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August 21, 2025 • 39 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good mon.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is Hollywood Hamilton and the KATU Morning Crew.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
I want to be five Katy.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Let's do a roll call.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Everyone ready, Samantha Standard, director of Operations. Are you here,
President Astra, I'm here.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Anthony, I'm here, Jaki.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Jaky Yanky's late again, figures, Marie.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Did you know that they serve water? They are making
water that has marijuana in it.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
This is the roll call. I just saw this. It's
just a here present.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, it's one word.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I guess that's why is that necessary?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
It's one on three five ks you to beat him
New York to Hollywood Morning. Let's take him over to
our resident La boo boo lover over there. Look at her.
Her name is Astra. All things Entertainment and show biz.
You have labu boos, right, yeah, all things la Booboo.
This week they're launching the mini versions of this widely
popular satanic doll.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Yeah they're not satanic. I mean it's a pepy.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
They are very creepy.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
They're creepy but cute. You know, you can have the
two in one my prices.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
They're like your devil da, what's your name of your
two labuobo?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I know you have two of you mentioned it two
weeks ago.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
So I have Ceci and that one's butter yellow, really cute.
And then I have Baba, which is light brown with
these big brown eyes because my friend got it for
me because I have big brown eyes. So I was like, oh,
it's cute. On the topic of la boo boos, since
they are the hot craze right now, Madonna wasn't about
to miss out on hers because for her sixty seventh
birthday in Siena, Italy, she celebrated what she called my

(01:48):
dream for many years, which was watching the legendary Paleo
horse race. Now she was joined by her boyfriend Aikeim Morris,
and her daughters Lords and Mercy and the Queen of
pap reaved about the experience, saying, there are no words
to describe the excitement, the suspense, and the pageantry. And
the night ended with fireworks, a massive pink cake, and
on that pink cake was a giant La boo boo

(02:08):
right on top with icing that read Happy Birthday, Medo doo, Sirius,
Medo do yes said med do yeah. Madonna's I guess
Madonna wants the name of her La Booboo mado doo. Okay,
so guys, do you remember when I was telling you
how Snoop Dog collabsed with this artist and they created
an ashes to art collection which included personally smoked roaches

(02:29):
of his. The pieces were up for auction. They raked
in one hundred and forty eight thousand dollars on all
of them.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Why are people doing this? Why I don't.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Understand someone's ashes another person's treasure, you know? Anyways, Okay,
never mind questions.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
True, but guys, we do have to get into this
really sad story I have to share about the nicest judge,
Judge Frank DiCaprio, who became famous for his show Caught
in Providence and went viral for being one of the
most compassionate judges in the courtroom. He sadly passed away
peace at the age of eighty eight after a battle.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Of pops up on Instagram all the time.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Yes, such a sweet man now. The announcement was shared
to his Instagram page yesterday afternoon, which was actually less
than twenty four hours after a video of the judge
was posted, showing him smiling in his hospital bed asking
for prayers to help him during this difficult time now
he's being remembered as a respected judge, devoted husband, father, grandfather,
and of course more. And he was such a sweet man.
So sad to talk about that. But may he rest

(03:24):
in peace. And that is the dirt to dish.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
The dirt to dish. Thank you, Astra.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
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Speaker 1 (03:34):
Jakie go, Thanks Hollywood.

Speaker 7 (03:36):
N MLB News Mets take on the Nationals in DC
last night and full short. The series finale is tonight,
with Sean Maney.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Getting the start.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
Yanks go on to win five straight games as they
defeat the Tampa Bay Rais in Tampa.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
The best rivalry in.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
All sports returns to the Bronx tonight as the Yankees
welcome the Boston Red Sox to the stadium for a
four game set. Louise Gill will be towing a slip
I have been the bleed down Bronx. In NFL News,
the Giants play that final preseason game tonight at MetLife
Stadium against the New England Patriots. Giants fans will get

(04:10):
one last look at the squad before the season opener
in two weeks. Let's see if Dart gets some more
reps with the offense for the old man, Wilson will
steal the show and take up most of the snaps.
One thing is for sure, this defensive front should be
one of the best in the league. So don't let
the g men get the lead, because it will only
open up blitz packages for the defense and let up

(04:31):
Dual Carter and Sexy Dexy run rampant.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
In boxing news.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
Jake Paul confirmed he will face Javonta Tank Davis in
an exhibition fight November fourteenth at State Farm Arena in Atlanta,
with the event to be broadcasted on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Things are getting spicy.

Speaker 7 (04:49):
Javanta has been disrespecting my name for too long, Paul
wrote Wednesday on x His nickname might be Tank, but
I'm an FP legs drone and I'm about to disab
this tiny boy.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
There's a huge heightened.

