist. How
could you resist not looking to see because urgent letter
is They were on a mission. I know what I'm saying, Like,
when you're not, you have to stop eventually in sleep,
wouldn't you.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
They think you did a little sneaky in the letter.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Probably, but God, yeah, God forbid to have some fun
on the trip. Sometimes it would travel if they had,
like if they had to go all over the they
would go the longest ten days two thousand miles and
ten days on horseback to deliver mail.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
Not worth seventy five dollars, different times, different times.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Different times. Well, here's the thing. They didn't do it
for money. They did it for America and that's what
makes some patriots.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
All right, No they didn't. They did it for the money. Yeah,
there's no way they did it.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
We're driving patriotic.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Oh right, right, hippy fourth of July.

Speaker 8 (20:37):
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Speaker 5 (20:48):
This is like, so messed up, and I'm not trying
to freak you out, but as of this week entering
the second half of twenty twenty five, were chronologically closer
to the year twenty fifty than we are to the
year two thousand.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
It's kind of mess stuff. It feels targeted. It feels
like why are you even telling me?

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah. It's also like shut up, mind your business.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, like no one asked you.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
I guess it was me that shared the information.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Oh does it make you feel weird though? Because I
don't for me weird? Well does it make you feel
if I feel older? But it's like I don't, there's
nothing that I can do about it. And also two
thousand does feel like eighty thousand years ago.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
So it does. But when you are blessed with these
youthful genetics. What didn't even matter.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, Plus they say somebody in our generation, like if
you're a millennial, the first person to live to two
hundred is in our generation because of like I'm going
to be that scient Typically.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
The thought love, love my job, love talking to you,
but the thought of doing this for like one hundred
more years.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
No bank, did you imagine. No, there's going to be
so many apartments like where we live, and it's just
gonna be like back mad Day there was only a
single lane on whatever.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Macy's fourth at July Firework special on NBC and streamed
on Peacock are going down. They're gonna feature performances by
the Jonas Brothers, Lenny Kravitz.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
And Kiki Palmers. So make sure you check that out.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
It's an array of people that's okay, that's a good time,
and uh, the Old Guard too.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
I think we mentioned this Yesterdary, but that is officially out.
If you want.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
One.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
On one point three, Hey, d WB, time for your
summer school pop quiz and guess what, we have a
four pack of tickets to see The Twins.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
On July twelfth.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
By the way, when you you can call right now
to play by the way six five one nine eight
nine k d w B.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
When you go buy.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Twins tickets at twins dot com slash tickets, make sure
you use code fallon FA L E N twenty five
so you can get twenty five percent off tickets. That's
like all season single gay, like we just why not
save money? You know you're gonna go see your team anyway,
but right now you can get a four pack of
free tickets if you call on you answer a few
trivia questions and you get the most correct.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
All right, here we go. Hi, what is your name? O?

Speaker 10 (23:05):
Brandy?

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Hi Brandy? Where are you calling from? What are you
doing for Fourth of July?

Speaker 10 (23:10):
I'm working all day?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Lame?

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Don't say where you work. I don't want to turn
on them. But also that's lame. All right, let's get
your opponent on the phone. Hi, what's your name?

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Megan?

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Meghan? And Brandy Meghan? Do you have Fourth of July plans?
Or are you working too.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
Tomorrow? Working part of the day.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Oh my gosh, Cole, you and I shouldn't complain so much.
At least we get like part of the day off.

Speaker 11 (23:34):
Honestly, it's overtime and O Hi, get that money girl.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Okay, well, we're going to try to get one of
you guys a four pack of twins tickets. If you
know the answer to the trivia question, chime in with
your name, and whoever gets the most right is going
to win the tickets.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Which US president had a famous speech called the Gettysburg Address?

Speaker 7 (23:58):
Oh my? What that?

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Sorry, guys, because you're like kind of everyone's kind of
like a holiday mode. The answer is Abraham Lincoln, though
he is one of the popular ones.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
But that might be one of the most famous.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Okay here, I'm kidding here.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
Question number two, what part of the plant makes food
using sunlight?

Speaker 7 (24:25):
Megan?

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Photos know what part of the plant makes food using sunlight?
Is that Megan?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Again?