Speaker 7 (05:03):
Weight difference between these two fighters, which is not your
traditional boxing match. Paul and Davis will use larger gloves
and will likely fight under similar weight rules to those
accepted by Paul's brother Logan and Floyd Mayweather. Junior during their.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Twenty twenty one exhibition.

Speaker 7 (05:19):
Sure hope this guy Javonta Davis could finally take down
Poul like nobody else could. In NBA News, superstar Sean
Wall announces his retirement from basketball, and that's on them
all swing.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Thank you, Jakie, great job as always Jakie Ball's Sports.
Right here, Kate, you're coming up next, tell me something good.
We got a K two Morning Crew T shirt for
you if you basically tell us something good.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Next on, Kate to.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
You, it's one of three five k TiO to beat
up New York, the Hollywood Hamilton Show and of course
the k T Morning Crew right here.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
You know this is the station.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
This is the station gives out all the big concert tickets,
not only on our show, but you got Max Well
in the afternoon, you got DJ pro Style.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Of course from seven to midnight, he's got concert tickets.

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And let's not forget our very own Windy in the midday,
she's got your concert tickets as well.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Right here, on, Kat, we have a possible tell me
something good, Anna Ali.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
The Voice of God, producer Anthony Ladies, and Chan the
megaphone has returned.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Okay, what's going on. We have tell me something good online, all.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Right, tell me something.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Good, tell me something good.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Who's on the phone with.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Us, Soul Franklin, ladies and gentlemen, Hey, all right, song?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Did Samantha just go hey, hey, hey.

Speaker 9 (06:54):
I love you guys. I love you guys. Everybody loves
you guys.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
So of course you know how this works. Obviously, you
listen to the program. It's telling me something good. Tell
us something for your KT your Morning Crew T shirt.
Tell us something interesting about yourself, something enlightening, something that
might entertain us, something that we might learn from Sal Franklin.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Tell us something good.

Speaker 9 (07:16):
I got all of that because you know what's good.
Bagels and cream cheese done right. You gotta schmear the
cream cheese on the bagel.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Okay, I understand, I understand.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
But who are you and what gives you the right
to start showing off with cream cheese.

Speaker 9 (07:35):
I am an official bagel and cream cheese artisan. I
know how to make the better than anybody else. Okay,
there is an art. You cannot just swap some cream
cheese on a bagel. It has to be done right
or it's not gonna taste good, and it's not a
work of art. And I'm telling you you gotta do
it right. And I do it right where I work
every day everybody.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
So there's a difference between a schlop and a smear.

Speaker 9 (07:59):
There is a huge diference between when you get a
bagel Mitch smear. You do not get a block of
cream cheese.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
So much.

Speaker 9 (08:11):
That is a disgray. I see that all the time.
It is a disgrace, disgrace.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
To the hold On saw hold On Samantha director of operations.
Can wasn't this justin that it was?

Speaker 10 (08:25):
It was a great article in the Post not too
long ago about outrageous right, about a woman who was
really mad about the lazy schmear she got on the bagel.
It got quite a few views on TikTok, and I
did see it. It was pretty on.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Half the bagel. I wasn't even having a toll in
the entire bay. It was looks like an ice cream sandwich.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Somebody said, I don't have to take the bagel home
and do it myself.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Get it right the first time, all right. Very passionate
about Anthony, about this, very passionate.

Speaker 9 (08:53):
I even have a special smear tool which I use.
It's like a painter's tool with a flat edge. It's
bigger than a butter knife. And you start in the middle.
You go in concentric circles, around and around and around,
making sure you got the coverage that you need of
the entire bagel inside vulture side, not just one. You
have to make sure that doesn't slop over the side.

(09:14):
It has to be the proper thickness, the proper consistency.
There's a lot of stuff that goes into a smear
that's that most people's buy it, don't realize.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Should the smear come out the whole of the bagel
or is that not?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay? Good question, good questions, good question, good question.

Speaker 9 (09:31):
There's a big debate about that. There's a limit to
the smear that goes through the hole. You cannot pop
the smear through the top of the hole and the
bottom of the hole so that the whole thing is
just sloppy all over the place and you get it
all over your face.

Speaker 10 (09:44):
Right coverage is important, the correct coverage that's correct.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
And also when I tell you don't toast a bagel,
don't toast a bagel, don't actually.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Toast like Hey, first of all, I like a toasty bagel.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
And if I tell you don't toast it, don't I know.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
This is something else that is near and dear to
your hearty Anthony. But I'm a fruity type of cream
cheese guy. I'm a fruity type of chance.

Speaker 11 (10:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I like the friend well to each his own.

Speaker 9 (10:10):
Doesn't surprise me with you, ollywood, Okay, all right?

Speaker 4 (10:16):
And you and you saw you attended a culinary school
you mentioned at the top of the call with Can
you tell us a little bit about your background?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
I want to I want to see paperwork.

Speaker 9 (10:24):
I did go to a Brooklyn culinary institute. But I
tell you everything that I learned about bagels and schmear
came from my father, from my grandfather me how to
do it right. And it's an apprenticeship, really, And I
teach a class on the weekends. Okay, I give seminars.

Speaker 11 (10:40):
To lost art.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh, there's a seminar, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
And people pay for this. I gotta I got a
client for you. There's a del young guy in aby
Eros not out and needs this class. Let's give it
up and give this man a kat your morning couture.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Give it.

Speaker 11 (10:56):
God.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
I gotta be honest with you. I've learned so much
in such a short amount of time. Saul, thank you
so much for checking in. You got yourself a Kate
two morning confut. Thank you for listening, my man. We
really do appreciate you. All right, we love you.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Took all right.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
One of the most asked questions right here on the
morning show the Hollywood Hamilton KT your morning crew, right
here is what is Ward Roses all about? We got
a brand new, all new Warter Roses going off seven
forty gang.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yes, some of.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Them are sad, some of them are mad, some of
them are crazy. Some of them are very very very bizarre.

Speaker 12 (11:38):
I am the mermaid, oh all right. I come from
a long line of mermaids. Actually it's a lineage and yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Okay, wait wait, what's what's going on? Mermaid? Okay, well,
what do you mean you're a mermaid?

Speaker 5 (11:51):
You mean you you you pretend to be a mermaid, right, No.

Speaker 13 (11:55):
I'm really a mermaid.

Speaker 12 (11:56):
Like I have to take a bath every night to
just less my gills, unfold and breathe, and I play
a mermaid at children's parties.

Speaker 11 (12:05):
That's what I do.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
You got that? Yeah, I sure did.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Okay, but okay, Claire, you actually play a mermaid, right,
you're not What do you mean, you're really a mermaid?

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I don't understand what you're saying.

Speaker 12 (12:17):
Well, I'm an actual mermaid. I mean I'm in human form,
but then I go into a mermaid form. My parents
were mermaids. Their parents were mermaids. Yeah, a real mermaid.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Now you might think that.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Okay, so she's putting us on, she's calling us, she
wants to get on ward Roses. But Anthony actually had
a pre interview with her last night, and Anthony, what
is she?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
What exactly did she tell you?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
She was actually pretty convincing when I spoke to her,
Like the more she talked to me, the more like
I was convinced.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
And then you asked for a picture. She sent a
picture which is on my Instagram. Went to Hollywood Hamilton,
Hollywood Hamilton. She sent the photo. She's extremely beautiful.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Here's the here's the picture right here, here's the shot
right here.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
She is she looks almost like Kim Kardashian, right.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
So she sent us a picture, and then Marie and
I we called her. And now this isn't the first
time I heard about people. Actually, there's a woman in Norway,
there's a woman off the coast of Italy. There's people
all over the world that actually do believe they are mermaids.

Speaker 10 (13:19):
They identify as mermaids.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Is that the idea?

Speaker 4 (13:24):
And if you look at the picture closely on the
old Instagram there, you'll see that there's the scales actually
morphed into her skin of her cause that looks believable.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
But then I'm not.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Sure it's a costume, you guys photoshop.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
I mean, please, what year is it?

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Twenty twenty five year?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
People, that's not the point.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
The point isaid, she's a mermaid. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Jan Okay, here's the point. It's what her boyfriend had
to endure and what the boyfriend had to go through
before he broke up and ghosted her. And that's what
the call is all about. We get the boyfriend on
the phone and wait till he.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Now he paddled upstream.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
But she didn't sound like she was mentally ill. Yes,
she's showed no indications of being mentally ill.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
She spoke very clearly.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Honestly, at this point, I'd date.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Her set him up with all right, very good.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Anyway, that's a seven forty.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
This woman truly does believe she's a mermaid, and I
think she might convince you as well. See the picture
over on my Instagram into Hollywood Hamilton, Hollywood Hamilton.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
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Speaker 4 (14:32):
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six hundred and fifty four dollars and it ends August.
I think in five days. I'm talking about this affordable
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Speaker 6 (14:43):
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Speaker 1 (14:45):
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(15:11):
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Speaker 4 (15:28):
Very good, all right, very nice, all right, good luck everyone.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Good luck.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
K to you, The Hollywood Hamilton Show and the k
t YOU Morning Crew Coming up. We've got Astra Entertainment,
astor what are you covering? Coming up at seven?