Speaker 7 (24:34):
Yes, Megan, Okay, that is correct.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Question number two, what is the plural form of the
word mouse?

Speaker 11 (24:44):
Megan? Mouse?

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Megan? What do you say?

Speaker 7 (24:49):
Is the plural?

Speaker 11 (24:51):
I said, I put on?

Speaker 4 (24:53):
So then no, Brandy, do you know the answer?

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (25:00):
So more than one mouse would be what? Yeah, I
don't know, the answer is mice?

Speaker 7 (25:08):
Where my god?

Speaker 4 (25:13):
I'm dying you guys, I love you.

Speaker 11 (25:17):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
What the country gave the United States the Statue of Liberty. Yes, Brandy, Brandy,
you said country.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Brandy. You chimed in, do you know the answer?

Speaker 7 (25:32):
Country?

Speaker 4 (25:33):
O Lord, I said country, Yes, okay, Megan, did you
know it?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Megan said New York.

Speaker 10 (25:39):
I think the question said the country?

Speaker 5 (25:42):
What country gave the Statue of Liberty the you guys, No,
it's in the US. It was given to us by France.
I am going to say, Meghan, because you got one point,
you are the winner.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Today might be the wildest. Yeah, be honest with me.
Are you guys drunk right now? Oh my god, Yes,
it's on the radio.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
I know what it is.

Speaker 11 (26:13):
I said, don't put it on the air.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Oh it's too late. It's live radio. Well, you guys,
I hope you you know what. I hope your day
flies by tomorrow. Suck, you have to work.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
The good thing is like people know your name, they
don't know what you look like. So you're not gonna
get it too much hate you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (26:27):
You got a four package, so I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
I love it. Okay, do you think that was gonna
work out? Would you put the hard candy in your mouth?

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Don't worry about what's my mouth? Stalin and cole One
on one point three k d w B.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
We Uh.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
We talked back earlier this week and then we I
think it inspired another one. But this woman has kind
of a wild question, so I thought you and I
could debate this a little bit cult. So here's the
talkback she left us.

Speaker 11 (27:03):
Uh can I ask my ex to the elite photos
of me from his Instagram? We broke up in twenty twenty.
I've moved on, he's moved on. I had a kid,
he has a fiance, and he has no photos of
his fiance up, but he still has pictures of me
on his Instagram. And I just think that that's weird

(27:24):
to sak, I think people are gonna tell me to
get over it or not be childish, But like, man,
I find it so strange. Am I in the wrong here?

Speaker 5 (27:36):
I don't think you're in the wrong for thinking it's
weird because you have well, I don't think it's weird
that he still has him up. I do think it's
weird he hasn't posted a single thing with his fiance,
like if I was the fiance, Like, bro, why are
you why do you still pictures of her up?

Speaker 4 (27:51):
And you have zero photos of me.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
But I also think people will probably say then unfollow
him or don't look at his page, right, But I
understand why it might be weird. I don't know, what
do you think, COLP, You're what if what if Jen's
X just had a ton of photos of first still up?

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I'd have to intimidate him. I have to park outside
of his house legally, I have to stand on a sidewalk. Legally,
I'd have to can't brandish weapon?

Speaker 7 (28:25):
Can I do?

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Can I give it a full example of what you
would actually do.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
In front of his house?

Speaker 4 (28:31):
No, I know what you do? Please let that picture
of because like I just like, I'm afraid. I'm afraid.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I think I would probably turn on Jen and I
would start being insecure. I'd be like, oh, what was
it better with him? I'd like somehow make it her fall.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
She's like, I don't want it up either.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
I think there's I think you cannot d m him.
I think if you m, he's gonna be like, oh,
see your student of mature.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I think I'm a m him as her Like I
would use her Instagram DM be like, hey, what's up?
Just see what his vibe is no, be like no,
you want to get back, and then and then be
like ah, I would never get back, You're a loser.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Screenshot screenshots sent a fiance You're incompetent.

Speaker 9 (29:15):
No.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
What would actually happen, though, is he'd be like no,
I'm engaged, and she'd be like I was trying to
play you and then she looks like the full So.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Now most men tempted, I think they would wow cold.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
That's a bold statement.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I do well a lot of us out there like
I would never cheat. It's like, well, have you ever
been tempted?