Speaker 6 (15:39):
Well, coming up, Kelly Clarkson's feeling guilty. Dua Lipa is
finding her next sound. Nick Jonas drops a hot fossil
collab here in New York City and more. And that's
all coming up for you.

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W k t U Lake Success in New York.

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But I really loved your morning show so much. People
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You were listening to Hollywood Hamilton and the KTU Morning Crew.

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Kati you Astra, you're on deck. You just about ready.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
I'm already all right.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Astra Entertainment coming up next? Hey, the power Ball? What
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Speaker 11 (16:16):
Here?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Six hundred and forty five million dollars? Tonight?

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Tonight's the big night.

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Didn't happen Monday, so they're going for tonight. It's up
to six hundred and forty five million dollars tonight. You know,
winning a powerball jackpot is like finding a unicorn. Everyone
talks about it, but nobody's actually ever seen one.

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It was just horrible.

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Because everybody came out of the woodwork.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yeah, it kind of lost himself. The marriage got busted up,
and it just was not good.

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haven't won it killing yourself.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
She's a big powerball person. That's why I bring it up.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Good Luck to night, Good luck tonight, Murray Astra Entertainment,
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Astra?

Speaker 6 (17:08):
Nick Jonas launched his new Fossil Watch collab here in
New York City the other day at the Soho Diner
and he was joined by his famous friends Ben Platt
and Hallie Bailey. Now the diner was transformed into Fossil
Diner and styled after his Fall twenty twenty five campaign.
All three of them were pieces from the Nick Jonas
by Fossil collection, which one on sale yesterday and the
watches are priced from one hundred and fifty to three

(17:29):
hundred and fifty dollars not too bad and you can
get yours at Fossil dot com and at Fossil stores
and Fyi. They will be available at stores worldwide in September.
I know you're a big watch guy. You might want
to get one.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Hollywood money grab.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Fossil watches were big right in the ages.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
They were at one point, but now everybody wants to
Philip pateec and like the Rolex and.

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All those stuff see cab Baby.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
Kelly Clarkson is reportedly feeling guilty over the death of
her ex husband Brendon Blackstock, and questioning if the stress
of their divorce was detrimental for his health. A sourci
told The Daily Mail that Kelly is aware that stress
can impact the body and makes someone more susceptible to cancer,
and although the timing could be purely coincidental, she knows
how much tension the divorce and lawsuits put on them.

(18:12):
While the source is insisting that Kelly does not blame herself,
they emphasize that she is conscious that the double whammy
of the divorce and the fact that he had to
repay her millions of dollars was very tough on him.
Dua Lipa is teasing what's next. In Harper's Bizarre, she
revealed she's been recording in New York with producer Mark Ronson,
you know, the same producer behind Dance the Night from

(18:34):
the Barbie soundtrack. Now, Ronson says, I feel like I'm
watching you now as a woman, delivered these new songs
and this vocal. It's a beautiful lyric about her relationship.
Duah continued, telling the magazine, every day, I'm making something
that sounds completely different from yesterday. Trying to figure out
the new direction is probably the most fun part, but
it's also the hardest not to mention. She's also doing
all of this while she's still on tour, and of

(18:55):
course fans already excited about her next era. And lastly,
jeff Righting and Octavia Spencer teaming up for a powerful
new project, a film adaptation of Arthur Miller's classic Death
of a Salesman. Now, Jeffrey's going to be taking on
the iconic role of Willie Lowman, while Octavia plays his wife, Linda.
The nineteen forty nine play tells the story of a
weary salesman torn between work and family after a car

(19:18):
accident and failed trip. Now's the story that's been brought
to the screen before. You might remember back in nineteen
fifty one, the film that earned five Oscar nominations, and
then again nineteen eighty five they did a TV movie
starring Dustin Hoffman. As for this new version, it is
already generating major buzz. And that is the dirt to.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Dish, the dirt to dish. Thank you, Astra.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
You'll be back next hour, of course with Jake Ball
Sports right here on the Hollywood Hamilton Show on the
kt Morning Crew.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
We love you dearly.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Coming up, we got an all new, brand new ward
Eros is happening this hour.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
We'll talk about that next in Spirit Halloween. Those stores,
they're in the news.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
And if you own a Jeep twenty four to twenty
five jeep, bad news. Up next right here on Kate
to You, k to You, the Hollywood Hambleton Show, the
k T your Morning Crew. Coming up, we got a
brand new it's brand new today, all new War of
the Roses. Some of them are uh, some of them
are kind of sad. Some of them are kind of
like weird and bizarre. This one happens to be one

(20:16):
of those bizarre ones. This woman calls in and she
insisted on the fact that she is a mermaid.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
That is a thing.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
By the way, there are people around the world that
actually do believe they come from mermaid heritage.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Would you say, there's a lineage? Yeah, that's what this
woman says. Listen, listen to this. Listen, listen to this.

Speaker 13 (20:35):
I am a mermaid.

Speaker 12 (20:36):
Oh, I come from a long line of mermaids. Actually,
it's a lineage and.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah, okay, wait, wait, what's what's going on?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
A mermaid?

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Okay, well, no, what do you mean you're a mermaid?

Speaker 5 (20:48):
You mean you you you pretend to be a mermaid?

Speaker 13 (20:51):
Right, No, I'm really a mermaid.

Speaker 12 (20:53):
Like I have to take a bath every night to
just let my gills unfold and breathe. And I a
mermaid at children's parties. That's what I do.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
You got that?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I sure did.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Okay, but you know, okay, Claire, you actually play a mermaid, right,
You're not What do you mean you're really a mermaid?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
I don't understand what you're saying.

Speaker 12 (21:14):
Well, I'm an actual mermaid. I mean, I'm in human form,
but then I go into a mermaids form. My parents
were mermaids. Their parents were mermaids. Yeah, a real mermaid.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Now, I know what you're asking yourself. What the hell
does this have to do with Ward of Roses?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Right? Well?

Speaker 4 (21:31):
What her? Her boyfriend had to endure a lot dealing
with this woman, and he ended up ghosting her, wanting
nothing to.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Do with her.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
I you know, go figure. We get him on the
phone and things start to explode. And this woman didn't
come across as mentally ill in any way, shape or form.
She obviously deals in kids' parties, but she was so animate,
and the more she described about her being a mermaid,
the more believable she was.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
So we decide to Eric, so the.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
First mermaid we've ever had on War of the d True,
That's very much true.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Murrie a pretty mermaid, I might add, if.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
You want to see the picture of this mermaid, she
did submit a picture which she is actually incredibly beautiful.
She's out of Staten Island. I don't think. I don't know,
I don't notice the water being that clean right there
in Stanton Island.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Definitely not.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
But if you want to see a picture of a
very pretty mermaid that she submitted to us, go to
my Instagram under Hollywood Hamilton Hollywood Hamilton on Instagram, and
you'll know what we'll be dealing with in about twenty
minutes right here on k tu Crow. Do you remember
it was about two months ago when Spirit Halloween was
looking for employees. Yes, well, this is the first year

(22:43):
they've opened up in August.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Verus for Halloween. Right. I saw my very first Spirit
Halloween store open.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
I think it was Brooklyn Ocean Avenue in Sheepshead Bay yesterday,
So I saw did.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
You go in there?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
I did not go in out, just so I thought
i'd bring it up a Spirit Halloween and anyways, I
had Anthony contact Spirit Halloween and this is the earliest
they've ever opened Spirit Halloween store. Also, jeep as recalled
close to one hundred twenty five Wrangler jeeps. According to
the National Highway Safety Administration, it has something to do
with tire pressure, a tire pressure gauge. So if you're

(23:20):
driving around a jeep right now, I thought I'd just
passed it along for a goof. I just thought i'd
tell you anyways, but.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
You're a jeep guy.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
I'm a jeep guy. Plus, I had no story for
this break. We had nothing to I just went with.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
I went with two.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Things and hopefully they stuck. That's what I did anyway.
All right, Do you get ducked with your jeep all
the time? You do?

Speaker 11 (23:40):
Time? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:40):
My wife, My wife owns a jeep Rubicon.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
What does it mean to get ducked?

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Go ahead, explain it, Hollywood, Do you know what it
means to get there? I got nervous the first time
my son got ducked. I got very scared, like it
was some scam or something.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
But it's no, it's it's a phenomenon that happens with
people that own jeeps. Like you'll go into like BJ's,
or you'll go in a mall, you come out of
where your shopping, you come out and all of a sudden,
in the parking lot with your jeep, you'll find a
little tiny duck, a little duck on the hood of
your jeep.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah. Really, that's a thing.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
It's a thing, and it's been going on for about
I don't know, maybe ten eleven years now, and I
still to this day don't know what it's all about.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Now, I know.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
I know there's some jeep owners out there that know
what the duck represents. I have no idea what that represent.
But over the course of the last thirteen years of
owning a jeep, my wife and I have collected maybe
maybe anywhere twenty five to thirty of these little tiny ducks.
And what people do is they line them along their dashboard.