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Okay, new game plan.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
You've got to create a sexy profile as a woman
and need to start like littering in DMS to Jake
to see how he would handle it.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Jake, Jake is like one of the ten percent that
won in one of.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
My I agree, I agree, you wouldn't either.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
He'd be I'm on a peloton, can't now he would?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
He so annoying. I'm oh sorry, busy in the pula.
I don't know what do you think? Very nine two
one k WB one.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
One oh one point three k d WB we're fallin
and cult got normal or nope?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Coming up?

Speaker 5 (30:11):
You can start submitting those five three ninety two one
KDWB one. We'll do them around four thirty ish. Things
that you or your partner doing. You're like, is this normal?

Speaker 7 (30:19):
On mo?

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Bamp dis are you and your friends, you and your kids?
Whatever it is? But when we come back, we'll tell
you one to call. Not yet, we want to hear
your best firework impression. And yes there's a prize.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Don't worry, We're gonna do that right after Rihanna's Don't
Stop the Music.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
It's one O one point three k d WB.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
We're fallon and cult and obviously tomorrow is fourth of July.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Baby. So the thing is, we've done this for many things.
We've done like the best.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Turkey Sound, which is one of my favorite competitions I've
ever done, best Seagull I think we did.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Oh, we've done that for sure.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
So I believe this is our second annual Best Fireworks Sound.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Whoever calls right now six five, one, nine eight nine
KATIEWB and performs the best Fireworks Sound will receive a
ten dollars venmo for me.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
So you do need venmo.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
I will not be mailing checks. I don't do cash app,
I don't do any of that venmo.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Is all I do and listen. You could do like
a bottle rocket. Maybe you want to do a finale.
Maybe you want to do a sparkler. Oh spot, What
does spark sparkler sound like?

Speaker 4 (31:38):
No, there's no wet mouth popping to a sparkler. Disgusting,
throwing it out there, bring it back in? All right?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
So, yeah, you want to be a part of a
six five, one nine kublew for ten dollars. Why it's one?

Speaker 4 (31:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
I don't have that kind of money on me. I'm
hoping that no one does a good job and I
can be like, no one's good enough immediately hang up?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
But I don't know. Hi, what's your name? Hello, Katie
w B? No oh live Radio? Hi, Katy w B.
What's your name?

Speaker 7 (32:07):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (32:07):
My name's Abby.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
All right, Abby, you are contestant number one. Whenever you're ready,
please hit us with your best fireworks sound?

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Okay for sure? Dang the high pitch.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
I mean, I felt like I was feeling a fireworks
shooting to the ether.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I know I could see it. Hello, kat w B?
What's your name? What do they call you in the streets?

Speaker 7 (32:37):
Paula Paul?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
All right? Paula. Let's hear that firework?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
All right?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Thank you, Paul. One sec. Okay, she didn't cut out
a little bit, but maybe she was doing it for
like a silent firework show, like you know when you
put on your headphones and it's like a silent disco.
Maybe that's what it was. Okay, Hello, Katy double the b.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
What's your name, Kirah, Kira, Let's hear your best firework sound?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Oh boy, are you trying to chum in a kiddy?

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Slowly?

Speaker 11 (33:19):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
You gotta risk it for the biscuit, even if you
have like one up your sleeve.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
It's ten dollars because so far, I mean, odds are
good for I'm gonna be honest right now.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Abby's in the lead.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Let's be honest. Okay, sorry Paul. And here if you
don't want to wait, I get at Abby's in the lead. Hi,
what's your name?

Speaker 7 (33:33):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (33:34):
Am Jeff?

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Oh Jeff, oh Jeff Jeff? I peel like, are you
a hustler?

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Are you?

Speaker 6 (33:40):
Like?

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Oh, I'm not good at pool and then you hustle
the table like? Are you great with fireworks sound effects?

Speaker 7 (33:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Absolutely, I've been doing this my whole life.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Okay, all right, well let's hear it, Jeff. Let's hear
your best firework.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
All right, Like gonna put a little more effort in
your whole life for the training on that.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
One more person.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Okay, Hi, who's this by? This is Molly? Yeah, Molly,
what are you doing this weekend for Fourth of July?

Speaker 7 (34:17):
Firework?