Speaker 9 (24:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
So if you see, if you see these things on
a jeep's dashboard, they trade him with one another. So
you receive a little duck from a jeep and then
you pass that on to another jeep, and that duck
rides around with that different jeeps for you.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Take it forward. I just love that you pass it
on to another jeep. Friend, I love it.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Oh my god, she just said that.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Then your listener knows. Maybe it's six nine nine three
five somebody. I don't know why this happens.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Good idea, Anthony six ninety ninety three five. Let us
know if you know what what is the jeep represent
in correlation to.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
The dead land?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Exactly?

Speaker 4 (25:17):
All right, it's Kate to you, all new warter roses.
Wait to hear this woman, the mermaid, the Little Mermaid.
Next on, Kate to you coming up, all my friends,
It's Hollywood, Hamilton the K to your morning crew right here, say.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Good morning everyone, please take a morn morning. Good morning. Really,
what what do you want us to do? Backflips the energy?
Come on one more time?

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Come on, come on gang, come on, get up, we
can go.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Now there you go. You're right ast I like the
subdued one. I like the other one. You're right all right.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
So anyways, brand new warter Roses coming up next. This
woman honestly believes, and I think you will too. Have
to hear the phone call. I know it sounds a
little strange, but yeah, she believes she's an actual mermaid,
a first for us.

Speaker 13 (26:08):
I am a mermaid.

Speaker 12 (26:10):
Oh. I come from a long line of mermaids. Actually
it's a lineage.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
And yeah, okay, wait wait, what's what's going on?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
A mermaid?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Okay, well, what do you mean you're a mermaid?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
You mean you you pretend to be a mermaid?

Speaker 13 (26:24):
Right, No, I'm really a mermaid.

Speaker 12 (26:26):
Like I have to take a bath every night to
just let my gills unfold and breathe. And I play
a mermaid at children's parties. That's what I do.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
You got that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I sure did.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Okay, but h okay, Claire, you actually play a mermaid?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Right, You're not? What do you mean you're really a mermaid?
I don't understand what you're saying.

Speaker 12 (26:48):
Well, I'm an actual mermaid. I mean I'm in human form,
but then I go into a mermaid form. My parents
were mermaids. Their parents were mermaids. Yeah, a real mermaid.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
What does that have to do with War the Roses?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Well, her boyfriend go figure ghost at her and we'll
tell you the reason why you wait to hear this
story coming.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Up next and all new War to Roses here on kt.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
You and now The Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU
Morning Crew presents War of the Roses again.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Check out the all new, brand new Ward Roses animated
series at iHeartRadio dot com slash War of the Roses.
So we got Claire on the phone.

Speaker 12 (27:33):
Hi guys, thanks for having me.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
So Claire I wants to being warder Roses because she's
got First of all, you got to know Claire a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Claire.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
I mean this in a good way. You're just out there,
You're way out there.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
She's a little different, a little different Claire.

Speaker 12 (27:46):
Why don't you I am the mermaid. Oh, I come
from a long line of mermaids. Actually it's it's lineage.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
You mean you you pretend to be a mermaid.

Speaker 13 (27:58):
Right, No, I'm really a mermaid.

Speaker 12 (28:00):
I have to take a bath every night to just
let my gills unfold and breathe, like, come in human form,
and I play a mermaid at children's parties. That's what
I do.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
M You got that, Yeah, I sure did. She's a
mermaid and she performs there.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Okay, but okay, Claire, you're a mermaid at children's parties.
You're a what do you mean you're really a mermaid?
I don't understand what you're saying.

Speaker 12 (28:27):
I'm an actual mermaid. I mean, I'm in human form,
but then I go into a mermaid form. My parents
were mermaids. Their parents were mermaids. Yeah, of course, yes,
a real mermaid.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
That's right. All right, Claire, Claire, why are you calling
War of the Rose? Why would a mermaid be calling us?
This morning?

Speaker 12 (28:46):
I met a man at a party I was performing at.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Okay, can you tell us a little bit about this
guy and why it's not working out.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
I'm just going to take a stab at that.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
I can even begin to imagine why it wouldn't be
working out.

Speaker 12 (29:00):
Well, you know, he's a human man, not a merman,
so he's basically we went out a couple of times
and I haven't heard from him since he's not calling.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
You're now, are you putting us on? Are you?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Are you like if somebody's put you on to call
it like to play around with us?

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Because this is a series.

Speaker 13 (29:17):
What you mean?

Speaker 11 (29:18):
Why?

Speaker 4 (29:18):
What I mean is are you like you?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
You're not real? Like you're isn't in neat? Wouldn't you
think I'm the girl, a girl who has.

Speaker 11 (29:28):
Everything that was actually very Can you just tell us?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Can you play.

Speaker 12 (29:33):
Him in weeks?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
And you must?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
This must be a joke.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
It has to be. We have to use gentle gentle hands, gentle,
be very gentle.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Okay, you're right, you're right, all right.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
So what's what's this guy's name?