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (34:18):
So you you've heard many a firework in your day.
That's exciting. That means you would probably have a great impression.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Right Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:26):
My five kids in the car that are going to
help me out.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Oh my god, it's the grand finale. All right, here
we go, Molly hit us with it.

Speaker 9 (34:34):
Okay, okay, kids on the account of three, one, two three,
that's really.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Good, Molly.

Speaker 9 (34:46):
Holla.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Okay, Abby, still by far you think so?

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Oh my god, the van full of people.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
No, you just want to give to him because she's
five kids. It wasn't better than Abby, Like you want
an avenue one more time?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Okay? Hold on, yeah, Abby, Abby, you got to bring
it home if you Abby, if you kill this, you
get the ten dollars.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
If not, he's given it to Molly.

Speaker 7 (35:08):
My whole life to this.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
We're ready, girl, Okay, how is that.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
What money?

Speaker 4 (35:21):
I play? Harry, fireworks, everybody.

Speaker 11 (35:31):
I would like to thank not only God.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
But.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yeah, shout out to the Hollar, the Sun, the Holy Spirit.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Okay, Abby, congratulations, I'm gonna VEENDMO you ten dollars.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
What do you think you'll spend it on?

Speaker 11 (35:46):
I think I'm gonna spend the ten dollars.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
I'm going.

Speaker 8 (35:50):
It's the Pop Culture Minute with Selling and Cult on
one on one point three k d w B and
it's brought to you by Ovo Lasik and Lead.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
So did he trial alternate juror has gone on live.
They're doing like you know, of course, like they're gonna
get as much press out this is as they can
for sure.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
But he was an alternate juror, remember.

Speaker 9 (36:12):
So he.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Like he was part of it. But I guess he
didn't have a say.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
I guess he was never asked to step up completely.
But he did see the videos, the freak off videos,
and he said he agrees with the verdict, and he
detailed some of the videos. I didn't read or like
watch his full interview, but he does say he agrees
with the verdict.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Man. That sucks. So you have to watch those things,
I know. And also it doesn't makes sense, but yeah,
that'd be tough.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
It would be very tough. And also the judge said
no bail.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Okay, so that was one thing he's like, did he
doesn't get to get out on bail? Yeah, And so
I think that's at least good, right.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah, because obviously has enough power to like evade if
you have.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
You imagine he gets out on bail. Still has a
white party for the fourth of July. Oh my, yeah,
so questionable. Ore Te McCrae and the kid laoy over.
She's out centrepe celebrating, and I don't know who this
guy is. Like at first I thought, oh, maybe he's
a bodyguard, but like he is really hands on in
her bathing suit and swimming and helping her get up

(37:10):
a ladder and all these things.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
And I'm like, wouldn't I mean.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
No offense.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
I don't feel like the killer has got a lot
going on. Haven't like not to be judge you, but like,
why wouldn't he be celebrating her.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Birthday with I did he did? Just at a photo
shoot and saw super busy? Then well no, I saw
his haircut. Yeah, if his haircut equals her leaving him.
It makes sense.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Okay, that's hertsful. Good news.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
If you haven't seen Sinners yet, it's streaming on Max
starting on Friday. It's the epic vampire film starring Michael B. Jordan,
Hailey Steinfeld.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
So so so good. Could thing you just hay to
go see?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
It happens every time I send twenty dollars for like
a band screening, and then it just comes out like
two days later exactly.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Also, here are some things that could happen.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Taylor Latner from Twilight could be cast on Dancing with
the Stars.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
That wouldn't be fair to any other dancer. Kill them.
He's so good he do backflips all the time.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Also, let's see I had one other thing for you
at the box office this weekend.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Jurassic World Rebirth.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
Is the normal or Nope on one KDWB.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
If you have a normal or Nope, make sure you
text us five three nine two one KTEWB one.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Also include your name. I'd love to give you a
shout out.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Although a lot of people I find in normal or
Nope don't like to include their identity Normal or Nope.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
I put milk in a soda stream.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Okay, I feel this was a little personal, but have
you ever tried carbonated milk?

Speaker 7 (38:40):
With that?

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Why would I?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Why would you know?

Speaker 4 (38:41):
It's not made to be carbonated.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
That's what somebody said about water and then they did it.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Now this is based on cold. He revealed this week
his milk and a soda stream. That is so and
what word I'm gonna use, raunchy, that's raunchy.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Let me ask you, it's kind of perverted. But let
me ask you this. Would you rather have soda if
it was incarbonated? Would you rather have a spin drift
if it was in carbonated?

Speaker 5 (39:05):
I can't think of any world where I would need
milk carbonated. I honestly don't even believe you.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
I don't even believe.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
I don't really drink other juices carbonated boom, No, I
don't drink like orange juice carbonated.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
That's what I'm saying. But that's what is. Spin drift
is basically just a fruit fruity. Don't drink pretty light
on the fruit?

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Pretty have you on? There's the water. What I'm saying, though, no,
because carbonating milk is sick.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I forgot you're not open minded.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
No, things are very black and white my world five
nine two one. Just a quick pole is putting milk
in a soda stream? And are we being closed minded,
normal or not?

Speaker 4 (39:42):
In that regard? I'll stay closed minded.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
I can't tell if you're serious, though, I can't tell
if it's one of your rage bait or not.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Why would you not normal or no?

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Got this one from Lauren writing you to do list
and going on side quests and completing tasks that aren't
on the to do list and adding them to the
already completed side quest task to the two do list
so you can tick them off and get a dopamine
hit for all of your amazing accomplishments.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Normal, absolutely normal.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, that's a normal trait.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Yeah, because you like makes you feel good, like getting
a gold star. Because it's not fair. It should count
that you did something, you check something off the list,
it should count. Normal or note from Camille calling your
toddler disgusting. My son was making a mess of his
dinner and when he was done, I want to pick
him up. I said, you're disgusting. Don't touch me. I'll
get a napkin. My mom gave me a look. Look
I was weird for saying that. Yeah, Nope, I'm going

(40:34):
to say that's not normal. I think that you can.
Like to my kid, i'd probably say like, that's disgusting.
Like if all of little Little twoed out, I might
be like, that's disgusting, But I wouldn't like, you're disgusting, probably,
although she hears me say it to my husbands.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Nasty normal or note we were going to play Chris
Brown but I deleted it. We're gonna play Pete Popla instead.
Normal or note normal normal.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Best normal decision you've ever made in your life.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
But ole, dude, stop hating on the milk, freaking me out,
making me mad.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
You're freaking me out like carbonating your milk, you monster.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Normally. We'll have more of those and two songs. K. First,
let's take some calls from the request You're.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Welcome, okay, the number one normal or No.

Speaker 6 (41:16):
One one three kd WB okay.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
So some people are going back and forth on your
carbonated milk. Got this text and it says carbonated milk
is unconstitutional and right before the.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Fourth of July. That's wild.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
This text has fallon. Hear me out, Pepsi milk, It's
one of the best drinks you could ever have in
your life.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
I'll take your word for it.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I can bring it to you like I can bring
in the soda stream and like some two percent or
whole whatever your game milk, maybe like almond milk.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
I brought this up to a group because the original
question was like, do I think soda streams are like
a little trashy? And I said I didn't think they were.
But before I even got my sentence out the group
of people I was with, they all were like, yes.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Immediately, I mean, they are trashy. I'll be honest there,
but I don't get why.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
But everyone's like rude. You mean, and why why heat
is by regular like normal?

Speaker 10 (42:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I mean, I get it, but it is maybe became
in a stainless steel or something. Sure.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
This text says that some people say, like I love
cream soda, which is like heavy cream with a flavor
and soda water, but carbonating milk is gross. Other people,
there are a couple people that agree with you. Someone
said a root beer float, that's a car that's carbonated milk.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
No, it's not. It's ice cream and root beer.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
You're not going to get miss me.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
It's not though. That's like not even factually true, they're wrong.
Normal or nope.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Here's a text we got dipping chicken nuggets and ice cream.
My mom loves to do it.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
I feel like everyone dips everything in ice cream these days,
your fries, your burger.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
I mean, sure, why not.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Tell your mom she's on Original Dan.

Speaker 11 (42:51):
Day?