Speaker 9 (29:45):
David?

Speaker 13 (29:46):
David and King David.

Speaker 12 (29:48):
Okay, he was lovely?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Okay? Did you go out on a second date?

Speaker 12 (29:53):
Yes, we actually went on three dates and he's not
returning my calls and I want to know why.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for David. Please, David, Hi, David,
how you doing today?

Speaker 11 (30:14):
I'm good about Hi?

Speaker 5 (30:15):
My name is Marie and I'm calling from Redroses dot com.
We're a local company in the tri State and as
a promotional vehicle, we get a list of names, pick
one randomly and offer them a dozen long stem roses.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
So we picked your name today. Congratulations, I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (30:33):
How did I witness?

Speaker 9 (30:34):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Well, we get a list of names from various stores
in the area. I guess you must have shopped at
some of them, and that's how we got your name
and telephone number. So if you have a second, I'll explain.
These flowers are free. We're not going to ask you
for a credit card or any personal information. The only
thing we ask for these free flowers is that you
talk about us to your friend's family, put us on

(30:57):
social media. We just love to to have you help
us friend where to pick them up.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh well, here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
You don't have to do a thing, not even pick
these flowers up. We're going to deliver them to the
person that you would like to send these flowers to.

Speaker 11 (31:12):
That's really cool.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah, and we would love your house. Pardon what? Hello?

Speaker 11 (31:20):
Yeah? Are you talking to me?

Speaker 9 (31:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, I'm talking to you. Are you okay?

Speaker 11 (31:23):
Yeah? I just said that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh, oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't hear I saw.
Am I disturbing my apartment? Oh? You're in your apartment?
You have roommates.

Speaker 11 (31:30):
Yeah, I got a couple of friends over. So sorry.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Oh, I'm so sorry to disturb you.

Speaker 10 (31:34):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (31:34):
I was going to get the flowers again. I'm sorry,
and I said I wasn't.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Oh, we're going to deliver them to the person that
you're going to tell me their name.

Speaker 11 (31:44):
I don't know. I'm not really dating anyone right now.
I guess maybe maybe just send them to my mom?
Does that? What's I send them to my mom?

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Sure, you can send them to your mom, but you're
not dating anybody. Huh No, so you want to just
send them to your mom?

Speaker 11 (31:59):
Yeah? Does that work?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Aren't you a nice young Yeah? It didn't work out
with the Mermaid? Perfect?

Speaker 11 (32:06):
But what are you talking about the Mermaid?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
My name is Sean Hamilton. I'm a radio guy here
in New York in the city w k TU Radio
on something called Warrid of Roses. And then and you've
been talking with Marie Marie as my co host on
this radio station called KTU.

Speaker 11 (32:24):
Hi, David, Hi, So this isn't flowers well, no.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
No, no, it's not Flowers. Look, I got to get
right down to this. So we've got this woman by
the name of Guys. I cannot wait to hear your response. There, David,
I've got Claire.

Speaker 13 (32:39):
On the phone.

Speaker 11 (32:41):
Oh god, there.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Claire. Do you want Claire? Are you there?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Can you come to the phone place?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Look, Claire, I don't want to relicue you. I don't
want to embarrass you or anything. But what do you
want to do here? This?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
We're Oh sorry, Claire.

Speaker 12 (33:01):
I'm not embarrassed. He should be embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Well, I mean she's been on the phone the entire time, David, David,
you want to send the roses to your mom?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
She's been on the phone. What's the deal? Why?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Why not returning? Why you ghost? And why? Why did
you disappear from Claire's Why did you from her life?

Speaker 11 (33:18):
She's not She thinks she's the Little Mermaid. It's so weird.
I don't know the Little Mermaid, Okay, Jesus, I wish
she'd took a book from Ario and stopped talking for one.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
You actually know the story, David? What do you?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Where did it all go wrong?

Speaker 11 (33:36):
So my daughter's friends had a birthday party, and we
went and she was the mermaid at the birthday party,
and we hit it off a tad and she seemed
very nice and I thought she was pretty, and you know,
I put up with it in the beginning, but the
more I talked to her, the more I realized that
this mermaid saying that she was doing at the birthday
party believes it to be the case for Rio. It

(33:57):
wasn't just like a character that she's been paid to do.
But by the way, I don't know, did she tell
you this, or is did you tell you the situation?
I don't want I don't want to be rude if
it's not something that she already told us. Yeah, I
just didn't think she was all there a little bit,
but you know, very nice. She's very nice, and I
hope she finds someone.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
But I just don't think, oh, okay.