Speaker 4 (42:52):
It was so rude? Okay, normal or nope.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
This is from Courtney walking through a gas stationing disappointed
that you can't find something you want or decide before
walking out after you use the restroom. You just did
it because you felt bad because all you stopped in
the gas station for was the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
You got to you peel it off like a band aid.
Just get out of there.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
I be lining, I'd be line out, Yeah, I get
my head down, or I'll be like, oh, I'm getting
gas out there. Trust me, is gonna be like hey,
They're just used to it at this point, I think
normal or note from Coal not Colt Cole. Going to
a sporting event and then when you get back home,
rewatching the like watching a replay of the game on TV.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh yeah, I've done that before, like a hockey game.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Really why?

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Well, because I was like eight and I was the
first hockey game I ever went to me and my
buddy and like stayed up so like two am rewatched it, like,
oh there we are in that section.

Speaker 7 (43:45):
No.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Yeah, but also that's not fair for me to say
because I'm not like a big sports person.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, I want to do it now, but like as
a kid, Oh wow, you're.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Just turning a call. Basically I was a childish thing
to do.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I'm gonna lose, okidding, what's happening right now? You'd be
so rude because everyone's yelling at me about milk being
gross carbonated? Yeah, no, tray, God forbid, someone support me
for once.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
I'm busy.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
You say you're gonna tell me that you don't have
no black cats, no Roman candles or screaming mimies. No, oh,
come on, man, you don't got no lady fingers, buzz butterles,
snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do dies,
or crab flappers.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand and tell
me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters,
whisker biscuits, honkey riders, hooskerdoos hoosker, don'ts cherry bombs, nips
and dazers with it without the scooter stick or one
single whistling kiddie chaser.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
No, because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I likes.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
But my good buddy, this is Morgan d w all Right,
well you took a throwback song. You vote on the
one we should play. Whoever gets three votes first wins
this week. I I'm cliche and I don't care. It
had to be done. This is the song I chose,
although I do wish that was my song. I do
wish it was.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Now this is your song.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Yeah, moving my hands to getting a star on the
Hollywood Walk of Fame. Finally, I know it's about time.
And Colt chose, I chose this song about you.

Speaker 6 (45:37):
I can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Oh the woe me won't me? That is a song
he rhymed mansion. What was cancer?

Speaker 4 (45:49):
So that's like a localized vibe.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Okay, people, I don't know where you're at, but.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Okay, anyone who wants to celebrate America with me, please
call six five one nine eight nine Katie w. Whoever
gets three votes first, we play the song.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
It's a throwback pro down, thrown throwback throwdown, take you
back to the old school, kad WB.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
It is time for each of us to give you
a little sampling of what song we chose, and then
you vote on the one you want to hear.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
So this week I chose for America this one, and
Cole chose the song about.

Speaker 6 (46:43):
Believe It.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Whoever gets three votes first, we will play the song. Hello,
Katie w B. What is your name?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Collin?

Speaker 4 (46:51):
How are you this third of July?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I am wonderful?

Speaker 6 (46:54):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (46:55):
I'm pretty good? Thank you? Are you going to go
see some fireworks through?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Okay? Quit flirting with Colin? Colin? Who you voting for?

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Our consultants hall to talk to people's.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Voting for me?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
That's right, Colin.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
You don't fallow for those honeypot traps. So I'll talk
about thank you sir.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Hello, you want to calm down a little bit? You
want to bring it back and not?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
What's your name?

Speaker 6 (47:15):
How are you good? How are you good?

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Control? Right now? Who would you like to vote for you?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Failing?

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (47:26):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Thank you? Hello? What's your name? S all right?

Speaker 7 (47:30):
Girl?

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Who you're voting for?

Speaker 7 (47:33):
You?

Speaker 5 (47:33):
I didn't see it coming. I really Miley off of Sheridan,
so I'm really thrown right now?

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Hello? Hello, what is your name?

Speaker 7 (47:40):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (47:40):
This is Britney, Brittany. Who are you voting for today?

Speaker 9 (47:44):
I gotta vote for Fallon listen, Miley. The fourth of
July is like Mariah to Christian.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Thank you, thanks. I couldn't have set it down.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Iconic, pretty iconic.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Two to two stresses go on, Hi, right now? Hello?
What is your name?

Speaker 10 (48:00):
Morgan?

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Morgan? What are you doing for Fourth of July?