Speaker 12 (34:15):
Claire, we're sorry, Okay, fine, I don't think he's right
for me.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, so there's someone out there for you.

Speaker 11 (34:24):
I'm sorry. I just don't think I'm the one now.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
And now, I you know what, I gotta be honest
with you.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Is not a yoke.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
She's not trying to play a joke.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Yes, no, and You're right. You know you are interesting,
you are unique. Okay, we yeah, and you have to
be who you are. We totally get that. But I
think for David it's just not a right fit for him.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
But you're gonna find your fit for sure, I hope so.
And how very kind of David to be so gentle
about it.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
You know why, Claire, Because I gotta be honest with you.
Who doesn't love a hot mermaid?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Everyone.

Speaker 12 (35:03):
I'm the only one who can swim with the sharks
and come.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Out all right? All right, okay, Claire, bye, hon Okay,
we love you, Thank you for listening. There is David.
We need you know, we need to We're going to
talk to you off the air because we need to
get your consent to put this on the radio tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Okay, so hold on, okay, okay, And.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
I really do want to commend you, David for being
so kind and gentle.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, okay, all right for the.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Wind with Hollywood handles in and the Katu Morning crew.
Hi key to you.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Who's this Maria?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Maria?

Speaker 8 (35:44):
Where you from?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Awesome?

Speaker 6 (35:47):
I bet you want to see Tate mccrado't you?

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I do.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Well, you're going to the Garden September third, Oh my god, Yeah,
who are you gonna take with you?

Speaker 14 (35:58):
I'm gonna take my best friend Jillian.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
A little girl's night out, have so much fun. If
you need any more tickets, you can grab them by
going to ticketmaster dot com. Ahead and tell everybody who
you love. You know who I love?

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Girl?

Speaker 14 (36:10):
Tell you in housing and a kp Croom, Katie.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
You see, it's the music factory. You get the freedom
there right there. Nineteen What night?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Nineteen nineteen nineteen?

Speaker 15 (36:31):
Yeah, I must say, and I do feel a bridgiton coming. Yes, yes, yes,
I beat stalk bridgton. I believe, Okay, all right, okay,
everybody dance.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Now bestow upon me thy music.

Speaker 15 (36:51):
Behold the Grand Dome infused with a resounding bass. The
jam is in splendid effect. And I shan't scond the
time on the micro with a dope. Leap to the rhythm,
Leap to the rhythm, Leap, leap to the rhythm. Leap,
And here I stand to intertwine beats and lyrics to
make you shake your pants. Take chance, secure a lady

(37:11):
and dance, gentlemen. See the lady in spoon her like gravy.
It's your world and I'm just a squirrel trying to
get enough to move your buttics to entee to the
dance floor.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Thou knowest, what's up? Everyone over here? Everyone over there?

Speaker 15 (37:27):
The assembly is live and I'm on a quest for
the groove party. People in thine house partake, pray, let
us sweat, sweat sweat.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I say, command thee to swell.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Thank you, thank you, ever so thank you, Lady Marie.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Great job. As always.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
We love you, We love you, lady, Love you all guys.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
Speaking of television, I have I'm so excited right now.
I just found out that you are in Paris. Emily
in Paris season five. They dropped the release date.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
When what is that?

Speaker 6 (38:05):
It's on Netflix. Oh my gosh, Hollywood, you have to
watch this show.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
It's such a great show.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
I've seen missus Harris goes to Paris. That's the This
is so different, so different.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
So anyway, it's coming out on Thursday, December eighteenth. That's
going to be taking place in Venice, Italy. Even though
it's called Emily in Paris, all of the episodes have
been taking place in the past.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Big deal.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
Show is a big deal, huge deal, huge deal, and
you know that. You know she fell in love in past,
Actually she fell in love in Italy or was it
in Paris?

Speaker 1 (38:32):
What happened?

Speaker 6 (38:32):
I think she went to she fell in love in Paris,
they went to Italy. And now because the fact is
the guy is from Italy, so now she pretty much
followed this guy to Italy and now she's going to
be continuing this potential new romance, which I'm so excited about.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
All right, very good.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Sounds like a big deal, big hit, the big female thing, right,
big female is and Anthony and.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
I also, I literally watch everything, so it doesn't really
make difference.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
I don't understand, Anthony, what do you get together with
your Staten Island pulker buddies and you guys sit around
watching this?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Myself and I just watched some watch some TV.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
Do you watch Emily in Paris? Anthony?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Wow, don't you just love him even more?

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Show that's actually adorable?

Speaker 11 (39:09):
All right?

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Very good?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Uh, it's the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the k T
Morning Crew.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Ladies and gentlemen, we love you, WHOA

Speaker 11 (39:16):
See you
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