Speaker 10 (48:03):
I'm going up to my in lost cabin.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Unless she doesn't like her in laws and that's how
it's in Wisconsin.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Okay, just you know you are the deciding vote, so
whatever you pick, that's the song we're playing. No pressure
are in the USA.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Thank you so much. I hope your in laws are
passive you all weekend.

Speaker 7 (48:28):
Thank you very much, Thank travel, Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
On a one point three, Katie w B are you
ready for the one k wordplay? Let's go all right,
your chance to win one thousand pennies. You have to
match four words with either me or Colt. So who
do you think you have better odds of matching?

Speaker 4 (48:44):
What's today? I'm gonna go with all right, beat it boy, Okay,
I have some difficult words for you today, but I
think you can do it. Okay.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Your first word is cheap, all right. You next word
is Prada shoe. Your next word is angel.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Pasta, angel hair pasta.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Okay, and your last word is roach.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
This is inappropriate thing.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
For r O A C H. I did I have
an okay call? All right, here we go, Here we go.
Your first word is she s h e e P.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
No, sorry, that was a joke.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
That's not a word. I'm gonna save you clothing, oh
my god. No fluffy Okay, I.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Thought wool maybe, Okay, Prada shoes.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
I'm gonna give it to you a shoe.

Speaker 9 (49:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Your next words angel cakes, pasta, angel.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Air, can broach, broach cockroach?

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Sure, because he said just the front end of that word.
I don't know what I'm playing it on the radio,
but I'll give it to you. But you did not
win for Justin today.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Sorry, Justin banks.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
Bad.

Speaker 8 (50:17):
Today's trending with Felon and Cold on one.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
On one, Katie w B Boy is back and by
you boy, I mean Joey Chestnut.

Speaker 7 (50:27):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Heck, yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
I knew you'd be hype about it.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Basically, he was out of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating
Contest and then he missed it.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
There was a contract issue, if.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
You remember, and he's like, I'm back, baby, So he's
coming back. The festivities begin at ten forty five five
a m. Eastern on ESPN two and three.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
It SONI ESPN. That's awesome, do you know?

Speaker 7 (50:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Do you know he's been doing it since two thousand
and six? How many hot dogs has this guy eating?

Speaker 5 (51:01):
It might be Okay, I don't know the answer to that,
and is he sponsored? His record is the Guinness World Record,
which was seventy six. Oh, let's if we can do
some math. He is the sixteen time winner, so for
at least sixteen years he's eating okay, seventy one to

(51:21):
seventy six dogs and that's just.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
In the competition.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Can I tell you something?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
And I don't know if he's won every year like
he did a few years where he didn't win. You know,
I have his.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Sponsors, all right, I love I love, I loved him
a sponsors sponsored by Hooters. Okay, pepto mold, which makes sense.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
That does make sense.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Oscar Meyer Luen and he has a Nike deal. What
does Nike you have to do a competitive eating I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
I feel like he can't have Oscar Meyer anymore. Wasn't
that the contract conflict because that's how.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
He Maybe maybe it was one of the past. Maybe
that's what happened. Maybe was the past and he dropped
him or something. But that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Another trend hot dog nails.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Yeah, picture a nude base which is the bun, then
a thick red line down the center, and a yellow
mustard on top of it.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Sick, you're gonna get the hot dog nails?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Where's the ketchup?

Speaker 7 (52:10):
Though?

Speaker 4 (52:10):
That is the ketchup?

Speaker 2 (52:11):
The rut?

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Oh, there's no ketchup because these aren't children getting.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
These shots fired.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Oh dude, can I tell you something? What I thought
Relish wasn't pickles. I don't know what I thought relig
do you think it was? I don't know, but I've
hated Relish without even trying it for the past thirty
one years, and I just found out it's ground up pickles.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
That's all it is.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
It's not really ground up, but sure, yeah, basically so
I would like it. Probably do you like pickles?

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (52:38):
And yeah, you probably congrats. I'm glad you found your
way to that one. Also, the fourth of July Fire
Special will be on NBC streamed on Peacock, featuring Jonas brothers,
Lenny Kravitz, and Keiky Palmer, the most random line up
of all time. And as of this week, entering the
second half of twenty twenty five, we are chronologically closer
to year twenty fifty than we are to two thousand.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
That is terrifying.